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You know you're a culchie when...

joe stodge · 2013-10-12 18:52:26

You point at helicopters when they fly overhead. You think toblerone is exotic... Go on give us a few more.

12-10-2013 6:52pm

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You point at helicopters when they fly overhead.

You think toblerone is exotic...

Go on give us a few more.

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#2 12-10-2013 6:53pm

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Your wife is blood related.

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#3 12-10-2013 6:53pm

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You call Dublin city "The Big Schmoke"

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#4 12-10-2013 6:54pm

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Oh for fúcks sake, not another one.

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#5 12-10-2013 6:54pm

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You go to Dublin for your education and slag the shit out of it when you go home at the weekend.

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#6 12-10-2013 6:54pm

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You think Dublin is a big city

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#7 12-10-2013 6:54pm

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You eat turnips like apples.

Only joking. I like our donkey fondling cousins.

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#8 12-10-2013 6:54pm

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Ya eat packed sandwiches out of the boot of a car before your county's match in Croker.

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#9 12-10-2013 6:55pm

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Lapin wrote: »

Oh for fúcks sake, not another one.

Butthurt culchie is butthurt.

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#10 12-10-2013 6:55pm

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You take your car to the blacksmith

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#11 12-10-2013 6:55pm

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You use the word "Sangwiches"

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#12 12-10-2013 6:55pm

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dan1895 wrote: »

Ya eat packed sandwiches out of the boot of a car before your county's match in Croker.

.. then come back to discover the country reg'd car has been stolen by Nidge.

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#13 12-10-2013 6:56pm

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when you call limerick city the metropolis.

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#14 12-10-2013 6:56pm

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MrStuffins wrote: »

You use the word "Sangwiches"

You mean 'Hang Sangwiches'

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#15 12-10-2013 6:57pm

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You come from the country.

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#16 12-10-2013 6:57pm

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..you were born in Dublin but are now horribly aware that mother was from Banagher and your father was born in Ballinasloe so that your claims to be a Dubs are not that secure so that you start threads that go...

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#17 12-10-2013 6:58pm

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.............every band you ever want to see only plays in Dublin.

Shtill though, tis a nice day out in da big schmoke!

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#18 12-10-2013 6:58pm

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Your not a skangar

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#19 12-10-2013 6:58pm

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You eat your take away in the chipper instead of taking it away.

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#20 12-10-2013 6:59pm

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You have your dinner at 1pm.

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#21 12-10-2013 6:59pm

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. . . .you're awesome.

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#22 12-10-2013 6:59pm

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Links234 wrote: »

You think Dublin is a big city

Its actually Dubliners that think Dublin is a big city.

By world standards the place is actually quite small.

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#23 12-10-2013 7:00pm

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When you feint at the sight of your first bendy bus!

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#24 12-10-2013 7:02pm

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You put on a ganzee to stop being foundered

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#25 12-10-2013 7:02pm

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You have a hairy arse and ur a woman

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#26 12-10-2013 7:05pm

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You think the Luas is like something out of Blade Runner.

You get up and look out the window when you hear a car coming.

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#27 12-10-2013 7:05pm

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MrStuffins wrote: »

You use the word "Sangwiches"

Oooohhhh Culchies pronouncing Sandwiches as 'Sangwiches'....ohhhhh whats the world coming to Joe tis 'teddible' i tell ya Joe teddible altagether.

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#28 12-10-2013 7:05pm

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FurQyou wrote: »

You mean 'Hang Sangwiches'

Ya can bate yer wife
Ya can bate the childer
But ya can't bate a hang sangwich.

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#29 12-10-2013 7:06pm

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What is 'Dubbalin' city's finest getting for Christmas this year? Ill tell ya....Tracksuits, Tracksuits and more tracksuits

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#30 12-10-2013 7:06pm

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Lucyfur wrote: »

Ya can bate yer wife
Ya can bate the childer
But ya can't bate a hang sangwich.

Ya don't eat a hang sang, you ate it.

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#31 12-10-2013 7:07pm

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you wear your underwear for 2 (or sometimes more) consecutive days.

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#32 12-10-2013 7:07pm

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Up ye boy ye.

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wazky wrote: »

Ya don't eat a hang sang, you ate it.

Along with a mugga tae!

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#34 12-10-2013 7:09pm

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Along with a mugga tae!

For de wimen maybe, the lads drink it out of a bucket.

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#35 12-10-2013 7:09pm

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A mugga tae and a cornbaif sandwich. Ye can't bait that mait.

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#36 12-10-2013 7:09pm

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The 'biha dinner'.

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#37 12-10-2013 7:10pm

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#38 12-10-2013 7:10pm

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DEFTLEFTHAND wrote: »

The 'biha dinner'.

You should really spit on your hands and rub them together before you start talking about the dinner

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#39 12-10-2013 7:11pm

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You go cow-tipping.

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#40 12-10-2013 7:12pm

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joe stodge wrote: »

You know you're a culchie when...

...you live anywhere in Ireland.

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You have to scrape the shít off your boots before going in for the tae.

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wazky wrote: »

For de wimen maybe, the lads drink it out of a bucket.

The posh ones do....A dirty shítty aul welly for me though

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#43 12-10-2013 7:13pm

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You can drive at dangerously slow speeds with a insecure load of hay on a trailor with no lights; stop and turn into a field without a care or signal in the world.

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#44 12-10-2013 7:15pm

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When you give the country wave of course!

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#45 12-10-2013 7:15pm

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when...you park the car, go inside your home and relax without locking either and your possessions are still yours the next day.

HAHAHA-****ing culchies won't like reading that :pac:

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#46 12-10-2013 7:17pm

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When you put on yer good suit and yer Sunday cap every Friday and go to town in the Massey.
And come home with the messages in the transport box

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#47 12-10-2013 7:18pm

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If your name is P.J or any of your friends name is P.J I've some bad news for you.

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#48 12-10-2013 7:19pm

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If big tom has played a gig within ten miles of your house.

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#49 12-10-2013 7:22pm

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Was the very same thread open before? http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?p=62868790

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#50 12-10-2013 7:29pm

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Culchies use terms like packed and jammers and jointed to describe a place full of people. Dubliners dont understand these terms.

Dubs also think Cork is a foreign country.

Also having breakfast at 11 and dinner at 12 on a sunday.

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#51 12-10-2013 7:31pm

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You don't mind the 2 hour que in Supermacs at 2am

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