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The 'Funny (ha, ha)' side of religion

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    #5402
    Spirogyra
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,184 ✭✭✭Spirogyra


    People who blame the weather on God, a sign that he's angry.... "The rainbow is there since Noahs Ark...."


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    #5403
    Worztron
    Registered Users Posts: 8,676 ✭✭✭Worztron


    After God created 24 hours of alternating darkness and light, one of the angels asked him, "what are you going to do now?" God said, "I think I'm going to call it a day."

    Mitch Hedberg: "Rice is great if you're really hungry and want to eat two thousand of something."



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    #5404
    Worztron
    Registered Users Posts: 8,676 ✭✭✭Worztron


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    Mitch Hedberg: "Rice is great if you're really hungry and want to eat two thousand of something."



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    #5405
    smacl
    Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 15,734 Mod ✭✭✭✭smacl


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    #5406
    Lithium93_
    Registered Users Posts: 48,990 ✭✭✭✭Lithium93_


    70763a50dbf69a79b1299a72bdd2c8b1--atheist-humor-atheist-quotes.jpg


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    #5407
    smacl
    Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 15,734 Mod ✭✭✭✭smacl


    Another WWN classic

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    #5408
    Worztron
    Registered Users Posts: 8,676 ✭✭✭Worztron


    458112.jpg

    Mitch Hedberg: "Rice is great if you're really hungry and want to eat two thousand of something."



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    #5409
    Cabaal
    Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators, Regional South East Moderators Posts: 28,470 Mod ✭✭✭✭Cabaal


    smacl wrote: »
    Another WWN classic

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    It's ok they, if you do die for ingesting them you'll rise from the dead*









    *only if you are Jesus/God


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    #5410
    smacl
    Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 15,734 Mod ✭✭✭✭smacl


    Cabaal wrote: »
    It's ok they, if you do die for ingesting them you'll rise from the dead*

    Why? Do they use self rising flour? :D


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    #5411
    Cabaal
    Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators, Regional South East Moderators Posts: 28,470 Mod ✭✭✭✭Cabaal


    Spot the difference?

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    #5412
    Cabaal
    Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators, Regional South East Moderators Posts: 28,470 Mod ✭✭✭✭Cabaal


    https://www.broadsheet.ie/2018/08/16/xenogoyle/
    One of 12 replacement gargoyles (their predecessors had weathered away) added to the 12th century Paisley Abbey in Scotland as part of a restoration project back in 1991.

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    #5413
    PopePalpatine
    Registered Users Posts: 11,865 ✭✭✭✭PopePalpatine


    I think they missed a trick at Paisley Abbey.


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    #5414
    robindch
    Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 24,403 Mod ✭✭✭✭robindch


    PopePalpatine wrote: »
    I think they missed a trick at Paisley Abbey.
    Looks like it's shouting "NO!" to me :)


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    #5415
    smacl
    Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 15,734 Mod ✭✭✭✭smacl


    robindch wrote: »
    Looks like it's shouting "NO!" to me :)

    Yep, poor things clearly just trying to get away. There's an Arlene Foster Sheela na gig on the other side.


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    #5416
    Peregrinus
    Registered Users Posts: 26,243 ✭✭✭✭Peregrinus


    smacl wrote: »
    Yep, poor things clearly just trying to get away. There's an Arlene Foster Sheela na gig on the other side.
    Curse you, smacl! I can't get that image out of my mind!


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    #5417
    ohnonotgmail
    Registered Users Posts: 40,311 ✭✭✭✭ohnonotgmail


    smacl wrote: »
    Yep, poor things clearly just trying to get away. There's an Arlene Foster Sheela na gig on the other side.


    Gee, thanks for that image. It will haunt me for a long time.


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    #5418
    Hotblack Desiato
    Registered Users Posts: 34,350 ✭✭✭✭Hotblack Desiato


    ohnonotgmail wrote: »
    Gee, thanks for that image. It will haunt me for a long time.

    I take it that opening word is the American one with the J sound and not the Dublin one with the G sound.

    Fingal County Council are certainly not competent to be making decisions about the most important piece of infrastructure on the island. They need to stick to badly designed cycle lanes and deciding on whether Mrs Murphy can have her kitchen extension.



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    #5419
    ohnonotgmail
    Registered Users Posts: 40,311 ✭✭✭✭ohnonotgmail


    Hotblack Desiato wrote: »
    I take it that opening word is the American one with the J sound and not the Dublin one with the G sound.


    that actually had not occurred to me. You've just made it worse :)


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    #5420
    Worztron
    Registered Users Posts: 8,676 ✭✭✭Worztron


    458770.gif

    Mitch Hedberg: "Rice is great if you're really hungry and want to eat two thousand of something."



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    #5421
    Cabaal
    Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators, Regional South East Moderators Posts: 28,470 Mod ✭✭✭✭Cabaal


    Does no editor even look at the front page of the daily fail?

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    #5422
    smacl
    Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 15,734 Mod ✭✭✭✭smacl


    Remember kids, don't get too close this weekend...

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    #5423
    magicbastarder
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    Cabaal wrote: »
    Spot the difference?

    458361.jpg
    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chernobyl_New_Safe_Confinement#/media/File:NSC-Oct-2017.jpg


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    #5424
    Cabaal
    Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators, Regional South East Moderators Posts: 28,470 Mod ✭✭✭✭Cabaal


    magicbastarder wrote: »
    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chernobyl_New_Safe_Confinement#/media/File:NSC-Oct-2017.jpg

    Finally, a solution to contain the catholic church :pac:


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    #5425
    Cabaal
    Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators, Regional South East Moderators Posts: 28,470 Mod ✭✭✭✭Cabaal


    He Really Knows How To Work The Alter

    yes its cheap but feck it

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    https://www.broadsheet.ie/2018/08/22/he-really-knows-how-to-work-the-alter


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    #5426
    Seth Brundle
    Moderators, Politics Moderators Posts: 39,183 Mod ✭✭✭✭Seth Brundle


    ^^^^^

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    #5427
    Hotblack Desiato
    Registered Users Posts: 34,350 ✭✭✭✭Hotblack Desiato


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    Fingal County Council are certainly not competent to be making decisions about the most important piece of infrastructure on the island. They need to stick to badly designed cycle lanes and deciding on whether Mrs Murphy can have her kitchen extension.



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    #5428
    Seth Brundle
    Moderators, Politics Moderators Posts: 39,183 Mod ✭✭✭✭Seth Brundle


    Which one is Ratzinger?


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    #5429
    mikhail
    Registered Users Posts: 3,863 ✭✭✭mikhail


    On that topic,
    The Vatican is exchanging diplomatic representatives with Tokio. The Vatican now has diplomatic relations with all the Axis powers and – I think – with none of the Allies. A bad sign and yet in a sense a good one, in that this last step means that they have now definitely decided that the Axis and not we stand for the more reactionary policy.
    George Orwell, diary entry, 27.3.42
    https://orwelldiaries.wordpress.com/2012/03/27/27-3-42/


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    #5430
    Hotblack Desiato
    Registered Users Posts: 34,350 ✭✭✭✭Hotblack Desiato


    I hear the Air Corps planes will be accompanying the pope's flight.

    Ammunition will be removed first though :(

    Fingal County Council are certainly not competent to be making decisions about the most important piece of infrastructure on the island. They need to stick to badly designed cycle lanes and deciding on whether Mrs Murphy can have her kitchen extension.



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    #5431
    recedite
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,993 ✭✭✭✭recedite


    mikhail wrote: »
    George Orwell, diary entry, 27.3.42
    https://orwelldiaries.wordpress.com/2012/03/27/27-3-42/
    ... Abusive letter from H. G. Wells, who addresses me as “you $hit, among other things...

    :)


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