You know you're a culchie when...

joe stodge · 12-10-2013 07:52PM #1

You point at helicopters when they fly overhead.

You think toblerone is exotic...

Go on give us a few more.

wazky · 12-10-2013 07:53PM

Your wife is blood related.

FurQyou · 12-10-2013 07:53PM

You call Dublin city "The Big Schmoke"

Lapin · 12-10-2013 07:54PM

Oh for fúcks sake, not another one.

NegativeCreep · 12-10-2013 07:54PM

You go to Dublin for your education and slag the shit out of it when you go home at the weekend.

Links234 · 12-10-2013 07:54PM

You think Dublin is a big city

BunShopVoyeur. · 12-10-2013 07:54PM

You eat turnips like apples.

Only joking. I like our donkey fondling cousins.

dan1895 · 12-10-2013 07:54PM

Ya eat packed sandwiches out of the boot of a car before your county's match in Croker.

joe stodge · 12-10-2013 07:55PM

Lapin wrote: »

Oh for fúcks sake, not another one.

Butthurt culchie is butthurt.

FurQyou · 12-10-2013 07:55PM

You take your car to the blacksmith

MrStuffins · 12-10-2013 07:55PM

You use the word "Sangwiches"

FloatingVoter · 12-10-2013 07:55PM

dan1895 wrote: »

Ya eat packed sandwiches out of the boot of a car before your county's match in Croker.

.. then come back to discover the country reg'd car has been stolen by Nidge.

waterworld87 · 12-10-2013 07:56PM

when you call limerick city the metropolis.

FurQyou · 12-10-2013 07:56PM

MrStuffins wrote: »

You use the word "Sangwiches"

You mean 'Hang Sangwiches'

12-10-2013 07:57PM

You come from the country.

cml387 · 12-10-2013 07:57PM

..you were born in Dublin but are now horribly aware that mother was from Banagher and your father was born in Ballinasloe so that your claims to be a Dubs are not that secure so that you start threads that go...

wandatowell · 12-10-2013 07:58PM

.............every band you ever want to see only plays in Dublin.

Shtill though, tis a nice day out in da big schmoke!

iDave · 12-10-2013 07:58PM

Your not a skangar

Dancor · 12-10-2013 07:58PM

You eat your take away in the chipper instead of taking it away.

.Henry Sellers. · 12-10-2013 07:59PM

You have your dinner at 1pm.

The Backwards Man · 12-10-2013 07:59PM

. . . .you're awesome.

Lapin · 12-10-2013 07:59PM

Links234 wrote: »

You think Dublin is a big city

Its actually Dubliners that think Dublin is a big city.

By world standards the place is actually quite small.

Liamalone · 12-10-2013 08:00PM

When you feint at the sight of your first bendy bus!

Lucyfur · 12-10-2013 08:02PM

You put on a ganzee to stop being foundered

rustedtrumpet · 12-10-2013 08:02PM

You have a hairy arse and ur a woman

Old Dan Tucker · 12-10-2013 08:05PM

You think the Luas is like something out of Blade Runner.

You get up and look out the window when you hear a car coming.

12-10-2013 08:05PM

MrStuffins wrote: »

You use the word "Sangwiches"

Oooohhhh Culchies pronouncing Sandwiches as 'Sangwiches'....ohhhhh whats the world coming to Joe tis 'teddible' i tell ya Joe teddible altagether.

Lucyfur · 12-10-2013 08:05PM

FurQyou wrote: »

You mean 'Hang Sangwiches'

Ya can bate yer wife
Ya can bate the childer
But ya can't bate a hang sangwich.

12-10-2013 08:06PM

What is 'Dubbalin' city's finest getting for Christmas this year? Ill tell ya....Tracksuits, Tracksuits and more tracksuits

wazky · 12-10-2013 08:06PM

Lucyfur wrote: »

Ya can bate yer wife
Ya can bate the childer
But ya can't bate a hang sangwich.

Ya don't eat a hang sang, you ate it.

eigrod · 12-10-2013 08:07PM

you wear your underwear for 2 (or sometimes more) consecutive days.

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