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Rich Tea biscuits

  • 06-09-2013 01:30PM
    #1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,401 ✭✭✭lukesmom


    How many is too many? For dunking in your tea. I've just had 6


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 724 ✭✭✭Flibbles


    Digestives > Rich Tea.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 18,299 ✭✭✭✭The Backwards Man


    Biscuits are the food of the devil.:mad: Spit!!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 23,044 ✭✭✭✭everlast75


    lukesmom wrote: »
    How many is too many? For dunking in your tea. I've just had 6

    Depends on how many cups if tea you are having.

    The trick is to reach the correct biscuit-tea ration. Too many biscuits = you have to have more tea. Too much tea = you have to have more biscuits...

    Elect a clown... Expect a circus



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,262 ✭✭✭✭castletownman


    Hob Nobs


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,433 ✭✭✭✭Mr Benevolent


    Biscuits are the food of the devil.:mad: Spit!!

    Iconoclast! Burn the heretic!

    I'm not a fan of Rich Tea, but dark chocolate digestives are good.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 23,646 ✭✭✭✭qo2cj1dsne8y4k


    What's that game where you jerk off on the biscuit and the loser has to eat it


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 23,554 ✭✭✭✭Sir Digby Chicken Caesar


    while we're on the topic of rich tea biscuits

    rich tea biscuits with butter > rich tea biscuits without butter

    discuss


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 23,554 ✭✭✭✭Sir Digby Chicken Caesar


    What's that game where you jerk off on the biscuit and the loser has to eat it

    democracy


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 43,038 ✭✭✭✭SEPT 23 1989


    If you leave it in too long it falls off


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,231 ✭✭✭BNMC


    The most boring, unimaginative and dullest biscuit of the biscuit world.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,330 ✭✭✭Brego888


    What's that game where you jerk off on the biscuit and the loser has to eat it

    Soggy biscuit


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,407 ✭✭✭lkionm


    What's that game where you jerk off on the biscuit and the loser has to eat it

    Soggy biscuit


    Definitely an urban legend


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,646 ✭✭✭✭Sauve


    Anybody who dunks a biscuit into anything should be taken out and shot with pellets of their own shyte.

    What are ye at wetting biscuits?
    Dirty feckers :mad:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,401 ✭✭✭lukesmom


    everlast75 wrote: »
    Depends on how many cups if tea you are having.

    The trick is to reach the correct biscuit-tea ration. Too many biscuits = you have to have more tea. Too much tea = you have to have more biscuits...

    So true. I managed to keep the ratio in tact the whole time. However I did sip the tea every minute and a half.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 43,038 ✭✭✭✭SEPT 23 1989


    Sauve wrote: »
    Anybody who dunks a biscuit into anything should be taken out and shot with pellets of their own shyte.

    What are ye at wetting biscuits?
    Dirty feckers :mad:

    goes down easier when its wet


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 18,299 ✭✭✭✭The Backwards Man


    Get out of my country.
    Biscuits are full of sugar, salt, E-numbers, saturated fat and every other unhealthy thing under the sun. They are worse than cigarettes, alcohol, heroin and asbestos combined. Seriously folks, ditch the biscuits.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 16,523 ✭✭✭✭ctrl-alt-delete


    Did I just imagine chocolate rich tea? They did/do exist?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,627 ✭✭✭Lawrence1895


    Shortbread ftw *drools*


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,829 ✭✭✭Nemeses


    Biscuits are full of sugar, salt, E-numbers, saturated fat and every other unhealthy thing under the sun. They are worse than cigarettes, alcohol, heroin and asbestos combined. Seriously folks, ditch the biscuits.

    Ah go away you health freak!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 14,380 ✭✭✭✭Banjo String


    BNMC wrote: »
    The most boring, unimaginative and dullest biscuit of the biscuit world.

    Spread a big dollop of butter on em. Real butter. Nom Nom Nom


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  • Posts: 81,308 CMod ✭✭✭✭ Mohammed Crashing Scumbag


    Chocolate rich tea do exist and are tasty
    Hobnobs are nice but so thirst-inducing
    while we're on the topic of rich tea biscuits

    rich tea biscuits with butter > rich tea biscuits without butter

    discuss
    What's EVEN nicer is digestives with butter


  • Posts: 53,068 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Biscuits are full of sugar, salt, E-numbers, saturated fat and every other unhealthy thing under the sun. They are worse than cigarettes, alcohol, heroin and asbestos combined. Seriously folks, ditch the biscuits.

    Crisps are ok though yeh?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 18,299 ✭✭✭✭The Backwards Man


    Crisps are ok though yeh?
    If by crisp you mean a crispy head of lettuce then yeah, perfect.:)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,117 ✭✭✭Rasheed


    while we're on the topic of rich tea biscuits

    rich tea biscuits with butter > rich tea biscuits without butter

    discuss

    Rich tea with butter AND ham. Lovely.


  • Posts: 53,068 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    If by crisp you mean a crispy head of lettuce then yeah, perfect.:)

    No, crisps, as in those nice things you stole on your stepmother.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 43,038 ✭✭✭✭SEPT 23 1989


    Rasheed wrote: »
    Rich tea with butter AND ham. Lovely.

    very continental,have you traveled?


  • Posts: 53,068 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Rich tea or digestives with ice cream. YUM.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 18,299 ✭✭✭✭The Backwards Man


    No, crisps, as in those nice things you stole on your stepmother.
    Na, they're bad for you too.





    And she's not my stepmother, OK?

    *huffs out of thread*


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 23,554 ✭✭✭✭Sir Digby Chicken Caesar


    bluewolf wrote: »
    Chocolate rich tea do exist and are tasty



    there's some brand of biscuits that are even skinnier/crispier than rich tea that have dark chocolate coating on one side

    by thors hammer they're delicious


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 911 ✭✭✭Irlandczyk


    Nemeses wrote: »
    Ah go away you health freak!

    I'd consider myself a fairly healthy guy with a decent diet and plenty of exercise... but even I enjoy a good biscuit from time to all the time! I'm gonna have to call sarcasm on that guy's post. :eek:


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