Footballers Whose Names Are Fun To Say

Vincent Vega

Feghouli

sabat

Schweinsteiger in a camp German accent like "Shveinshteigaa"

Conceição

Grayditch

Lomana LuaLua

Antibac

Axel Witsel

lordgoat

Pretty much the entire Argentina 1986 World cup team.

Sure you've got your Diego Armando Maradona but you've also got the Jose Luis Brown, Jorge Burruchaga, Daniel Passarella and Julio Olarticoechea. With an honorable mention to Nery Pompido in goal.

Simply Red

(one size) Fitz Hall

Ros14

Say Sammy Ameobi quickly a few times in a row...

Bruno Martens Indi is a nice one if you say his first name too.

weary1

Gianluigi Buffon and Gianluca Pagliuca - 2 dodgy goalkeepers

Ballymun Bohs

Jerry Palacios, John Boye

Stephen Alkin style - Ssssjneiii-derrrrrr!!!!

Boskowski

Chazz Michael Michaels wrote: »

Hakin Yakin

I think he's called Hakan. A little less spectacular, but sounds still great.

Legwinski

Deleted User wrote: »

Stephen Alkin style - Ssssjneiii-derrrrrr!!!!

Or "Scytherrr" from Pokémon style

Boskowski

Leo Beenhacker
Sergei Aleinikov
Dejan Savićević

breffni bogballer

sunday bada, mondays dont be great either!!!!

trashcan

Donnielighto wrote: »

Not a player but....

Neville Neville

I always hear a certain David Bowie song in my head when I hear that name.

Bastian Schwiensteiger is my absolute favourite name. It sounds like a great insult.

During the 98 world cup when Baddiel and Skinner were on they had an item where they combined two players surnames to funny effect. Two I remember were Baghieri Arce and Hong Durie.

Darkglasses

Reviving this thread to say: Dele Alli.

Arghus

Always enjoyed:

-Danny ****tu

-Yuri Zhirkov( pronounce the Z like J)

-That Turkish player Semih

-Kazim Kazim

Grid.

Ibrahima Bakayoko

fyfe79

Ukraine's Tymoschchuk.

To me and my fellow juvenile minded friends, this became 'Tim Was Shook' which concocted the image of a guy called Tim trying to play while absolutely wrecked with a hangover from the night before.

It was funny to us anyway.

shaunr68

Watching the Euros I was amused to see one of the Romanian players called Rat.

A Slovakian player named Kucka, pronounced cooker. I thought he went off the boil against Wales before hob-bling off!

Then England v Russia with Leonid Slutsky, named after a Polish prostitute.

Richard Hillman

Blaise Matuidi
Igor Akinfeev

trashcan

Mention of Hugh Dallas during the NI game. He sounds like one of those dodgy Country n Irish singers.

Strumms

Stan Valckx

Used to play for Holland and when the commentator said his name fast with the correct prounounciation it sounded like Stan Bollõcks...

callaway92

Tshabalala

shaunr68

Piszczek

What you see on a Saturday night in Pilsen.

Gbear

shaunr68 wrote: »

Piszczek

What you see on a Saturday night in Pilsen.

Pisscheeks.

Fr Tod Umptious

trashcan wrote: »

Mention of Hugh Dallas during the NI game. He sounds like one of those dodgy Country n Irish singers.

Stuart Dallas, not Hugh Dallas.

Hugh Dallas was a former Scottish ref back in the 90s that raised the ire of Celtic fans more than once.

budgie412

Hermann hreidarsson

trashcan

Fr Tod Umptious wrote: »

Stuart Dallas, not Hugh Dallas.

Hugh Dallas was a former Scottish ref back in the 90s that raised the ire of Celtic fans more than once.

Yeah, just realised the other day he's called Stuart (oops ) Was getting him mixed up with the ref alright. (Still think it sounds like a C & W singer)