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Footballers Whose Names Are Fun To Say

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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 518 ✭✭✭Ironman76


    If you went out on the pull and you said your name was Gabriel Batistuta you will more than likely get laid.

    Klaas Jan Huntelaar and Sebastian Schweinsteiger, great names.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,320 ✭✭✭v3ttel


    Ironman76 wrote: »
    If you went out on the pull and you said your name was Gabriel Batistuta you will more than likely get laid.

    Klaas Van Huntelaar and Sebastian Schweinsteiger, great names.

    Klaas-Jan Huntelaar


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 518 ✭✭✭Ironman76


    v3ttel wrote: »
    Klaas-Jan Huntelaar

    Typo. Cheers. Fixed :)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,798 ✭✭✭✭DrumSteve


    Julian Dicks.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 14,748 ✭✭✭✭Lovely Bloke


    Sunday Oliseh

    Monday Bandele


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 518 ✭✭✭Ironman76


    Carlos Bocanegra


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 40,657 ✭✭✭✭eagle eye


    I remember Laszlo Kiss from when I was a child, it was amusing back then. He used to blow kisses to the crowd when he scored a goal.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,588 ✭✭✭derfderf


    Zinedine Zidane


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 520 ✭✭✭beerbaron


    Hossan Hassan
    Nestor Fabri
    Gu Sang Bum


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,681 ✭✭✭elefant


    Hasan Sas


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,910 ✭✭✭couerdelion


    David Goodwillie


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,775 ✭✭✭✭Gbear


    Julian Draxler

    Granit Xhaka.

    Anything with an X in it really.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 13,222 ✭✭✭✭Will I Amnt


    Ba.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,846 ✭✭✭Moneymaker


    Jerome Bonnissel
    Lillian Laslandes
    Arnold Bruggink
    Anil Koc(yes, really)
    Segar Bastard
    Hans-Jorg Butt
    Stefan Effenberg
    David Seaman
    Peter Pander
    Danny Invincible


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,523 ✭✭✭kwestfan08


    Love saying Chico Flores. Sounds like one of those Latin singers that exploded round the early 00's Ricky Martin.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,014 ✭✭✭✭Corholio


    Nii Lamptey

    You could write a book on his story, but his name also sounds like wonky leg disorder.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,761 ✭✭✭Donnielighto


    Not a player but....

    Neville Neville


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,972 ✭✭✭✭Charlie19


    Aodhagan wrote: »
    Will be retiring/is retired but wants to be a part of the coaching team. Isn't his Dad the manager?

    I only noticed his name in the Gibraltar squad when I wanted to see if they had any players that I knew and I was very surprised to see his name.

    Don't think his father is the coach, the coach sounded dutch when getting interviewed after the Euro's draw.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 956 ✭✭✭jamaamaj


    Ralf Minge (former East German forward from the 80's)


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    Robert Snodgrass.


    That chap off the England rugby team has the most Lord Of The Rings name ever.

    Billy Twelvetrees.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,822 ✭✭✭Chazz Michael Michaels


    Hakin Yakin


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,219 ✭✭✭✭Pro. F


    Ugo Ehiogu


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,325 ✭✭✭smileyj1987


    Omackeral wrote: »
    That chap off the England rugby team has the most Lord Of The Rings name ever.

    Billy Twelvetrees.

    Nah Courtney laws has to be the funniest name on that team .


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 54,386 ✭✭✭✭tayto lover


    Socrates


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,731 ✭✭✭Schwiiing


    Papa Bouba Diop
    Jay Jay Okocha
    Eric Djemba Djemba


  • Administrators, Entertainment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 18,796 Admin ✭✭✭✭✭hullaballoo


    Always liked saying Georgiu Kinkladze. Difficult to work into conversations that are not about players only using their left foot though.

    Andrei Kanchelskis, Hasan Salihamidžić, Stéphane Chapuisat and Sérgio Conceição deserve a mention too.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,224 ✭✭✭barone


    the jagger , fulham


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,112 ✭✭✭TheMilkyPirate


    Peter Odemwengie, Say it it's right laugh odemwengieee


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,031 ✭✭✭✭8-10


    Omackeral wrote: »
    That chap off the England rugby team has the most Lord Of The Rings name ever.

    Billy Twelvetrees.

    Ever?

    I'd say he has the most LOTR's name currently, since this guy retired! :pac:


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,142 ✭✭✭Pilsbury Doughboy


    Juan Pablo Angel
    Jesus Navas
    Jorge Jesus
    Paolo One Chop

    I used to crank call local pubs back in the day asking if there was a Jimmy Floyd Hasselbaink in the bar, he had been in with a blonde and had just left, so I was told.

    Muzzy Izzet reminds me that my dad called him Izzy Muzzet!


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