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The NoFap Challenge

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  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 23,555 ✭✭✭✭Sir Digby Chicken Caesar


    is drinking water an addiction?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,076 ✭✭✭Eathrin


    Is fapping a need or a want? Not the same as water.


  • Site Banned Posts: 15 GGG500


    is drinking water an addiction?

    No, it's not. The thirst for water and quenching of that thirst does not result in the chemical processes in the brain inherent in addiction.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,656 ✭✭✭C14N


    is drinking water an addiction?

    Do you literally die if you don't fap for a month?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,272 ✭✭✭Barna77


    Day 6.
    Saturday morning lay in was danger zone..... But still going on.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,076 ✭✭✭Eathrin


    I'm on week 10 but I think about it a lot now. It's not easy anymore. Furthermore I have a date coming up and I'm in two minds about fapping beforehand :/


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,301 ✭✭✭Daveysil15


    GGG500 wrote: »
    I disagree, it's an addiction, of course people will be disappointed if they fail.

    It's not exactly the same as coming off heroin though is it? Heroin is bad for you, the odd fap isn't.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,301 ✭✭✭Daveysil15


    Did you see the channel 4 documentary on addiction to masturbation?

    I'm not talking about addiction, I'm talking about the occasional fap.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,147 ✭✭✭PizzamanIRL


    Eathrin wrote: »
    I'm on week 10 but I think about it a lot now. It's not easy anymore. Furthermore I have a date coming up and I'm in two minds about fapping beforehand :/

    Keep it up man. Sorry for the pun ;)

    Don't waste 10 weeks for a few seconds of pleasure and relief.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,076 ✭✭✭Eathrin


    Keep it up man. Sorry for the pun ;)

    Don't waste 10 weeks for a few seconds of pleasure and relief.

    Thanks, I need posts like this!


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,301 ✭✭✭Daveysil15


    Eathrin wrote: »
    I'm on week 10 but I think about it a lot now. It's not easy anymore. Furthermore I have a date coming up and I'm in two minds about fapping beforehand :/

    If she wants to have sex with you she better be prepared. ;)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,076 ✭✭✭Eathrin


    Daveysil15 wrote: »
    If she wants to have sex with you she better be prepared. ;)

    I'm terribly afraid of the velocity it may fire at.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,301 ✭✭✭Daveysil15


    Eathrin wrote: »
    I'm terribly afraid of the velocity it may fire at.

    I'd be more concerned about pre-mature ejaculation tbh.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,076 ✭✭✭Eathrin


    Daveysil15 wrote: »
    I'd be more concerned about pre-mature ejaculation tbh.

    Which brings me back to my dilemma about whether or not I should 'prepare' myself in advance..


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,225 ✭✭✭snausages


    I once read a horror story of a guy who's cum was all yellow and rotten because he 'waited' too long. :eek:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,301 ✭✭✭Daveysil15


    Eathrin wrote: »
    Which brings me back to my dilemma about whether or not I should 'prepare' myself in advance..

    That always reminds me of the scene in 'There's Something About Mary' where Ben Stiller's character is advised by his friend to fap before his date so he won't be thinking about sex as much.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,301 ✭✭✭Daveysil15


    snausages wrote: »
    I once read a horror story of a guy who's cum was all yellow and rotten because he 'waited' too long. :eek:

    Are you sure it wasn't just smegma?


  • Posts: 0 [Deleted User]


    I shall be celebrating my 4th fapless week tomorrow.

    Going to treat myself to a hooker to celebrate.

    Don't know if this is failing the challenge but I can't go on indefinitely with no end in sight, I need some relief at this stage.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,956 ✭✭✭Doc Ruby


    What circumcision and cornflakes failed to do, the internet has achieved.

    Is there anything the internet can't do?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,301 ✭✭✭Daveysil15


    I shall be celebrating my 4th fapless week tomorrow.

    Going to treat myself to a hooker to celebrate.

    Don't know if this is failing the challenge but I can't go on indefinitely with no end in sight, I need some relief at this stage.

    Make sure you get one that does all the extras. Just imagine the facial you could give her.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,076 ✭✭✭Eathrin


    Cornflakes?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,956 ✭✭✭Doc Ruby


    Eathrin wrote: »
    Cornflakes?
    Yeah apparently mister kellogg was a bit of a nut about interfering with himself. Reckoned his formula for cornflakes would stop the youth choking their purple headed love bisons.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,301 ✭✭✭Daveysil15


    Doc Ruby wrote: »
    Yeah apparently mister kellogg was a bit of a nut about interfering with himself. Reckoned his formula for cornflakes would stop the youth choking their purple headed love bisons.

    Does that mean he did or didn't do it?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,956 ✭✭✭Doc Ruby


    Daveysil15 wrote: »
    Does that mean he did or didn't do it?
    By all accounts he never even consummated his marriage, so yeah, chronic. One side of the coffin must have been bigger than the other.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,076 ✭✭✭Eathrin


    As long as they don't give me ED!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,147 ✭✭✭✭Gael23


    snausages wrote: »
    I once read a horror story of a guy who's cum was all yellow and rotten because he 'waited' too long. :eek:

    Someone needs to go to an STI Clinic:)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,351 ✭✭✭NegativeCreep


    Eathrin wrote: »
    I'm terribly afraid of the velocity it may fire at.

    During the date, if things seem to be going really well, nip to the Jacks for a tactical ****. Then you cam perform normally with her.


  • Posts: 0 [Deleted User]


    Going to treat myself to a hooker to celebrate.

    Well, with that out of the way I'm getting back on the wagon for more existence sans fap.

    I had one hell of a time with that hooker though, I even told her about the No Fap Challenge and how i'd spent the last 4 weeks bottled up inside.

    She described my lad as being a "ticking timebomb" which was so true. I mean, as soon as she opened the door I was already hard.

    The orgasm was sensational.

    OK, now time to grit my teeth and get back to the mundane struggle that is my life.....


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,301 ✭✭✭Daveysil15


    Well, with that out of the way I'm getting back on the wagon for more existence sans fap.

    I had one hell of a time with that hooker though, I even told her about the No Fap Challenge and how i'd spent the last 4 weeks bottled up inside.

    She described my lad as being a "ticking timebomb" which was so true. I mean, as soon as she opened the door I was already hard.

    The orgasm was sensational.

    OK, now time to grit my teeth and get back to the mundane struggle that is my life.....

    Was she hot? Was the hooker a looker? :D


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,272 ✭✭✭Barna77


    It's two weeks for me now. Never before I've lasted so long.
    There was some days that it was hard to fight the urge for it. But feeling quite calm now, so to speak.
    But I haven't noticed any of the benefits though.


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