invite 3 people to dinner

michael.dublin

If you could invite 3 people to dinner, who would it be, can be dead or alive people.

Mine would be

1. leonardo da vinci
2. bill clinton
3. john deacon

I'd prefer if they were alive tbh.

Deleted User

Deleted User wrote: »

I'd prefer if they were alive tbh.

More food for you though if they're dead.
Pros and cons...

dodderangler

Clinton would just eat and ride your Missus then claim he wasn't even there

bluewolf

bluewolf wrote: »

More food for you though if they're dead.
Pros and cons...

I'm no cannibal.

Panthro

(Car)Pete Burns
he'd do as 3 people.

Duff

Jedward and Michael McIntyre and I'd have the ricin slipped into their spuds.

biko

Three food beggars, and then let them battle royale over a cheeseburger.

b318isp

Marcel Proust
Jesus
Christopher Hitchens

I'd sit back and enjoy the debate - it would be incredible.

Seachmall

1. Barrack Obama
2. Hassan Rouhani
3. An ecstasy dealer

SuperGrover

1. My mate J. Sound lad.
2. This wan I work with. I just think she's good craic.
3. Bibi Baskin. Celebrity wow factor.

Penny Dreadful

dodderangler wrote: »

Clinton would just eat and ride your Missus then claim he wasn't even there

He's vegan now too so would be a very difficult dinner guest to cater for.

Penny Dreadful

Penny Dreadful wrote: »

He's vegan now too so would be a very difficult dinner guest to cater for.

Oh, well then he probably won't eat OP's missus. Just the ride so.

Muise...

Dorothy Parker, Spike Milligan and Keith Moon.

McChubbin

Freddie Mercury
Stephen Fry
Karl Pilkington.

Freddie for the music and related anticotes, Fry for the intellectual debate and Pilkington to cry bull****!

michael.dublin

maybe Clinton is a bit dangerous to have in your house LOL

Rho b

David Attenborough
Prof. Brian Cox
Chris Hadfield

Rho b

dodderangler wrote: »

Clinton would just eat and ride your Missus then claim he wasn't even there

Which one - Bill or Hillary?

MadsL

3 people?

*adjusts monocle*

Why would I invite an odd number? Makes for a terrible look to the dinner table, and makes it it appear that one has suffered a death in the family. An empty place setting is a vile thing.

*sniff*

Muise...

MadsL wrote: »

3 people?

*adjusts monocle*

Why would I invite an odd number? Makes for a terrible look to the dinner table, and makes it it appear that one has suffered a death in the family. An empty place setting is a vile thing.

*sniff*

are you not dining this evening, MadsL?

michael.dublin

Rho b wrote: »

Which one - Bill or Hillary?

both of them :-)

MadsL

Muise... wrote: »

are you not dining this evening, MadsL?

As is my wife...she's a charming hostess. Five to dinner, how common.

michael.dublin

MadsL wrote: »

3 people?

*adjusts monocle*

Why would I invite an odd number? Makes for a terrible look to the dinner table, and makes it it appear that one has suffered a death in the family. An empty place setting is a vile thing.

*sniff*

3 as you have to be there aswell, so 4 in total

monkeysnapper

1. Ryan Giggs

2. Rhodri Giggs

3 Natasha Giggs

All alive .............

TheIrishGrover

1. Martin Scorsese - Could listen to that man talk about films 'till the cows came home
2. Natalie Portman - Phwoar! Plus she seems interesting.... and she's been on Sesame Street
3. Ryan Reynolds - He seems like a decent laugh..... and he needs someone to have a chat to him about his movie choices.

michael.dublin

MadsL, give the wife the night off LOL

Wacker The Attacker

The chick from the local credit union that I want to bang

The chick from the local post office that I want to bang

The chick from work that I want to bang.

They can leave when I've worked through every possible combination of threesome.

Seeing as this is a fantasy

Tornaxx

Duff wrote: »

Jedward and Michael McIntyre and I'd have the ricin slipped into their spuds.

I quite like rice in spuds...

Gaillimh1976

Wacker The Attacker wrote: »

The chick from the local credit union that I want to bang

The chick from the local post office that I want to bang

The chick from work that I want to bang.

They can leave when I've worked through every possible combination of threesome.

Seeing as this is a fantasy

How did it take 27 posts before someone came up with this ??

harry Bailey esq

hunter s Thompson,Paul mcgrath and Leon trotsky

MadsL

michael.dublin wrote: »

MadsL, give the wife the night off LOL

Meh, how would we do the car keys in a bowl thing then?

newmug

Reindeer Games was the worst film I ever saw.

Wacker The Attacker

Wacker The Attacker wrote: »

The chick from the local credit union that I want to bang

The chick from the local post office that I want to bang

The chick from work that I want to bang.

They can leave when I've worked through every possible combination of threesome?

Seeing as this is a fantasy

Threesome?

What are you going to do, make one of the girls sit and wait her turn.

You don't deserve a threesome.

Procasinator

MadsL wrote: »

As is my wife...she's a charming hostess. Five to dinner, how common.

If you want the wife there, she will have to take one of the slots from the 3 available.

Savoir.Faire

Richard Wagnar,
Jesus Christ
Hercule Poirot (I know he's a fictional character, but still).

DEFTLEFTHAND

Oliver Reed

Richard Harris.

Keith Moon.

I'd want a well stocked bar.

Muise...

Deleted User wrote: »

Threesome?

What are you going to do, make one of the girls sit and wait her turn.

You don't deserve a threesome.

well the dinner isn't going to cook itself.

The Backwards Man

Jedward and James Blunt.

I'd poison the bastards.

Stone Deaf 4evr

Deleted User wrote: »

Threesome?

What are you going to do, make one of the girls sit and wait her turn.

You don't deserve a threesome.

well, would you rather one foursome, or 4 threesomes? (im not counting the one where the 3 girls do each other, but then again, it would make for a good half time show).

michael.dublin

The Backwards Man wrote: »

Jedward and James Blunt.

I'd poison the bastards.

LOL started out alive and ended up dead... i like that:D

The Backwards Man

michael.dublin wrote: »

LOL started out alive and ended up dead... i like that:D

Na I wouldn't kill them like, just food poison them.:)

michael.dublin

The Backwards Man wrote: »

Na I wouldn't kill them like, just food poison them.:)

hehe:p

Muise...

The Backwards Man wrote: »

Na I wouldn't kill them like, just food poison them.:)

then you'd be stuck with them in your bathroom all night. :eek:

The Backwards Man

Cleaning their shite would still be better than listening to it.:D

Fighting Irish

Tom Hanks
Karl Pilkington
Omar

Muise...

The Backwards Man wrote: »

Cleaning their shite would still be better than listening to it.:D

you just poisoned me with that post. :mad:

*runs to The Backwards Man's bathroom*

CruelCoin

Assuming no language barriers:

Cicero
Gengis Kahn
Denzel Washington

canadianwoman

Cass Elliot, Karen Carpenter, Barbra Streisand.

ButtersSuki

Friday night:
Conan O'Brien
Bill Hicks
Eric Cartman

Saturday night:
Emanuelle Beart
Monica Bellucci
Jennifer Lawrence
(They can each have a shot at the title....;))

Muise...

canadianwoman wrote: »

Cass Elliot, Karen Carpenter, Barbra Streisand.

So, one who choked to death, and an anorexic. Lots more food for you and Babs.

canadianwoman

Muise... wrote: »

So, one who choked to death, and an anorexic. Lots more food for you and Babs.

I admire them for their musical talents.....and FYI Cass Elliot passed from a heart attack and not from choking as everyone thinks.