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invite 3 people to dinner

  • 04-10-2013 03:44PM
    #1
    michael.dublin
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 206 ✭✭michael.dublin


    If you could invite 3 people to dinner, who would it be, can be dead or alive people.

    Mine would be

    1. leonardo da vinci
    2. bill clinton
    3. john deacon


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Comments

  • #2
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 53,068 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    I'd prefer if they were alive tbh.


  • #3
    Vaughn Large Ape
    Posts: 81,308 CMod ✭✭✭✭ Vaughn Large Ape


    Deleted User wrote: »
    I'd prefer if they were alive tbh.

    More food for you though if they're dead.
    Pros and cons...


  • #4
    dodderangler
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,204 ✭✭✭dodderangler


    Clinton would just eat and ride your Missus then claim he wasn't even there


  • #5
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 53,068 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    bluewolf wrote: »
    More food for you though if they're dead.
    Pros and cons...

    I'm no cannibal.


  • #6
    Panthro
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,111 ✭✭✭✭Panthro


    (Car)Pete Burns
    he'd do as 3 people.


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  • #7
    Duff
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,600 ✭✭✭Duff


    Jedward and Michael McIntyre and I'd have the ricin slipped into their spuds.


  • #8
    biko
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 81,060 ✭✭✭✭biko


    Three food beggars, and then let them battle royale over a cheeseburger.


  • #9
    b318isp
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,675 ✭✭✭b318isp


    Marcel Proust
    Jesus
    Christopher Hitchens

    I'd sit back and enjoy the debate - it would be incredible.


  • #10
    Seachmall
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,041 ✭✭✭Seachmall


    1. Barrack Obama
    2. Hassan Rouhani
    3. An ecstasy dealer


  • #11
    SuperGrover
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 991 ✭✭✭SuperGrover


    1. My mate J. Sound lad.
    2. This wan I work with. I just think she's good craic.
    3. Bibi Baskin. Celebrity wow factor.


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  • #12
    Penny Dreadful
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,041 ✭✭✭Penny Dreadful


    dodderangler wrote: »
    Clinton would just eat and ride your Missus then claim he wasn't even there

    He's vegan now too so would be a very difficult dinner guest to cater for.


  • #13
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 53,068 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Penny Dreadful wrote: »
    He's vegan now too so would be a very difficult dinner guest to cater for.

    Oh, well then he probably won't eat OP's missus. Just the ride so.


  • #14
    Muise...
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,512 ✭✭✭Muise...


    Dorothy Parker, Spike Milligan and Keith Moon.


  • #15
    McChubbin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,080 ✭✭✭McChubbin


    Freddie Mercury
    Stephen Fry
    Karl Pilkington.

    Freddie for the music and related anticotes, Fry for the intellectual debate and Pilkington to cry bull****!


  • #16
    michael.dublin
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 206 ✭✭michael.dublin


    maybe Clinton is a bit dangerous to have in your house LOL


  • #17
    Rho b
    Closed Accounts Posts: 412 ✭✭Rho b


    David Attenborough
    Prof. Brian Cox
    Chris Hadfield


  • #18
    Rho b
    Closed Accounts Posts: 412 ✭✭Rho b


    dodderangler wrote: »
    Clinton would just eat and ride your Missus then claim he wasn't even there
    Which one - Bill or Hillary?


  • #19
    MadsL
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,299 ✭✭✭✭MadsL


    3 people?

    *adjusts monocle*

    Why would I invite an odd number? Makes for a terrible look to the dinner table, and makes it it appear that one has suffered a death in the family. An empty place setting is a vile thing.

    *sniff*


  • #20
    Muise...
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,512 ✭✭✭Muise...


    MadsL wrote: »
    3 people?

    *adjusts monocle*

    Why would I invite an odd number? Makes for a terrible look to the dinner table, and makes it it appear that one has suffered a death in the family. An empty place setting is a vile thing.

    *sniff*

    are you not dining this evening, MadsL? :)


  • #21
    michael.dublin
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 206 ✭✭michael.dublin


    Rho b wrote: »
    Which one - Bill or Hillary?

    both of them :-)


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  • #22
    MadsL
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,299 ✭✭✭✭MadsL


    Muise... wrote: »
    are you not dining this evening, MadsL? :)

    As is my wife...she's a charming hostess. Five to dinner, how common.


  • #23
    michael.dublin
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 206 ✭✭michael.dublin


    MadsL wrote: »
    3 people?

    *adjusts monocle*

    Why would I invite an odd number? Makes for a terrible look to the dinner table, and makes it it appear that one has suffered a death in the family. An empty place setting is a vile thing.

    *sniff*

    3 as you have to be there aswell, so 4 in total :)


  • #24
    monkeysnapper
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,563 ✭✭✭monkeysnapper


    1. Ryan Giggs

    2. Rhodri Giggs

    3 Natasha Giggs

    All alive .............


  • #25
    TheIrishGrover
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 6,778 ✭✭✭TheIrishGrover


    1. Martin Scorsese - Could listen to that man talk about films 'till the cows came home
    2. Natalie Portman - Phwoar! Plus she seems interesting.... and she's been on Sesame Street
    3. Ryan Reynolds - He seems like a decent laugh..... and he needs someone to have a chat to him about his movie choices.


  • #26
    michael.dublin
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 206 ✭✭michael.dublin


    MadsL, give the wife the night off LOL


  • #27
    Wacker The Attacker
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,473 ✭✭✭Wacker The Attacker


    The chick from the local credit union that I want to bang

    The chick from the local post office that I want to bang

    The chick from work that I want to bang.

    They can leave when I've worked through every possible combination of threesome.

    Seeing as this is a fantasy


  • #28
    Tornaxx
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 80 ✭✭Tornaxx


    Duff wrote: »
    Jedward and Michael McIntyre and I'd have the ricin slipped into their spuds.

    I quite like rice in spuds...


  • #29
    Gaillimh1976
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 738 ✭✭✭Gaillimh1976


    Wacker The Attacker wrote: »
    The chick from the local credit union that I want to bang

    The chick from the local post office that I want to bang

    The chick from work that I want to bang.

    They can leave when I've worked through every possible combination of threesome.

    Seeing as this is a fantasy


    How did it take 27 posts before someone came up with this ??


  • #30
    harry Bailey esq
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,814 ✭✭✭harry Bailey esq


    hunter s Thompson,Paul mcgrath and Leon trotsky


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  • #31
    MadsL
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,299 ✭✭✭✭MadsL


    michael.dublin wrote: »
    MadsL, give the wife the night off LOL

    Meh, how would we do the car keys in a bowl thing then?


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