The 'Funny (ha, ha)' side of religion

Sonics2k

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Kivaro

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robindch

wp_rathead

Think I can get away with posting this because Climate Change deniers seem to be on the Christian-Right in America

biko

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Cabaal

biko wrote: »

Krusty the clown.... The early years

robindch

A Patients' Guide to Magic Medicine:

• Homeopathy: giving patients medicines that contain no medicine whatsoever.
• Herbal medicine: giving patients an unknown dose of an ill-defined drug, of unknown effectiveness and unknown safety.
• Acupuncture: a rather theatrical placebo, with no real therapeutic benefit in most if not all cases.
• Chiropractic: an invention of a 19th century salesmen, based on nonsensical principles, and shown to be no more effective than other manipulative therapies, but less safe.
• Reflexology: plain old foot massage, overlaid with utter nonsense about non-existent connections between your feet and your thyroid gland.
• Nutritional therapy: self-styled 'nutritionists' making untrue claims about diet in order to sell you unnecessary supplements.
• Spiritual healing: tea and sympathy, accompanied by arm-waving.
• Reiki: ditto.
• Angelic Reiki. The same but with added "Angels, Ascended Masters and Galactic Healers". Excellent for advanced fantasists.
• Colonic irrigation: a rectal obsession that fails to rid you of toxins which you didn't have in the first place.
• Anthroposophical medicine: followers of the mystic barmpot, Rudolf Steiner, for whom nothing whatsoever seems to strain credulity
• Alternative diagnosis: kinesiology, iridology, vega test etc, various forms of fraud, designed to sell you cures that don't work for problems you haven't got.
• Any alternative 'therapist' who claims to cure AIDS or malaria: agent of culpable homicide.
• Libel: A very expensive remedy, to be used only when you have no evidence. Appeals to alternative practitioners because truth is irrelevant.

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sbsquarepants

In fairness that's important too.
The 11 commandment: Thou shalt not stick thy sin stick into crazy.:D

RikuoAmero

Worztron wrote: »

Debating? Don't you mean commanding as dogma that should never be questioned?

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PopePalpatine

I really need to watch OitNB!

robindch

You will not guess how one firebrand preacher finished up this sentence:

Starbucks is flavoured with...

http://tinyurl.com/ox3nutd

Comes - hur, hur, hur! - with the following theme-appropriate photo:

Shrap

^^Brilliant! Howling with laughter at this!! :

"My suspicion is that they’re getting their semen from sodomites. Semen flavours up the coffee, and makes you thinks you’re having a good time.”

This bit is priceless but I don't want to spoil the effect. Where do they get these people? Were they generated in a sensory deprivation box and then had their eyelids pinned open for 10 years of fundamentalist brainwashing? That would be some excuse....

kylith

Well, I think he's covered both slander and libel, so Starbucks can sue him into oblivion, right?

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Absolam

kylith wrote: »

Well, I think he's covered both slander and libel, so Starbucks can sue him into oblivion, right?

Only if it's not flavored with the semen of sodomites....... :eek:

Vivisectus

Shrap wrote: »

^^Brilliant! Howling with laughter at this!! :

"My suspicion is that they’re getting their semen from sodomites. Semen flavours up the coffee, and makes you thinks you’re having a good time.”

This bit is priceless but I don't want to spoil the effect. Where do they get these people? Were they generated in a sensory deprivation box and then had their eyelids pinned open for 10 years of fundamentalist brainwashing? That would be some excuse....

I do not understand ... so here is a man who thinks drinking semen constitutes a good time? So what exactly is the problem, for him anyway?

Hotblack Desiato

Presumably in Ireland they use wife-swapping sodomites?


PS. Rob, if that's what yours looks like, best get to the clinic

robindch

Hotblack Desiato wrote: »

PS. Rob, if that's what yours looks like, best get to the clinic

I was thinking of Ezekiel 23:20...

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sbsquarepants

Vivisectus wrote: »

I do not understand ... so here is a man who thinks drinking semen constitutes a good time? So what exactly is the problem, for him anyway?

Coffee ruins the taste perhaps?:D

Vivisectus

robindch wrote: »

I was thinking of Ezekiel 23:20...

I too was wondering just how many sodomites you would need to keep the average Starbucks supplied with enough lattes for a day.

CramCycle

Clearly a satire site, anyone with taste would pick Semen (regardless of producers diet) over Starbucks any day of the week.