Rich Tea biscuits

lukesmom

How many is too many? For dunking in your tea. I've just had 6

Flibbles

Digestives > Rich Tea.

The Backwards Man

Biscuits are the food of the devil.:mad: Spit!!

everlast75

lukesmom wrote: »

How many is too many? For dunking in your tea. I've just had 6

Depends on how many cups if tea you are having.

The trick is to reach the correct biscuit-tea ration. Too many biscuits = you have to have more tea. Too much tea = you have to have more biscuits...

castletownman

Hob Nobs

Mr Benevolent

The Backwards Man wrote: »

Biscuits are the food of the devil.:mad: Spit!!

Iconoclast! Burn the heretic!

I'm not a fan of Rich Tea, but dark chocolate digestives are good.

qo2cj1dsne8y4k

What's that game where you jerk off on the biscuit and the loser has to eat it

Sir Digby Chicken Caesar

while we're on the topic of rich tea biscuits

rich tea biscuits with butter > rich tea biscuits without butter

discuss

Sir Digby Chicken Caesar

LexieOnRale wrote: »

What's that game where you jerk off on the biscuit and the loser has to eat it

democracy

SEPT 23 1989

If you leave it in too long it falls off

BNMC

The most boring, unimaginative and dullest biscuit of the biscuit world.

Brego888

LexieOnRale wrote: »

What's that game where you jerk off on the biscuit and the loser has to eat it

Soggy biscuit

lkionm

LexieOnRale wrote: »

What's that game where you jerk off on the biscuit and the loser has to eat it

Soggy biscuit


Definitely an urban legend

Sauve

Anybody who dunks a biscuit into anything should be taken out and shot with pellets of their own shyte.

What are ye at wetting biscuits?
Dirty feckers :mad:

lukesmom

everlast75 wrote: »

Depends on how many cups if tea you are having.

The trick is to reach the correct biscuit-tea ration. Too many biscuits = you have to have more tea. Too much tea = you have to have more biscuits...

So true. I managed to keep the ratio in tact the whole time. However I did sip the tea every minute and a half.

SEPT 23 1989

Sauve wrote: »

Anybody who dunks a biscuit into anything should be taken out and shot with pellets of their own shyte.

What are ye at wetting biscuits?
Dirty feckers :mad:

goes down easier when its wet

The Backwards Man

Mr Benevolent wrote: »

Get out of my country.

Biscuits are full of sugar, salt, E-numbers, saturated fat and every other unhealthy thing under the sun. They are worse than cigarettes, alcohol, heroin and asbestos combined. Seriously folks, ditch the biscuits.

ctrl-alt-delete

Did I just imagine chocolate rich tea? They did/do exist?

Lawrence1895

Shortbread ftw *drools*

Nemeses

The Backwards Man wrote: »

Biscuits are full of sugar, salt, E-numbers, saturated fat and every other unhealthy thing under the sun. They are worse than cigarettes, alcohol, heroin and asbestos combined. Seriously folks, ditch the biscuits.

Ah go away you health freak!

Banjo String

BNMC wrote: »

The most boring, unimaginative and dullest biscuit of the biscuit world.

Spread a big dollop of butter on em. Real butter. Nom Nom Nom

Sir Digby Chicken Caesar

Chocolate rich tea do exist and are tasty
Hobnobs are nice but so thirst-inducing

Sir Digby Chicken Caesar wrote: »

while we're on the topic of rich tea biscuits

rich tea biscuits with butter > rich tea biscuits without butter

discuss

What's EVEN nicer is digestives with butter

The Backwards Man

The Backwards Man wrote: »

Biscuits are full of sugar, salt, E-numbers, saturated fat and every other unhealthy thing under the sun. They are worse than cigarettes, alcohol, heroin and asbestos combined. Seriously folks, ditch the biscuits.

Crisps are ok though yeh?

The Backwards Man

Deleted User wrote: »

Crisps are ok though yeh?

If by crisp you mean a crispy head of lettuce then yeah, perfect.:)

Rasheed

Sir Digby Chicken Caesar wrote: »

while we're on the topic of rich tea biscuits

rich tea biscuits with butter > rich tea biscuits without butter

discuss

Rich tea with butter AND ham. Lovely.

The Backwards Man

The Backwards Man wrote: »

If by crisp you mean a crispy head of lettuce then yeah, perfect.:)

No, crisps, as in those nice things you stole on your stepmother.

SEPT 23 1989

Rasheed wrote: »

Rich tea with butter AND ham. Lovely.

very continental,have you traveled?

Rich tea or digestives with ice cream. YUM.

The Backwards Man

Deleted User wrote: »

No, crisps, as in those nice things you stole on your stepmother.

Na, they're bad for you too.





And she's not my stepmother, OK?

*huffs out of thread*

Sir Digby Chicken Caesar

bluewolf wrote: »

Chocolate rich tea do exist and are tasty

there's some brand of biscuits that are even skinnier/crispier than rich tea that have dark chocolate coating on one side

by thors hammer they're delicious

Irlandczyk

Nemeses wrote: »

Ah go away you health freak!

I'd consider myself a fairly healthy guy with a decent diet and plenty of exercise... but even I enjoy a good biscuit from time to all the time! I'm gonna have to call sarcasm on that guy's post. :eek:

Merkin

If you dunk six biscuits in your tea surely the bottom of your cup is just a vom-fest of soggy biscuit residue?

martingriff

The Backwards Man wrote: »

Biscuits are full of sugar, salt, E-numbers, saturated fat and every other unhealthy thing under the sun. They are worse than cigarettes, alcohol, heroin and asbestos combined. Seriously folks, ditch the biscuits.

Made some sense up to the bold bit but then you went off your head. Take a nice break relax with a cup of tea and a nice biscuit.

My favourite are Oreo's or Maryland chocolate chips.

Nemeses

Irlandczyk wrote: »

I'd consider myself a fairly healthy guy with a decent diet and plenty of exercise... but even I enjoy a good biscuit from time to all the time! I'm gonna have to call sarcasm on that guy's post. :eek:

TBM likes to play games..


So do I

RikkFlair

Is it tea you're looking for?

The Backwards Man

Nemeses wrote: »

TBM likes to play games..


So do I

We'll have to have a go at that soggy biscuit game I saw mentioned earlier.:D

lukesmom

The trick is to stick it in and leave it in for a little while. When you take it out you can lick it or softly nuzzle at it but not too hard. Then swallow. That's how I've always done it anyway. So addictive too.

Plazaman

Hate when the cup is too small to get the entire width of the biscuit into it. Then you have to nibble pieces off it like an animal until it fits.

Nemeses

The Backwards Man wrote: »

We'll have to have a go at that soggy biscuit game I saw mentioned earlier.:D

I'm pro at that..

You've nothing on me.

Hmm not what I had in mind..

Nemeses

Nemeses wrote: »

I'm pro at that..

You've nothing on me.

You know winning the biscuit isn't really winning, right?

Nemeses

Deleted User wrote: »

You know winning the biscuit isn't really winning, right?

Thus, this is why I do not compete no more.

DominoDub

To go along with one's cup of tea all that is required is:

Two Rich Tea's with nice lump of Nutella spread between them Perfection:D

Penny Dreadful

Rich Tea biscuits are my favourite!

Granted I don't really like biscuits but I love love love to drink tea and as a treat (when deserved) I have a nice sit down at 9pm, watch the news have tea and 3 Rich Teas to dunk!
Delightful:D

GorillaRising

I challenge anyone to make a pot of tea, crack open a box of Cadbury's chocolate fingers and not eat them all in one sitting!

Edit: remember Fox's Classics? They were unreal.

DominoDub

DominoDub wrote: »

To go along with one's cup of tea all that is required is:

Two Rich Tea's with nice lump of Nutella spread between them Perfection:D

Feck sake now I have to go and buy nutella

pajor

Dunked Café Noirs in my tea at my granny's house recently. Recommended.

GorillaRising

lukesmom wrote: »

The trick is to stick it in and leave it in for a little while. When you take it out you can lick it or softly nuzzle at it but not too hard. Then swallow. That's how I've always done it anyway. So addictive too.

Yeah I'm really not thinking about you eating biscuits.

Legs.Eleven

Sir Digby Chicken Caesar wrote: »

while we're on the topic of rich tea biscuits

rich tea biscuits with butter > rich tea biscuits without butter

discuss

*Gag reflex activated* bluegh!


I remember as child sitting in my granny's in Artane force-feeding myself buttered rich out of politeness. Big thick layer of it. Butter should go on savoury food exclusively.



(Yes yes, I know cakes are made with butter, right? Shut it!:mad:)

Nemeses

GorillaRising wrote: »

I challenge anyone to make a pot of tea, crack open a box of Cadbury's chocolate fingers and not eat them all in one sitting!

Edit: remember Fox's Classics? They were unreal.

I did that once..

I became fat..

lukesmom

Just ate the last 5 bringing the total to 11

GorillaRising

Nemeses wrote: »

I did that once..

I became fat..

Once!?! :eek:

I became fat back in the day after a f*ck done of Fox's bickies. I regretted nothing.