Do you ever sniff a sexy work colleagues office chair?

Tugboats

I'm gonna have a 10minute window of opportunity at 1030. Looking for some tips and tricks?. I'm thinking pretending to drop my pen, bend down to pick it up and bury my nose deep in that chair.

Riamfada

Only if they are in it. Serious answer, swap chairs then you can sniff it all you want. Only you will know .

... only you

Banjo String

Boats aren't the only thing the op tugs. :pac:

Spring Onion

Tugboats wrote: »

I'm gonna have a 10minute window of opportunity at 1030. Looking for some tips and tricks?. I'm thinking pretending to drop my pen, bend down to pick it up and bury my nose deep in that chair.

What would he say if he caught you?

dodzy

Tugboats wrote: »

I'm gonna have a 10minute window of opportunity at 1030. Looking for some tips and tricks?. I'm thinking pretending to drop my pen, bend down to pick it up and bury my nose deep in that chair.

Feckin slave drivers. Only a 10 min break !:eek:

Tugboats

Forgot to add she overdoses in Cool Water by Davidoff perfume. I think that seems to be giving me these urges

chughes

Careful that you don't rise to the motion, Mr Chairman.

mitosis

What!!?

They said they were castor inspectors :eek:

sparrowcar

It's ok, even politicians do it..

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/1906799/I-did-sniff-colleagues-chair-admits-politician.html

padd b1975

Back in day when I was a central heating installer, whenever we got to work in an empty house, one of the lads would spend more time mooching in the laundry basket than he would working.

Santa Cruz

Tugboats wrote: »

I'm gonna have a 10minute window of opportunity at 1030. Looking for some tips and tricks?. I'm thinking pretending to drop my pen, bend down to pick it up and bury my nose deep in that chair.

People who do that to the saddle of lady's bicycles in hot weather are called bohunks

Gummy Panda

No.

I like to use the toilet after they take shìt

Savoir.Faire

padd b1975 wrote: »

Back in day when I was a central heating installer, whenever we got to work in an empty house, one of the lads would spend more time mooching in the laundry basket than he would working.

An auld pair of greasy tummy tuckers wrapped around the head as he hung a radiator?

Muise...

Tugboats wrote: »

Forgot to add she overdoses in Cool Water by Davidoff perfume. I think that seems to be giving me these urges

UGH!!! That is disgusting, OP!

Tonyandthewhale

No.

Tugboats

Muise... wrote: »

UGH!!! That is disgusting, OP!

It does it for me !

padd b1975

Savoir.Faire wrote: »

An auld pair of greasy tummy tuckers wrapped around the head as he hung a radiator?

Scarily accurate!

He used to use the leg holes to see through and have the gusset in front of his nose.:o

Savoir.Faire

padd b1975 wrote: »

Scarily accurate!

He used to use the leg holes to see through and have the gusset in front of his nose.:o

Sexual deviancy is extremely common amongst tradesmen.Probably not as bad as lorry drivers and those involved in the logistics industry, but that isn't saying much.

I was told about a electrician from South Dublin who worked in the home of a well-known pantomime star and RTE 'diva'. Stole a pair of her bloomers, which he now keeps in the glove box of his Peugeot Partner. Often heads out to the van after the morning tea break for a sniff and tug special.

Doesn't care what the other lads think of him. :eek:

Stheno

padd b1975 wrote: »

Back in day when I was a central heating installer, whenever we got to work in an empty house, one of the lads would spend more time mooching in the laundry basket than he would working.

Savoir.Faire wrote: »

Sexual deviancy is extremely common amongst tradesmen.Probably not as bad as lorry drivers and those involved in the logistics industry, but that isn't saying much.

I was told about a electrician from South Dublin who worked in the home of a well-known pantomime star and RTE 'diva'. Stole a pair of her bloomers, which he now keeps in the glove box of his Peugeot Partner. Often heads out to the van after the morning tea break for a sniff and tug special.

Doesn't care what the other lads think of him. :eek:

Jesus, I'm going to become more DIY proficient/supervise all tradesmen in future.

Tugboats

Stheno wrote: »

Jesus, I'm going to become more DIY proficient/supervise all tradesmen in future.

And in the office you better work standing up

Tugboats

Lads I'm going in...

dr strangelove

Did you get nasal Herpes yet?

Aglomerado

Yuck. Stale farts.

Tugboats

Oh my god it was amazing. Her arse is like a premium whiskey. So many complex fragrances

irelandspurs

Tugboats wrote: »

Oh my god it was amazing. Her arse is like a premium whiskey. So many complex fragrances

She's gone to the toilet to change her pad.

lkionm

Jesus.

mutley18

Tugboats wrote: »

Oh my god it was amazing. Her arse is like a premium whiskey. So many complex fragrances

Admit it, she's a fat slob and her chair resembles this...

Jimoslimos

I see it must be mid-term break.

Gambas

Savoir.Faire wrote: »

Sexual deviancy is extremely common amongst tradesmen.Probably not as bad as lorry drivers and those involved in the logistics industry, but that isn't saying much.

I was told about a electrician from South Dublin who worked in the home of a well-known pantomime star and RTE 'diva'. Stole a pair of her bloomers, which he now keeps in the glove box of his Peugeot Partner. Often heads out to the van after the morning tea break for a sniff and tug special.

Doesn't care what the other lads think of him. :eek:

Can only be the late Maureen Potter.

http://www.nndb.com/people/841/000043712/maureen-potter-1-sized.jpg

Kinky...

Savoir.Faire

Savoir.Faire wrote: »

Sexual deviancy is extremely common amongst tradesmen.Probably not as bad as lorry drivers and those involved in the logistics industry, but that isn't saying much.

I was told about a electrician from South Dublin who worked in the home of a well-known pantomime star and RTE 'diva'. Stole a pair of her bloomers, which he now keeps in the glove box of his Peugeot Partner. Often heads out to the van after the morning tea break for a sniff and tug special.

Doesn't care what the other lads think of him. :eek:

Pretty obviously this person is the person in question...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tZYPvC6mDm0

197th User Id

irelandspurs wrote: »

She's gone to the toilet to change her pad.

now I knew my gender was fvcked up and perverted... but fvcking hell.

biko

Why would anyone want to smell someone else's farts?

.Henry Sellers.

glasso wrote: »

Pretty obviously this person is the person in question...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tZYPvC6mDm0

I clicked on the video thinking why would anybody waste their time making a stupid video like this, it's actually catchy, "zip up yer mickey", ha!

Seedy Arling

biko wrote: »

Why would anyone want to smell someone else's farts?

Seems to be a form of panty sniffing twice removed. A bit like saddle sniffing too.

So i heard.

<_<

>_>

Savoir.Faire

Seedy Arling wrote: »

Seems to be a form of panty sniffing twice removed. A bit like saddle sniffing too.

So i heard.

<_<

>_>

The old-fashioned village perv is a dying breed. The type you would read about in regional newspapers about 20 years ago. Caught saddle sniffing, stealing dedicate undergarments from their elderly neighbour's clothesline, playing with themselves in the confessional of their local church.

I'd imagine it has all gone online with the younger generation of perv.

Seedy Arling

Savoir.Faire wrote: »

The old-fashioned village perv is a dying breed. The type you would read about in regional newspapers about 20 years ago. Caught saddle sniffing, stealing dedicate undergarments from their elderly neighbour's clothesline, playing with themselves in the confessional of their local church.

I'd imagine it has all gone online with the younger generation of perv.

True. In simpler times the mere scent of a ladies particulars was enough to trigger orgasmic delight in a parochial pervert.

Nowadays, with the younger people, its all squid porn this and bukkake that.

The Narrator

Why would anyone want Twink's knickers?..

Seedy Arling

The Narrator wrote: »

Why would anyone want Twink's knickers?..

Maybe they were the briefest of briefs?

GHOST MGG

chemical warfare^

biko

biko wrote: »

Why would anyone want to smell someone else's farts?

Not to mention that a lot of the odours humans give off are not actually odours that humans give off. But the odours of the excrement secretions of the bacteria on our skin after they feed on - then crap out - the things we actually do secrete.

So no the idea of sniffing the excrement result of bacteria feeding off human secretions is not in the "sexy" realm for me. But with all the saddle and panty sniffers out there in the world - they clearly have an opinion on the matter that is escaping me

Seedy Arling

Deleted User wrote: »

Not to mention that a lot of the odours humans give off are not actually odours that humans give off. But the odours of the excrement secretions of the bacteria on our skin after they feed on - then crap out - the things we actually do secrete.

So no the idea of sniffing the excrement result of bacteria feeding off human secretions is not in the "sexy" realm for me. But with all the saddle and panty sniffers out there in the world - they clearly have an opinion on the matter that is escaping me

Well that post is the antidote to the horn of any saddle sniffer...

looking_around

I've umm sold..... knickers ......before S:.

I still think it's odd XD, but if don't harm anyone..then whatever floats your boat and tug away.


......

aujopimur

padd b1975 wrote: »

Back in day when I was a central heating installer, whenever we got to work in an empty house, one of the lads would spend more time mooching in the laundry basket than he would working.

Can you remember my name?.

aujopimur

Try "well worn" on Ebay.;)

giles lynchwood

I love sniffing hair and it helps me cope with the fact i'm only 2'3" tall.:D

padd b1975

Seedy Arling wrote: »

True. In simpler times the mere scent of a ladies particulars was enough to trigger orgasmic delight in a parochial pervert.

Nowadays, with the younger people, its all squid porn this and bukkake that.

Indeed.

The modern day perv lacks the street smarts and resourcefulness of yesteryear's deviant.

I blame the internet.

Fred Swanson

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FearDark

Is this the same OP who sniffed his sisters dildo?

Tugboats

Tugboats wrote: »

I'm gonna have a 10minute window of opportunity at 1030. Looking for some tips and tricks?. I'm thinking pretending to drop my pen, bend down to pick it up and bury my nose deep in that chair.

This is genius. Think about it. Technically she cant haul him up for sexual harassment if its her chair the OP is harassing.

c_man

looking_around wrote: »

I've umm sold..... knickers ......before S:.

I still think it's odd XD, but if don't harm anyone..then whatever floats your boat and tug away.

I am, trust me.

michael.dublin

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