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invite 3 people to dinner

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  • #32
    newmug
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 3,571 ✭✭✭newmug


    Reindeer Games was the worst film I ever saw.


  • #33
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 53,068 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Wacker The Attacker wrote: »
    The chick from the local credit union that I want to bang

    The chick from the local post office that I want to bang

    The chick from work that I want to bang.

    They can leave when I've worked through every possible combination of threesome?

    Seeing as this is a fantasy

    Threesome?

    What are you going to do, make one of the girls sit and wait her turn.

    You don't deserve a threesome.


  • #34
    Procasinator
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,311 ✭✭✭Procasinator


    MadsL wrote: »
    As is my wife...she's a charming hostess. Five to dinner, how common.

    If you want the wife there, she will have to take one of the slots from the 3 available.


  • #35
    DEFTLEFTHAND
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 16,499 ✭✭✭✭DEFTLEFTHAND


    Oliver Reed

    Richard Harris.

    Keith Moon.

    I'd want a well stocked bar.


  • #36
    Savoir.Faire
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 326 ✭✭Savoir.Faire


    Richard Wagnar,
    Jesus Christ
    Hercule Poirot (I know he's a fictional character, but still).


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  • #37
    Muise...
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,512 ✭✭✭Muise...


    Deleted User wrote: »
    Threesome?

    What are you going to do, make one of the girls sit and wait her turn.

    You don't deserve a threesome.

    well the dinner isn't going to cook itself. :p


  • #38
    The Backwards Man
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,299 ✭✭✭✭The Backwards Man


    Jedward and James Blunt.

    I'd poison the bastards.


  • #39
    Stone Deaf 4evr
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,000 ✭✭✭Stone Deaf 4evr


    Deleted User wrote: »
    Threesome?

    What are you going to do, make one of the girls sit and wait her turn.

    You don't deserve a threesome.

    well, would you rather one foursome, or 4 threesomes? (im not counting the one where the 3 girls do each other, but then again, it would make for a good half time show).


  • #40
    michael.dublin
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 206 ✭✭michael.dublin


    The Backwards Man wrote: »
    Jedward and James Blunt.

    I'd poison the bastards.


    LOL started out alive and ended up dead... i like that:D


  • #41
    The Backwards Man
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,299 ✭✭✭✭The Backwards Man


    michael.dublin wrote: »
    LOL started out alive and ended up dead... i like that:D
    Na I wouldn't kill them like, just food poison them.:)


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  • #42
    michael.dublin
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 206 ✭✭michael.dublin


    The Backwards Man wrote: »
    Na I wouldn't kill them like, just food poison them.:)


    hehe:p


  • #43
    Muise...
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,512 ✭✭✭Muise...


    The Backwards Man wrote: »
    Na I wouldn't kill them like, just food poison them.:)


    then you'd be stuck with them in your bathroom all night. :eek:


  • #44
    The Backwards Man
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,299 ✭✭✭✭The Backwards Man


    Cleaning their shite would still be better than listening to it.:D


  • #45
    Fighting Irish
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,062 ✭✭✭Fighting Irish


    Tom Hanks
    Karl Pilkington
    Omar


  • #46
    Muise...
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,512 ✭✭✭Muise...


    The Backwards Man wrote: »
    Cleaning their shite would still be better than listening to it.:D

    you just poisoned me with that post. :mad:

    *runs to The Backwards Man's bathroom*


  • #47
    CruelCoin
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,463 ✭✭✭CruelCoin


    Assuming no language barriers:

    Cicero
    Gengis Kahn
    Denzel Washington


  • #48
    canadianwoman
    Closed Accounts Posts: 811 ✭✭✭canadianwoman


    Cass Elliot, Karen Carpenter, Barbra Streisand.


  • #49
    ButtersSuki
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 53,028 ✭✭✭✭ButtersSuki


    Friday night:
    Conan O'Brien
    Bill Hicks
    Eric Cartman

    Saturday night:
    Emanuelle Beart
    Monica Bellucci
    Jennifer Lawrence
    (They can each have a shot at the title....;))


  • #50
    Muise...
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,512 ✭✭✭Muise...


    canadianwoman wrote: »
    Cass Elliot, Karen Carpenter, Barbra Streisand.

    So, one who choked to death, and an anorexic. Lots more food for you and Babs. :D


  • #51
    canadianwoman
    Closed Accounts Posts: 811 ✭✭✭canadianwoman


    Muise... wrote: »
    So, one who choked to death, and an anorexic. Lots more food for you and Babs. :D

    I admire them for their musical talents.....and FYI Cass Elliot passed from a heart attack and not from choking as everyone thinks.


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  • #52
    Muise...
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,512 ✭✭✭Muise...


    canadianwoman wrote: »
    I admire them for their musical talents.....and FYI Cass Elliot passed from a heart attack and not from choking as everyone thinks.

    I stand corrected. :)


  • #53
    canadianwoman
    Closed Accounts Posts: 811 ✭✭✭canadianwoman


    Muise... wrote: »
    I stand corrected. :)

    <offers a chair>


  • #54
    heretochat
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 533 ✭✭✭heretochat


    Roy Keane, Alf Inge Haaland and Jason McAteer


  • #55
    tommyboy2222
    Closed Accounts Posts: 914 ✭✭✭tommyboy2222


    Simon Zebo
    Connor Murray
    xxxxxx xxxxxxxxxxxx


  • #56
    Corkbah
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,666 ✭✭✭Corkbah


    tommyboy2222 wrote: »
    Simon Zebo
    Connor Murray
    xxxxxx xxxxxxxxxxxx

    tut tut tut ;).... big rugby fan eh ;):D


  • #57
    Richard Hillman
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,033 ✭✭✭✭Richard Hillman


    Patrick Stewart
    Alex Ferguson
    David (bumble) Lloyd (retired cricketer/commentator)


  • #58
    Wacker The Attacker
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,473 ✭✭✭Wacker The Attacker


    Deleted User wrote: »
    Threesome?

    What are you going to do, make one of the girls sit and wait her turn.

    You don't deserve a threesome.

    I want to bang all three of them.

    you cant bang all three at the same time.

    Banging one at a time would leave two twiddling their thumbs. Unless two of them want to bang each other. That would defeat the purpose.


  • #59
    Wacker The Attacker
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,473 ✭✭✭Wacker The Attacker


    Muise... wrote: »
    well the dinner isn't going to cook itself. :p


    We wont be eating dinner. You know what I mean


  • #60
    mattjack
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,389 ✭✭✭mattjack


    Eric Cantona , Mathew Simmons ( Crystal Palace supporter and one time Cantona sparring partner ) and Bree Olson.


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  • #61
    BASHIR
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 554 ✭✭✭BASHIR


    Churchill, Hilter & Ghandi. Now that would be interesting


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