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Do you ever sniff a sexy work colleagues office chair?

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    #32
    biko
    Registered Users Posts: 81,223 ✭✭✭✭biko


    Why would anyone want to smell someone else's farts?


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    #33
    .Henry Sellers.
    Registered Users Posts: 567 ✭✭✭.Henry Sellers.


    glasso wrote: »
    Pretty obviously this person is the person in question...

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tZYPvC6mDm0
    I clicked on the video thinking why would anybody waste their time making a stupid video like this, it's actually catchy, "zip up yer mickey", ha!


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    #34
    Seedy Arling
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,002 ✭✭✭Seedy Arling


    biko wrote: »
    Why would anyone want to smell someone else's farts?
    Seems to be a form of panty sniffing twice removed. A bit like saddle sniffing too.

    So i heard.

    <_<

    >_>


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    #35
    Savoir.Faire
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 326 ✭✭Savoir.Faire


    Seedy Arling wrote: »
    Seems to be a form of panty sniffing twice removed. A bit like saddle sniffing too.

    So i heard.

    <_<

    >_>

    The old-fashioned village perv is a dying breed. The type you would read about in regional newspapers about 20 years ago. Caught saddle sniffing, stealing dedicate undergarments from their elderly neighbour's clothesline, playing with themselves in the confessional of their local church.

    I'd imagine it has all gone online with the younger generation of perv.


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    #36
    Seedy Arling
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,002 ✭✭✭Seedy Arling


    Savoir.Faire wrote: »
    The old-fashioned village perv is a dying breed. The type you would read about in regional newspapers about 20 years ago. Caught saddle sniffing, stealing dedicate undergarments from their elderly neighbour's clothesline, playing with themselves in the confessional of their local church.

    I'd imagine it has all gone online with the younger generation of perv.
    True. In simpler times the mere scent of a ladies particulars was enough to trigger orgasmic delight in a parochial pervert.

    Nowadays, with the younger people, its all squid porn this and bukkake that.


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    #37
    The Narrator
    Closed Accounts Posts: 423 ✭✭The Narrator


    Why would anyone want Twink's knickers?..


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    #38
    Seedy Arling
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,002 ✭✭✭Seedy Arling


    The Narrator wrote: »
    Why would anyone want Twink's knickers?..
    Maybe they were the briefest of briefs?


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    #39
    GHOST MGG
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    chemical warfare^


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    #40
    [Deleted User]
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    biko wrote: »
    Why would anyone want to smell someone else's farts?

    Not to mention that a lot of the odours humans give off are not actually odours that humans give off. But the odours of the excrement secretions of the bacteria on our skin after they feed on - then crap out - the things we actually do secrete.

    So no the idea of sniffing the excrement result of bacteria feeding off human secretions is not in the "sexy" realm for me. But with all the saddle and panty sniffers out there in the world - they clearly have an opinion on the matter that is escaping me :)


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    #41
    Seedy Arling
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,002 ✭✭✭Seedy Arling


    Deleted User wrote: »
    Not to mention that a lot of the odours humans give off are not actually odours that humans give off. But the odours of the excrement secretions of the bacteria on our skin after they feed on - then crap out - the things we actually do secrete.

    So no the idea of sniffing the excrement result of bacteria feeding off human secretions is not in the "sexy" realm for me. But with all the saddle and panty sniffers out there in the world - they clearly have an opinion on the matter that is escaping me :)
    Well that post is the antidote to the horn of any saddle sniffer...


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    #42
    looking_around
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    I've umm sold..... knickers ......before S:.

    I still think it's odd XD, but if don't harm anyone..then whatever floats your boat and tug away.


    ......


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    #43
    aujopimur
    Registered Users Posts: 3,953 ✭✭✭aujopimur


    padd b1975 wrote: »
    Back in day when I was a central heating installer, whenever we got to work in an empty house, one of the lads would spend more time mooching in the laundry basket than he would working.

    Can you remember my name?.


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    #44
    aujopimur
    Registered Users Posts: 3,953 ✭✭✭aujopimur


    Try "well worn" on Ebay.;)


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    #45
    giles lynchwood
    Registered Users Posts: 935 ✭✭✭giles lynchwood


    I love sniffing hair and it helps me cope with the fact i'm only 2'3" tall.:D


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    #46
    padd b1975
    Registered Users Posts: 10,705 ✭✭✭✭padd b1975


    Seedy Arling wrote: »
    True. In simpler times the mere scent of a ladies particulars was enough to trigger orgasmic delight in a parochial pervert.

    Nowadays, with the younger people, its all squid porn this and bukkake that.
    Indeed.

    The modern day perv lacks the street smarts and resourcefulness of yesteryear's deviant.

    I blame the internet.


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    #47
    Fred Swanson
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    #48
    FearDark
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    Is this the same OP who sniffed his sisters dildo?


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    #49
    [Deleted User]
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    Tugboats wrote: »
    I'm gonna have a 10minute window of opportunity at 1030. Looking for some tips and tricks?. I'm thinking pretending to drop my pen, bend down to pick it up and bury my nose deep in that chair.


    This is genius. Think about it. Technically she cant haul him up for sexual harassment if its her chair the OP is harassing.


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    #50
    c_man
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    looking_around wrote: »
    I've umm sold..... knickers ......before S:.

    I still think it's odd XD, but if don't harm anyone..then whatever floats your boat and tug away.

    I am, trust me.


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    #51
    michael.dublin
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    do you want to let us know where you work...


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    #52
    Savoir.Faire
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    padd b1975 wrote: »
    Indeed.

    The modern day perv lacks the street smarts and resourcefulness of yesteryear's deviant.

    I blame the internet.

    Agreed, Padd. Lots of keyboard experts, but have no practical experience in the real world. Real theoretical sorts, but not into real world sampling of their half-baked theories. Extremely prevalent around here.


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    #53
    Femme_Fatale
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    :D

    This takes me back - to the days of the Thunderdome not being a nasty toxic bullying place and actually just being a laugh and a very witty place.

    Kudos lads!


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    #54
    Seedy Arling
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,002 ✭✭✭Seedy Arling


    Femme_Fatale wrote: »
    :D

    This takes me back - to the days of the Thunderdome not being a nasty toxic bullying place and actually just being a laugh and a very witty place.

    Kudos lads!

    Its not a laughing matter. The contemporary pervert lacks the je ne sais quoi of deviants from times gone by. They are simply not putting any effort into it.


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    #55
    sonny jim bob jones
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    Savoir.Faire wrote: »
    Sexual deviancy is extremely common amongst tradesmen.Probably not as bad as lorry drivers and those involved in the logistics industry, but that isn't saying much.

    I was told about a electrician from South Dublin who worked in the home of a well-known pantomime star and RTE 'diva'. Stole a pair of her bloomers, which he now keeps in the glove box of his Peugeot Partner. Often heads out to the van after the morning tea break for a sniff and tug special.

    Doesn't care what the other lads think of him. :eek:

    Sounds like a right twanker.


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    #56
    sonny jim bob jones
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 175 ✭✭sonny jim bob jones


    FearDark wrote: »
    Is this the same OP who sniffed his sisters dildo?

    Is the skin and blister hot?

    Nice.


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    #57
    creep
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 360 ✭✭creep


    Go up to her and lick her ear and say "You smell pretty".


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    #58
    Aphex
    Closed Accounts Posts: 653 ✭✭✭Aphex


    Do you shop in Tesco by any chance OP?



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    #59
    Son0vagun
    Registered Users Posts: 1,297 ✭✭✭Son0vagun


    I'm very happy for the op.


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    #60
    dgt
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    Can you tell us what they had for breakfast by sniffing the chair?


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    #61
    Savoir.Faire
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 326 ✭✭Savoir.Faire


    There's someone like the OP in every corporate office environment. A real sinister individual with a combover and a cheap, ill-fitting suit. A 'Starey' Murphy, a 'Wandering Hands' O'Flaherty or 'Hidden Camera' Healy.

    Time for HR to flush these perverts out.


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