Attcked in Street (public), What do you do?. [VOTES]

ARWRanger · 23-09-2013 09:16PM #1

Hey guys,

*This is a major discussion and helps to know each other more, there is no rule breaking here or even basic human forum rule breaking*.

So your walking along minding your own business and some guy comes up to you with a knife threatening you and telling you orders,etc.

What do you do?, vote + give your opinion below please.

note:
if the vote option is not available, then say what you would do below. but also pick a vote option

SV · 23-09-2013 09:17PM

You do whatever he tells you to do unless you can get away from the situation or 100% come out on top.

FamousSeamus · 23-09-2013 09:19PM

Well if he's got a knife I most def wouldn't try piss him off!! Is this during the day or night? During the day near a busy street I'd just run to where there's people and if its night I'd try the same (except maybe easier to lose him by hiding), otherwise I'd prob just give him what he wants cause it better than being stabbed!!

Artful_Badger · 23-09-2013 09:20PM

Disarm and subdue them Steven Seagal style.

ARWRanger · 23-09-2013 09:20PM

FamousSeamus wrote: »

Well if he's got a knife I most def wouldn't try piss him off!! Is this during the day or night? During the day near a busy street I'd just run to where there's people and if its night I'd try the same (except maybe easier to lose him by hiding), otherwise I'd prob just give him what he wants cause it better than being stabbed!!

Ok, the scumbag works out and is very fit. he runs x5 times faster than you.

MadsL · 23-09-2013 09:20PM

ARWRanger wrote: »

some guy comes up to you with a knife threatening you and telling you orders,etc.

What do you do?, vote please.

Say "Oui, Chef" and get back to work.

Crann na Beatha · 23-09-2013 09:22PM

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Frosty McSnowballs · 23-09-2013 09:22PM

Call a Ranger

ARWRanger · 23-09-2013 09:23PM

Would anyone really do the chicken option?.

If so, then we could get some trucks,some pitch forks and have us a good old fashion scum down.

biko · 23-09-2013 09:23PM

Kick him in the face.

SCOOP 64 · 23-09-2013 09:23PM

i notice you have shoot him on the poll options,, so i have the option of having a gun, shot him dead. then get his prints on the gun.

Banjo String · 23-09-2013 09:23PM

ARWRanger wrote: »

*This is a major discussion and helps to know each other more, there is no rule breaking here or even basic human forum rule breaking*.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OrjmeGKoR1E

BBDBB · 23-09-2013 09:23PM

Id post it on boards from my phone ie hoping for a bit of advice before he stabbed me

23-09-2013 09:24PM

We Amish do not believe in violence.

kupus · 23-09-2013 09:24PM

Piss on his leg and tell him its raining

ARWRanger · 23-09-2013 09:25PM

Phoenix wrote: »

Challenge him to dance off

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AjPau5QYtYs

Rhyme · 23-09-2013 09:25PM

I'd love to say that I would do something more heroic but I would certainly comply while looking for a way to get away or distract the attacker so I could get away.

A poster above hit the nail on the head though, getting to a crowd would be an ideal means to 'escape'.

MadsL · 23-09-2013 09:25PM

Is it a child? If so just hit him. Then post on boards for instant fame.

DellyBelly · 23-09-2013 09:27PM

I've done some martial art training so I'd be fairly confident I'd be able to take them down. Although hopefully I'll never have to be in that situation

ARWRanger · 23-09-2013 09:27PM

MadsL wrote: »

Is it a child? If so just hit him. Then post on boards for instant fame.

Nope, not a child.

hes a bigger man than you, and looks much stronger than you too.

Mr. G · 23-09-2013 09:28PM

Kick him in the knees and stomach really really really hard. Get him down on his knees.

Then shout as loud as you can and say he's just attacked and threatened you.

MadsL · 23-09-2013 09:28PM

ARWRanger wrote: »

Nope, not a child.

hes a bigger man than you, and looks much stronger than you too.

Are his teeth pointy or normal?

BillyMitchel · 23-09-2013 09:29PM

I'd ring a friend and that friend would be the guy from here that knocked a kid out after a knife was taken out.

Esoteric_ · 23-09-2013 09:29PM

I'd assume it's a sexy kidnap fantasy being acted out in response to the ads I posted online, so I'd act meek and scared while secretly being aroused.

ARWRanger · 23-09-2013 09:30PM

Example:

==> 0:35

Banjo String · 23-09-2013 09:30PM

Has anyone called Trent?

He'd take no messing from this knife wielding maniac.

The One Who Knocks · 23-09-2013 09:31PM

MadsL wrote: »

Is it a child? If so just hit him. Then post on boards for instant fame.

"I've just punched a kid 2.0"

meathstevie · 23-09-2013 09:33PM

Call for an airstrike and if that fails text Chuck Norris...

WoollyRedHat · 23-09-2013 09:33PM

I'd just start singing this, and everything would be ok!

Hey, why was that done to the beat of the reggae song actually? Throughout all my childhood watching Hey Arthur, I never noticed that until now. Surely a more pressing issue than what's being discussed.

SCOOP 64 · 23-09-2013 09:38PM

ARWRanger wrote: »

Example:
==> 0:35

Girl dancer pretty cool at 0.35sec,looks like shes just come down from the office.

michael999999 · 23-09-2013 09:48PM

Throw my girlfriend at him!

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