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In The Noclight: salacious crumb

  • 04-11-2013 11:28pm
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    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,854 Mod ✭✭✭✭


    Taking his seat this time around is JAbba the Hutt's former BFF salacious crumb. Fire away folks


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 71,802 ✭✭✭✭Ted_YNWA


    Taking his seat this time around is JAbba the Hutt's former BFF salacious crumb. Fire away folks

    Start of with an easy one .

    What's your favourite colour?

    Have you ever travalled abroad?

    If you had to go on a space travel journey which planet would you go to?

    Favourite Simpsons character?

    Should I be nervous I'm up next?

    That'll do for now.


  • Moderators, Computer Games Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 81,083 Mod ✭✭✭✭Sephiroth_dude


    Hola SC :D

    Do you like anime?
    Can play any Alice in chains or mad season Songs on guitar?
    Do you like sport?
    What do you think of the new season of the walking dead?
    Have you read the walking dead novels?
    What's the most complicated song you can play on guitar?

    That's all for now

    Thank you my friend :D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 43,891 ✭✭✭✭Hugo Stiglitz


    One zombie slaying firearm, what do you choose?

    Ever make fajitas at home?

    If you could meet Hitler in 1914, what would you tell him about his future?

    Ever puke in front of your parents as an adult?

    Ever appear on television?

    Blondes or brunettes?

    Totally safe drugs are invented and best of all they're legal and totally free of charge, what is your drug of choice?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,029 ✭✭✭salacious crumb


    Ted_YNWA wrote: »
    Start of with an easy one .

    What's your favourite colour?

    Purple

    Have you ever travalled abroad?

    Yes. I love to travel and have been to many places.

    If you had to go on a space travel journey which planet would you go to?

    Somewhere where there's hot green alien ladies ala the orion Slave girls in Star Trek :pac:

    Favourite Simpsons character?

    Cletus, the slack jawed yokel.

    Should I be nervous I'm up next?

    Nah. It's fun.

    That'll do for now.

    Cheers Tedward. If you require any further clarification, please do not hesitate to contact me.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,029 ✭✭✭salacious crumb


    Hola SC :D

    Do you like anime?

    I have only seen a limited amout of anime movies. I liked three of them, but didn't like two of them. Since befriending your good self and Links, my interest has been piqued once again, so I will eventually get around to watching some more.

    Can play any Alice in chains or mad season Songs on guitar?

    I can play nearly all of AIC's Unplugged and Dirt albums, and one Mad Season song.

    Do you like sport?

    I like to watch sporting events occassionally, but I am not much of a sportsman myself. I have at various times throughout my life taken part in a variety of sports - swimming, hurling, football, tae kwan do, even spent a year as a gym bunny once, but I prefer to chill, read, play guitar and smoke marijuana :pac:

    What do you think of the new season of the walking dead?

    I'm enjoying it so far. However, my internet supplier has now blocked my pirate proxy, so I still haven't seen this weeks episode, so no spoilers please :D

    Have you read the walking dead novels?

    GNs? The first two only. I will eventually read them all.

    What's the most complicated song you can play on guitar?

    Sabbath's Symptom of The Universe has some tricky bits in there, and is coincidentally where I got the name of my band, even though the lyric was wrong :pac:

    That's all for now

    Thank you my friend :D

    Thank you my friend. I shall anticipate round two :D


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  • Moderators Posts: 51,922 ✭✭✭✭Delirium


    howdy, sally :P

    what brought you boards?
    what forums do you frequent the most on boards?
    you can create a forum on boards, what forum do you create?
    first celebrity crush?
    last gig you went to?
    best gig you went to?
    do you have a drivers license, if yes do you have a car?
    last book you read?
    last movie you saw?
    favourite type of cuisine?
    first games console you owned?
    can you juggle?
    circus or carnival?
    lions or tigers?

    If you can read this, you're too close!



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,029 ✭✭✭salacious crumb


    One zombie slaying firearm, what do you choose?

    Katana, easy peasy :pac:

    Ever make fajitas at home?

    All the time. I have experimented extensively with different types of Mexican food.

    If you could meet Hitler in 1914, what would you tell him about his future?

    I think the best thing to do would just be to stick a screwdriver in through his eye socket and murderize him ;)

    Ever puke in front of your parents as an adult?

    Not that I can recall. Last time I puked anywhere near my parents I was around 16/17.

    Ever appear on television?

    Yes. I've been on The Late, Late Toy Show (as a performer :D), Echo Island and I was on the news once :pac:

    Blondes or brunettes?

    Redheads, clearly.

    Totally safe drugs are invented and best of all they're legal and totally free of charge, what is your drug of choice?

    I shall stick to my beloved Mary Jane, thanks very much for offering :D

    Thank you muchly Hugo. If any clarification is required, etc. etc., etc. :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,029 ✭✭✭salacious crumb


    koth wrote: »
    howdy, sally :P

    Ooh, I like that ha ha ha.

    what brought you boards?

    Couple of years ago, I was looking for a drummer for my band and joined the musicians forum, but didn't bother checking anywhere else, then roll forward a few months ago, I was bored in work so decided to have a look round the other forums and discovered Zombie Survival, then here and now I'm a post whore :pac:

    what forums do you frequent the most on boards?

    Here, quizzes, tattoos & piercings, and a secret one, much like Fight Club, I'm not allowed to discuss :D

    you can create a forum on boards, what forum do you create?

    Hmmm. I've noticed there is no reggae forum in the music forums. I find this disturbing.

    first celebrity crush?

    Wonder Woman/Lynda Carter and Daisy Duke/Catherine Bach. Am I showing my age? :D

    last gig you went to?

    Finntroll.

    best gig you went to?

    Black Sabbath's (first) reunion gigs in Birmingham NEC, 1997.

    do you have a drivers license, if yes do you have a car?

    No, and no. I like to walk.

    last book you read?

    I'm currently re-reading Philip K. Dick's A Scanner Darkly, which is one of my all time favourites.

    last movie you saw?

    Thor: The Dark World.

    favourite type of cuisine?

    At a push, I would say Cajun. I'm a sucker for jambalaya.

    first games console you owned?

    Not a console, but my first games were all on Commodore 64 :D

    can you juggle?

    I can juggle two items, but no more than that :pac:

    circus or carnival?

    I've only been to circuses, but I would love to go to a proper freak show style carnival.

    lions or tigers?

    Bears. Oh my.

    Thank you Darth Koth, your input is invaluable as always.


  • Moderators Posts: 51,922 ✭✭✭✭Delirium


    Since everyone else got them....

    the silly section:

    How far east can you go before you're heading west?
    Where does the toetag go on a dead person if they don't have toes?
    If we say, we are here to help others, what are the others here for?
    How can something be "new" and "improved"? if it's new, what was it improving on?
    Do Chinese people get English sayings tattooed on their bodies?
    If a bee is allergic to pollen would it get the hives?
    At what point in man's evolution did he start wiping his ass?
    Can you still say "Put it where the sun don't shine " on a nude beach?
    If there's an exception to every rule, is there an exception to that rule?
    When you're caught "between a rock and a hard place", is the rock not hard?
    When sign makers go on strike, is anything written on their signs?

    and some not-so-serious:

    If you could have any job, what would it be?
    any siblings?
    ever meet anyone famous?

    If you can read this, you're too close!



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,029 ✭✭✭salacious crumb


    koth wrote: »
    Since everyone else got them....

    the silly section:

    How far east can you go before you're heading west?

    About half way.

    Where does the toetag go on a dead person if they don't have toes?

    Stapled to their forehead.

    If we say, we are here to help others, what are the others here for?

    I never said I was here to help anybody :pac:

    How can something be "new" and "improved"? if it's new, what was it improving on?

    It's a marketing scam aimed at mouth breathers.

    Do Chinese people get English sayings tattooed on their bodies?

    No. They're smarter than us :D

    If a bee is allergic to pollen would it get the hives?

    Nah, just a good buzz.

    At what point in man's evolution did he start wiping his ass?

    What mean "wipe ass"?

    Can you still say "Put it where the sun don't shine " on a nude beach?

    Of course, you just need to be more assertive.

    If there's an exception to every rule, is there an exception to that rule?

    Yes. There is no exception to the rule of exceptions, except when expected expectations accept expected exceptions.

    When you're caught "between a rock and a hard place", is the rock not hard?

    No. It's one of those soft rocks that you always find on your way to various hard places.

    When sign makers go on strike, is anything written on their signs?

    No, they have to protest using sign language.

    and some not-so-serious:

    If you could have any job, what would it be?

    If I could get paid as much as I do now for working in a comic shop, I'd never have left. That or the person who does the rolling in the coffee shops of Amsterdam :D

    any siblings?

    Three sisters, none of them weird.

    ever meet anyone famous?

    Loads. I've hung out backstage with Down and gone drinking with Pepper, Kirk and Jimmy a couple of times in various countries. Met Brant Bjork from Kyuss in the pub after a gig one night. Met Kirk Hammett walking around Dublin city centre 25 years ago. Dean Stockwell walked into the pub one night and asked me for directions. Then from my time in Forbidden Planet I've served a lot of people such as... Robin Williams, Robbie Williams, the singer from Therapy?, Jonothan Ross, Billy Connolly, Craig Charles, amongst others and also in FP at various signings... Terry Pratchett, Clive Barker, David Gemmell, Gates McFadden, the blonde guy from ST Voyager (Tom Parris?), Michael Marshall Smith (author of my all time favourite novel - Spares) and Gilbert Shelton, creator of The Fabulous Furry Freak Bros. Oh, and Dara O'Briain interviewed me for Echo Island ás gaeilge, except I can't speak Irish much, so he had to tell me what to say :p




    Than you once again kind sir.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 40,401 ✭✭✭✭x Purple Pawprints x


    Good morning. :)

    Apologies if these are crap and/or have been asked already. :o

    What was the last book you read?
    What's your "movie you haven't seen even though the rest of the world has"?
    What's your opinion of Jim Carrey?
    Can you drive?
    What's the first think you would buy if you won a million euro?
    When did you last feel proud of yourself and why?
    Black or blue pens?
    What type phone have you got?
    What would you do if you were invisible for a day?
    What was the last movie you saw in the cinema?
    Do you have a favourite perfume/aftershave?
    What did you think of my questions? :p


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,029 ✭✭✭salacious crumb


    Good morning. :)

    Hola senorita

    Apologies if these are crap and/or have been asked already. :o

    What was the last book you read?

    Previous to my previous answer, Irvine Welsh's Filth, which I first read when it was released, but read again before seeing the movie.

    What's your "movie you haven't seen even though the rest of the world has"?

    Schindler's List, oh and all of the Twilight sh*te. No thanks :pac:

    What's your opinion of Jim Carrey?

    I like him when he's in serious movies, not so keen on his one dimesnional comedy act though.

    Can you drive?

    Yes, but I choose not to.

    What's the first think you would buy if you won a million euro?

    More tattoooooooooooooos :P

    When did you last feel proud of yourself and why?

    I feel proud of myself if I manage to get out of bed each morning :D
    Oh, and we played our first gig in over a year last week and I thought we were great


    Black or blue pens?

    Black.

    What type phone have you got?

    Sony Ericsson Experia.

    What would you do if you were invisible for a day?

    I would be a super villain.

    What was the last movie you saw in the cinema?

    On Saturday I went to see both Thor: The Dark World and Cloudy with a chance of meatballs 2. I have cineworld membership :pac:

    Do you have a favourite perfume/aftershave?

    I love Hypnotic Poison on a lady, and my favourite aftershave was YSL's M7, but they don't make it any more, so now I use Diesel only the brave, or JPG's Le Male.

    What did you think of my questions?

    They kept me entertained for a few minutes:pac:

    :p

    Thanks xPPx. Feel free to ask more....


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 40,401 ✭✭✭✭x Purple Pawprints x


    Good answers! :D

    I love Jim Carrey in everything (especially Ace Ventura - I can almost recite that movie word for word) but he's great in the serious roles. And I may be a little bit jealous of your Cineworld membership. :p

    Will think of some more soon :)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,614 ✭✭✭Mozzeltoff


    Heelllo Sal Sal :D

    Right..

    Are you aware of Bill Hicks and are you a fan?

    Processed peas or Marrowfat peas?

    Do you like cats or dogs?

    If you could live anywhere in Ireland besides where you're living now, where would you live?

    Your favourite tattoo that you have?

    Your favourite tattoo artist?

    Thanks Sal :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,029 ✭✭✭salacious crumb


    Mozzeltoff wrote: »
    Heelllo Sal Sal :D

    Hello Toffiffi :pac:

    Right..

    Are you aware of Bill Hicks and are you a fan?

    Of course, and of course.

    Processed peas or Marrowfat peas?

    Peas remind me of my ex wife, cos she always, always wanted peas with her dinner, so I don't eat them anymore :D

    Do you like cats or dogs?

    It turns out, I'm a cat person. I'm a little scared of dogs to be honest, got bitten when I was a kid :( :pac:

    If you could live anywhere in Ireland besides where you're living now, where would you live?

    Hmmm. I wouldn't mind living in the Wicklow mountains, or the wilderness of Connemara.

    Your favourite tattoo that you have?

    Joint favourites are my See no evil, hear no evil, speak no evil Day of The Dead style monkey skulls, and my "work in progress" Hellboy tattoo (unfortunately the guy moved to Germany about six years ago and I haven't gotten round to going over there to get it finished :pac:)

    Your favourite tattoo artist?

    Possibly Leah Moule from Spear Studios in Birmingham, which is why I went there for my aforementioned three wise monkeys tatt. (I also collect statues of the monkeys too :p)

    Thanks Sal :D

    Thanks Mozz. Keep 'em coming ;)


  • Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators Posts: 68,401 Mod ✭✭✭✭Grid.


    Hi there Sal:)

    Fave Stoner rock track?

    Fave front man?

    Guitar of choice??

    Fave gig?

    Ever see Fu Manchu live??

    Kyuss or QOTSA??

    Bruxxies, Fibbers or Gypsy Rose??

    Listened to Monster Magnet's new album?

    Heading to Sabbath in Belfast??

    Cheers;)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,029 ✭✭✭salacious crumb


    Grid. wrote: »
    Hi there Sal:)

    Hola amigo

    Fave Stoner rock track?

    All of them :pac:
    Seriously though, if we're not counting Sabbath as stoner rock (Planet Caravan), I'd probably pick something by Kyuss, lets just say Spaceship Landing for argument's sake ;)


    Fave front man?

    Hmmm. Again, I'd go for Ozzy back in the day, or Anselmo. He may be bit of a tool, but he can certainly work a crowd.

    Guitar of choice??

    I usually play a Gibson Les Paul studio, but I also have a Gibson SG, which I actually prefer the sound of, but the pick up toggle is in the wrong place for me to switch all the time when I play cos my muscle memory always makes me go for the LP's toggle :D

    Fave gig?

    Sabbath reunion, Birmingham NEC, Dec 1997

    Ever see Fu Manchu live??

    Unfortunately not. Yet

    Kyuss or QOTSA??

    Kyuss, but I love QOTSA too

    Bruxxies, Fibbers or Gypsy Rose??

    Been drinking in Brux since 1989, so I'd go for that, although drinks are cheaper in the other two, and I do spend quite a lot of time in the Gypo. Fibbers is a last resort :pac:

    Listened to Monster Magnet's new album?

    I haven't heard it yet, but I believe it's a cracker

    Heading to Sabbath in Belfast??

    Nope. I have the memory of the most awesome gig ever, with all four members, and I would really hate to go see them and for it to be ****
    :D
    I do have second thoughts about it all the time though


    Cheers;)

    Thanks Grid. Great questions ;)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,614 ✭✭✭Mozzeltoff


    What do you think of Clutch? Yay or Nay?

    Your favourite anti hero?

    What's the philosophy you follow?

    Are you a thinking man or a man of action?

    Do the simple things make you happy?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,029 ✭✭✭salacious crumb


    Mozzeltoff wrote: »
    What do you think of Clutch? Yay or Nay?

    Awesome. Seen them live around five times, even was at their Irish gig several years ago when around 40 people turned up, which is why they haven'tcome back ;)

    Your favourite anti hero?

    Toss up between Wolverine and Stone Cold Steve Austin :pac:

    What's the philosophy you follow?

    There's a few...
    Don't sweat the petty things, and don't pet the sweaty things.
    Grow old but never grow up.
    The past is history and tomorrow is a mystery


    Are you a thinking man or a man of action?

    A little from column A, and a little from column B ;)

    Do the simple things make you happy?

    Absof*ckingloutely

    Thanks again Toffiffi, great questions ;)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,614 ✭✭✭Mozzeltoff


    Ah man,seriously? Only 40 people showed up at the gig? This makes me quite sad :( I love them and would love to see them live!! I have gotten a lot of people into them in the last few years. They are awesome!!

    Anyway, another few questions since I am here..

    Do you find that some fans of metal can be a bit snobby when it comes to different metal bands and not give them a proper chance? (And yes this is in relation to the whole Clutch thing!) :pac:

    Are you a Batman fan? If so Joker or Bats? :D

    What's the strangest thing you have seen somebody do?

    Is living in the city as good as living in the country? :pac:

    If you had only ten seconds to live what would your famous last words be?


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  • Moderators Posts: 51,922 ✭✭✭✭Delirium


    you've seen Clutch live? are trying to get me to ban you??? :P


    /jealous-mode

    If you can read this, you're too close!



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 40,401 ✭✭✭✭x Purple Pawprints x


    Few more random questions for you Sal :)

    What colour are your bedroom walls?
    Electric blanket or hot water bottle?
    Do you wear glasses?
    Have you ever worn nail varnish?
    Are you planning more tattoos?
    Any piercings?
    Should I get another ear piercing as my Christmas present to myself?
    What's your favourite food?
    Do you wear Converse?
    What was your favourite subject in school?

    :)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,029 ✭✭✭salacious crumb


    Mozzeltoff wrote: »
    Ah man,seriously? Only 40 people showed up at the gig? This makes me quite sad :( I love them and would love to see them live!! I have gotten a lot of people into them in the last few years. They are awesome!!

    Yep, it was ridiculous. They were great though.

    Anyway, another few questions since I am here..

    Do you find that some fans of metal can be a bit snobby when it comes to different metal bands and not give them a proper chance? (And yes this is in relation to the whole Clutch thing!) :pac:

    Indeed, a lot of metal fans heads are up their arses :pac:
    I used to be like that myself, but now I'll listen to anything. Including a lot of stuff that's not metal at all :pac:


    Are you a Batman fan? If so Joker or Bats? :D

    Of course, tough call, but I'd go for Bats

    What's the strangest thing you have seen somebody do?

    Well, I was at a party the other night, my mate was wearing an A Clockwork Orange costume, decided to pour absinthe on his cod piece and set it on fire, then immediately realised his mistake and rolled around on the grass to extinguish his flaming crotch and whipped said cod piece/jock strap off and tossed it over the wall :D

    Is living in the city as good as living in the country? :pac:

    I love the solitude of the country, and the socialising of the city, so I guess either way and I'd be happy

    If you had only ten seconds to live what would your famous last words be?

    Quick, does anybody have any heroin? :D

    *ONLY, only if I knew I was about to die, obviously :pac:


    Thanks again. Feel free to ask more. I'm here all week :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,029 ✭✭✭salacious crumb


    koth wrote: »
    you've seen Clutch live? are trying to get me to ban you??? :P


    /jealous-mode

    Yes and no :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,029 ✭✭✭salacious crumb


    Few more random questions for you Sal :)

    What colour are your bedroom walls?

    Purple

    Electric blanket or hot water bottle?

    Neither, I have a fleece blanket that goes under my duvet in winter, and just the fleece in summer.

    Do you wear glasses?

    Nope. Only person in my family who doesn't. I am colour blind though

    Have you ever worn nail varnish?

    Yeps

    Are you planning more tattoos?

    I'm planning to eventually be a walking tattoo :D

    Any piercings?

    Just ears. I had my nose done when I was a kid, but it kept on falling out

    Should I get another ear piercing as my Christmas present to myself?

    Sure why not?

    What's your favourite food?

    Birds Eye potato waffles :D

    Do you wear Converse?

    I have done ,but I'm mostly a DC and Vans type these days

    What was your favourite subject in school?

    Art and English

    :)

    Thank you once again. Keep em comin' :pac:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,190 ✭✭✭✭sammyjo90


    Afternoon Crumbly!

    +1 on the DCs and Vans I must say!

    Do you play any instrument other than the geetar?

    ipod or mp3??

    Ever had a beard as long as your hair?

    Why are they called stairs inside but steps outside?

    Why is there a light in the fridge but not in the freezer?

    Proper butter or spreadable?

    Thats all for now crumb, I know I had another one to ask but alas! I have forgotten! Till we meet again...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,029 ✭✭✭salacious crumb


    sammyjo90 wrote: »
    Afternoon Crumbly!

    I'm enjoying all these new nicknames :pac:

    +1 on the DCs and Vans I must say!

    Do you play any instrument other than the geetar?

    I learned some tin whistle and harmonica when I was in primary school, but haven't played for decades, and I own a mandolin and a banjo, neither of which I'm very good at. Oh, and I can play bass too

    ipod or mp3??

    MP3

    Ever had a beard as long as your hair?

    Only when I was rockin' a shaved head :pac:
    My beard only grows so long before it starts curling :D


    Why are they called stairs inside but steps outside?

    Because the man said so :pac:

    Why is there a light in the fridge but not in the freezer?

    So you're always surprised at what you find in the freezer ;)

    Proper butter or spreadable?

    I prefer the taste of butter, but it's too hard for my toast in the mornings :D

    Thats all for now crumb, I know I had another one to ask but alas! I have forgotten! Till we meet again...

    Thanks SJ. I'm ready for your next round ;)


  • Moderators, Computer Games Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 81,083 Mod ✭✭✭✭Sephiroth_dude


    Hola my friend :cool:

    Do you like any of the following bands?seen any of them live?

    Pavement
    Sonic youth (think I might have asked you about them before can't remember)
    Smashing pumpkins
    Soundgarden
    Melvins
    A perfect circle
    Scheer

    Ever been to Seattle?

    Can you slap bass?

    Ever just grab a girl you were chatting to and start kissing her?

    Any piercings?

    When the zombies rise do you have a plan of action?

    Do you own a pair of docs?


    That's it my friend for now *evil laughter* :-D


  • Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators Posts: 68,401 Mod ✭✭✭✭Grid.


    Hey again!:P


    Sad to see Ronnie Dio/Gary Moore pass away?

    Fave Sabs album?

    Sexiest female singer?

    What's the best country for rock/metal these days??

    What do you think of Lizzy with Ricky Warwick?

    Have you been to Helsinki....liked it there?

    Do you remember McGonagles?

    Been to the old SFX??

    Did you see Ozzy in the Top Hat?

    3 things that piss you off about Dublin?


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,029 ✭✭✭salacious crumb


    Hola my friend :cool:

    Do you like any of the following bands?seen any of them live?

    Pavement
    Sonic youth (think I might have asked you about them before can't remember)
    Smashing pumpkins
    Soundgarden
    Melvins
    A perfect circle
    Scheer

    I like Smashing Pumpkins and have seen them live, and I like Melvins, A Perfect Circle, some Soundgarden, only know a little Sonic Youth, but I liked what I've heard and I don't know the others.

    Ever been to Seattle?

    Nope.

    Can you slap bass?

    Yep.

    Ever just grab a girl you were chatting to and start kissing her?

    Of course :pac:

    Any piercings?

    Just my ears now, used to have my nose done when I was younger but it's closed up.

    When the zombies rise do you have a plan of action?

    Yes, but it's very hush, hush. I wouldn't want anyone to find my stash :pac:

    Do you own a pair of docs?

    Been rockin' Docs since 1988 ;)


    That's it my friend for now *evil laughter* :-D

    Thank you again my friend.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,029 ✭✭✭salacious crumb


    Grid. wrote: »
    Hey again!:P


    Hey, hey, my, my :pac:

    Sad to see Ronnie Dio/Gary Moore pass away?

    Gary Moore, more so. Obviously, RJD is a legend etc., and I wouldn't wish death on anyone, but I was not a fan. I can't even listen to Sabbath with him singing :D

    Fave Sabs album?

    If I had a gun to my head, I'd pick Sabbath Bloody Sabbath, but for me there's really nothing between the first six albums.

    Sexiest female singer?

    Well, the singer in my band is pretty hot, but Alia O'Brien from Blood Ceremony could blow on my flute any time :pac:


    What's the best country for rock/metal these days??

    The interwebs :pac:

    What do you think of Lizzy with Ricky Warwick?

    Saw them at Hellfest a few years ago, and enjoyed them a lot more than I thought I would.

    Have you been to Helsinki....liked it there?

    Several times. I love it there. Finland in general is a very beautiful country.

    Do you remember McGonagles?

    I sure do, saw a couple of bands there, and used to go to the rock club on a Friday night occassionally.

    Been to the old SFX??

    Yep, was at a load of gigs there back in the day, and the Dublin Tattoo Convention was on there a couple of times too.

    Did you see Ozzy in the Top Hat?

    Top Hat?, no. I saw him in McGonagles doing the "Live Rehearsals" somewhere around 1990, and I was at the Ozzless Ozzfest, when the drunk old bastard never showed up, and I saw him in The Point and at Hellfest too.

    3 things that piss you off about Dublin?

    Junkies begging at ATMs, charity muggers and every c*nt in the city trying to bum a smoke off me :pac:

    Thank you kindly sir. It would seem that we may move in similar circles ;)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,029 ✭✭✭salacious crumb


    ^^

    Oh, and Susanna Hoffs from The Bangles was, and still is a feckin' riiiiide :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,614 ✭✭✭Mozzeltoff


    Dia duit! Conas ata tu?

    What's the creepiest thing to ever happen you?

    Ever see a UFO?

    Ever eat venison?

    The one celebrity/public figure you can't stand?


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,854 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    Happy your time in the seat ends on the morrow?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,029 ✭✭✭salacious crumb


    Mozzeltoff wrote: »
    Dia duit! Conas ata tu?

    Dia is Mhuire duit. Tá mé go maith. (Coincidentally, I despise the fact that there is no actual word for hello in Irish, and you have to mention God :rolleyes:)

    What's the creepiest thing to ever happen you?

    Can't actually think of anything creepier than a guy I used to live with always opening my mail and telling me he thought it was for him (both our names start with "S", but that's the only similarity)

    Ever see a UFO?

    I (and some of my mates) thought I saw one once, but it turned out to be motorway lights that we couldn't see the base of cos it was foggy :pac:

    Ever eat venison?

    Yes. One of my ambitions is to taste as many different types of meat as I can :D

    The one celebrity/public figure you can't stand?

    Only one? :pac:
    Hmmmmmm. I'd like to get in a room with Gordon Ramsey, have him shout at me and see what happens to him after that :D

    Thanks again. Only one more day to go, more questions please :pac:


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,029 ✭✭✭salacious crumb


    Happy your time in the seat ends on the morrow?


    Nope, I could go on forever :pac:


  • Moderators Posts: 51,922 ✭✭✭✭Delirium


    Nope, I could go on forever :pac:

    o-rly001.jpg


    1. Do you sleep with your closet doors open or closed?
    2. Do you take the shampoos and conditioner bottles from hotel?
    3. Have you ever 'done it' in a hotel room?
    4. Have you ever stolen a street sign before?
    5. Do you like to use post-it notes?
    6. Do you cut out coupons but then never use them?
    7. Would you rather be attacked by a big bear or a swarm of a bees?
    9. Do you always smile for pictures?
    10. What is your biggest pet peeve?
    11. Do you sleep with your sheets tucked in or out?
    12. Do you ever count your steps when you walk?
    13. Have you ever peed in the woods?
    14. Do you ever dance even if there's no music playing?
    15. Do you chew your pens and pencils?
    16. How many times have you scrapbooked this week?
    17. Do you like popcorn from those big tins?
    18. What is your "Song of the week"?
    19. Is it okay for guys to wear pink?
    20. Do you still watch cartoons?
    21. Whats your favorite scary movie?
    22. Where would you bury hidden treasure if you had some?
    23. What do you drink with dinner?
    24. What do you dip a chicken nugget in?
    25. What is your favorite food?
    26. What movies could you watch over and over and still love?
    27. Last person you kissed/kissed you
    28. Were you ever a boy/girl scout?
    29. Would you ever strip or pose nude in a magazine?
    30. When was the last time you wrote a letter to someone on paper?
    31. Can you change the oil on a car?
    32. Ever gotten a speeding ticket?
    33. Ran out of gas?
    34. Favorite kind of sandwich?
    35. Best thing to eat for breakfast?
    36. What is your usual bedtime?
    37. Are you lazy?
    38. When you were a kid, what did you dress up as for halloween?
    40. How many languages can you speak?
    41. Do you have any magazine subscriptions?
    42.Which are better legos or lincoln logs?
    43. Are you stubborn?
    44. Who is better...Leno or Letterman?
    45. Ever watch soap operas?
    46. Afraid of heights?
    47.When do you sing in the car?
    48. Dance in the shower?
    49. Dance in the car?
    50. Ever used a gun?
    51. Last time you got a portrait taken by a photographer?
    52. Do you think musicals are cheesy?
    53. Is christmas stressful?
    54. Ever eat a pierogie?
    55. Favorite type of fruit pie?
    56. Occupations you wanted to be as a child?
    57. Do you believe in ghosts?
    58. Ever have a Deja-vu feeling?
    59. Take a vitamin daily?
    60. Wear slippers?
    61. Wear a bath robe?
    62. What do you wear to bed?
    63. First concert?
    64. Ever go snowboarding?
    66. Daddy or Chips?
    67. Peanuts or Sunflower seeds?
    68. Ever hear of, "gorp"?
    69. Ever take dance lessons?
    70. Is there a profession you picture your future spouse doing?
    71. Can you curl your tongue?
    72. Ever won a spelling bee?
    73. Have you ever cried because you were so happy?
    74. Own any record albums?
    75. Own a record player?
    76. Regularly burn incense?
    77. What is your favorite movie?
    78. Who would you like to see in concert?
    79. What was your last concert you saw?
    80. Hot tea or cold tea?
    81.Tea or coffee?
    82.Favorite kind of cookie?
    83.Can you swim well?
    84. Can you hold your breath w/o manually holding your nose?
    85. Are you patient?
    86. DJ or band, at a wedding?
    87.Ever won a contest?
    88. Ever have plastic surgery?
    89. Which are better black or green olives?
    90.Can you knit or crochet?
    91. Best room for a fireplace?
    92. DO you want to get married?
    93. Ninjas or Pirates?
    94. Who was your first crush?
    95. Do you cry and throw a fit until you get your own way?
    96. Do you have kids?
    97. Do you want kids?
    98. Whats your favorite color?
    99. Do you miss anyone right now?
    100. Who do you wanna see right now?

    :P:P:P:P:P:P

    If you can read this, you're too close!



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,190 ✭✭✭✭sammyjo90


    Will you be more careful about what you say when koth is around?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,029 ✭✭✭salacious crumb


    koth wrote: »
    o-rly001.jpg


    1. Do you sleep with your closet doors open or closed?
    Closed
    2. Do you take the shampoos and conditioner bottles from hotel?
    Who doesn't?
    3. Have you ever 'done it' in a hotel room?
    Why else would I pay for a hotel room? :pac:
    4. Have you ever stolen a street sign before?
    Stole a bus stop once.
    5. Do you like to use post-it notes?
    I have no choice.
    6. Do you cut out coupons but then never use them?
    I never even remember to use my Dunnes club card vouchers.
    7. Would you rather be attacked by a big bear or a swarm of a bees?
    A bear. I could get all Grizzly Adams and hypnotise it with my beard.
    9. Do you always smile for pictures?
    I usually stick my tongue out.
    10. What is your biggest pet peeve?
    Anything-gate. Do these idiots not realise that Watergate was the name of the f*cking hotel??!
    11. Do you sleep with your sheets tucked in or out?
    Elasticated sheets that don't need to be tucked in.
    12. Do you ever count your steps when you walk?
    No
    13. Have you ever peed in the woods?
    Yes
    14. Do you ever dance even if there's no music playing?
    There's always music in my head.
    15. Do you chew your pens and pencils?
    Yes
    16. How many times have you scrapbooked this week?
    Is that a euphamism?
    17. Do you like popcorn from those big tins?
    Which tins are those?
    18. What is your "Song of the week"?
    Misfits' Last Caress.
    19. Is it okay for guys to wear pink?
    Absolutely not. Unless they're gay, then it's ok I suppose :pac:
    20. Do you still watch cartoons?
    Of course
    21. Whats your favorite scary movie?
    A nightmare on Elm Street (original)
    22. Where would you bury hidden treasure if you had some?
    In my secret lair.
    23. What do you drink with dinner?
    Sometimes wine, sometimes cordial
    24. What do you dip a chicken nugget in?
    Sweet chilli sauce
    25. What is your favorite food?
    Birds eye potato waffles
    26. What movies could you watch over and over and still love?
    The Outlaw Josey Wales, Big Lebowski, Star Wars IV-VI, Dogma, all the Indy movies (well, maybe not the last one :pac:)
    27. Last person you kissed/kissed you
    My sorta kinda ex girlfriend who I am still having a f*cked up relationship with. Loooong story :rolleyes:
    28. Were you ever a boy/girl scout?
    Briefly. Wasn't for me.
    29. Would you ever strip or pose nude in a magazine?
    How much do I get paid?
    30. When was the last time you wrote a letter to someone on paper?
    Around three years ago (if you mean write with a pen)
    31. Can you change the oil on a car?
    Yes
    32. Ever gotten a speeding ticket?
    No
    33. Ran out of gas?
    No
    34. Favorite kind of sandwich?
    Waffle, bacon, fried, egg, cheese, sweet chilli sauce on a mega bundy. Mmmmmm.
    35. Best thing to eat for breakfast?
    Heuvos rancheros.
    36. What is your usual bedtime?
    At the moment 9pm, due to said kinda sorta ex girlfriend's alarm going off at 3.30am for her ridiculously early shift. It will soon revert to around midnight though.
    37. Are you lazy?
    Very
    38. When you were a kid, what did you dress up as for halloween?
    Yoda stands out in my mind as my favourite halloween costume.
    40. How many languages can you speak?
    One fluently, and three badly :pac:
    41. Do you have any magazine subscriptions?
    Nope
    42.Which are better legos or lincoln logs?
    Lego. Don't know what the other yokes are.
    43. Are you stubborn?
    Somewhat.
    44. Who is better...Leno or Letterman?
    Letterman.
    45. Ever watch soap operas?
    Ex wife used to have them on at dinner time, but not any more. Unless you count wrestling as soap opera? :D
    46. Afraid of heights?
    Yes
    47.When do you sing in the car?
    Whenever there's a decent tune on
    48. Dance in the shower?
    Only if the water's cold.
    49. Dance in the car?
    Headbanging?
    50. Ever used a gun?
    Yes
    51. Last time you got a portrait taken by a photographer?
    About two years ago.
    52. Do you think musicals are cheesy?
    Depends on the musical.
    53. Is christmas stressful?
    Not for me :pac:
    54. Ever eat a pierogie?
    Don't even know what that is
    55. Favorite type of fruit pie?
    Apple
    56. Occupations you wanted to be as a child?
    Professional wrestler :pac:
    57. Do you believe in ghosts?
    No
    58. Ever have a Deja-vu feeling?
    That French disease that makes everything happen twice?
    59. Take a vitamin daily?
    Mostly
    60. Wear slippers?
    No
    61. Wear a bath robe?
    In winter
    62. What do you wear to bed?
    A smile
    63. First concert?
    Slayer & Nuclear Assault, Top Hat, 1988
    64. Ever go snowboarding?
    No
    66. Daddy or Chips?
    Chips
    67. Peanuts or Sunflower seeds?
    Sunflower seeds
    68. Ever hear of, "gorp"?
    Nope
    69. Ever take dance lessons?
    Had a tango lesson a few weeks ago
    70. Is there a profession you picture your future spouse doing?
    I don't anticipate having another spouse :pac:
    71. Can you curl your tongue?
    No :(
    72. Ever won a spelling bee?
    Never entered one, but I'd win if I did.
    73. Have you ever cried because you were so happy?
    Of course
    74. Own any record albums?
    Some old ones in my parents' house
    75. Own a record player?
    Nope
    76. Regularly burn incense?
    Yes
    77. What is your favorite movie?
    The Outlaw Josey Wales
    78. Who would you like to see in concert?
    Uncle Acid & The Deadbeats (I will see them next month)
    79. What was your last concert you saw?
    Finntroll
    80. Hot tea or cold tea?
    Hot
    81.Tea or coffee?
    Tea
    82.Favorite kind of cookie?
    Huge gooey chocolate chip ones
    83.Can you swim well?
    Yes
    84. Can you hold your breath w/o manually holding your nose?
    Yes
    85. Are you patient?
    No
    86. DJ or band, at a wedding?
    Both
    87.Ever won a contest?
    Yes
    88. Ever have plastic surgery?
    No
    89. Which are better black or green olives?
    Black
    90.Can you knit or crochet?
    No
    91. Best room for a fireplace?
    Bedroom
    92. DO you want to get married?
    I did, then I did, now I don't :pac:
    93. Ninjas or Pirates?
    Pirates
    94. Who was your first crush?
    Daisy Duke
    95. Do you cry and throw a fit until you get your own way?
    I have done :D
    96. Do you have kids?
    None that I'm aware of.
    97. Do you want kids?
    Not really anymore, but never say never, eh?
    98. Whats your favorite color?
    Purple
    99. Do you miss anyone right now?
    Not particularly
    100. Who do you wanna see right now?
    One of my marijuana suppliers :D

    Anything else? :pac:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,029 ✭✭✭salacious crumb


    sammyjo90 wrote: »
    Will you be more careful about what you say when koth is around?


    Neveeeeerrrrrr :D


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,614 ✭✭✭Mozzeltoff


    Who would you have on your zombie survival team?

    Polish Coal or smokeless coal?

    Ever cut turf?

    Ever dance with the devil in the pale moonlight?

    Ever start a bar fight?

    Autumn or Winter?

    The greatest quote of all time in your opinion?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 48,990 ✭✭✭✭Lithium93_


    Evening Mr. Crumb, my questions for you

    Do you think the AC/DC comparisons Airbourne receive are unfair

    Favourite Pro Wrestler

    Have you ever attended a WWE House show

    Your thoughts on John Cena as a Wrestler (his gimmick, move set,)

    Can you smell what The Rock is cooking

    Last 3 albums you listened to?

    Ideal last meal if you were on death row

    Poison/Poisons of choice on a night out


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 71,802 ✭✭✭✭Ted_YNWA


    Vowels or consonants ?

    Have you ever seen how close to closing a fridge door you need to be before the light goes off ?

    Do you like cats ?

    Do you agree that you should be allowed to protect yourself from intruders into your house ?

    Could you survive without a phone ?

    What is your most expensive purchase ?

    If flies had no wings, what would you call them ?

    Is there too many numbers on a dartboard ?

    Are snowballs classed as a weapon if you throw them at someone ?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 40,401 ✭✭✭✭x Purple Pawprints x


    Jeepers Sal is going to be busy tonight!


  • Moderators Posts: 51,922 ✭✭✭✭Delirium


    Anything else? :pac:

    Oh, it's on like Donkey Kong!!! :P

    With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?
    When did you last laugh?
    Seen anything weird lately?
    If you could live anywhere in the world, where would you live?
    If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?
    Would you go bungee jumping or sky diving?
    If you could eat lunch with one famous person, who would it be?
    Is the glass half empty or half full?
    Can you touch your nose with your tongue?

















    what's your nose taste like? :pac::pac::pac:

    If you can read this, you're too close!



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,029 ✭✭✭salacious crumb


    Mozzeltoff wrote: »
    Who would you have on your zombie survival team?

    The Undertaker. Bruce Lee. Rampage Jackson.

    Polish Coal or smokeless coal?

    Smokeless, if I had a fire place :pac:

    Ever cut turf?

    Nope.

    Ever dance with the devil in the pale moonlight?

    I went down to the crossroads, got down on my knees.

    Ever start a bar fight?

    Would you believe me if I said no? :D

    Autumn or Winter?

    Autumn.

    The greatest quote of all time in your opinion?

    My favourite is...
    For a moment of night we have a glimpse of ourselves and of our world as we truly are, islanded in its stream of stars - pilgrims of mortality, voyaging between horizons across the eternal seas of space and time.
    - Henry Beston
    The Outermost House

    Cheers me dear ;)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,029 ✭✭✭salacious crumb


    Lithium93_ wrote: »
    Evening Mr. Crumb, my questions for you

    Morning Mr. Lithium.

    Do you think the AC/DC comparisons Airbourne receive are unfair

    Not really. They're an Australian three chord rock and roll band.

    Favourite Pro Wrestler

    Currently, it'd be between Bryan Danielson Daniel Bryan and Claudio Castignoli Antonio Cesaro, and of all time it'd probably be Jericho, or Taker. Or Benoit. Am I allowed mention Benoit's name? :p

    Have you ever attended a WWE House show

    Been to a few, and I was at Wrestlemania 20 in Madison Square Garden ;)

    Your thoughts on John Cena as a Wrestler (his gimmick, move set,)

    He's this generation's Hogan. Plays the role well. I've seen him actually wrestle a couple of times, and he is a lot more capable than he's given credit for. I wouldn't be a boo boy, but I wouldn't be a big fan, buut I can respect him for what he does, outside and inside the WWFE

    Can you smell what The Rock is cooking

    Yes. Hawaiian pizza.

    Last 3 albums you listened to?

    Misfits Compilation 1.
    Down II ....A Bustle In Your Hedgegrow.
    Black Mountain - In The Future.

    Ideal last meal if you were on death row

    See my earlier response to favourite sandwich :D

    Poison/Poisons of choice on a night out

    Craft beers or Coors if there's none, occasionally Guinness, rum and coke/white/orange/ginger ale, jager, very, very occassionally JD and coke, but if you see me drinking that keep well away :D


    Thanks you kindly, good sir.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,029 ✭✭✭salacious crumb


    Ted_YNWA wrote: »
    Vowels or consonants ?

    I'll have a vowel please, Carol.

    Have you ever seen how close to closing a fridge door you need to be before the light goes off ?

    Yes.

    Do you like cats ?

    I have two black witch's cats. I lubs them.

    Do you agree that you should be allowed to protect yourself from intruders into your house ?

    Yes.

    Could you survive without a phone ?

    Possibly. Let's hope I neve have to find out, eh?

    What is your most expensive purchase ?

    House.

    If flies had no wings, what would you call them ?

    Walks.

    Is there too many numbers on a dartboard ?

    No. There's exactly the right amount.

    Are snowballs classed as a weapon if you throw them at someone ?

    If you do it properly.


    Thanks again Tedward.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,029 ✭✭✭salacious crumb


    koth wrote: »
    Oh, it's on like Donkey Kong!!! :P

    With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?

    Air conditoner. The girls over the far side of the office conversing.

    When did you last laugh?

    On the train reading facebook this morning.

    Seen anything weird lately?

    See previous answer about flaming codpieces :D

    If you could live anywhere in the world, where would you live?

    Barcelona.

    If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?

    End poverty and hunger. Man.

    Would you go bungee jumping or sky diving?

    I have bungeed and I did train to do a parachute jump around 17/18 years ago, but they wouldn't let us jump cos it was too windy. Went back a few times but it was always too damn windy. :(

    If you could eat lunch with one famous person, who would it be?

    Geezer Butler. He cracks me up :pac:

    Is the glass half empty or half full?

    Half full.

    Can you touch your nose with your tongue?

    No.

















    what's your nose taste like?

    Bubblegum.

    :pac::pac::pac:

    C'mon Koth, a few more hours to go yet :D


  • Moderators Posts: 51,922 ✭✭✭✭Delirium


    C'mon Koth, a few more hours to go yet :D

    Some tricky one for ya :P

    1. What has a face and two hands but no arms or legs?
    2. What five-letter word becomes shorter when you add two letters to it?
    3. What word begins and ends with an ‘e’ but only has one letter?
    4. What has a neck but no head?
    5. What type of cheese is made backwards?
    6. What gets wetter as it dries?
    7. Why did the boy bury his flashlight?
    8. Which letter of the alphabet has the most water?
    9. What starts with a ‘P’, ends with an ‘E’ and has thousands of letters?
    10. What has to be broken before you can use it?
    11. Why can’t a man living in New York be buried in Chicago?
    12. What begins with T, ends with T and has T in it?
    13. How many letters are there in the English alphabet?
    14. Which month has 28 days?
    15. I am lighter than a feather, yet no man can hold me for very long. What am I?
    16. Three guys run into a bar, the fourth man ducks. Why does he duck?
    17. How do you put a giraffe in a refrigerator?
    18. How do you put an elephant in a refrigerator?
    19. All of the animals go to a meeting for the Lion King. One animal doesnt show up. Which animal doesn't come?
    20. You come to a river that aligators live in. There is no boat, raft, bridge, nor material to make them. How do you get accross?
    21. A fifteen foot rope is tied to a horse. The horse is 25 feet from a stack of hay. How can the horse get to the hay?
    22. From what number can you take half and leave nothing?
    23. How can you drop an egg 3 feet without breaking it?
    24. How can you make a fire with only one stick?
    25. How can you tell the difference between a can of chicken soup and a can of tomato soup?
    26. Can giraffes have babies?
    27. What has four wheels and flies?
    28. Feed me and I live, give me something to drink and I'll die. What am I?
    29. What has eyes but cannot see?
    30. When is a door not a door?

    If you can read this, you're too close!



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