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The 'Funny (ha, ha)' side of religion

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    #2492
    robindch
    Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 24,403 Mod ✭✭✭✭robindch


    Hotblack Desiato wrote: »
    So if Florida is America's flaccid penis, which bit is the ars*hole?
    Pat Robertson?


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    #2493
    Lucifer MorningStar
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,218 ✭✭✭Lucifer MorningStar


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    #2494
    smacl
    Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 15,732 Mod ✭✭✭✭smacl


    Just saw that Humble Bundle have Fist of Jesus on special, for those of you who enjoy a bible based beat-em-up.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=szF5Qyi2mCY


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    #2495
    AstraMonti
    Registered Users Posts: 5,718 ✭✭✭AstraMonti


    Not so much funny but true...

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    #2496
    Delirium
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    If you can read this, you're too close!



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    #2497
    Worztron
    Registered Users Posts: 8,676 ✭✭✭Worztron


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    Mitch Hedberg: "Rice is great if you're really hungry and want to eat two thousand of something."



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    #2498
    Worztron
    Registered Users Posts: 8,676 ✭✭✭Worztron


    LeinsterDub wrote: »
    http://waterfordwhispersnews.com/2015/01/15/vatican-says-jesus-is-not-coming-back/

    So jesus is not coming back from the made up? NOOOooo! :D

    Mitch Hedberg: "Rice is great if you're really hungry and want to eat two thousand of something."



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    #2499
    robindch
    Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 24,403 Mod ✭✭✭✭robindch


    smacl wrote: »
    Just saw that Humble Bundle have Fist of Jesus on special, for those of you who enjoy a bible based beat-em-up.
    Biblical beat-em-up? Is Pope Frank out defending his mummy? Now there's an idea. Otherwise, well...

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    #2500
    LeinsterDub
    Registered Users Posts: 8,229 ✭✭✭LeinsterDub


    Worztron wrote: »
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    Is there anything that dinosaur doesn't know?


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    #2501
    Worztron
    Registered Users Posts: 8,676 ✭✭✭Worztron


    LeinsterDub wrote: »
    Is there anything that dinosaur doesn't know?

    Probably not. ;)

    Mitch Hedberg: "Rice is great if you're really hungry and want to eat two thousand of something."



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    #2502
    RikuoAmero
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,135 ✭✭✭RikuoAmero


    SW wrote: »
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    Another difference - FINAL BOOK SPOILER
    Harry went willingly to his death, not knowing that he would be coming back. It was a complete surprise to him. His death, in that world, had a measurable effect (it removed the horcrux and fooled Voldemort).
    The same cannot be said for Jesus.


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    #2503
    Calibos
    Registered Users Posts: 7,806 ✭✭✭Calibos


    RikuoAmero wrote: »
    Another difference . .

    I did eventually plan to read the Harry Potter books. However, given the above....FcukIt....spoiled. :D


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    #2504
    RikuoAmero
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,135 ✭✭✭RikuoAmero


    Calibos wrote: »
    I did eventually plan to read the Harry Potter books. However, given the above....FcukIt....spoiled. :D

    ****! I knew I forgot to add spoiler tags! ;)


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    #2505
    ShooterSF
    Registered Users Posts: 8,824 ✭✭✭ShooterSF


    RikuoAmero wrote: »
    Another difference - Harry went willingly to his death, not knowing that he would be coming back. It was a complete surprise to him. His death, in that world, had a measurable effect (it removed the horcrux and fooled Voldemort).
    The same cannot be said for Jesus.

    Ah for feck sake. I was just about to read the book and then you go and give away that Jesus dies. Thanks! :rolleyes:


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    #2506
    PopePalpatine
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    robindch wrote: »
    Biblical beat-em-up? Is Pope Frank out defending his mummy? Now there's an idea. Otherwise, well...

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    We gotta push Pope Frank for SummerSlam! :pac:


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    #2507
    Redbishop
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    ShooterSF wrote: »
    Ah for feck sake. I was just about to read the book and then you go and give away that Jesus dies. Thanks! :rolleyes:

    I was just about to watch the dvd and I didnt know harry dies or that jesus was in it too.


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    #2508
    ShooterSF
    Registered Users Posts: 8,824 ✭✭✭ShooterSF


    So I'm reading The Year of Living Biblically. It's meh but it passes the time on public transport. Then I get to a passage where the author is talking to a Karaite Jew. Some of them don't eat any poultry or eggs as they believe the list of birds that god prohibited eating as per the current bible are best guesses as some of the original words' translations are ambiguous. The author thought it profound but I laughed out loud on a rather too packed train! :o

    The idea that a deity would create a list of birds that humans could not eat without punishment and allowing the list to be lost to time and then not updating us on it was so absurd. And the fact that these people were intelligent enough to see the issue with translation but never question why an all powerful deity would allow such a situation seemed even more silly.

    The train of logic they took to get to their stance seemed like something out of a monty python sketch... well it made me laugh.


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    #2509
    TheChizler
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    oscarBravo wrote: »
    Um. That's a map of Florida in the middle.
    Honestly thought it was a pistol.


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    #2510
    Aenaes
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    Going to hell because god be like:

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    #2511
    Lucifer MorningStar
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    #2512
    Worztron
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    Mitch Hedberg: "Rice is great if you're really hungry and want to eat two thousand of something."



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    #2513
    Kivaro
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    2 of my favorite books:

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    #2514
    Lucifer MorningStar
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    #2515
    RikuoAmero
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    Lucifer MorningStar wrote: »
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    That's it. He's so smart and wise, I'm converting to the Church of Raptor-Jesus. All hail his Space Pope!


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    #2516
    smacl
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    #2517
    Worztron
    Registered Users Posts: 8,676 ✭✭✭Worztron


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    Mitch Hedberg: "Rice is great if you're really hungry and want to eat two thousand of something."



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    #2518
    JaseBelleVie
    Closed Accounts Posts: 936 ✭✭✭JaseBelleVie


    Frankie Boyle tells is like it is!

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    Also, if this picture is to be believed, America's arsehole is somewhere around Michigan... ;)

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    #2519
    Brian Shanahan
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,232 ✭✭✭Brian Shanahan


    RikuoAmero wrote: »
    That's it. He's so smart and wise, I'm converting to the Church of Raptor-Jesus. All hail his Space Pope!

    Isn't the space pope a crocodile?


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    #2520
    recedite
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,993 ✭✭✭✭recedite


    A red-hot Naked Satan was mysteriously erected in a park alongside a Vancouver commuter train line, thereby providing journalists with pun opportunities galore.
    http://www.ctvnews.ca/canada/naked-saluting-satan-statue-removed-from-vancouver-park-1.2000115


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    #2521
    Lucifer MorningStar
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