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Do you ever sniff a sexy work colleagues office chair?

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    #62
    Tugboats
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 2,011 ✭✭✭Tugboats


    Savoir.Faire wrote: »
    There's someone like the OP in every corporate office environment. A real sinister individual with a combover and a cheap, ill-fitting suit. A 'Starey' Murphy, a 'Wandering Hands' O'Flaherty or 'Hidden Camera' Healy.

    Time for HR to flush these perverts out.

    That's a bit harsh I only sniffed her chair. No harm done


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    #63
    Seedy Arling
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    Tugboats wrote: »
    That's a bit harsh I only sniffed her chair. No harm done

    Its a slippery slope you're on Tug. It starts with seat sniffing and ends up with collecting memorabilia from sanitary bins.


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    #64
    Tugboats
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    Seedy Arling wrote: »
    Its a slippery slope you're on Tug. It starts with seat sniffing and ends up with collecting memorabilia from sanitary bins.

    That's tomorrows thread sorted:cool:


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    #65
    sonny jim bob jones
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 175 ✭✭sonny jim bob jones


    Savoir.Faire wrote: »
    There's someone like the OP in every corporate office environment. A real sinister individual with a combover and a cheap, ill-fitting suit. A 'Starey' Murphy, a 'Wandering Hands' O'Flaherty or 'Hidden Camera' Healy.

    Time for HR to flush these perverts out.

    I thanked your post but then realized I may be the Starey Murphy of my office, let's not involve HR just yet.


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    #66
    syklops
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    Savoir.Faire wrote: »
    There's someone like the OP in every corporate office environment. A real sinister individual with a combover and a cheap, ill-fitting suit. A 'Starey' Murphy, a 'Wandering Hands' O'Flaherty or 'Hidden Camera' Healy.

    Time for HR to flush these perverts out.

    You are right that there is one in every office. You are wrong that they all look as you say they do. I have worked in a dozen offices all over the world, often in security positions where I could see what people were up to. Often times the guy with the bad combover and the ill fitting suit, simply had poor style sense and was a perfectly nice guy. In many cases, the handsome guy who everyone liked also had other... ahem, interests. I once found a gurl downloading porn. Thats right. A guurl.


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    #67
    AckwelFoley
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    I work with 2 guys.


    Sniffing their fart laden arse holders doesn't appeal.

    Next question...


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    Lyaiera
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    syklops wrote: »
    I once found a gurl downloading porn. Thats right. A guurl.

    You might as well say she farted and likes to have sex is how ludicrous you sound.


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    syklops
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    Lyaiera wrote: »
    You might as well say she farted and likes to have sex is how ludicrous you sound.

    Are you trying to tell me that women fart and enjoy sex? Bahahahaha! Next you'll be telling me women can't detect sarcasm.


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    padd b1975
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    Seedy Arling wrote: »
    Its a slippery slope you're on Tug. It starts with seat sniffing and ends up with collecting memorabilia from sanitary bins.
    Very true poster.

    It's akin to the junkie needing more and more to recreate those first few hits.
    There really is a remarkable amount of self-discipline needed to give the impression that they operate on the right side of normality.

    It's to be admired in many ways.

    I heard a sad tale recently of a certain C-level junior exec. Obviously I'm not going to name names but he was rumoured to operate in the JC Supermarket catchment area.

    One of his favourite 'modi operandi' was the old 'touching the checkout girls hand for slightly longer than necessary when paying' trick- an innocent enough hobby most would say.

    Long story short...six months later our man had immersed himself in the darker world of 'hardsports' without educating himself to the dangers of neglecting badge maintenance.

    Last I heard, he watched a recent county hurling final from his seat in the main stand whilst perched on an inflated tyre tube from a 1989 Opel Kadett.



    Be careful out there people.


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    #71
    wilkie2006
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    Riamfada wrote: »
    Serious answer, swap chairs then you can sniff it all you want.


    Do you have an open-plan office?! Post your colleagues' reactions, will ya?

    Question: What's the only thing weirder than sniffing the seat of your hot colleague's chair?
    Answer: Sniffing the seat of your own chair. *


    * Having said that, the difference is pretty fucking negligible, though.


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    #72
    Tugboats
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    This actually may become a problem. We had a half day at work and went for lunch and couple drinks. There was a girl at the bar and all I could think of was sniffing her barstool


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    #73
    chughes
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    Tugboats wrote: »
    This actually may become a problem. We had a half day at work and went for lunch and couple drinks. There was a girl at the bar and all I could think of was sniffing her barstool

    You should have used that great chatup line with her -

    "Would you mind if I pushed your stool in........"


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