In The Noclight: salacious crumb

cyberwolf77

Congratulations crumb on a fantastic showing.

cyberwolf77

Reopened for business this thread is

Ted_YNWA

Hola Sal.

Have you ever howled at the moon?
What's the longest you have gone without a shower?
Any good at DIY?
Left or right handed?
Can you speak any foreign languages?
Have you ever used a magnifying glass to direct suns rays onto small insects?
SW/Koth which do you call him?
Pringles -favourite flavor?
Do you have a drawer in your kitchen for "stuff"?
Have you ever put your left sock on your right foot by mistake?
If an apple keeps the doctor away for a day, how long would a shotgun?

Had a load of Q's in my head, but can't remember them, hold my seat. I'll be back.

Sephiroth_dude

Wolf sc is on holidays this week, hes back friday I think.

cyberwolf77

Okay then, I'll lock this and reopen mine

Delirium

You out there, sally?:P

Lithium93_

Where oh where is Salacious.......... Probably gone on another gallavanting trip

salacious crumb

Ted_YNWA wrote: »

Hola Sal.

Hola Tedward

Have you ever howled at the moon?
Many, many times. I've also howled at the sun, and there was one time I was a tad p*ssed at Ursla minor and had a little rant.
What's the longest you have gone without a shower?
Just one day (and not on many occasions either), I like to smell pretty. Except back in the 70s when I was a kid for some reason people mostly just had a bath on a Saturday night and there weren't really many showers in Ireland at all :pac:
Any good at DIY?
I get by, or else I ring Sal Snr.
Left or right handed?
Right.
Can you speak any foreign languages?
I can say words in many languages, have a little French from school (which bemused most French people the one and only time I was in France), and can speak a little Finnish and a little Polish.
Have you ever used a magnifying glass to direct suns rays onto small insects?
No, but I've stuck insects to bangers.
SW/Koth which do you call him?
Shane. But mostly Koth.
Pringles -favourite flavor?
King :pac:
Do you have a drawer in your kitchen for "stuff"?
Three of them actually.
Have you ever put your left sock on your right foot by mistake?
Deliberately.
If an apple keeps the doctor away for a day, how long would a shot
gun?
Depends on which Doctor. Doctor Doom for example, I doubt a shotgun would matter to him much at all, Dr. Zeuss would probably write an elaborate poem about the dangers of gun ownership, "Dr. Death" Steve Williams would probably just knock the gun pointer the f*ck out, Doctor Who would just regenenerate after being shot...
Had a load of Q's in my head, but can't remember them, hold my seat. I'll be back.

Thanking you.

salacious crumb

SW wrote: »

You out there, sally?:P

I am now. Was that your question? :pac:

salacious crumb

Lithium93_ wrote: »

Where oh where is Salacious.......... Probably gone on another gallavanting trip

Believe it or not, I've actually been doing some work for a change, which may be contradicted by anyone who saw certain photos on Facecrack yesterday

sammyjo90

Afternoon mr crumble

If Yogi was to steal it..what would he find in your pic-a-nic basket?

salacious crumb

Hola SJ.

Unfortunately for Yogi, I'm smarter than the above averagely smart bear, so he would never get away with my pic-a-nic basket, but if he asked politely to share he would find some awesome sandwiches (I make a variety of spectacular sandwiches so it could be different depending on how stoned (ie. inventive/imaginative) I was when making them), a couple of slices of white chocolate and raspberry cheesecake, some chocolate covered rice cakes, rum and mixers.

Ted_YNWA

Whats the best way to chop an onion without causing your eyes to water?

salacious crumb

Cut it in half, take the core out. Simples :pac:

I also know a great trick for getting rid of the onion stink from your fingers afterwards...

Wichita Lineman

Hi SC, hope you are having fun back in the Noclight.

Here's a few either ors for you and some questions to boot.

horse or hound?
fake or real christmas tree?
euro or punt?
Oxford or Cambridge?
Bobby or J.R.?
earphones or headphones?
Eminem or M&M's


Have you ever read Cosmopolitan?
Have you ever drank a cosmopolitan?
Will you have a bet on the Grand National this Saturday?
Could you put a headcollar on a horse?
When was the last pub quiz you took part in?
What was the quiz in aid of?
Who is your favourite Scooby Doo character?
Who was the last boardsie you met in person?
Do you think Liverpool will win the Premier League?
Have you ever played cricket?

Thats all folks............................ Ta.

Mozzeltoff

Sal me auld swan! :pac:

Here's the questions:

Did you get a ticket for Clutch yet?
Still on for meeting up for a few pints?

Have you ever seen Angelina Jolies hands? Don't they look weird?

Favourite character from Preacher?
Did you go to Gamestop yet?
What's the happiest song you know?
Any opinions on Type O Negative?
If you met Jeremy Clarkson on a night out would you buy him a drink or hit him?
Ever watch House?
That's all for now..

salacious crumb

Weird. I answered all these yesterday but they don't appear to be here now....

Hola Andy, yeah I love doing these :pac:

Andy Dunne11 wrote: »

Hi SC, hope you are having fun back in the Noclight.

Here's a few either ors for you and some questions to boot.

horse or hound?
Horse
fake or real christmas tree?
Used to use fake ones but don't bother with christmas much anymore.
euro or punt?
Euro. It was a pain in the hole always having to change money leaving the country.
Oxford or Cambridge?
Miskatonic
Bobby or J.R.?
JR by a country mile
earphones or headphones?
Earphones. Headphones are ok if you're piloting a submarine or working in a sound studio....
Eminem or M&M's
All the M&Ms


Have you ever read Cosmopolitan?
I have a voracious appetite for reading and grew up with three sisters, so yes. And some of the information gleamed from said publication has proved a hit with the ladies in the ensuing years
Have you ever drank a cosmopolitan?
Not that I can recall.
Will you have a bet on the Grand National this Saturday?
Nope. Didn't even know it was on.
Could you put a headcollar on a horse?
I have done.
When was the last pub quiz you took part in?
Yeeeeears ago.
What was the quiz in aid of?
Tuesday night pints
Who is your favourite Scooby Doo character?
Scooby. We have the same initials :pac:
Who was the last boardsie you met in person?
Passenger. I see him out and about most weekends.
Do you think Liverpool will win the Premier League?
Hopefully not. They're bad enough to have to listen to when they're not winning stuff.
Have you ever played cricket?
There was a guy with a wicket and bat set when I was a kid so we'd have a half arsed game in the local park, but I don't understand, or want to understand it at all. Dull

Thats all folks............................ Ta.

Thank you kindly once again.

salacious crumb

Mozzeltoff wrote: »

Sal me auld swan! :pac:

Hola once again Toffiffi.

Here's the questions:

Did you get a ticket for Clutch yet?
Nope, and now it's actually sold out and I don't appear to be able to get one
Still on for meeting up for a few pints?
Absolutely.

Have you ever seen Angelina Jolies hands? Don't they look weird?
Not up close and personal, and can't say I've ever noticed anything odd about them, but then again I don't usually be looking at her hands
Favourite character from Preacher?
Eeeeek! I've never actually thought about it cos they're all feckin' great, but the inbred messiah always gives me a giggle. Humperdidoooooo

Did you go to Gamestop yet?
I've been in it a few times.
What's the happiest song you know?
Down in a hole. Hahahahahahahaha.
Any opinions on Type O Negative?
Yes. I diggeth.
If you met Jeremy Clarkson on a night out would you buy him a drink or hit him?
I'd buy him a drink, then hit him.
Ever watch House?
All except the last season for some reason....
That's all for now..

Muchas grassy arse.

sammyjo90

Hows the steam punk costume coming along?(if you have started it :pac: )

salacious crumb

Ha! More drunken ramblings :pac:

I er, haven't started it yet...

Lithium93_

Seeing as you have revealed that you were in MSG for Wrestlemania XX a decade ago, my questions will be based on said revelation?

What was it like inside MSG during the show
Were you ringside or did you get goodish seats?
What did you think of the chants going on during the Brock Lesnar/Goldberg match??, did you participate in said chants?
Did you get autographs/pictures?
Favourite matches from Wrestlemania XX


That's all Crumbs.

salacious crumb

Lithium93_ wrote: »

Seeing as you have revealed that you were in MSG for Wrestlemania XX a decade ago, my questions will be based on said revelation?

What was it like inside MSG during the show
It was awesome. Great atmosphere. I was farily rowdy and drunk , draped in a tricolour and shouting obscenities. The Americans were all scared
Were you ringside or did you get goodish seats?
Ha! No, we were in the very back row of the very highest level :pac:
What did you think of the chants going on during the
Brock Lesnar/Goldberg match??, did you participate in said chants?
Well, the match was sh*t and boring so they were right. I was involved in a running battle with some Goldberg fans in front of me. Goldberg's sh*t. The best bit of the match was Austin stunning them both and I especially liked the old pass him a beer routine he pulled on Goldberg before stunning him.
Did you get autographs/pictures?
Nope, but I still have my ticket.
Favourite matches from Wrestlemania XX
Favourite match was the Benoit/HHH/HBK triple threat. I was a massive Benoit fan and to see him finally win the title in a five star classic was class. Everyone in the buiding screaming for HHH to tap haha.
Best moment though was when Taker came back as the Deadman version. He'd been doing the American Badass gimmick for a few years previous, and there was a great, great build to the match whereby Kane had buried him alive a few months previously, and then from the Rumble onwards all Takers spooky sh*t kept on happening to Kane, Kane of course refusing to believe he was coming back, until Paul's Ohhhhh Yeeeeeesssss followed by the old familiar BONG!! kicked in. Place absolutely f*cking erupted


That's all Crumbs.

Hopefully it'll erupt with Yes chants on Sunday night too...

Lithium93_

salacious crumb wrote: »

Hopefully it'll erupt with Yes chants on Sunday night too...

Wrestlemania XXX going off the air early Monday morning with Daniel Bryan standing over Randy Orton titles in hand celebrating & the 72,000 strong crowd YESing along with him would be a marvellous way to end the PPV.

Grid.

How goes Sal!:D

Whats the biggest toilet your band have played?

Do you avail of groupies??

If money was no object....what guitar would you buy?

Next gig you going to?

Fave Irish bands?

Has anyone ever shouted at you..."Spit on me Dickie":p

Were you the one that knocked over Phil's statue?

Area of Dublin you wouldn't walk alone in?

Boh's or Rovers?

Sexiest politician?

What ever happened to the old girl on O'Connell St with the rosary beeds chanting from the bible?

Do you think that guy should be punished for driving through the gates of Trinity?

The Late Late or SNS??

Did you watch the IFTA's the other night?

Do you hang out with the D4 crowd??:p

Cheers;)

salacious crumb

Grid. wrote: »

How goes Sal!:D

Hola Gridders.

Whats the biggest toilet your band have played?

We regularly play Fibbers, enough said.....

Do you avail of groupies??

I have my very own personal groupie. She even wore a tshirt with "Groupie" written on it at Saturday's gig :pac:

If money was no object....what guitar would you buy?

Hmmm. Probably an Iommi John Birch SG.

Next gig you going to?

Next for definite big gig is Sabbath/Soundgarden/FNM/Motorhead/Soulfly at Hyde Park. Will probably see a sh*t load of local bands before that though....

Fave Irish bands?

Ehhh... Mother Mooch?

Has anyone ever shouted at you..."Spit on me Dickie":p

No, but piss on me Siddy is something I've heard once or twice

Were you the one that knocked over Phil's statue?

Of course not, but I was invited to both the original unveiling ceremony and the re-dedication after it was repaired.

Area of Dublin you wouldn't walk alone in?

Nowhere in the city, but I can't think of any reason I'd be in Jobstown after dark....

Boh's or Rovers?

Boh's, if I was that way inclined but I'm not.

Sexiest politician?

Is that an oxymoron?

What ever happened to the old girl on O'Connell St with the rosary beeds chanting from the bible?

Actually, I believe she only died a few months ago. Hadn't seen her myself in a long, long time. She gave me a few stern words over the years though.

Do you think that guy should be punished for driving through the gates of Trinity?

He should have his license taken off him for drink driving, regardless of what he ended up doing with the car.

The Late Late or SNS??

I don't watch RTE at all. Ever.

Did you watch the IFTA's the other night?

Ditto award shows.

Do you hang out with the D4 crowd??:p

Certainly not. I do work there though and have to be in contact with the locals from time to time :P

Cheers;)

Muchas grassy arse....

cyberwolf77

Okay, we done here. New noclight, next week