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Keep_Her_Lit

I feel sorry for that poor little fella underneath holding it all up ...

check_six

Sheesh! It just goes to show ya, ya can't bate the old two triangles!

Leroy42

@Outfox Picture

I assume they brought it out to the desert to kill it and bury the ramains

Raam

OldBean

Carbon fibre beach cruiser?

shaka

When is deep too deep

Lumen

Never trust a bike with two first names.

pointer28

That has to be one of the worst so far.

OldBean

OldBean wrote: »

Carbon fibre beach cruiser?

Ahem.

recedite

I thought the Alans were long gone. They made their name with a (comparatively) featherweight aluminium frame that was glued together, back in the day when everyone was riding a steel frame. Nobody trusted the glue 100% though, rightly or wrongly, which limited their popularity. Their website still honours the old steed.

Eamonnator

recedite wrote: »

I thought the Alans were long gone. They made their name with a (comparatively) featherweight aluminium frame that was glued together, back in the day when everyone was riding a steel frame. Nobody trusted the glue 100% though, rightly or wrongly, which limited their popularity. Their website still honours the old steed.

Those Alans were rebranded Vitus frames, as ridden by Sean Kelly for a lot of his career. He seemed to trust them.

recedite

Yeah, that was the Duralinox. I think they might have changed the formula for the glue and then rebranded. Not exactly sure though. Maybe the truth will come out some day.

REBELSAFC

http://www.lightfog.co.th/ourwork/industrial?product=21

REBELSAFC

Take your pick from these :

http://www.msn.com/en-gb/news/personal/weird-and-wonderful-bicycle-concept-designs/ss-BB5nKV8?ocid=HPCDHP

but this one takes the biscuit........

mossym

REBELSAFC wrote: »

Take your pick from these :

http://www.msn.com/en-gb/news/personal/weird-and-wonderful-bicycle-concept-designs/ss-BB5nKV8?ocid=HPCDHP

but this one takes the biscuit........

it looks like a clothes peg

magicbastarder

REBELSAFC wrote: »

http://www.lightfog.co.th/ourwork/industrial?product=21

regardless of the looks of the bike; why would you bother producingsuch small air purification and photosynthesis units? there's no benefits of scale whatsoever. and the environmental impact of producing the 'eco-friendly' systems probably outweighs their operational benefits.

just buy a couple of potted plants. they don't need batteries to maintain their function.

Leroy42

But oxygen comes up from the top tube. Damn it, thats what I need when on the bike. I always struggle with breathing.

I thought it was lack if fitness but know I know its the bikes fault

Hmmzis

Can't quite see what sort of quantities of CO2 can that bike split and where the captured carbon goes. Since a plant is carbon neutral by definition this would beat a potted plant in any case if the manufacturing cost is ignored. It would be interesting to compare this against just planting a tree and then harvesting it to make a floor or some other permanent construction.

Daroxtar

I know what I'll do, I'll make a bike out of rolled up chicken wire.

Raam

^^^
Imagine trying to clean the gunk out of that.

outfox

Or trying to grab your bidon from the cage and getting your finger stuck.

check_six

Raam wrote: »

^^^
Imagine trying to clean the gunk out of that.

The Paris-Roubaix version comes with a roll of clingfilm, I presume?

BremoreDave

Crumple zone , or bike slinky for going downstairs

Skrynesaver

It's the Stuka like scream of air through the frame I'm hearing

magicbastarder

those tubes look like they should collapse down for easy storage.

kenmc

From the nobo thread.... don't even know where to start, top or bottom.

Beasty

kenmc wrote: »

don't even know where to start, top or bottom.

Which do you fancy most?

Raam

Good for Bono. He is out on his bike riding and in his private jet flying.

dragratchet

melty looking boardman aero-tt

outfox

Looks like the saddle is turned at an angle, pointing towards the corner of the room.