In the playpen - _Tyrrell_

Corvo Attano

Whats your opinion on Russia today?

Squidgy Black

Corvo Attano wrote: »

Whats your opinion on Russia today?

Mental. So backwards in some ways, and their government is so corrupt.

HugsiePie

whats your dirtiest joke

wnolan1992

What's your opinion on Russia Today?

decisions

Scenario:

Day 1: 38 Irish tourists fall sick on return from Spain.
Day 2: Young child first fatality of unknown pathogen. Remaining 37 are being treated in an intensive care unit in Cork University Hospital.
Day 3: Dept. of Heath has confirmed eleven more cases of a new respiratory virus believed to be related to SARS, bringing to 48 the number of cases it reported this week. Symptoms first appeared over the past 72 hours.
Day 4: Cork ITC unit under quarantine.
Day 5: 14 further cases discovered in Galway.
Day 6: 22 further cases discovered in Dublin.
Day 7: 608 new cases desend on Cork hospital. Virus has broken quarantine.
Panic buying hits shops.
Day 8: Authorities shut down airports & ferries. Border closed between north & south.
Day 9: Dublin hospitals over run with influx of 10,000's of patients. Mainly children & the elderly.
Day 10: Transport links begin to shut down. Panic buying hits supermarkets.
Day 11: Power shortages, broadband issues, telecoms work fine.
Day 12: Power off in all but major urban areas.
Day 13: Water supplies turned off, looting begins. Marshal law initiated.
Day 14: You are on your own.


What do you do?

HugsiePie

decisions wrote: »

Scenario:

Day 1: 38 Irish tourists fall sick on return from Spain.
Day 2: Young child first fatality of unknown pathogen. Remaining 37 are being treated in an intensive care unit in Cork University Hospital.
Day 3: Dept. of Heath has confirmed eleven more cases of a new respiratory virus believed to be related to SARS, bringing to 48 the number of cases it reported this week. Symptoms first appeared over the past 72 hours.
Day 4: Cork ITC unit under quarantine.
Day 5: 14 further cases discovered in Galway.
Day 6: 22 further cases discovered in Dublin.
Day 7: 608 new cases desend on Cork hospital. Virus has broken quarantine.
Panic buying hits shops.
Day 8: Authorities shut down airports & ferries. Border closed between north & south.
Day 9: Dublin hospitals over run with influx of 10,000's of patients. Mainly children & the elderly.
Day 10: Transport links begin to shut down. Panic buying hits supermarkets.
Day 11: Power shortages, broadband issues, telecoms work fine.
Day 12: Power off in all but major urban areas.
Day 13: Water supplies turned off, looting begins. Marshal law initiated.
Day 14: You are on your own.


What do you do?

This sounds like taht pandemic game

Corvo Attano

Bail for Madagascar

Squidgy Black

HugsiePie wrote: »

whats your dirtiest joke

A priest walks into a hotel and approaches the front desk to check in. He asks the clerk if the pornography in his room is disabled. The clerk responds, "No, its regular porn you sick ****."

wnolan1992 wrote: »

What's your opinion on Russia Today?

Already answered :P

decisions wrote: »

Scenario:

Day 1: 38 Irish tourists fall sick on return from Spain.
Day 2: Young child first fatality of unknown pathogen. Remaining 37 are being treated in an intensive care unit in Cork University Hospital.
Day 3: Dept. of Heath has confirmed eleven more cases of a new respiratory virus believed to be related to SARS, bringing to 48 the number of cases it reported this week. Symptoms first appeared over the past 72 hours.
Day 4: Cork ITC unit under quarantine.
Day 5: 14 further cases discovered in Galway.
Day 6: 22 further cases discovered in Dublin.
Day 7: 608 new cases desend on Cork hospital. Virus has broken quarantine.
Panic buying hits shops.
Day 8: Authorities shut down airports & ferries. Border closed between north & south.
Day 9: Dublin hospitals over run with influx of 10,000's of patients. Mainly children & the elderly.
Day 10: Transport links begin to shut down. Panic buying hits supermarkets.
Day 11: Power shortages, broadband issues, telecoms work fine.
Day 12: Power off in all but major urban areas.
Day 13: Water supplies turned off, looting begins. Marshal law initiated.
Day 14: You are on your own.


What do you do?

Day 1: Machine gun time.

Solved.

Seriously though, we had this conversation one night in the car when we were baked. The school beside me, St Davids, is essentially the ultimate zombie hideout. The school itself is surrounded by high fencing, and a local Tesco nearby for looted amenities, because the loading bay is facing the entrance of the school. When you get into the school, there is 2 buildings, a gym and the school itself. The school itself is 4 stories, and each window is covered in metal bars. There's also a basement and a roof. The only way to get up to each floor is by the large wide stair cases on the end of each corridor.

So basically we'll be sorted while you all die.

Daniel7740

Yeah, I reckon I'd be fairly safe aswell

Daniel7740

Would you work on a farm, just for a month?

Squidgy Black

Daniel7740 wrote: »

Would you work on a farm, just for a month?

What would it pay? And what kind of farm, crops or livestock? And what kind of work.

Squidgy Black

7 MINUTES

Daniel7740

_Tyrrell_ wrote: »

What would it pay? And what kind of farm, crops or livestock? And what kind of work.

What ever your being paid in your current jobs.

We'll say a dairy farm. It would involve, milking cows, tending to calves, tractor work, fencing, general maintainance, etc

HugsiePie

How much money do you make a week

Vito Corleone

Are you incredibly excited about my Playpen?

Squidgy Black

Daniel7740 wrote: »

What ever your being paid in your current jobs.

We'll say a dairy farm. It would involve, milking cows, tending to calves, tractor work, fencing, general maintainance, etc

Then no. Too much effort.

HugsiePie wrote: »

How much money do you make a week

Depends. At the moment I'm working ~ 40 hours a week, getting about 280 a week after tax. I'll go down to about 20 hours a week after Christmas and it'd be around 130-140.

Squidgy Black

Vito Corleone wrote: »

Are you incredibly excited about my Playpen?

Totally.

Squidgy Black

Well I'll leave yis as I started it, clueless and baked.

Peace.

wnolan1992

Thank you _Tyrrell_. Reventon's up next at some point.