Liveline Thread 20/7/2013 to 12/10/2013

JM Skipton

He's under the care of someone alright and its not the bishop of Meath

yop

Whats a court tan?

SEPT 23 1989

cuuuuurrtains

WildRosie

Ah ffs. This is ridiculous, even for Joe.

ButtersSuki

Tommy is available for funerals, bar mitzvahs, parties, after dinner speaking arrangements etc. Text 51551.


Wouldn't surprise me if Tommy is on the next Funny Friday.

snubbleste

I tink, I tink

ButtersSuki

yop wrote: »

Whats a court tan?

It's when skangers go to the Canaries to skip their judicial appointment.

SEPT 23 1989

doing the can can wearing the curtains

JM Skipton

Their all out today!!!!!!

snubbleste

Referring to a bishop as a priest :eek:

Dan Jaman

This is the end, my friend....

syklops

When my granny "doy-ad" they read out her lotto numbers that she had been using every week for 47 years. It was very moving.

Roger_007

SEPT 23 1989 wrote: »

doing the can can wearing the curtains

In the Crematorium?.............what about health and safety......anything could catch fire.......someone could be burned ffs.

ButtersSuki

"Wow. The power of prayer."

snubbleste

syklops wrote: »

When my granny "doy-ad" they read out her lotto numbers that she had been using every week for 47 years. It was very moving.

The lotto is only around since the late eighties, y'know

Dan Jaman

When I'm gone, bury me in the landfill.
FFS, don't let any of these tossers near me.

syklops

But if God is a forgiving God then why do you need people to pray for you?

SEPT 23 1989

she sounds possessed

syklops

snubbleste wrote: »

The lotto is only around since the late eighties, y'know

I wasn't being serious y'know?

Dan Jaman

Oh, plug for the business.

snubbleste

syklops wrote: »

I wasn't being serious y'know?

Yah tá fhios agam

Big C

tought purgatory was now sent to the makey uppey dept in the church

SEPT 23 1989

Play another tune Tommy

ButtersSuki

"would you allow the can-can?" - Joe's amazingly insightful and probing question that really gets to the heart of the matter.

snubbleste

And are you registered for VAT, Mary Elizabeth?

sudzs

"I believe this... i believe that...."

Why do some people feel the need to come on the airwaves and proclaim their "beliefs" to the nation??? Do they think anyone actually cares what notions they believe in??

Roger_007

Cheapskate advertising....why can't she pay for it like everyone else?

syklops

snubbleste wrote: »

Yah tá fhios agam

snubbleste

syklops wrote: »

Yah, I know

syklops

Does anyone know what song that riff at the end of the ad for pink Floyd is from?