In the playpen - _Tyrrell_

Squidgy Black

This is a bit late and stuff, and I have no idea what I have to do at all.

But yeah ask me questions and I'll answer them when I'm not in work/playing xbox.

Vito Corleone

If you were kidnapped by an evil villain and s/he told you that you had to have sex with any male member of the cast of the TV show "Friends", who would you choose?

Squidgy Black

Vito Corleone wrote: »

If you were kidnapped by an evil villain and s/he told you that you had to have sex with any male member of the cast of the TV show friends, who would you choose?

Probably Gunther.

Vito Corleone

_Tyrrell_ wrote: »

Probably Gunther.

Write a short paragraph outlining the main reasons for choosing Gunther.

Squidgy Black

Vito Corleone wrote: »

Write a short paragraph outlining the main reasons for choosing Gunther.

That's not a question.

I don't think that's how this works.

Stop trying to find out ways to sleep with me.

Palytoxin

Do you prefer darts or pool?

Squidgy Black

Palytoxin wrote: »

Do you prefer darts or pool?

Hmm. Darts. Only because I'm not a big fan of pool, prefer snooker.

We used to have a dartboard up in one of the rooms but it was taken down by my ma when she seen the plasterboard around it. Fairly certain there's holes in the ceiling. But yeah after a while we started getting serious about it and there's a few sets of weighted darts in the house.

Jhcx

Congratulations on making it into the playpen I have not been here for some times o I should do one of these now.
Have you ever swam in the deep end?
Are you afraid of monsters
PC or Mac?
What sort of potatoes do you eat?
What is your favorite airline ?
have you been to the United States of America?
do you like Thanksgiving?
Halloween or Christmas?
IPhone or Android?
Chocolate or jellies?
Boards or facebook?
Instagram or twitter user?
If you could shake hands with a dead person who would it be?
If you could hug somebody who would that be?
Are you an insomniac?
Do you think your ready to be a citizen of the United republic of British American German Ireland?
Do you like trains?
What is you favorite color of purple?
How come I have not seen you in the den?
If you could suggest a new title for the den what would it be?
Do you think someone from boards is trying to sleep with you?
If I say monkey you say?
Do you sleep on the ceiling?
If you were as bored as I am would you bother to go through old playpen questions to find more unusual funny questions?
Will you reduce your Xbox playing time while you are in the playpen to assist our curiosity by answering our queries?

And as before I like a little survey
have these questions amused you?

I look forward to your response from your awesome location. Potatoes!

Squidgy Black

Vito Corleone wrote: »

What illegal drugs have you tried?

This isn't a private forum Vito. Not sure if I'm allowed post stuff like that, but I'll leave it open to a mod to confirm or deny. It'd probably come across as me looking like a junkie anyways.

Jhcx wrote: »

Congratulations on making it into the playpen I have not been here for some times o I should do one of these now.
Have you ever swam in the deep end? Yes
Are you afraid of monsters? Maybe....
PC or Mac? Mac
What sort of potatoes do you eat? Pretty much all of them. Apart from mash with turnip/parsnip in it.
What is your favorite airline ? Aerlingus. My da works for them, free flights.
have you been to the United States of America? Yes. Went to Orlando last christmas.
do you like Thanksgiving? To me it's irrelevant.
Halloween or Christmas? Christmas. Hallowe'en around here's a bit dodgy most of the time.
IPhone or Android? Depends on the phone itself, the higher end Galaxys are nice, but currently my Galaxy S2 is terrible in comparison to the iPhone 4 I had.
Chocolate or jellies? Jellies
Boards or facebook? Boards
Instagram or twitter user? Both. @iamtyrrell on twitter and @itstyrrell on insta
If you could shake hands with a dead person who would it be? Hmm. Mandela would be an obvious answer, but I'd probably go with Jesse Owens, just because he pissed off Hitler.
If you could hug somebody who would that be? Tricky one. Not really a big fan of physical contact when it's unwarranted. But probably my granda.
Are you an insomniac? Nope. 10 hour shifts will put you to sleep like a baby.
Do you think your ready to be a citizen of the United republic of British American German Ireland? All hail our great robot ruler Barack O'Merkel.
Do you like trains? I think they're better than buses. Unfortunately the dart station's ages away from my house.
What is you favorite color of purple? Indigo.
How come I have not seen you in the den? I post over in the graduates forum, and one of the mods here who posts over there too suggested a few of us come one over, so I said why not?
If you could suggest a new title for the den what would it be? Big booty bítches and hos.
Do you think someone from boards is trying to sleep with you? 100%.
If I say monkey you say? Ooo-aaa.
Do you sleep on the ceiling? no.
If you were as bored as I am would you bother to go through old playpen questions to find more unusual funny questions? Probably not.
Will you reduce your Xbox playing time while you are in the playpen to assist our curiosity by answering our queries? 100000000000%. Not. I'll answer them when I'm either just going to bed or waking up, or on my break in work. Xbox one's the most important thing in my life right now.

And as before I like a little survey
have these questions amused you? Yes.

I look forward to your response from your awesome location. Potatoes!

wnolan1992

_Tyrrell_ wrote: »

This isn't a private forum Vito. Not sure if I'm allowed post stuff like that, but I'll leave it open to a mod to confirm or deny. It'd probably come across as me looking like a junkie anyways.

Probably best not to tbh.


What do you work at?
Are you in college/finished college/straight into work after school?
Coke or Diet Coke?
Sprite or 7up?
Favourite thing you have for Christmas dinner?
Any weird Christmas traditions?
Are you excited that you'll be the only nominee for Best Playpen Intro in the Jizzler's this year? :P

Squidgy Black

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wnolan1992 wrote: »

Probably best not to tbh.


What do you work at? I work in Subway. Yep, you heard it. I am a "professional sandwich artist."
Are you in college/finished college/straight into work after school? I'm in 1st year, studying Computing.
Coke or Diet Coke? Coke. Diet Coke's manky.
Sprite or 7up? Hmm. 7up.
Favourite thing you have for Christmas dinner? Loads and loads and loads or roast potatoes.
Any weird Christmas traditions? Not really. The only one would be that my parents lock whatever room they put the presents in on Christmas eve until Christmas morning.
Are you excited that you'll be the only nominee for Best Playpen Intro in the Jizzler's this year? :P So stoked :pac:

Prodgey

Do you ever plan to give up smoking?

Squidgy Black

Prodgey wrote: »

Do you ever plan to give up smoking?

Tobacco? Probably not.

peekachoo

Have you had an inappropriate sexual relationship with your xbox yet?

Prodgey

Have you ever considered tasting a willy?

Squidgy Black

peekachoo wrote: »

Have you had an inappropriate sexual relationship with your xbox yet?

I tried, but man that new disc tray is really, really slim.

Hooked it up to my da's 50" plasma screen when he was asleep earlier, basically he's told us that he'll strangle us if he catches us playing games on it because he thinks we'll laser burn the image into the screen if we leave a single image on it for too long.

Amazing.

Squidgy Black

Prodgey wrote: »

Have you ever considered tasting a willy?

Unfortunately as a teenager I was one of those kids who went through a whole Bring Me The Horizon and other terrible screamo bands phase, like the one Stacey's still going through, and yeah anyways straightened hair, Drop Dead shirts and being bi-sexual was the rage. Never went that far though.

Prodgey

Oh my God. Tyrrell likes boys.

Prodgey

If you had to have sex with one male celebrity, who would it be?

peekachoo

Hahahahahahaha :pac:
I, too, own dropdead t shirts. No regrets :rolleyes:

Prodgey

peekachoo wrote: »

Hahahahahahaha :pac:
I, too, own dropdead t shirts. No regrets :rolleyes:

Yeah but we always knew you were a raging lesbian. :P

Squidgy Black

Prodgey wrote: »

Oh my God. Tyrrell likes boys.

Yeah I don't really though.

Prodgey wrote: »

If you had to have sex with one male celebrity, who would it be?

I don't know. Probably James Franco, just because he's cool. Just so you could say you banged James Franco and smoked a spliff with him.

peekachoo wrote: »

Hahahahahahaha :pac:
I, too, own dropdead t shirts. No regrets :rolleyes:

Doesn't surprise me in the least.

Prodgey wrote: »

Yeah but we always knew you were a raging lesbian. :P

Not only this, but her terrible taste in shítty music has to be matched by other parts of her life :pac:

Prodgey

_Tyrrell_ wrote: »

Yeah I don't really though.

I don't know. Probably James Franco, just because he's cool. Just so you could say you banged James Franco and smoked a spliff with him.

Doesn't surprise me in the least.

Not only this, but her terrible taste in shítty music has to be matched by other parts of her life :pac:

Like a sh!t taste in lads ... :pac:

peekachoo

Why does it always come back to this :pac:

Squidgy Black

Vito Corleone wrote: »

Why do you smell?

I dunno.

What do I smell of though?

Prodgey

What would be your ideal job?

Jhcx

In 140 characters no more no less, what do you make of these questions?

Prodgey

Did you, or do you plan to shift Katya?

peekachoo

Prodgey wrote: »

Did you, or do you plan to shift Katya?

Cant wait till its time to ask you the questions after this one hahahaha

Prodgey

peekachoo wrote: »

Cant wait till its time to ask you the questions after this one hahahaha

hahaha Likewise :P

Squidgy Black

Prodgey wrote: »

What would be your ideal job?

Do you want the serious or the funny-ish answer.

Serious would be something with little stress, and few hours, where I get to be my own boss, but have none of the responsibility or pressure that goes with being a boss.

Funny- THC test dummy at a weed farm. Or something to that extent.

Jhcx wrote: »

In 140 characters no more no less, what do you make of these questions?

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Prodgey wrote: »

Did you, or do you plan to shift Katya?

Never at all. Seriously.

HugsiePie

Which male member of Boards would you sleep with and why

You can only pick one.

peekachoo

HugsiePie wrote: »

Which male member of Boards would you sleep with and why

You can only pick one.

And it can't be randy

LoonyLovegood

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

HugsiePie

Katya or Peeks?

wnolan1992

Ooh, where abouts do you study?
What do you make of your course so far?
What sort of stuff have ye done?
What's your favourite Sub?
Who's Katya?
Marry/F*ck/Kill - Justin Bieber, the entire One Direction ensemble, Sheldon from TBBT (the actual character, not the actor)
If you could have sex with any celebrity in the world who would it be?
Favourite band?
Ever been to any music festivals?

Prodgey

peekachoo wrote: »

And it can't be randy

Was gonna say that :P

Prodgey

HugsiePie wrote: »

Katya or Peeks?

Or Hugsie

Or Decisions

Squidgy Black

CTYIgirl wrote: »

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

Chuckie was a chuckie chucker.

wnolan1992 wrote: »

Ooh, where abouts do you study? NCI
What do you make of your course so far? It's pretty good for the most part.
What sort of stuff have ye done? Java, HTML and then mostly maths. And all the microsoft shít.
What's your favourite Sub? Steak and cheese.
Who's Katya? One of the girls in the Graduates forum, yournerd.
Marry/F*ck/Kill - Justin Bieber, the entire One Direction ensemble, Sheldon from TBBT (the actual character, not the actor) Marry Sheldon, fúck the entire 1D ensemble, kill JB.
If you could have sex with any celebrity in the world who would it be? Nikki Deloach
Favourite band? Probably Title Fight. Or ASIWYFA
Ever been to any music festivals?Unfortunately not.

HugsiePie wrote: »

Katya or Peeks?

Prodgey wrote: »

Or Hugsie

Or Decisions

Hugsie of course xoxo

Decisions.

HugsiePie

_Tyrrell_ wrote: »

Chuckie was a chuckie chucker.

Unfortunately not.



Hugsie of course xoxo

Decisions.

Ahem-sleeping with a male member of boards who is not Randy-ahem

Actually Shift marry fúck or murder

Vito ODN Prodgey and Fewtins Rev Riga and Corvo

You (obviously) may have more than 1 person to each category but must have atleast 1 person in each category

Squidgy Black

HugsiePie wrote: »

Ahem-sleeping with a male member of boards who is not Randy-ahem
Facekicker

Actually Shift marry fúck or murder

Vito ODN Prodgey and Fewtins
Shift Prodgey because of all the practice he puts in, fúck ODN, Marry fewtins and murder Vito before he gets a chance to kill me in my sleep.

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HugsiePie

_Tyrrell_ wrote: »

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question got edited

Prodgey

Delighted

peekachoo

Prodgey wrote: »

Delighted

Plot twist; prodgey is actually a fridget who's mad for a bitta Tyrrell

HugsiePie

peekachoo wrote: »

Plot twist; prodgey is actually a fridget who's mad for a bitta and Tyrrell

Fixed that for ya

Tyrrell

_Tyrrell_ wrote: »

Both. @iamtyrrell on twitter and @itstyrrell on insta

Hello, I am also Tyrrell and am itstyrrell on steam and itstyrrellyo everywhere else and I would like to thank my dear friend palytoxin for alerting me to this thread and I am just here to say that you stole my username

Squidgy Black

Tyrrell wrote: »

Hello, I am also Tyrrell and am itstyrrell on steam and itstyrrellyo everywhere else and I would like to thank my dear friend palytoxin for alerting me to this thread and I am just here to say that you stole my username

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.

Tyrrell

_Tyrrell_ wrote: »

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.

cum on IRC if u fink ur ard enuf

peekachoo

HugsiePie wrote: »

Fixed that for ya

Oh touche :P

Prodgey

Tyrrell wrote: »

cum on IRC if u fink ur ard enuf

Has to be bullshit

Vito Corleone

PseudoFamous.