Rich Tea biscuits

Merkin · 06-09-2013 01:58PM

If you dunk six biscuits in your tea surely the bottom of your cup is just a vom-fest of soggy biscuit residue?

martingriff · 06-09-2013 02:00PM

The Backwards Man wrote: »

Biscuits are full of sugar, salt, E-numbers, saturated fat and every other unhealthy thing under the sun. They are worse than cigarettes, alcohol, heroin and asbestos combined. Seriously folks, ditch the biscuits.

Made some sense up to the bold bit but then you went off your head. Take a nice break relax with a cup of tea and a nice biscuit.

My favourite are Oreo's or Maryland chocolate chips.

Nemeses · 06-09-2013 02:01PM

Irlandczyk wrote: »

I'd consider myself a fairly healthy guy with a decent diet and plenty of exercise... but even I enjoy a good biscuit from time to all the time! I'm gonna have to call sarcasm on that guy's post. :eek:

TBM likes to play games..

So do I

RikkFlair · 06-09-2013 02:01PM

Is it tea you're looking for?

The Backwards Man · 06-09-2013 02:02PM

Nemeses wrote: »

TBM likes to play games..

So do I

We'll have to have a go at that soggy biscuit game I saw mentioned earlier.:D

lukesmom · 06-09-2013 02:10PM

The trick is to stick it in and leave it in for a little while. When you take it out you can lick it or softly nuzzle at it but not too hard. Then swallow. That's how I've always done it anyway. So addictive too.

Plazaman · 06-09-2013 02:17PM

Hate when the cup is too small to get the entire width of the biscuit into it. Then you have to nibble pieces off it like an animal until it fits.

Nemeses · 06-09-2013 02:19PM

The Backwards Man wrote: »

We'll have to have a go at that soggy biscuit game I saw mentioned earlier.:D

I'm pro at that..

You've nothing on me.

Hmm not what I had in mind..

06-09-2013 02:21PM

Nemeses wrote: »

I'm pro at that..

You've nothing on me.

You know winning the biscuit isn't really winning, right?

Nemeses · 06-09-2013 02:21PM

Deleted User wrote: »

You know winning the biscuit isn't really winning, right?

Thus, this is why I do not compete no more.

DominoDub · 06-09-2013 02:26PM

To go along with one's cup of tea all that is required is:

Two Rich Tea's with nice lump of Nutella spread between them Perfection:D

Penny Dreadful · 06-09-2013 02:28PM

Rich Tea biscuits are my favourite!

Granted I don't really like biscuits but I love love love to drink tea and as a treat (when deserved) I have a nice sit down at 9pm, watch the news have tea and 3 Rich Teas to dunk!
Delightful:D

GorillaRising · 06-09-2013 02:31PM

I challenge anyone to make a pot of tea, crack open a box of Cadbury's chocolate fingers and not eat them all in one sitting!

Edit: remember Fox's Classics? They were unreal.

06-09-2013 02:37PM

DominoDub wrote: »

To go along with one's cup of tea all that is required is:

Two Rich Tea's with nice lump of Nutella spread between them Perfection:D

Feck sake now I have to go and buy nutella

pajor · 06-09-2013 02:46PM

Dunked Café Noirs in my tea at my granny's house recently. Recommended.

GorillaRising · 06-09-2013 02:49PM

lukesmom wrote: »

The trick is to stick it in and leave it in for a little while. When you take it out you can lick it or softly nuzzle at it but not too hard. Then swallow. That's how I've always done it anyway. So addictive too.

Yeah I'm really not thinking about you eating biscuits.

Legs.Eleven · 06-09-2013 02:49PM

Sir Digby Chicken Caesar wrote: »

while we're on the topic of rich tea biscuits

rich tea biscuits with butter > rich tea biscuits without butter

discuss

*Gag reflex activated* bluegh!

I remember as child sitting in my granny's in Artane force-feeding myself buttered rich out of politeness. Big thick layer of it. Butter should go on savoury food exclusively.

(Yes yes, I know cakes are made with butter, right? Shut it!:mad:)

Nemeses · 06-09-2013 03:26PM

GorillaRising wrote: »

I challenge anyone to make a pot of tea, crack open a box of Cadbury's chocolate fingers and not eat them all in one sitting!

Edit: remember Fox's Classics? They were unreal.

I did that once..

I became fat..

lukesmom · 06-09-2013 03:36PM

Just ate the last 5 bringing the total to 11

GorillaRising · 06-09-2013 03:37PM

Nemeses wrote: »

I did that once..

I became fat..

Once!?! :eek:

I became fat back in the day after a f*ck done of Fox's bickies. I regretted nothing.

Nemeses · 06-09-2013 03:42PM

GorillaRising wrote: »

Once!?! :eek:

I became fat back in the day after a f*ck done of Fox's bickies. I regretted nothing.

Just that one time.

I've remained fairly round since.

I blame the biscuits..

fartman · 06-09-2013 03:43PM

custard creams are the best with tea ,galaxy bar with coffee ah feck ye now need to go shopping for some goodies lol

Gulliver · 06-09-2013 03:43PM

Why has nobody mentioned thick tea???

All the nostalgia of a Liga biscuit with none of the disapproving looks from the mother of the child you just stole it from.

DominoDub · 06-09-2013 03:52PM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vQ5V_vH7PwQ

1 Dips :P

trickymicky · 06-09-2013 03:53PM

Merkin wrote: »

If you dunk six biscuits in your tea surely the bottom of your cup is just a vom-fest of soggy biscuit residue?

Maybe its just me but i love the soggy biscuit residue at the of the tea:D

MadYaker · 06-09-2013 03:55PM

Rich Tea biscuits and tea are both disgusting.

Gulliver · 06-09-2013 04:04PM

I once saw an old lady dunk two rich tea stuck together with a thick layer of butter.

We're talking pro-level dunkage here, playa!

Sir Digby Chicken Caesar · 06-09-2013 04:06PM

im planning on having dinner in an hour or two but im seriously tempted to just go out and buy a load of rich tea and butter and pig the **** out

lukesmom · 06-09-2013 04:15PM

Sir Digby Chicken Caesar wrote: »

im planning on having dinner in an hour or two but im seriously tempted to just go out and buy a load of rich tea and butter and pig the **** out

Do it's quite an underrated treat in my opinion. The lidl and aldi ones are just as good too. At 37 calories a pop you can afford to go a bit mad with them

r3nu4l · 06-09-2013 04:21PM

BNMC wrote: »

The most boring, unimaginative and dullest biscuit of the biscuit world.

...until it's dipped in tea wherupon it becomes a taste sensation!

Plazaman wrote: »

Hate when the cup is too small to get the entire width of the biscuit into it. Then you have to nibble pieces off it like an animal until it fits.

I hate having to do that. The quick fix here is to break the biscuit in half before dipping. The proper fix however is to bring a pack of rich tea when you go mug shopping, doesn't look strange at all to do some practice dips. I've had knowing nods from other mug shoppers in my time whilst doing this.

If someone gives you a mug as a present you need to ask for the receipt.

As for rich tea with butter!! :mad:

Rich Tea biscuits

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