Moving out prank/general bastardness

Plazaman

SweepTheLeg wrote: »

Say goodbye and wish him all the best. No point ending on a sour note with a stupid prank which could end up being dangerous.

SV wrote: »

That's an awful prank.

I disagree, I think it would be a fantastic jape to play as he probably knows you think he's a prick so when you say goodbye without the obligatory prank, he'll get all paranoid. Day by day it will fester within him as he tears the house apart looking for hidden poo. Not finding anything he will slowly decend into a spiral of paranoid delusions that will eventually end up a few months later with him cracking up and running naked through a supermarket with raw chickens on his hands and carrots sellotaped like horns to his head.

The Garda rapid response unit will be called and as they will not be able to understand why he is shouting "where did he hide the shít?" they will have to taser him and send him for psychiatric evaluation to the Central Mental Hospital.

Flash backwards to the day after you moved out where you went to Coppers to pick up a Nurse and as you seduce her for the following few months you will convince her to secret one of your bum loaves into a dinner and deliver it to said chap locked up in the nut house. Make sure you write "Fúck you Freddie (or whatever his name is) on the bottom of the plate and once he finds it he'll flip out so much that a junior doctor on a 36 hour shift will try to administer a sedative but will give him way too much which will leave him a bit permanent spazzed like McMurphy in One Flew Over The Cuckoos nest.

That'll teach him.

Cork selfbuild

Just remove all the fuses from the plugs all over the house!

Why does everything have to involve bodily fluids (or not so fluids)

Why can't it be a fun prank? Not that I can think of any right now, but surely someone has something creative to say that isn't pure filth

AnonoBoy

Ring the cops and tell them he's a blonde child living with a Roma family. Hilarity will ensue.

CardBordWindow

Take the door of his room off. Remove the hinges, and put them on the top of the door. Re-attach.
Now he has a giant cat flap. Highly annoying for the 'cat' but great to watch in operation.

gw80

SV wrote: »

I work nights, this guy bangs on my door and roars shouting 'WAKE UP SV WAKE UP' when he comes in on his lunch break and I'm fast asleep, amongst many other things, as he thinks it's funny. If you I'm going to be taking the mature approach then you're sorely fcking mistaken.

TBH, completly your fault maybe next time grow a backbone, he should only have done that once, instead of crying under your pillow you should have confronted said prick straight away.

wotswattage

wotswattage wrote: »

A top decker. Crap in the cistern it could be there for months!!

Why stop there? Hit him with a triple decker, get up into the attic and drop a deuce into the water tank. You could even make a few trips up.

Would be a few days and nights of showering and brushing teeth before anyone thinks to look in the water tank.

Ray Palmer

Most things here seem to involve destroying landlords property not revenge on the housemate

Cienciano

ButtersSuki wrote: »

Poo in butter: empty butter out of the tub. Poo in tub. Carefully replace, cover and shape butter around poo. Replace kid, place in fridge and leave quickly!

That is brilliant!

padd b1975 wrote: »

Pour a bottle of Mi Wadi into the attic tank, its takes months for the discoloured water to flush itself out.

That sounds like a great idea tbh, mi wadi on tap? Might empty a bottle into my own water tank

Cienciano

gw80 wrote: »

TBH, completly your fault maybe next time grow a backbone, he should only have done that once, instead of crying under your pillow you should have confronted said prick straight away.

He's confronting him now. Through the medium of **** in the microwave

Moneymaker

And this thread simply proves why i'd never share a place.

Christ some of you people are vindictive and nasty.

zl1whqvjs75cdy

The cups of water one is great, particularly if you have stairs. Get lots of cups and fill with water. Leave the cups very close together all the way doen the stairs or on his bedroom floor. Hilarious.

hoodwinked

SV wrote: »

I work nights, this guy bangs on my door and roars shouting 'WAKE UP SV WAKE UP' when he comes in on his lunch break and I'm fast asleep, amongst many other things, as he thinks it's funny. If you I'm going to be taking the mature approach then you're sorely fcking mistaken.

what you need is a like for like prank,

tritium wrote: »

Leave a loud alarm clock radio behind set for 3am, 4am, 5am, 6am etc. Hide it in your bedroom then lock the door. Battery rather than mains operated is best...

this is good, but here is what i'd do,


you know when he sleeps? buy a few of those €1 alarm clocks from the Euro shop (as many as you feel he deserves it will be worth the investment)

set them in different areas around the house.. attic, understairs,start under his bed..etc im assuming when he's asleep the house is quiet, but set them 3-5 minutes apart, so when he wakes up with the noise of one he ends up spending his night walking around the house trying to find where the noise is coming from,

then do the above! (aka have the last one in the locked bedroom)


also if you would like add a post it to the second last alarm clock (the last one he'll have access to) with the words "'WAKE UP <insert his name> WAKE UP'


like for like vengeance! :pac:

Sofaspud

SweepTheLeg wrote: »

Say goodbye and wish him all the best.

I agree, do this.





And then roll him up in a carpet and throw him off a bridge!

Wossack

do that microwave prank from Under Siege

Mince Pie

hoodwinked wrote: »

what you need is a like for like prank,




this is good, but here is what i'd do,


you know when he sleeps? buy a few of those €1 alarm clocks from the Euro shop (as many as you feel he deserves it will be worth the investment)

set them in different areas around the house.. attic, understairs,start under his bed..etc im assuming when he's asleep the house is quiet, but set them 3-5 minutes apart, so when he wakes up with the noise of one he ends up spending his night walking around the house trying to find where the noise is coming from,

then do the above! (aka have the last one in the locked bedroom)


also if you would like add a post it to the second last alarm clock (the last one he'll have access to) with the words "'WAKE UP <insert his name> WAKE UP'


like for like vengeance! :pac:

Oh this and spread lego on the floor of the bedroom for added pain when he gets up to go looking for said alarms. Remove shoes or slippers.

endacl

endacl wrote: »

AH enough...?

Nope. Kill his parents and feed them back to him in a delicious chilli.

CardBordWindow

Turn off the electricity at the circuit breaker. Unscrew the lightswitch in his room and join the two wires. Put everything back together and turn back on the power.
Now he won't be able to turn off his light!

splashthecash

CardBordWindow wrote: »

Turn off the electricity at the circuit breaker. Unscrew the lightswitch in his room and join the two wires. Put everything back together and turn back on the power.
Now he won't be able to turn off his light!

Seems like to much work to me...

CardBordWindow

splashthecash wrote: »

Seems like to much work to me...

It's a lot less effort than most of the ones that involve fecal matter!

Savoir.Faire

Seduce his mother and give her a good rodgering in your room while he is downstairs watching television.

Vicar in a tutu

just do a nick nack

osarusan

If you're willing to spend a bit and put some effort in, buy two walkie-talkies and plant one somewhere hard to find in his room.

Get within range and murmur strange noises, eerie music etc, at barely audible levels regularly for as long as the batteries last.

marshbaboon

RAPE HIM.

Funkfield

Before you leave tell him that you had a premonition where all his hair fell out and a couple days later his knob fell off.

Then the day you leave put some Immac in his shampoo and conditioner.

Red Pepper

It's gotta be fish...plural.

I recommend a type of fish called Smelt - you will find them in fishing tackle shops.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Smelt_%28fish%29

Smelly.

razorblunt

Cut the toes off all his socks, except for one pair, left at the back of the drawer. Which he finds to his relief.
Except its not relief as you've taken a dump in them.


Then text him a few days later and ask him if he enjoyed his dinner? He won't know what dinner or what food it refers to.

MRnotlob606

i wouldn't do anything.

Hayte

I worry for some of you people, I really do.

darragh16

Paint all the lightbulbs in the house black, so when he turns them on it gets darker and he bumps into everything