Buying Condoms

astonaidan

Just seen on the Ladies site, just keeping an eye on what they are getting up to :pac:
For me buying them is always a really awkward ordeal, I to this day dont know which is worse buying them off a really hot young girleen or off an aul wan

mikom

astonaidan wrote: »

Just seen on the Ladies site, just keeping an eye on what they are getting up to :pac:
For me buying them is always a really awkward ordeal, I to this day dont know which is worse buying them off a really hot young girleen or off an aul wan

I to this day dont know which is worse...... polling a really hot young girleen or an aul wan.......

Sir Arthur Daley

I go to Tesco at half 5 in the morning when its quiet and no one around and use the self service tills

Tangatagamadda Chaddabinga Bonga Bungo

Couldn't care less who I buy them off. I feel like a right stud buying them off anyone every single time. :cool:


So, that would be twice.

H3llR4iser

Don't really see the problem, honestly, they serve a purpose connected to a basic human function. Applying the same mentality, one should be embarrassed about paying for toilet paper when the cashier is a good looking woman...

Knex*

Bring the pharmacist down to your level of awkwardness. Ask them is there anywhere you can try them on.

Seriously though, I know its easier said than done not to be embarrassed, but everyone uses them. The person behind the counter, more often that not, is just like you and I. Worst they'll do is think, "Wahey", for a second, and move on. Probably will never think of it again or recognise you if they passed you on the street.

There's plenty more embarrassing things to be buying in a chemist, or wherever, than condoms anyway!

who_me

I used to feel incredibly awkward about it. To get over that, I went in the opposite direction, picking up a box or two in the store and having a good old read, looking through the selection of lubes... now it wouldn't phase me in the slightest. And I'd definitely go to the till with the hot girleen, every time. Regardless of the purchase!

My only problem with condoms are the damned expiration dates on the 3-packs. Damn you, social pressure!

brilou23

feel like child buyin a dirty mag its just so akward

Sciprio

I don't feel any shame in buying condoms. I just walked up to the counter and grab a box and some woman in her 40's scanned them and didn't bat an eyelid.

I Don't understand people who are afraid to buy them in a chemist but if you are then you could always buy them online.

efb

Extra strong and tub of KY- not an issue

astonaidan

Maybe the fact I live in a little town and everyone knows me, no joking I used to by them in a Supermarket in Sydney and always ended up getting served by the same cute little Aussie who used always smile at me scanning them, it made it 1000 times worse
Going to try the self service option anymore

entropi

Don't be worrying about those other people. Some may be jealous that you're getting some and they are not :pac:

Its no bother at all buying them tbh. Just grab a box of the preferred ones, off to the till and pay for them.

wexie

astonaidan wrote: »

Maybe the fact I live in a little town and everyone knows me, no joking I used to by them in a Supermarket in Sydney and always ended up getting served by the same cute little Aussie who used always smile at me scanning them, it made it 1000 times worse
Going to try the self service option anymore

surely that would have made it better? sounds like the perfect opening for a chat?

Gael23

I usually buy a tube of KY when I'm getting my prescriptions in the chemist so I just slip it in there. The pharmacist is a guy though so that helps. Never bought condoms before but I would just do the same.

astonaidan

wexie wrote: »

surely that would have made it better? sounds like the perfect opening for a chat?

In my head Im saying should I get another pack, in real life Im blushing like a school girl

wexie

astonaidan wrote: »

In my head Im saying should I get another pack, in real life Im blushing like a school girl

Believe me I know it can be hard.

But the next time you're in and she smiles at you, just say : hi, how are you?

That's all it takes, if she interested she'll let you know.

Liam McPoyle

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CtAfSOLcHEE

:pac:

Barna77

Not a problem buying them. Not that I go to pay them with a big grin, like, hey, I'm getting my bit :pac:
Was looking for some the other day in Boots and saw "pleasure for women" products. Laughed out loud at "Cross my Palm"

brilou23 wrote: »

feel like child buyin a dirty mag its just so akward

Reminds me of a friend, he'd buy a pile of tech/games magazines and thow in the odd dirty one.

Yeah, a friend.

wexie

Barna77 wrote: »

Not a problem buying them. Not that I go to pay them with a big grin, like, hey, I'm getting my bit :pac:
Was looking for some the other day in Boots and saw "pleasure for women" products. Laughed out loud at "Cross my Palm"
.

that's probably not something I should Google at work is it?

MrStuffins

When I was 16 I worked in a pub as a lounge boy. Myself and a couple of the others used to walk to the 24 hour shop after work and get some munch and what have you. I was in my first sexual relationship during that summer so I used to buy my condoms in the 24 hour shop. I used to always get served by a guy with a beard who began calling me "Johnny" because that's what I was always buying! Before long, every member of staff used to be shouting "Here's Johnny".

Summer was over and I went back to school. Monday morning we had a class where they were teaching us about safe sex. The principal gave an introduction and then passed the class to our new religion teacher.......... who happened to be the guy with the beard form the 24 hour shop

maximoose

WikiHow wrote: »

I go to Tesco at half 5 in the morning when its quiet and no one around and use the self service tills

In my tesco they are in security boxes so you still need a staff member!

The last time I bought condoms was just after Christmas, it was my last day at home in Belfast and I was getting rid of sterling before the car journey back to Dublin. Went to local tesco and there was a decent offer on Skyns, so I bought around 6 boxes. My normal tradition when heading back to Dublin from home is also to stock up on NI Tayto Cheese and Onion, and I bought three 24 bag multipacks.

The look on yer one at the checkout, I think she honestly thought I was having some sort of weird sexy crisp party.

Donalh

I always thought this to be an Irish dilemma, catholic Ireland and all that. I say this because in UK or France you see people proudly plonk them at the till no problem. Also, I dated and lived with an English girl for some time and her mother used to mail us wads of the things.. either she REALLY didn't want me knocking up her daughter which is a possibility ;-) but in all seriousness I believe its just not an issue for most English to be open and transparent about sex. One step further on that note, i was in a chemist once in the UK and a girl walked in a confidently asked for the morning-after pill and a glass of water - my Irish female friends always gasp in horror when i tell them this, my UK friends are like.. "yeah, so what?"

burnhardlanger

wexie wrote: »

Believe me I know it can be hard.

But the next time you're in and she smiles at you, just say : hi, how are you?

That's all it takes, if she interested she'll let you know.

*titter*

Viper_JB

The only time I haven't felt embarrassed about it was when the person serving me started to take the piss, totally breaks the tension for me and I can dish it back out in droves then. It's when they try to be discreet that's when I get embarrassed about it.

Alf Veedersane

I never understood why people get embarrassed about buying condoms.

Who gets embarrassed about people knowing they were getting laid enough to buy a pack?

yawhat!

I have a friend when he was 18 or 19 would act a ridicolous question to the cashier like or these good for Anal or are these safe to use with my cat in a old man grunting voice. He would always ask in a petrol when we were with him and the poor attendant wouldn't know what to say.

grizzly

This thread reminds of this...

Pawwed Rig

Alf Veedersane wrote: »

I never understood why people get embarrassed about buying condoms.

Catholic guilt?

Alf Veedersane

Pawwed Rig wrote: »

Catholic guilt?

Nope.

Pawwed Rig

Alf Veedersane wrote: »

Nope.

I definitely think that is part of it. Most schools here have religious programmes that have a very negative attitude towards sex in general. They teach shame at anything to do with nudity, sexuality and sex. It is hard to get out of that kind of brainwashing after your schooling.

Potatoeman

Bought some in boots the other day and the girl asked if I wanted a bag. I said no Ill wear them out. She was very confused.

Alf Veedersane

Confused as to why you'd make such an awful 'joke'.

Flimbos

I think Catholic guilt must be at least a part of the issue in Ireland.

And when you buy them (or any related product) in a pharmacy, the receipt just says "Chemist goods"... is that just an Irish thing? Even the pharmacies are being overly discreet!

CastorTroy

maximoose wrote: »

In my tesco they are in security boxes so you still need a staff member!

The last time I bought condoms was just after Christmas, it was my last day at home in Belfast and I was getting rid of sterling before the car journey back to Dublin. Went to local tesco and there was a decent offer on Skyns, so I bought around 6 boxes. My normal tradition when heading back to Dublin from home is also to stock up on NI Tayto Cheese and Onion, and I bought three 24 bag multipacks.

The look on yer one at the checkout, I think she honestly thought I was having some sort of weird sexy crisp party.

Same in my local tesco.

I'd say she more than likely was thinking you won't be geting anywhere near a woman after eating all those crisps. Though you may lure them home with the promise of Tayto.


I was embarassed the first couple of times, then again later on when I decided to try the larger ones to see how they were. Embarassment was partially due to me thinking the girl would think I was being big hea.. cocky... Ah you know what I mean (stupid unwanted puns) but was also partially due to the fact there were a couple of girls coming up behind me who were in their early teens.

2Mad2BeMad

The person who works in my local chemist happens too be a family member
a big mouth type of family member who loves all gossip
Me da always gives me a wink everytime I come home from the shops now even worse she always asks did I get lucky on the weekend in front of customers :L abit craic though all part of growing up
would'nt mind to be honest if it was someone I didn't know

catallus

Horrible things, condoms. Hate them.

The Pheasant2

Slam a 40 pack of XL down on the counter and when she looks at you in disbelief give her a nod and a wink like the boss you are..."oh and a one pack of the extra small...erm for my...uh friend...yeah"

catallus

^^

I find that a normal condom fits around a pineapple! Why on earth are XL a thing. Anyway they're awful yokes.

sawdoubters

I buy them by the gross

jackofalltrades

catallus wrote: »

I find that a normal condom fits around a pineapple! Why on earth are XL a thing.

Because there's a demand from men who find regular sized condoms too small.


I used to be slightly embarrassed in my youth buying condoms in the local pharmacy, it was very likely that you'd bump into a neighbour while doing it.
Wouldn't bother me anymore though. That and I buy them online now, as they're cheaper and you get a better selection.

ted1

Pawwed Rig wrote: »

I definitely think that is part of it. Most schools here have religious programmes that have a very negative attitude towards sex in general. They teach shame at anything to do with nudity, sexuality and sex. It is hard to get out of that kind of brainwashing after your schooling.

I think your stuck about 30 years in the past there. Things have moved on.

Pawwed Rig

ted1 wrote: »

I think your stuck about 30 years in the past there. Things have moved on.

Why else would people be embarrassed buying condoms then as opposed to toilet paper or sanitary towels?
Religious education is still very strong in schools here.

ted1

Pawwed Rig wrote: »

Why else would people be embarrassed buying condoms then as opposed to toilet paper or sanitary towels?
Religious education is still very strong in schools here.

No it's not. Sex Ed is thought and the use if contraceptives is widely encouraged

Pawwed Rig

ted1 wrote: »

No it's not.

Ah ok so primary school children do not do obligatory religious classes from 9-10am every morning. Nor do most secondary schools have multiple obligatory religious classes throughout the week? When I was at school abstinence was still taught as the preferred method of contraception along with planning around menstruation. There was a nod given to condoms and other forms of contraception but to say it was encouraged would be an exaggeration and it was made clear that they were forbidden by the Catholic Church.

To stay on topic then why do you believe people are embarrassed about buying condoms as opposed to toilet paper or sanitary towels? Up to now you have just contradicted without putting forward any points of your own on the topic.

catallus

Jaysus, to blame the religion because some guy goes red in the face when picking up a pack of rubbers is a bit of a stretch, even for an atheist zealot.

jackofalltrades

ted1 wrote: »

I think your stuck about 30 years in the past there. Things have moved on.

I don't think they have that much.

If I remember correctly the sex education I got in Secondary school, which was a little over 15 years ago, was very much along the lines of "sex outside of marriage is bad".

It was basically an hour of a lay religious person saying, sex when you're married is good, and if you have sex as a teenager it'll be in a ditch somewhere, with your mates jeering you and you'll probably get an STD and get the girl pregnant.

The only time condoms were discussed was when we were given a seperate talk on HIV/AIDS.

Have a look at this thread:
http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=2056700198

It show's what's in one of the books that's available for the Junior cert. curriculum on SPHE.

ted1

Pawwed Rig wrote: »

Ah ok so primary school children do not do obligatory religious classes from 9-10am every morning. Nor do most secondary schools have multiple obligatory religious classes throughout the week? When I was at school abstinence was still taught as the preferred method of contraception along with planning around menstruation. There was a nod given to condoms and other forms of contraception but to say it was encouraged would be an exaggeration and it was made clear that they were forbidden by the Catholic Church.

To stay on topic then why do you believe people are embarrassed about buying condoms as opposed to toilet paper or sanitary towels? Up to now you have just contradicted without putting forward any points of your own on the topic.

Schools I went to thought about safe sex and for religion we learned about the spiritual side of all different faiths, even though the secondary school was taught by caramalites they didn't force their beliefs but taught religion (all religions)

Shyness about sex is a mixture if stuff, our climate means were covered in clothes most if the time so nudity is rarely seem. Small town mentality etc

With regards the link you posted, there's no context to the scanned image, perhaps the book gives different views.
I tend to stay away from that forum as I think that the posters are worse that jevoah witnesses in that they force their beliefs on people and want everyone to do things their way

astonaidan

For me lads its 100% not religion, Bought them off a lad in the shop to use with a girl who worked in said shop, my mother also worked there, the lad told her what I had bought
Ah the joys off being 17
So I think thats where the awkwardness comes from, but saying that if I buy them off a lad now I couldnt give a ****

All ceminists are funts

I find it hard to believe that men would be embarrassed about buying jonnies, unless of course they have a small todger and are purchasing the extra small variety.

For women it's understandable because it gives the impression that don't know when or with whom they will do the deed. It gives the impression they are loose.

CastorTroy

Or the women are just being as responsible as the men who buy them

tracey turnblad

having worked on till before.. Honestly the cashier barely notices what they are scanning...i wouldn't have flinched if you came up with boxes of XL condoms, lube etc I would be so bored outta my brains that I would just be on auto pilot scanning things through....