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Do you get embarrassed if someone asks if you masturbate?

  • 24-07-2013 1:01pm
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    Site Banned Posts: 19


    I was watching Geordie shore last night and the girls got all coy and embarrassed when asked if they masturbate. To me that is crazy, it would be like asking me if I drink water, it's nothing to get embarrassed about. So are you one of these people who gets embarrassed?


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,785 ✭✭✭Ihatecuddles-old


    Nope. Stop watching that muck though!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 18,299 ✭✭✭✭The Backwards Man


    I'm a proud wanker.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,272 ✭✭✭bazza1


    Only when asked from the pulpit last Sunday! :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,839 ✭✭✭✭padd b1975


    Knocking one out right at this moment.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,391 ✭✭✭fro9etb8j5qsl2


    No, and I'm a woman. I think it has a lot to do with the sexual attitudes you were raised with. The ironic part is that the Geordie Shore girls are embarrassed about talking about masturbation yet they let all of their many sexcapades play out openly on international tv without a second thought :rolleyes:


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,785 ✭✭✭Ihatecuddles-old


    Is there anyone in the world who doesn't?? I'm recently single, I do it every night!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,641 ✭✭✭Teyla Emmagan


    I don't find it's an issue generally?!?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,678 ✭✭✭Crooked Jack


    Das Kissen wrote: »
    I was watching Geordie shore last night and the girls got all coy and embarrassed when asked if they masturbate. To me that is crazy, it would be like asking me if I drink water, it's nothing to get embarrassed about. So are you one of these people who gets embarrassed?

    I dont believe you. Stick up a picture to prove it.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,678 ✭✭✭Crooked Jack


    Is there anyone in the world who doesn't?? I'm recently single, I do it every night!

    Yup, I went out with a girl who had never, did not and probably will never do it.
    I couldnt understand it either


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,910 ✭✭✭✭28064212


    If I watched Geordie Shore, I'd be a lot more embarrassed about that

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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,396 ✭✭✭Frosty McSnowballs


    No but I get annoyed when they ask me stop!


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 817 ✭✭✭audman


    Is there anyone in the world who doesn't?? I'm recently single, I do it every night!

    PM sent x


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,900 ✭✭✭General General


    I've got embarrassed a few times when someone has asked: ...sorry, are you masturbating?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,371 ✭✭✭john_cappa


    Yup, I went out with a girl who had never, did not and probably will never do it.
    I couldnt understand it either

    Bet she told you she had only slept with one other guy before and lost her virginity at 19.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,039 ✭✭✭✭Kintarō Hattori


    Das Kissen wrote: »
    I was watching Geordie shore last night and the girls got all coy and embarrassed when asked if they masturbate. To me that is crazy, it would be like asking me if I drink water, it's nothing to get embarrassed about. So are you one of these people who gets embarrassed?

    Do you believe it is ethical to wear these items considering they are deceiptful?

    Personally I have no problem with it even if it is one's intention to deceive a potential mate. It's part of the game of life if you ask me. What are your opinions?

    http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=2056999235

    Wait..... what? You might be something of an enigma OP.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,737 ✭✭✭✭kylith


    I'd probably blush if asked, but not lie about the fact that I do.

    Crooked Jack; I don't remember starting to masturbate until my mid 20s. It might sound odd, but it just never occurred to me to do it.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,812 ✭✭✭✭sbsquarepants


    Not embarrassed in the slightest.
    My name is sbsquarepants and i am a wankaholic.:D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 13,925 ✭✭✭✭anncoates


    I love telling people about how much I crack off as part of the global Anti-Prude campaign I wage from the box room of my ma's house.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,473 ✭✭✭Wacker The Attacker


    You cant beat a powerful ****.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 32 grendal


    who would dare ask such a thing ?

    why would they want to know


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,812 ✭✭✭✭sbsquarepants


    Yup, I went out with a girl who had never, did not and probably will never do it.
    I couldnt understand it either

    Not everyone does - i know one girl in her mid 30's who never has and probably never will, she's just not interested. Can't imagine that i'd know any blokes who don't though!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,812 ✭✭✭✭sbsquarepants


    grendal wrote: »
    who would dare ask such a thing ?

    why would they want to know

    Me.
    Do you?:)


  • Moderators, Category Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 14,321 CMod ✭✭✭✭The Master


    Not everyone does - i know one girl in her mid 30's who never has and probably never will, she's just not interested. Can't imagine that i'd know any blokes who don't though!

    There's 2 types of people in this world
    People who masturbate and liars


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,718 ✭✭✭johnayo


    Not everyone does - i know one girl in her mid 30's who never has and probably never will, she's just not interested. Can't imagine that i'd know any blokes who don't though!

    That's what she is telling you.:eek:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 18,299 ✭✭✭✭The Backwards Man


    The Master wrote: »
    There's 2 types of people in this world
    People who masturbate and liars
    What about people with no arms?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 81,220 ✭✭✭✭biko


    Das Kissen wrote: »
    I was watching Geordie shore last night and the girls got all coy and embarrassed when asked if they masturbate. To me that is crazy, it would be like asking me if I drink water, it's nothing to get embarrassed about. So are you one of these people who gets embarrassed?
    You didn't answer your own question, so do you masturbate?
    How often? With what implements?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,396 ✭✭✭Frosty McSnowballs


    What about people with no arms?

    Robowank


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,272 ✭✭✭bazza1


    Who needs women with a wrist like this?



    I do...:D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,495 ✭✭✭✭eviltwin


    I have female friends in their 30's who don't and who think its disgusting in fact. They would be the kind of women who would be upset to find their partners ****, they would feel they weren't enough for him. It is seen as dirty unfortunately even though its a normal part of sexual exploration.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,569 ✭✭✭Hoop66


    My doctor asked me just the other day.

    "You'll have to stop maturbating", he said. "Why?", I asked.
    "The other patients are complaining".


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 10,250 ✭✭✭✭bumper234


    I'm **** right now:o

    I'm kidding i'm kidding!!!!!!:D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,910 ✭✭✭OneArt


    eviltwin wrote: »
    I have female friends in their 30's who don't and who think its disgusting in fact. They would be the kind of women who would be upset to find their partners ****, they would feel they weren't enough for him. It is seen as dirty unfortunately even though its a normal part of sexual exploration.

    To be fair they've probably had the odd fiddle but never really dedicated themselves to it. I mean, how could you not?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,406 ✭✭✭Pompey Magnus


    I wouldn't get embarrassed, I just would be no more inclined to tell them than I would be if they asked how much saving I have or how much I earn each week.

    If it was for a very good reason then fine, if it was idle chit chat then no I wouldn't say, but not because of embarrassment.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 182 ✭✭justforlaugh


    if someone asks me if you masturbate I just repay back well do you masturbate? If they say no THEN they a liar!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 182 ✭✭justforlaugh


    woman masturbate more than men do


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,758 ✭✭✭✭TeddyTedson


    This is something that really turns me bright red I have to admit.
    I remember being in school alone with brother Flynn and I was receiving confession and had listed off a few sins when he asked me if I masturbated a lot. He wanted lots of details which made the whole thing worse. Then again I was only 13 at the time so I might not get as embarrassed about it now.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 32 grendal


    I was 24 the first time I did it

    lost my virginity at 21 btw


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,824 ✭✭✭floggg


    I think I'd rather be known of as a wanker than thought of us some sort of weird prude how didn't engage.


  • Site Banned Posts: 19 Das Kissen


    biko wrote: »
    You didn't answer your own question, so do you masturbate?
    How often? With what implements?

    Yes, with my hands mostly.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 712 ✭✭✭SweepTheLeg


    This is something that really turns me bright red I have to admit.
    I remember being in school alone with brother Flynn and I was receiving confession and had listed off a few sins when he asked me if I masturbated a lot. He wanted lots of details which made the whole thing worse. Then again I was only 13 at the time so I might not get as embarrassed about it now.

    So the Priest was asking for all the details on a 13yr olds **** habits? Sounds like a good man.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24,719 ✭✭✭✭Larbre34


    Its not so much the embarrassing question of if I do it, but rather how I do it..


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,620 ✭✭✭Heroditas


    So the Priest was asking for all the details on a 13yr olds **** habits? Sounds like a good man.


    He probably had a good old fiddle with himself afterwards.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,812 ✭✭✭✭sbsquarepants


    The Master wrote: »
    There's 2 types of people in this world
    People who masturbate and liars

    I would have thought the same at one time. But turns out they are out there, the non ****, there just aren't very many of them!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,917 ✭✭✭red sean


    This is something that really turns me bright red I have to admit.
    I remember being in school alone with brother Flynn and I was receiving confession and had listed off a few sins when he asked me if I masturbated a lot. He wanted lots of details which made the whole thing worse. Then again I was only 13 at the time so I might not get as embarrassed about it now.
    I'd have thought it would be Father Fynn hearing the confessions??
    Maybe a bit of a tall story eh?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,215 ✭✭✭harney


    This is something that really turns me bright red I have to admit.
    I remember being in school alone with brother Flynn and I was receiving confession and had listed off a few sins when he asked me if I masturbated a lot. He wanted lots of details which made the whole thing worse. Then again I was only 13 at the time so I might not get as embarrassed about it now.

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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 144 ✭✭Frolick


    I try my best to get my 3-a-day


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 16,904 ✭✭✭✭Galwayguy35


    If i'm getting the leg over no but when I'm single it's only natural to empty the pipes every few days.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 817 ✭✭✭audman


    padd b1975 wrote: »
    Knocking one out right at this moment.

    Pics or GTFO.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,407 ✭✭✭lkionm


    I lived with a guy in Spain who had 12 **** in one day.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,569 ✭✭✭Hoop66


    lkionm wrote: »
    I lived with a guy in Spain who had 12 **** in one day.
    Tremendous dedication. I always understood the "****-wall" to be at about 7.


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