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In The Noclight: salacious crumb
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Hey again!:P
Hey, hey, my, my :pac:
Sad to see Ronnie Dio/Gary Moore pass away?
Gary Moore, more so. Obviously, RJD is a legend etc., and I wouldn't wish death on anyone, but I was not a fan. I can't even listen to Sabbath with him singing
Fave Sabs album?
If I had a gun to my head, I'd pick Sabbath Bloody Sabbath, but for me there's really nothing between the first six albums.
Sexiest female singer?
Well, the singer in my band is pretty hot, but Alia O'Brien from Blood Ceremony could blow on my flute any time :pac:
What's the best country for rock/metal these days??
The interwebs :pac:
What do you think of Lizzy with Ricky Warwick?
Saw them at Hellfest a few years ago, and enjoyed them a lot more than I thought I would.
Have you been to Helsinki....liked it there?
Several times. I love it there. Finland in general is a very beautiful country.
Do you remember McGonagles?
I sure do, saw a couple of bands there, and used to go to the rock club on a Friday night occassionally.
Been to the old SFX??
Yep, was at a load of gigs there back in the day, and the Dublin Tattoo Convention was on there a couple of times too.
Did you see Ozzy in the Top Hat?
Top Hat?, no. I saw him in McGonagles doing the "Live Rehearsals" somewhere around 1990, and I was at the Ozzless Ozzfest, when the drunk old bastard never showed up, and I saw him in The Point and at Hellfest too.
3 things that piss you off about Dublin?
Junkies begging at ATMs, charity muggers and every c*nt in the city trying to bum a smoke off me :pac:
Thank you kindly sir. It would seem that we may move in similar circles
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Mozzeltoff wrote: »Dia duit! Conas ata tu?
Dia is Mhuire duit. Tá mé go maith. (Coincidentally, I despise the fact that there is no actual word for hello in Irish, and you have to mention God :rolleyes:)
What's the creepiest thing to ever happen you?
Can't actually think of anything creepier than a guy I used to live with always opening my mail and telling me he thought it was for him (both our names start with "S", but that's the only similarity)
Ever see a UFO?
I (and some of my mates) thought I saw one once, but it turned out to be motorway lights that we couldn't see the base of cos it was foggy :pac:
Ever eat venison?
Yes. One of my ambitions is to taste as many different types of meat as I can
The one celebrity/public figure you can't stand?
Only one? :pac:
Hmmmmmm. I'd like to get in a room with Gordon Ramsey, have him shout at me and see what happens to him after that
Thanks again. Only one more day to go, more questions please :pac:0 -
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salacious crumb wrote: »Nope, I could go on forever :pac:
1. Do you sleep with your closet doors open or closed?
2. Do you take the shampoos and conditioner bottles from hotel?
3. Have you ever 'done it' in a hotel room?
4. Have you ever stolen a street sign before?
5. Do you like to use post-it notes?
6. Do you cut out coupons but then never use them?
7. Would you rather be attacked by a big bear or a swarm of a bees?
9. Do you always smile for pictures?
10. What is your biggest pet peeve?
11. Do you sleep with your sheets tucked in or out?
12. Do you ever count your steps when you walk?
13. Have you ever peed in the woods?
14. Do you ever dance even if there's no music playing?
15. Do you chew your pens and pencils?
16. How many times have you scrapbooked this week?
17. Do you like popcorn from those big tins?
18. What is your "Song of the week"?
19. Is it okay for guys to wear pink?
20. Do you still watch cartoons?
21. Whats your favorite scary movie?
22. Where would you bury hidden treasure if you had some?
23. What do you drink with dinner?
24. What do you dip a chicken nugget in?
25. What is your favorite food?
26. What movies could you watch over and over and still love?
27. Last person you kissed/kissed you
28. Were you ever a boy/girl scout?
29. Would you ever strip or pose nude in a magazine?
30. When was the last time you wrote a letter to someone on paper?
31. Can you change the oil on a car?
32. Ever gotten a speeding ticket?
33. Ran out of gas?
34. Favorite kind of sandwich?
35. Best thing to eat for breakfast?
36. What is your usual bedtime?
37. Are you lazy?
38. When you were a kid, what did you dress up as for halloween?
40. How many languages can you speak?
41. Do you have any magazine subscriptions?
42.Which are better legos or lincoln logs?
43. Are you stubborn?
44. Who is better...Leno or Letterman?
45. Ever watch soap operas?
46. Afraid of heights?
47.When do you sing in the car?
48. Dance in the shower?
49. Dance in the car?
50. Ever used a gun?
51. Last time you got a portrait taken by a photographer?
52. Do you think musicals are cheesy?
53. Is christmas stressful?
54. Ever eat a pierogie?
55. Favorite type of fruit pie?
56. Occupations you wanted to be as a child?
57. Do you believe in ghosts?
58. Ever have a Deja-vu feeling?
59. Take a vitamin daily?
60. Wear slippers?
61. Wear a bath robe?
62. What do you wear to bed?
63. First concert?
64. Ever go snowboarding?
66. Daddy or Chips?
67. Peanuts or Sunflower seeds?
68. Ever hear of, "gorp"?
69. Ever take dance lessons?
70. Is there a profession you picture your future spouse doing?
71. Can you curl your tongue?
72. Ever won a spelling bee?
73. Have you ever cried because you were so happy?
74. Own any record albums?
75. Own a record player?
76. Regularly burn incense?
77. What is your favorite movie?
78. Who would you like to see in concert?
79. What was your last concert you saw?
80. Hot tea or cold tea?
81.Tea or coffee?
82.Favorite kind of cookie?
83.Can you swim well?
84. Can you hold your breath w/o manually holding your nose?
85. Are you patient?
86. DJ or band, at a wedding?
87.Ever won a contest?
88. Ever have plastic surgery?
89. Which are better black or green olives?
90.Can you knit or crochet?
91. Best room for a fireplace?
92. DO you want to get married?
93. Ninjas or Pirates?
94. Who was your first crush?
95. Do you cry and throw a fit until you get your own way?
96. Do you have kids?
97. Do you want kids?
98. Whats your favorite color?
99. Do you miss anyone right now?
100. Who do you wanna see right now?
:P:P:P:P:P:PIf you can read this, you're too close!
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1. Do you sleep with your closet doors open or closed?
Closed
2. Do you take the shampoos and conditioner bottles from hotel?
Who doesn't?
3. Have you ever 'done it' in a hotel room?
Why else would I pay for a hotel room? :pac:
4. Have you ever stolen a street sign before?
Stole a bus stop once.
5. Do you like to use post-it notes?
I have no choice.
6. Do you cut out coupons but then never use them?
I never even remember to use my Dunnes club card vouchers.
7. Would you rather be attacked by a big bear or a swarm of a bees?
A bear. I could get all Grizzly Adams and hypnotise it with my beard.
9. Do you always smile for pictures?
I usually stick my tongue out.
10. What is your biggest pet peeve?
Anything-gate. Do these idiots not realise that Watergate was the name of the f*cking hotel??!
11. Do you sleep with your sheets tucked in or out?
Elasticated sheets that don't need to be tucked in.
12. Do you ever count your steps when you walk?
No
13. Have you ever peed in the woods?
Yes
14. Do you ever dance even if there's no music playing?
There's always music in my head.
15. Do you chew your pens and pencils?
Yes
16. How many times have you scrapbooked this week?
Is that a euphamism?
17. Do you like popcorn from those big tins?
Which tins are those?
18. What is your "Song of the week"?
Misfits' Last Caress.
19. Is it okay for guys to wear pink?
Absolutely not. Unless they're gay, then it's ok I suppose :pac:
20. Do you still watch cartoons?
Of course
21. Whats your favorite scary movie?
A nightmare on Elm Street (original)
22. Where would you bury hidden treasure if you had some?
In my secret lair.
23. What do you drink with dinner?
Sometimes wine, sometimes cordial
24. What do you dip a chicken nugget in?
Sweet chilli sauce
25. What is your favorite food?
Birds eye potato waffles
26. What movies could you watch over and over and still love?
The Outlaw Josey Wales, Big Lebowski, Star Wars IV-VI, Dogma, all the Indy movies (well, maybe not the last one :pac:)
27. Last person you kissed/kissed you
My sorta kinda ex girlfriend who I am still having a f*cked up relationship with. Loooong story :rolleyes:
28. Were you ever a boy/girl scout?
Briefly. Wasn't for me.
29. Would you ever strip or pose nude in a magazine?
How much do I get paid?
30. When was the last time you wrote a letter to someone on paper?
Around three years ago (if you mean write with a pen)
31. Can you change the oil on a car?
Yes
32. Ever gotten a speeding ticket?
No
33. Ran out of gas?
No
34. Favorite kind of sandwich?
Waffle, bacon, fried, egg, cheese, sweet chilli sauce on a mega bundy. Mmmmmm.
35. Best thing to eat for breakfast?
Heuvos rancheros.
36. What is your usual bedtime?
At the moment 9pm, due to said kinda sorta ex girlfriend's alarm going off at 3.30am for her ridiculously early shift. It will soon revert to around midnight though.
37. Are you lazy?
Very
38. When you were a kid, what did you dress up as for halloween?
Yoda stands out in my mind as my favourite halloween costume.
40. How many languages can you speak?
One fluently, and three badly :pac:
41. Do you have any magazine subscriptions?
Nope
42.Which are better legos or lincoln logs?
Lego. Don't know what the other yokes are.
43. Are you stubborn?
Somewhat.
44. Who is better...Leno or Letterman?
Letterman.
45. Ever watch soap operas?
Ex wife used to have them on at dinner time, but not any more. Unless you count wrestling as soap opera?
46. Afraid of heights?
Yes
47.When do you sing in the car?
Whenever there's a decent tune on
48. Dance in the shower?
Only if the water's cold.
49. Dance in the car?
Headbanging?
50. Ever used a gun?
Yes
51. Last time you got a portrait taken by a photographer?
About two years ago.
52. Do you think musicals are cheesy?
Depends on the musical.
53. Is christmas stressful?
Not for me :pac:
54. Ever eat a pierogie?
Don't even know what that is
55. Favorite type of fruit pie?
Apple
56. Occupations you wanted to be as a child?
Professional wrestler :pac:
57. Do you believe in ghosts?
No
58. Ever have a Deja-vu feeling?
That French disease that makes everything happen twice?
59. Take a vitamin daily?
Mostly
60. Wear slippers?
No
61. Wear a bath robe?
In winter
62. What do you wear to bed?
A smile
63. First concert?
Slayer & Nuclear Assault, Top Hat, 1988
64. Ever go snowboarding?
No
66. Daddy or Chips?
Chips
67. Peanuts or Sunflower seeds?
Sunflower seeds
68. Ever hear of, "gorp"?
Nope
69. Ever take dance lessons?
Had a tango lesson a few weeks ago
70. Is there a profession you picture your future spouse doing?
I don't anticipate having another spouse :pac:
71. Can you curl your tongue?
No
72. Ever won a spelling bee?
Never entered one, but I'd win if I did.
73. Have you ever cried because you were so happy?
Of course
74. Own any record albums?
Some old ones in my parents' house
75. Own a record player?
Nope
76. Regularly burn incense?
Yes
77. What is your favorite movie?
The Outlaw Josey Wales
78. Who would you like to see in concert?
Uncle Acid & The Deadbeats (I will see them next month)
79. What was your last concert you saw?
Finntroll
80. Hot tea or cold tea?
Hot
81.Tea or coffee?
Tea
82.Favorite kind of cookie?
Huge gooey chocolate chip ones
83.Can you swim well?
Yes
84. Can you hold your breath w/o manually holding your nose?
Yes
85. Are you patient?
No
86. DJ or band, at a wedding?
Both
87.Ever won a contest?
Yes
88. Ever have plastic surgery?
No
89. Which are better black or green olives?
Black
90.Can you knit or crochet?
No
91. Best room for a fireplace?
Bedroom
92. DO you want to get married?
I did, then I did, now I don't :pac:
93. Ninjas or Pirates?
Pirates
94. Who was your first crush?
Daisy Duke
95. Do you cry and throw a fit until you get your own way?
I have done
96. Do you have kids?
None that I'm aware of.
97. Do you want kids?
Not really anymore, but never say never, eh?
98. Whats your favorite color?
Purple
99. Do you miss anyone right now?
Not particularly
100. Who do you wanna see right now?
One of my marijuana suppliers
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Mozzeltoff wrote: »Who would you have on your zombie survival team?
The Undertaker. Bruce Lee. Rampage Jackson.
Polish Coal or smokeless coal?
Smokeless, if I had a fire place :pac:
Ever cut turf?
Nope.
Ever dance with the devil in the pale moonlight?
I went down to the crossroads, got down on my knees.
Ever start a bar fight?
Would you believe me if I said no?
Autumn or Winter?
Autumn.
The greatest quote of all time in your opinion?
My favourite is...For a moment of night we have a glimpse of ourselves and of our world as we truly are, islanded in its stream of stars - pilgrims of mortality, voyaging between horizons across the eternal seas of space and time.
- Henry Beston
The Outermost House
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Lithium93_ wrote: »Evening Mr. Crumb, my questions for you
Morning Mr. Lithium.
Do you think the AC/DC comparisons Airbourne receive are unfair
Not really. They're an Australian three chord rock and roll band.
Favourite Pro Wrestler
Currently, it'd be between Bryan Danielson Daniel Bryan and Claudio Castignoli Antonio Cesaro, and of all time it'd probably be Jericho, or Taker. Or Benoit. Am I allowed mention Benoit's name?
Have you ever attended a WWE House show
Been to a few, and I was at Wrestlemania 20 in Madison Square Garden
Your thoughts on John Cena as a Wrestler (his gimmick, move set,)
He's this generation's Hogan. Plays the role well. I've seen him actually wrestle a couple of times, and he is a lot more capable than he's given credit for. I wouldn't be a boo boy, but I wouldn't be a big fan, buut I can respect him for what he does, outside and inside the WWFE
Can you smell what The Rock is cooking
Yes. Hawaiian pizza.
Last 3 albums you listened to?
Misfits Compilation 1.
Down II ....A Bustle In Your Hedgegrow.
Black Mountain - In The Future.
Ideal last meal if you were on death row
See my earlier response to favourite sandwich
Poison/Poisons of choice on a night out
Craft beers or Coors if there's none, occasionally Guinness, rum and coke/white/orange/ginger ale, jager, very, very occassionally JD and coke, but if you see me drinking that keep well away
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Oh, it's on like Donkey Kong!!! :P
With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?
Air conditoner. The girls over the far side of the office conversing.
When did you last laugh?
On the train reading facebook this morning.
Seen anything weird lately?
See previous answer about flaming codpieces
If you could live anywhere in the world, where would you live?
Barcelona.
If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?
End poverty and hunger. Man.
Would you go bungee jumping or sky diving?
I have bungeed and I did train to do a parachute jump around 17/18 years ago, but they wouldn't let us jump cos it was too windy. Went back a few times but it was always too damn windy.
If you could eat lunch with one famous person, who would it be?
Geezer Butler. He cracks me up :pac:
Is the glass half empty or half full?
Half full.
Can you touch your nose with your tongue?
No.
what's your nose taste like?
Bubblegum.
:pac::pac::pac:
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salacious crumb wrote: »C'mon Koth, a few more hours to go yet
Some tricky one for ya :P- What has a face and two hands but no arms or legs?
- What five-letter word becomes shorter when you add two letters to it?
- What word begins and ends with an ‘e’ but only has one letter?
- What has a neck but no head?
- What type of cheese is made backwards?
- What gets wetter as it dries?
- Why did the boy bury his flashlight?
- Which letter of the alphabet has the most water?
- What starts with a ‘P’, ends with an ‘E’ and has thousands of letters?
- What has to be broken before you can use it?
- Why can’t a man living in New York be buried in Chicago?
- What begins with T, ends with T and has T in it?
- How many letters are there in the English alphabet?
- Which month has 28 days?
- I am lighter than a feather, yet no man can hold me for very long. What am I?
- Three guys run into a bar, the fourth man ducks. Why does he duck?
- How do you put a giraffe in a refrigerator?
- How do you put an elephant in a refrigerator?
- All of the animals go to a meeting for the Lion King. One animal doesnt show up. Which animal doesn't come?
- You come to a river that aligators live in. There is no boat, raft, bridge, nor material to make them. How do you get accross?
- A fifteen foot rope is tied to a horse. The horse is 25 feet from a stack of hay. How can the horse get to the hay?
- From what number can you take half and leave nothing?
- How can you drop an egg 3 feet without breaking it?
- How can you make a fire with only one stick?
- How can you tell the difference between a can of chicken soup and a can of tomato soup?
- Can giraffes have babies?
- What has four wheels and flies?
- Feed me and I live, give me something to drink and I'll die. What am I?
- What has eyes but cannot see?
- When is a door not a door?
If you can read this, you're too close!
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Some tricky one for ya :P
Oooooh!!!
I'll see how well I can do at this so....- What has a face and two hands but no arms or legs? Clock
- What five-letter word becomes shorter when you add two letters to it? Short
- What word begins and ends with an ‘e’ but only has one letter? e?
- What has a neck but no head? Tshirt/jumper...
- What type of cheese is made backwards? No idea
- What gets wetter as it dries? Pass
- Why did the boy bury his flashlight? Nada
- Which letter of the alphabet has the most water? C
- What starts with a ‘P’, ends with an ‘E’ and has thousands of letters? Nope
- What has to be broken before you can use it? Bah
- Why can’t a man living in New York be buried in Chicago? Because he's not dead
- What begins with T, ends with T and has T in it? Teapot
- How many letters are there in the English alphabet? 2
- Which month has 28 days? All of them
- I am lighter than a feather, yet no man can hold me for very long. What am I? Breath
- Three guys run into a bar, the fourth man ducks. Why does he duck? To avoid a bar to the head
- How do you put a giraffe in a refrigerator? Open the door
- How do you put an elephant in a refrigerator? Take the giraffe out first
- All of the animals go to a meeting for the Lion King. One animal doesnt show up. Which animal doesn't come? The Lion
- You come to a river that aligators live in. There is no boat, raft, bridge, nor material to make them. How do you get accross? Kill the alligators and swim?
- A fifteen foot rope is tied to a horse. The horse is 25 feet from a stack of hay. How can the horse get to the hay? Walk. You never specified that the other end of the rope was tied to anything
- From what number can you take half and leave nothing? 1/2
- How can you drop an egg 3 feet without breaking it? ......
- How can you make a fire with only one stick? Is it a match?
- How can you tell the difference between a can of chicken soup and a can of tomato soup? Read the label
- Can giraffes have babies? Lady giraffes can
- What has four wheels and flies? A plane
- Feed me and I live, give me something to drink and I'll die. What am I? A smartarse :pac:
- What has eyes but cannot see? A needle
- When is a door not a door? When it's ajar.
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salacious crumb wrote: »Please tell me the ones I missed or I won't be able to sleep tonight
answers to the ones that you got wrong.
3.envelope
4.good answer, bottle was the answer I was looking for. But will allow it :P
5.edam :P:P
6.towel
7.batteries died :pac:
9.post office
10.egg
13.There are 18: 3 in ‘the’, 7 in ‘English’ and 8 in ‘alphabet’. :P
19.the elephant, he's still in the fridge :P
20.Jump in, swim accross, get out. The aligators are at the meeting
22.8. Take the top half away and the "o" is left
23.Drop it 4 feet, the first 3 feet the egg won't hit anything
26.No, they have giraffes
27.a dumpster
28.fire :P
not too bad, SC
told you they were tricky :pac:If you can read this, you're too close!
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answers to the ones that you got wrong.
3.envelope
4.good answer, bottle was the answer I was looking for. But will allow it :P
5.edam :P:P
6.towel
7.batteries died :pac:
9.post office
10.egg
13.There are 18: 3 in ‘the’, 7 in ‘English’ and 8 in ‘alphabet’. :P
19.the elephant, he's still in the fridge :P
20.Jump in, swim accross, get out. The aligators are at the meeting
22.8. Take the top half away and the "o" is left
23.Drop it 4 feet, the first 3 feet the egg won't hit anything
26.No, they have giraffes
27.a dumpster
28.fire :P
not too bad, SC
told you they were tricky :pac:
Ha ha. Excellent. In my defence, I misread the question as how many "e"s are in the english alphabet. I was obviously bamboozeled by the envelope question :pac:0 -
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