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Why do we wear clothes?

  • 19-07-2013 1:24am
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    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,299 ✭✭✭✭


    It's a bit stupid really when you think about it. I was just out for a little stroll there, and there is a gorgeous half moon in the sky, the stars are out, a sliver of mist is coming up the valley from the sea, and everything is eerily quiet. And I thought to myself, I'd sure love to be naked right now.

    Why did we start wearing clothes in the first place? And why have no other animals followed suit?


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,932 ✭✭✭hinault


    It's a bit stupid really when you think about it. I was just out for a little stroll there, and there is a gorgeous half moon in the sky, the stars are out, a sliver of mist is coming up the valley from the sea, and everything is eerily quiet. And I thought to myself, I'd sure love to be naked right now.

    Why did we start wearing clothes in the first place? And why have no other animals followed suit?

    In order to stay warm?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,693 ✭✭✭Whatsisname


    A few weeks of sun and people question the importance of clothing, you're gone mad!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 18,299 ✭✭✭✭The Backwards Man


    hinault wrote: »
    In order to stay warm?
    But we had hair to keep us warm before that, it was wearing clothes that made us lose it, I think?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 423 ✭✭The Narrator


    Because nobody wants to see fat people naked.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,238 ✭✭✭humbert


    I for one would like to thank Eve that we do. Have you ever watched one of those documentaries on primitive tribes that don't? Nasty.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,148 ✭✭✭MickFleetwood


    To look good, I suppose. That and to keep warm.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,196 ✭✭✭MonkstownHoop


    humbert wrote: »
    I for one would like to thank Eve that we do. Have you ever watched one of those documentaries on primitive tribes that don't? Nasty Sexy.

    :p


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,059 ✭✭✭WilyCoyote


    Because nobody wants to see fat people naked.
    Unless they're very rich and up for grabs


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 18,299 ✭✭✭✭The Backwards Man


    humbert wrote: »
    I for one would like to thank Eve that we do. Have you ever watched one of those documentaries on primitive tribes that don't? Nasty.

    That's a good point actually. They don't wear clothes, yet they are as bare-arsed as everybody else.


  • Moderators, Education Moderators Posts: 26,403 Mod ✭✭✭✭Peregrine


    But we had hair to keep us warm before that, it was wearing clothes that made us lose it, I think?

    No we started shedding hair before we wore clothes. We lost hair because it was too hot in Africa where humans first evolved.

    Then later on during an ice age people used animal skin to protect themselves. Some say it was before that.

    I don't know BM! It was tens and hundreds of thousand years ago.


    It's better to see less of some people for our own sake.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,932 ✭✭✭hinault


    But we had hair to keep us warm before that, it was wearing clothes that made us lose it, I think?

    I'll stick to wearing clothes as all that hair we'd need to remain warm ain't gonna grow back anytime soon:)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,785 ✭✭✭Ihatecuddles-old


    I feel sexier in clothes. That can't be right :o


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,699 ✭✭✭mud


    After running through a field full of rushes while wearing shorts two weeks ago. My knees and shins still bear the battle scars. That's why we wear clothes. To protect our epicdermis :)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,459 ✭✭✭Chucken


    mud wrote: »
    After running through a field full of rushes while wearing shorts two weeks ago. My knees and shins still bear the battle scars. That's why we wear clothes. To protect our epicdermis :)

    Id say your dermis is epic now.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,188 ✭✭✭wil


    And why have no other animals followed suit?
    Because we made the suits out of them.
    Oddly they think that is the height of bad taste.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,695 ✭✭✭December2012


    It's a bit stupid really when you think about it. I was just out for a little stroll there, and there is a gorgeous half moon in the sky, the stars are out, a sliver of mist is coming up the valley from the sea, and everything is eerily quiet. And I thought to myself, I'd sure love to be naked right now.

    Why did we start wearing clothes in the first place? And why have no other animals followed suit?

    So we can sit on leather couches without making embarrassing noises.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,459 ✭✭✭Chucken


    wil wrote: »
    Because we made the suits out of them.
    Oddly they think that is the height of bad taste.


    ....and the whole opposable thumbs thing. Buttons would be a nightmare for them.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 33,754 ✭✭✭✭Princess Consuela Bananahammock


    Why do we wear clothes? Because society tells us to, end of.

    Everything I don't like is either woke or fascist - possibly both - pick one.



  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,059 ✭✭✭WilyCoyote


    If God wanted us to run around naked he wouldn't have us born wearing clothes. End of :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,533 ✭✭✭Jester252


    Start the fight against clothes OP. Wear nothing from now on.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 46 krochford


    Serious Reply:
    As we started to live in larger, closer nit groupings, hair born parisites such as lice, flees and ticks became pandemic, so i was an evelutionry advantage to have less fur/hair, to be less prone to the ailment that these parisites caried. This was not such a disadvantage in terms of heat retention on the african sevanah but as we moved into cooler climes it required us to wrap in animal hide to keep warm, creating the birth of the fashion industry.
    After Hours Reply:
    Because you touch yourself at night!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,520 ✭✭✭allibastor


    We really need to wear cloths now because of Mcdonalds.Have you ever seen some of the fatties that come from there? would you want to see then neked.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,358 ✭✭✭nozzferrahhtoo


    krochford wrote: »
    Serious Reply:
    As we started to live in larger, closer nit groupings, hair born parisites such as lice, flees and ticks became pandemic, so i was an evelutionry advantage to have less fur/hair, to be less prone to the ailment that these parisites caried. This was not such a disadvantage in terms of heat retention on the african sevanah but as we moved into cooler climes it required us to wrap in animal hide to keep warm, creating the birth of the fashion industry.

    All of that and more I imagine.

    There was also likely social pressure rather than just the cold evolutionary facts you lay out nicely above.

    For example after hunting kills the hunters would likely have started adorning themselves with trophies of the kills to distinguish themselves. Body parts, bones, skins and so forth. As such clothing would have been seen as a social status indicator too.

    This would have pushed others to try and emulate... to get such things too... pushing the "higher" individuals to get new and better examples of it.... all working towards what we think of as clothing today where.... lets face it.... essentially the same process is still in full flow with the ever more ludicrous fashion industry.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,045 ✭✭✭✭gramar


    I've read that humans began to lose body hair when they started swimming.

    I'm not sure that argument holds much water though.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 81,220 ✭✭✭✭biko


    Because of stone-age fashion police.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,465 ✭✭✭Sir Humphrey Appleby


    It's a bit stupid really when you think about it. I was just out for a little stroll there, and there is a gorgeous half moon in the sky, the stars are out, a sliver of mist is coming up the valley from the sea, and everything is eerily quiet. And I thought to myself, I'd sure love to be naked right now.

    Why did we start wearing clothes in the first place? And why have no other animals followed suit?

    Because the sight of something like me naked could cause fear,anxiety,distress, and downright panic amongst people!:D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,461 ✭✭✭--Kaiser--


    gramar wrote: »
    I've read that humans began to lose body hair when they started swimming.

    I'm not sure that argument holds much water though.

    That's the aquatic ape theory, which is complete nonsense and has been comprehensibly debunked. Hair loss is more than likely a result of pedagogic neoteny, i.e. adults retaining childlike features into adulthood


  • Posts: 26,052 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]



    Why did we start wearing clothes in the first place? And why have no other animals followed suit?

    Because we moved.

    Humans survived in Africa's high temperatures without clothes until about 180,000 years ago when the human spirit of adventure led us to seek other places to gather and hunt. It was probably prompted by climate change and drought, leaving the pickings slim in our usual feeding grounds.

    The move outside the constant temperatures led to a need to provide portable warmth for ourselves and animal skins were deployed to do the job. If it wasn't for clothing, we simply couldn't have migrated north to cooler climes, and humans would be just another species indigenous to Africa.

    Of course as soon as clothing was 'invented' it started to evolve. Different tribes used different skins, then different processes to work the skins, then different materials to make clothing, and today we have different patterns and designs that designate different areas of the world and nationalities in the form of national costumes. We were keen to stand out from the crowd from the get go, apparently. We always liked to express our allegiances and individuality through design, art and clothing, it seems.

    So not only is it advisable to wear clothes in Ireland for the usual weather reasons, but clothes are the biggest reason that Ireland is populated to begin with. :)


  • Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 35,945 Mod ✭✭✭✭dr.bollocko


    To hide my tiny ickle peeny.

    It's like a sleeping cheesy wotsit.


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  • Moderators, Category Moderators, Music Moderators, Politics Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 22,360 CMod ✭✭✭✭Dravokivich



    Why did we start wearing clothes in the first place? And why have no other animals followed suit?

    Because we started wearing clothes by wearing them.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,456 ✭✭✭✭Mr Benevolent


    Why did we start wearing clothes in the first place? And why have no other animals followed suit?

    Because humans don't have fur.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 26,899 ✭✭✭✭BBDBB


    Post nekkid NOW


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,812 ✭✭✭✭sbsquarepants


    Backwards by name, backwards by nature!:(
    It has taken us thousands of years to train our women folk to remove every god damned hair below their eyebrows, thus enabling mankinds greatest ever invention - vajazzling.
    Do you really want to go back to women with a hairy backs and no sparkles downstairs? - cos that's what will bloody happen if you keep up this crazy talk. Now, have a cold shower and put your fúcking trousers back on!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,547 ✭✭✭Agricola


    I hope someone resurrects this thread in November so we can all reminisce about this summer as we huddle around the fire!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 33,754 ✭✭✭✭Princess Consuela Bananahammock


    BBDBB wrote: »
    Post nekkid NOW

    Most of them probably are.

    Everything I don't like is either woke or fascist - possibly both - pick one.



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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 904 ✭✭✭Drakares


    The reason we wear clothes: Mary Harney


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,699 ✭✭✭mud


    Chucken wrote: »
    Id say your dermis is epic now.


    It was a joke. Sheesh.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,459 ✭✭✭Chucken


    mud wrote: »
    It was a joke. Sheesh.


    I get jokes.


  • Posts: 6,025 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    naked in the rain, now theres a good time. Love it, cant wait for the thunderstorms...


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,045 ✭✭✭✭gramar


    Why did we start wearing clothes in the first place? And why have no other animals followed suit?[/QUOTE]

    I see what ye did there. Very clever. That's a pun isn't it? Clothes...suit... jaysus


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 200 ✭✭Citycap


    It's a bit stupid really when you think about it. I was just out for a little stroll there, and there is a gorgeous half moon in the sky, the stars are out, a sliver of mist is coming up the valley from the sea, and everything is eerily quiet. And I thought to myself, I'd sure love to be naked right now.

    Why did we start wearing clothes in the first place? And why have no other animals followed suit?

    I'm trying to picture Marks and Spencers when a few dogs and cats come looking for some winter clothes.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,811 ✭✭✭Gone Drinking


    Because without clothes, I'm an ugly pot belly wnaker. With clothes.. i'm an ugly pot belly wnaker with style.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,073 ✭✭✭gobnaitolunacy


    No-one wants to see your mickey, OP.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,059 ✭✭✭WilyCoyote


    krochford wrote: »
    Serious Reply:
    As we started to live in larger, closer nit groupings, hair born parisites such as lice, flees and ticks became pandemic, so i was an evelutionry advantage to have less fur/hair, to be less prone to the ailment that these parisites caried. This was not such a disadvantage in terms of heat retention on the african sevanah but as we moved into cooler climes it required us to wrap in animal hide to keep warm, creating the birth of the fashion industry.
    After Hours Reply:
    Because you touch yourself at night!

    Where does Tina Turner fit into all this?

    images?q=tbn:ANd9GcToqX-_gEAcSuV7UlkeO9zR-eLY4vzN75K5lB3MZXkhvqQc0sER


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,358 ✭✭✭nozzferrahhtoo


    As a slight extension on to what I said above it is interesting how we now view clothes as being indicative with culture and being civilized.

    It has even reached the halls of DISNEY. If you inquire to Disney as to why a mouse, like Mickey, can own a dog, like Pluto you get an eye opening answer. "There is a disparity in the mammalian order of things in the pantheon of Disney Characters" as one speaker once put it. Why is Pluto Mickeys dog and not that Mickey is Pluto's mouse? Why is Goofy not also Mickeys dog?

    The official explanation released by them is that in the world of Disney any animal that wear clothes can "own" any animal that does not.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,059 ✭✭✭WilyCoyote


    So the priest can concentrate during the sermon.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,410 ✭✭✭bbam


    allibastor wrote: »
    We really need to wear cloths now because of Mcdonalds.Have you ever seen some of the fatties that come from there? would you want to see then neked.

    Or worse... would you want them naked and cooking your food :eek:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,628 ✭✭✭Femme_Fatale


    Why do we wear clothes? Because society tells us to, end of.
    Me (clothed) hole. "Society" doesn't tell us to feel cold when it's cold; we just... feel cold, and wear clothes to be warm.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,829 ✭✭✭Nemeses


    And I thought to myself, I'd sure love to be naked right now.

    ..And this is the reason why we wear clothes.....

    :pac:


  • Posts: 31,118 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    And why have no other animals followed suit?
    I think that elephants, hippopotamuses and pigs are examples of animals who don't have any hair, they have a thick layer of fat to keep them warm and live in warm places.

    Humans decided to co where it cot cold and need to get skins from other animals to keep warm followed by clothes (made from animal by-products)


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