Attcked in Street (public), What do you do?. [VOTES]

ARWRanger

Hey guys,

*This is a major discussion and helps to know each other more, there is no rule breaking here or even basic human forum rule breaking*.


So your walking along minding your own business and some guy comes up to you with a knife threatening you and telling you orders,etc.

What do you do?, vote + give your opinion below please.

note:
if the vote option is not available, then say what you would do below. but also pick a vote option

SV

You do whatever he tells you to do unless you can get away from the situation or 100% come out on top.

FamousSeamus

Well if he's got a knife I most def wouldn't try piss him off!! Is this during the day or night? During the day near a busy street I'd just run to where there's people and if its night I'd try the same (except maybe easier to lose him by hiding), otherwise I'd prob just give him what he wants cause it better than being stabbed!!

Artful_Badger

Disarm and subdue them Steven Seagal style.

ARWRanger

FamousSeamus wrote: »

Well if he's got a knife I most def wouldn't try piss him off!! Is this during the day or night? During the day near a busy street I'd just run to where there's people and if its night I'd try the same (except maybe easier to lose him by hiding), otherwise I'd prob just give him what he wants cause it better than being stabbed!!

Ok, the scumbag works out and is very fit. he runs x5 times faster than you.

MadsL

ARWRanger wrote: »

some guy comes up to you with a knife threatening you and telling you orders,etc.

What do you do?, vote please.

Say "Oui, Chef" and get back to work.

Crann na Beatha

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Frosty McSnowballs

Call a Ranger

ARWRanger

Would anyone really do the chicken option?.

If so, then we could get some trucks,some pitch forks and have us a good old fashion scum down.

biko

Kick him in the face.

SCOOP 64

i notice you have shoot him on the poll options,, so i have the option of having a gun, shot him dead. then get his prints on the gun.

Banjo String

ARWRanger wrote: »

*This is a major discussion and helps to know each other more, there is no rule breaking here or even basic human forum rule breaking*.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OrjmeGKoR1E

BBDBB

Id post it on boards from my phone ie hoping for a bit of advice before he stabbed me

Omackeral

We Amish do not believe in violence.

kupus

Piss on his leg and tell him its raining

ARWRanger

Phoenix wrote: »

Challenge him to dance off

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AjPau5QYtYs

Rhyme

I'd love to say that I would do something more heroic but I would certainly comply while looking for a way to get away or distract the attacker so I could get away.

A poster above hit the nail on the head though, getting to a crowd would be an ideal means to 'escape'.

MadsL

Is it a child? If so just hit him. Then post on boards for instant fame.

DellyBelly

I've done some martial art training so I'd be fairly confident I'd be able to take them down. Although hopefully I'll never have to be in that situation

ARWRanger

MadsL wrote: »

Is it a child? If so just hit him. Then post on boards for instant fame.

Nope, not a child.

hes a bigger man than you, and looks much stronger than you too.

Mr. G

Kick him in the knees and stomach really really really hard. Get him down on his knees.

Then shout as loud as you can and say he's just attacked and threatened you.

MadsL

ARWRanger wrote: »

Nope, not a child.

hes a bigger man than you, and looks much stronger than you too.

Are his teeth pointy or normal?

BillyMitchel

I'd ring a friend and that friend would be the guy from here that knocked a kid out after a knife was taken out.

Esoteric_

I'd assume it's a sexy kidnap fantasy being acted out in response to the ads I posted online, so I'd act meek and scared while secretly being aroused.

ARWRanger

Example:

==> 0:35

Banjo String

Has anyone called Trent?

He'd take no messing from this knife wielding maniac.

The One Who Knocks

MadsL wrote: »

Is it a child? If so just hit him. Then post on boards for instant fame.

"I've just punched a kid 2.0"

meathstevie

Call for an airstrike and if that fails text Chuck Norris...

WoollyRedHat

I'd just start singing this, and everything would be ok!

Hey, why was that done to the beat of the reggae song actually? Throughout all my childhood watching Hey Arthur, I never noticed that until now. Surely a more pressing issue than what's being discussed.

SCOOP 64

ARWRanger wrote: »

Example:

==> 0:35

Girl dancer pretty cool at 0.35sec,looks like shes just come down from the office.

michael999999

Throw my girlfriend at him!

greedygoblin

Are we allowed use our superpower?
If so, I'd use my invisibility cloak, grab the knife, and the shoe would be on the other foot, so to speak.

If not, call Chuck Norris.

ARWRanger

We must DEFEAT every scumbag in Ireland, drive them out.

DRIVE THEM OUT, every anti-social knacker scumbag needs to DYE.

sligojoek

Tell him if he doesn't f**k off you'll ring Joe Duffy.

SCOOP 64

ARWRanger wrote: »

We must DEFEAT every scumbag in Ireland, drive them out.

DRIVE THEM OUT, every anti-social knacker scumbag needs to DYE.

But there isn't any, every Mum and Dad will tell you that,
Nicest bloke you could meet,
Would not harm a soul,
Salt of the earth.

NuckingFacker

Is kicking their wrist, causing the knife to fly up in the air, catching it then plunging it into their chest a poll option? No? Shame.

ARWRanger

SCOOP 64 wrote: »

But there isn't any, every Mum and Dad will tell you that,
Nicest bloke you could meet,
Would not harm a sole,
Salt of the earth.

hhahahaha

ARWRanger

To defeat scum and drive them out , what items and equipment do you need?

Clandestine

I'd run for my f***ing life.

The guy has a knife, not a stick, and that thing is deadly. I'd rather get out of the situation asap, a knife fight is nothing like you seen in the films. Its not going to be him taking slow slashes at me, it'll be quick and frenzied and i won't have the time nor the means to defend myself properly.

DoozerT6

Being realistic for a minute, unless we have actually been in that situation, not ONE of us could say for definite what we would do - we might SAY 'I'd kick him in the nuts and stab him with the peak of his own scobie baseball cap' when in reality we might be unable to speak, wet ourselves, collapse in a heap on the ground, start crying and let him take whatever he wanted.

Of course nobody is going to admit to that here, are they

ARWRanger

http://www.rte.ie/radio1/liveline/ => Phone up Joe => Discuss about the amount of scum in Ireland => Last 7 days there have been a total of 6 stabbings by scummers,

The Guards also do not have permission to defeat the scum

Basil Fawlty

There is only one real solution:

ARWRanger

DoozerT6 wrote: »

Being realistic for a minute, unless we have actually been in that situation, not ONE of us could say for definite what we would do - we might SAY 'I'd kick him in the nuts and stab him with the peak of his own scobie baseball cap' when in reality we might be unable to speak, wet ourselves, collapse in a heap on the ground, start crying and let him take whatever he wanted.

Of course nobody is going to admit to that here, are they

Well, the thing is if this happens once or a couple of times to people with a good amount of class they will hunt them back down.... which is good, very good

OU812

Did it once http://m.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?p=81659720#post81659720

Wouldn't do it again.

B.A._Baracus

I'm late 20s and stupidly when growing up I thought being tough or hard meant being able to handle yourself and standing your ground. In reality it means finding a deadly weapon and trying to use it on someone. Be it a knife, bat, gun or whatever. Ideally attacking from behind too.

DoozerT6

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Wouldn't you just pity da fool??

B.A._Baracus

DoozerT6 wrote: »

Wouldn't you just pity da fool??

Quick someone give me a knife .. and would you be so kind to turn around :pac:

Fr_Dougal

I'd take out my Uzi sub machine gun and shoot them, but I'd do it in a civil manner...otherwise I'd end up banned...if you know what I mean OP? Eh, eh?

NuckingFacker

Anyone here been stabbed? I have, several times. It hurts. Someone pulled a knife on me when I was working as a doorman, they went to stab my stomach. I caught the blade, they pulled back and it cut off my thumb. That hurts. Others popped stanleys down my back when I wasn't looking. That also hurts. Another stuck one in my thigh and the blade broke off. That really hurts.

I now have a severe dislike for people who pull knives and endeavour where possible to impress upon them the error of their ways through pre-emptive action.

Generally speaking, if you are of average build, average fitness and average braveness, the absolutely hardest kick you can muster to the side of their nearest loadbearing knee is the most appropriate deterrent. Be as big as you like, if someone kicks your knee 6" sideways, you tend to lose interest in what you were doing and focus your attention on the fact your knee doesn't work anymore. You can then run like the clappers. They will probably have other concerns than pursuit. Or you can spend ages studying krav maga. Either or.

bazza1

Offer him counselling for his obviously deprived childhood! Turn the other cheek while he contacts his social worker and free legal aid. Support and nurture him while completing his conmmunity service!

Karl Stein

I'd dress up as a sexy rabbit, seduce him and while he was swooning I'd whack him over the head with a frying pan and then run like the clappers.