Liveline Thread 20/7/2013 to 12/10/2013

Dan Jaman

Some Zappa would go down nice - Joe's Garage, arf, arf.

ButtersSuki

2 Live Crew's "Me So Horny"?

I want Yello's "Oh yeah" as my funeral song.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Q7FFjUpVLg

baldbear

Highway to hell?

snubbleste

A podcast of Joe Duffy would go down well

Dan Jaman

Was he a postman?
ffs

SEPT 23 1989

Joe is not pleased with this

Sittingpretty

ButtersSuki wrote: »

And what type of carpet do you prefer in hotels?

Honestly, these questions are bonkers.

He didn't? I'm not tuned in just yet?

That's only a hop, skip and jump away from "what's your favourite humming noise?".

ButtersSuki

Joe needs why someone would ask for "Ring of Fire" to be played before they're cremated explained to him. Mother of God.

syklops

Im humming Ring of Fire now. I had a Vindaloo for dinner last night.

SEPT 23 1989

Is Joe listening to anything she is saying?

ThisRegard

Joe will be sent to on a Sensitivity Course after that sexist comment.

ButtersSuki

Sittingpretty wrote: »

He didn't? I'm not tuned in just yet?

That's only a hop, skip and jump away from "what's your favourite humming noise?".

No, but his questions are so inane I wouldn't be surprised if that's next. He's clearly not listening.

"Do people go to you because you're a woman, Mary?"
"Wot's da biggest Boo-boo?"

Sittingpretty

What the fcuk is this?

Dan Jaman

"I've never got a name wrong."
"Well done, well done."

Joe, thy name is inanity.

SEPT 23 1989

Sittingpretty wrote: »

What the fcuk is this?

Alternative funerals

Roger_007

Is this a very long ad for this wan's business?

SEPT 23 1989

Certificate in Grim Reaping

snubbleste

Sittingpretty wrote: »

What the fcuk is this?

It is an advertorial for this woman's services.

Sittingpretty

You don't need qualifications to be a chancer Joe.

ButtersSuki

And would you do a discount for multiple funerals, say for example if a whole family was wiped out simultaneously by a mass murderer?

syklops

Joe: What do you draw on Mary?
Mary: MS Paint, Joe.

Sittingpretty

"Civil funeral practitioner".

Jesus wept, literally.

snubbleste

syklops wrote: »

Joe: What do you draw on Mary?
Mary: MS Paint, Joe.

I draw on de walls

ButtersSuki

SEPT 23 1989 wrote: »

Certificate in Grim Reaping

as granted by Prof. Emeritus of Grim Reaping Joseph "Coddle" Duffy, of the University of Ballyer

Sittingpretty

Holy Mary on line 2.

ButtersSuki

Sittingpretty wrote: »

You don't need qualifications to be a chancer Joe.

Well Joe has a degree from Trinners......

Dan Jaman

"It's very sad."
"Why, why?"

snubbleste

Today's show is sponsored by Death. Let's hear it for Death people!

SEPT 23 1989

what is she doing she seems out of breath?

Dan Jaman

SEPT 23 1989 wrote: »

what is she doing she seems out of breath?

Sprinting from the crem.