Have you got a penis beaker?

Stella Virgo · 09-10-2013 8:03pm

January wrote: »

Thread over on mumsnet asking if you have a beaker for dunking your penis into after having sex...

So, do you have a penis beaker? Or any other type of penis dunking receptacle?

http://www.mumsnet.com/Talk/mumsnet_classics/1875847-Do-you-dunk-your-penis

Yore MA......:D:D:D

January · 09-10-2013 8:07pm

To be fair... I was expecting that one to be the first reply to the thread, surprised it took 5 pages.

dm1979 · 09-10-2013 8:21pm

All messing aside, would it not be a shock to the system going from something warm and moist to being dunked in a cold wet beaker of water?

meemeemee · 09-10-2013 8:23pm

Good way to pack it up as it were.

Call Me Jimmy · 09-10-2013 8:23pm

I prefer to just lie in our filth for a while like the filthy animals we are. We can go back to being pristine-clean human beans later.

dm1979 · 09-10-2013 8:32pm

Call Me Jimmy wrote: »

I prefer to just lie in our filth for a while like the filthy animals we are. We can go back to being pristine-clean human beans later.

I agree is that not half the fun of it? Feeling dirty after a good session

bgrizzley · 09-10-2013 9:07pm

fcuking hell, remind me never to have a drink in her house...

anncoates · 09-10-2013 9:11pm

I just use the facecloth in the ensuite.

For Forks Sake · 09-10-2013 9:15pm

dm1979 wrote: »

All messing aside, would it not be a shock to the system going from something warm and moist to being dunked in a cold wet beaker of water?

Not to mention ruining any chances of seconds...

anncoates · 09-10-2013 9:24pm

To be fair, the fellla could be going up the Bournville Boulevard after they'd both had a lash of curry and Guinness the night before.

dm1979 · 09-10-2013 9:27pm

Do you think he just does the penis or would the balls need a dunk swell?

we'llallhavetea · 09-10-2013 9:28pm

shoot it down the toilet, classy burd!

markomuscle · 09-10-2013 9:29pm

no but i have an apple pie

petes · 09-10-2013 9:46pm

markomuscle wrote: »

no but i have an apple pie

Do you have a penis beaker for after the apple pie?

I never heard the likes of it to be honest. A ride, bit of a break and if you are still up for more go again. And the again in the morning. This penis 'beaker' sounds mad altogether.

losthorizon · 12-10-2013 5:09pm

Because I certainly dont. My greatest fear would be after dunking drinking by mistake

http://www.mumsnet.com/Talk/mumsnet_classics/a1875847-Do-you-dunk-your-penis

DEFTLEFTHAND · 12-10-2013 5:14pm

I'm only 6,1, a midget in NBA terms.

danniemcq · 12-10-2013 5:15pm

Threads merged, searching for "penis" in advanced search is gonna come back and haunt me, I know it

Rubeter · 12-10-2013 5:27pm

I have the image of herself standing by the door wearing the sexy lingerie seductively whispering "Darling, shall we?" while holding out the penis beaker.

12-10-2013 5:41pm

stimpson wrote: »

You're doing it wrong.

No, no, I think I have it down. In, out, repeat if necessary.

anncoates wrote: »

I just use the facecloth in the ensuite.

And after you'd wiped it down does the face get a going over?

Lollipops23 · 12-10-2013 5:45pm

Can imagine it would be quite mood killer tbh...
If you're using condoms, couple of wetwipes for him after. Pee and a wipe for her after. After a bit of lying down to recover, obvs.

Shower in the morning for both.

Crooked Jack · 12-10-2013 5:47pm

A penis beaker? Why are some people so eager to sanitise sex. If you're that squeamish perhaps you should stick to w@nking into the sink with a pair of rubber gloves on