Do you get embarrassed if someone asks if you masturbate?

bumper234 · 24-07-2013 02:26PM

I'm **** right now:o

I'm kidding i'm kidding!!!!!!:D

OneArt · 24-07-2013 02:30PM

eviltwin wrote: »

I have female friends in their 30's who don't and who think its disgusting in fact. They would be the kind of women who would be upset to find their partners ****, they would feel they weren't enough for him. It is seen as dirty unfortunately even though its a normal part of sexual exploration.

To be fair they've probably had the odd fiddle but never really dedicated themselves to it. I mean, how could you not?

Pompey Magnus · 24-07-2013 02:32PM

I wouldn't get embarrassed, I just would be no more inclined to tell them than I would be if they asked how much saving I have or how much I earn each week.

If it was for a very good reason then fine, if it was idle chit chat then no I wouldn't say, but not because of embarrassment.

justforlaugh · 24-07-2013 02:32PM

if someone asks me if you masturbate I just repay back well do you masturbate? If they say no THEN they a liar!

justforlaugh · 24-07-2013 02:33PM

woman masturbate more than men do

TeddyTedson · 24-07-2013 02:33PM

This is something that really turns me bright red I have to admit.
I remember being in school alone with brother Flynn and I was receiving confession and had listed off a few sins when he asked me if I masturbated a lot. He wanted lots of details which made the whole thing worse. Then again I was only 13 at the time so I might not get as embarrassed about it now.

grendal · 24-07-2013 02:34PM

I was 24 the first time I did it

lost my virginity at 21 btw

floggg · 24-07-2013 02:39PM

I think I'd rather be known of as a wanker than thought of us some sort of weird prude how didn't engage.

Das Kissen · 24-07-2013 02:40PM

biko wrote: »

You didn't answer your own question, so do you masturbate?
How often? With what implements?

Yes, with my hands mostly.

SweepTheLeg · 24-07-2013 03:05PM

TeddyTedson wrote: »

This is something that really turns me bright red I have to admit.
I remember being in school alone with brother Flynn and I was receiving confession and had listed off a few sins when he asked me if I masturbated a lot. He wanted lots of details which made the whole thing worse. Then again I was only 13 at the time so I might not get as embarrassed about it now.

So the Priest was asking for all the details on a 13yr olds **** habits? Sounds like a good man.

Larbre34 · 24-07-2013 03:17PM

Its not so much the embarrassing question of if I do it, but rather how I do it..

Heroditas · 24-07-2013 03:23PM

SweepTheLeg wrote: »

So the Priest was asking for all the details on a 13yr olds **** habits? Sounds like a good man.

He probably had a good old fiddle with himself afterwards.

sbsquarepants · 24-07-2013 03:37PM

The Master wrote: »

There's 2 types of people in this world
People who masturbate and liars

I would have thought the same at one time. But turns out they are out there, the non ****, there just aren't very many of them!

red sean · 24-07-2013 03:41PM

TeddyTedson wrote: »

This is something that really turns me bright red I have to admit.
I remember being in school alone with brother Flynn and I was receiving confession and had listed off a few sins when he asked me if I masturbated a lot. He wanted lots of details which made the whole thing worse. Then again I was only 13 at the time so I might not get as embarrassed about it now.

I'd have thought it would be Father Fynn hearing the confessions??
Maybe a bit of a tall story eh?

harney · 24-07-2013 04:11PM

TeddyTedson wrote: »

This is something that really turns me bright red I have to admit.
I remember being in school alone with brother Flynn and I was receiving confession and had listed off a few sins when he asked me if I masturbated a lot. He wanted lots of details which made the whole thing worse. Then again I was only 13 at the time so I might not get as embarrassed about it now.

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I see *fap* *fap*, I'll *fap* *fap* need more *fap* *fap* details *fap* *fap* if you *fap* *fap* want *fap* *fap* to be *fap* *fap* forgiven *fap* *fap* you *fap* *fap* durty boy

Frolick · 24-07-2013 04:15PM

I try my best to get my 3-a-day

Galwayguy35 · 24-07-2013 04:24PM

If i'm getting the leg over no but when I'm single it's only natural to empty the pipes every few days.

audman · 24-07-2013 04:28PM

padd b1975 wrote: »

Knocking one out right at this moment.

Pics or GTFO.

lkionm · 24-07-2013 04:32PM

I lived with a guy in Spain who had 12 **** in one day.

Hoop66 · 24-07-2013 04:47PM

lkionm wrote: »

I lived with a guy in Spain who had 12 **** in one day.

Tremendous dedication. I always understood the "****-wall" to be at about 7.

A Primal Nut · 24-07-2013 04:49PM

Das Kissen wrote: »

I was watching Geordie shore last night and the girls got all coy and embarrassed when asked if they masturbate. To me that is crazy, it would be like asking me if I drink water, it's nothing to get embarrassed about. So are you one of these people who gets embarrassed?

Odd considering these are the same girls who boast about being mad for the cock.

Talib Fiasco · 24-07-2013 05:00PM

People can deny it all they want but they're obviously going to be embarrassed to some degree if someone asked them...okay, your mother, father, grandparents, aunts and uncles and all your favourite cousins who're old enough to know what it is...all focusing on you and you're asked the question...now how do you feel?

I Heart Internet · 24-07-2013 05:02PM

Das Kissen wrote: »

I was watching Geordie shore last night and the girls got all coy and embarrassed when asked if they masturbate. To me that is crazy, it would be like asking me if I drink water, it's nothing to get embarrassed about. So are you one of these people who gets embarrassed?

No. Because I never do.....that. Never have, never will. I'm practically perfect in every way.

*fap fap fap

Nemeses · 24-07-2013 05:05PM

audman wrote: »

Pics or GTFO.

I do not see to see pics of this thanking you..

I Heart Internet · 24-07-2013 05:07PM

TeddyTedson wrote: »

This is something that really turns me bright red I have to admit.
I remember being in school alone with brother Flynn and I was receiving confession and had listed off a few sins when he asked me if I masturbated a lot. He wanted lots of details which made the whole thing worse. Then again I was only 13 at the time so I might not get as embarrassed about it now.

Brothers do not hear confessions.......

Crooked Jack · 24-07-2013 05:11PM

john_cappa wrote: »

Bet she told you she had only slept with one other guy before and lost her virginity at 19.

I dunno, I tended to believe her, she was only 8

Vicar in a tutu · 24-07-2013 05:22PM

What kind of person would even ask you if you masturbate??

Ilik Urgee · 24-07-2013 05:24PM

Read the title as "if someone asks you to masturbate".
Surely we haven't come this far, phew.

Captain_Generic · 24-07-2013 05:31PM

Vicar in a tutu wrote: »

What kind of person would even ask you if you masturbate??

Your interviewer?

Daveysil15 · 24-07-2013 05:34PM

Das Kissen wrote: »

I was watching Geordie shore last night and the girls got all coy and embarrassed when asked if they masturbate. To me that is crazy, it would be like asking me if I drink water, it's nothing to get embarrassed about. So are you one of these people who gets embarrassed?

I stopped reading there.

Do you get embarrassed if someone asks if you masturbate?

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