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Would you rather die in mundane/everyday circumstances, or doing something risky?

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  • #32
    jill_valentine
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,090 ✭✭✭jill_valentine


    I want to die doing something so perverse and visually spectacular that they name it after me.


  • #33
    Roger_007
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,886 ✭✭✭✭Roger_007


    jill_valentine wrote: »
    I want to die doing something so perverse and visually spectacular that they name it after me.

    You already have a day named after you.......don't be greedy.:D


  • #34
    pebbles21
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,816 ✭✭✭pebbles21


    Senor Fancy Pants wrote: »
    As long as I don't take a heart attack and die on the toilet, I'm not fussy.

    My dad died that way :(

    But hey!...So did Elvis :)


  • #35
    iDave
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,750 ✭✭✭iDave


    Exhaustion ;)


  • #36
    Roger_007
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,886 ✭✭✭✭Roger_007


    I want to live to about 80 and to die by being shot by a jealous husband while making my escape after making love with his 25yo wife.;)


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  • #37
    Stained Class
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,808 ✭✭✭Stained Class


    BrokenArrows wrote: »
    Doesn't matter what you're wearing. You're going to piss and **** yourself when you die anyway.

    I think that only happens if you die by Electric Chair.


  • #38
    bumper234
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,250 ✭✭✭✭bumper234


    102 years old. Stabbed to death by the jealous boyfriends and unable to defend myself because i am in bed exhausted after a 6 hour sex session with 21 year old twin sisters.


  • #39
    The One Who Knocks
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,301 ✭✭✭The One Who Knocks


    bumper234 wrote: »
    102 years old. Stabbed to death by the jealous boyfriends and unable to defend myself because i am in bed exhausted after a 6 hour sex session with 21 year old twin sisters.

    That's er.. one way to go! ;)


  • #40
    DavyD_83
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,992 ✭✭✭DavyD_83


    I want my death cert to say death by misadventure.
    preferably when I'm old enough to die of natural causes though.


  • #41
    The One Who Knocks
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,301 ✭✭✭The One Who Knocks


    As for me, I want to die knocking on heaven's door.


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  • #42
    Stained Class
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,808 ✭✭✭Stained Class


    TBH, there were plenty of times I could have met my end when I was younger, doing risky things.

    Looking back, I must have been somewhat brave or stupid back then.:confused:

    Not the case now though, no Sirrriee!

    The most boring, quiet & unspectacular death for me please & with salad on the side.


  • #43
    Pumpkinseeds
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,635 ✭✭✭Pumpkinseeds


    Quickly, painlessly and peacefully.


  • #44
    thegreatgonzo
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,623 ✭✭✭thegreatgonzo


    Sir Osis of Liver. wrote: »
    I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather.

    Not like his three screaming passengers.

    This just might be my favourite post ever.


  • #45
    razorgil
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,880 ✭✭✭razorgil


    doing something risky, but in a mundane way


  • #46
    keith16
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,061 ✭✭✭keith16


    Man, I just watched the summit. Talk about a horrible way to go. In the wrong place at the wrong time and hit by falling ice.

    Your body stuck on that mountain forever more.


  • #47
    SouthTippBass
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,286 ✭✭✭SouthTippBass


    Stained Class wrote: »
    TBH, there were plenty of times I could have met my end when I was younger, doing risky things.

    Looking back, I must have been somewhat brave or stupid back then.:confused:

    Not the case now though, no Sirrriee!

    The most boring, quiet & unspectacular death for me please & with salad on the side.

    And a glass of water on the side to wash it down!

    Nothing fancy for me please, a quite passing with at least one person who cares about me present.


  • #48
    FizzleSticks
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,172 ✭✭✭FizzleSticks


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  • #49
    The Backwards Man
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,299 ✭✭✭✭The Backwards Man


    Just looking through the death notices on Wiki, that's how I want to go, famous enough (or infamous) for a reference on Wikipedia.


  • #50
    qo2cj1dsne8y4k
    Closed Accounts Posts: 23,646 ✭✭✭✭qo2cj1dsne8y4k


    I'm 25 now and I honestly don't expect to me around for long life. My boyfriend and best friend are convinced I'm gonna die young too, that I live too close to the edge.

    However, watching my dad pass away, bravely battling an illness we knew he would never win, fighting up til the very end for his last breaths, trying so hard to hold a conversation with people he knew he should have known but didn't quite remember them.

    Good suffering Jesus, no. I couldn't do that. I don't want to live a full long life and die of something that'll kill me slowly, leaving behind a family. I'm not brave enough or strong enough to accept an illness that'll make me die in my sleep or in a hospital bed hooked up to all sorts.

    Best check out when I'm having fun, writing myself off and having nothing to lose.


  • #51
    catallus
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,106 ✭✭✭catallus


    The Backwards Man wrote: »
    Just looking through the death notices on Wiki, that's how I want to go, famous enough (or infamous) for a reference on Wikipedia.

    I'll kill you, for a small fee, and then create a makey-uppey page just for you! Deal? PM for details. Trust me, I'll make it really dramatic!


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  • #52
    castletownman
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,249 ✭✭✭✭castletownman


    "In my own bed, at the age of 80, with a belly full of wine and a girl's mouth around my cock"- Tyrion Lannister. I concur


  • #53
    MS.ing
    Closed Accounts Posts: 680 ✭✭✭MS.ing


    B_Rabbit wrote: »
    It'd be pretty great to die saving someone you love.

    great, thanks! wait by your boards account and refresh every few minutes for years until one day you will get 'that' PM from me, think of it like the batsymbol in the sky yer man has


  • #54
    MS.ing
    Closed Accounts Posts: 680 ✭✭✭MS.ing


    with viagra heart disease and poppers giving it loads to a pretty lady, go out with a bang, what a way to go :cool:


  • #55
    Ken.
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,898 ✭✭✭✭Ken.


    Richard Pryor's fathers way FTW.


  • #56
    The Backwards Man
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,299 ✭✭✭✭The Backwards Man


    ken wrote: »
    Richard Pryor's fathers way FTW.

    Too tired to google, what was that?


  • #57
    beks101
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,802 ✭✭✭beks101


    Not while I'm young anyway. I don't think I'll ever be able to reconcile the absolute...'waste', I suppose, when a young life ends. It just seems wrong, wrong, wrong.


  • #58
    Ken.
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,898 ✭✭✭✭Ken.


    The Backwards Man wrote: »
    Too tired to google, what was that?
    He died shagging his 20 year old wife. Richard Pryor done a great bit on it at one of his shows. Talking about how the poor woman couldn't get laid for about 5 years after. Fellas thought her lady parts were cursed or haunted.


  • #59
    calanus
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 271 ✭✭calanus


    Death by Snu Snu!


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