Footballers Whose Names Are Fun To Say

The Golden Miller

Has to be Błaszczykowski

Fr Tod Umptious

trashcan wrote: »

Yeah, just realised the other day he's called Stuart (oops ) Was getting him mixed up with the ref alright. (Still think it sounds like a C & W singer)

Probably a cousin of Westmeath country music star T.R.Dallas

flazio

Shame Danny Drinkwater didn't make it onto the England panel. Could have made for a good drinking game.

shaunr68

Dembele - a Belgian weightwatchers leader

Fratton Fred

No mention of Shatov?

Vincent Vega

I'mEric Laporte
and
(Th)atsBillyGuetta

mark_jmc

Junior Bent

garra

Ndidi. Yes indeedy, yes indeedy.

Titi Camara. Titty Camera.

Mustafa Gudboning.

charolais0153

Gabby agbongahlor

Jimbob1977

Jan Vennegoor öf Hesselink

Pilsbury Doughboy

Pilsbury Doughboy wrote: »

Evra Forlan Ndlovu?

That deserved more credit.

Evra Forlan Ndlovu Weiss Sammon...

Ulysses Gaze

Back in the 1990's-2000's there was a goalkeeper in Serie A called Generoso Rossi.

He was prone to the odd clanger, so on highlight shows his first name was used to useful effect. :pac:

Ulysses Gaze

Uruguayan coach, Víctor Espárrago

DickSwiveller

There was a Nigerian footballer on football manager a few years ago called Ice Cream.

Noveight

Antonio Floro Flores!

DickSwiveller

Taribo West. Cool name.

Ariel ortega.

Ulysses Gaze

Claudio Pitbull

gimli2112

tony yo-bohah

not spelled that way

dulux99

Nacho Novo #controversial

osarusan

Faryd Mondragón - Colombian goalkeeper, until recently you could have heard his wonderful name as the record for oldest keeper ever at the world cup, but it hsa since been broken.

Full name is Faryd Camilo Mondragón Alí.

DickSwiveller

Ulysses Gaze wrote: »

Claudio Pitbull

Please tell me that's a real name!!

retalivity

The donnarumma brothers, gianluigi and antonio

DickSwiveller

Romanian fullback, Razvan Rat. Unfortunate name.

KungPao

Stern John.

Skylinehead

Hector Herrera.

Especially when you decide not to pronounce any Hs.

jmayo

garra wrote: »

Ndidi. Yes indeedy, yes indeedy.

Titi Camara. Titty Camera.

Mustafa Gudboning.

Reminds me of Umtiti. Ummm titee..

Things were better in 80s/90s when the Germans had Stefan Kuntz
and the Dutch had Jan de Kock.

AFAIK there have been players named Fanni, F uc ks, Minge, Dicks, Gash and Muff.

Also spare a a though for former French Rugby player from 80s
Jean Condom.

As the banner read "He could never hold our Willy". :rolleyes:

Arghus

I think Brighton's defence of Duffy, Dunk and Bong is pleasing to say.

PhlegmyMoses

osarusan wrote: »

Faryd Mondragón - Colombian goalkeeper, until recently you could have heard his wonderful name as the record for oldest keeper ever at the world cup, but it hsa since been broken.

Full name is Faryd Camilo Mondragón Alí.

Who broke Mondragon's record? Think it will be broken this summer with the Egyptian goalie though

Mr.Nice Guy

Saw a good one recently that I liked - Pontus Wernbloom.

DJIMI TRARORE

PhlegmyMoses wrote: »

Who broke Mondragon's record? Think it will be broken this summer with the Egyptian goalie though

Pretty sure he still has the record,the hungarian goalie created the euro record i think