Terrible neighbours

danish pasterys

Anyone wanna exchange terrible neighbour experiences it may perhaps make me feel little better by let me hear someones worse existing neighbours than the idiots that live next to me

19543261

No, you first.

KeithM89

I dont have any neighbours. Its great.

Super-Rush

Neighbours?

There's a lad who lives 12 fields over.

BNMC

More of a Home & Away man myself.

circadian

I throw birdseeds onto my next door driveway.

Always washin the car, rare boy.

Peregrine

In my neighbourhood we do this thing where we all pretend nobody else exist, it's great! I see them all going into their houses or outside getting into their car but that's it.

I've been living here for 6 years and I've had like 5 next door neighbours over that period, only remember one of them, didn't even know the name of the rest.

The Backwards Man

My neighbours think I'm in weird

Sauve

Neeeeighbouuuurs
Everybody needs good neighbourrrrs
Little help and understaaaanding
La la la la la la neeereighbourrrrrssss

LizT

Keith wrote: »

I dont have any neighbours. Its great.

That's good. It means no one can hear you scream

jaxdasher

throw salt on their garden.

KeithM89

LizT wrote: »

That's good. It means no one can hear you scream

Jesus, what do you be at!

Sauve

LizT wrote: »

That's good. It means no one can hear you scream

That's the creepiest thing I've ever heard :eek:

LizT

Keith wrote: »

Jesus, what do you be at!

Sauve wrote: »

That's the creepiest thing I've ever heard :eek:

Eh. I was clearly joking

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Merch

danish pasterys wrote: »

Anyone wanna exchange terrible neighbour experiences it may perhaps make me feel little better by let me hear someones worse existing neighbours than the idiots that live next to me

whats up with your neighbours first?
parking, noise, scum?

danish pasterys

I have an inbred looking shower of neighbours that get mammy to pay the rent while all the lads have party's all the time and play fecking video games all night long an chant along with it (i know fifa can make you angry but jeez hes gna give himself a stroke)

The mother looks like a smack head and frightens me sometimes with her whichy look and voice, they also took a stray dog an leave him out the back he goes bizerk with isolation, makes me sad.

The kids run amuck 24/7 cause the mother is not a being a mother. I do have to strain myself from kicking ass! They also throw all there rubbish over the back wall which attracts rats!

There basically brain dead i feel so sorry for the younger kids. You gota blame the parents

Renegade Mechanic

LizT wrote: »

Eh. I was clearly joking

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Just when I thought the lawnmower fail would make for todays best laugh, Overly attached moderator shows up with that nightmare fuel!:D

Mrs W

My next door neighbours son and his little scumbag friends tried to break into my house on a Saturday afternoon while I went to the shop.
I came home and saw him drop out the window. He's only 16 so the guards did nothing and now I get to look at them hanging round the neighbours house every day!

danish pasterys

Ill consider any decent pranks anyone can think of to cowardly provoke these swines next door to me

A mate told me to buy a pizza get someone to deliver it pretend its wrong house and say "sure take it its on the house" right after i drench it in laxative mwahahahah i was thinking more on the lines of poison tho. (Jk)

downonthefarm

An ex neighborvof mine spraypainted her own gable wall get out bitch

danish pasterys

Mrs W wrote: »

My next door neighbours son and his little scumbag friends tried to break into my house on a Saturday afternoon while I went to the shop.
I came home and saw him drop out the window. He's only 16 so the guards did nothing and now I get to look at them hanging round the neighbours house every day!

The gards dont wanna know neighbour feuds, until someone is bloody stabbed

Mrs W

danish pasterys wrote: »

The gards dont wanna know neighbour feuds, until someone is bloody stabbed

It's not a neighbour feud, he got into my house to see what he could steal.
I've only spoken to them a few times before it

danish pasterys

Mrs W wrote: »

It's not a neighbour feud, he got into my house to see what he could steal.
I've only spoken to them a few times before it

Make sure you securely lock up when you leave the house and if it continues, invest in a cctv camera

Renegade Mechanic

danish pasterys wrote: »

Ill consider any decent pranks anyone can think of to cowardly provoke these swines next door to me

A mate told me to buy a pizza get someone to deliver it pretend its wrong house and say "sure take it its on the house" right after i drench it in laxative mwahahahah i was thinking more on the lines of poison tho. (Jk)

Fight fire with water mate. Get the loudest hifi system you can afford, the best ear protection and do some Rick rolling :cool:

Merch

danish pasterys wrote: »

I have an inbred looking shower of neighbours that get mammy to pay the rent while all the lads have party's all the time and play fecking video games all night long an chant along with it (i know fifa can make you angry but jeez hes gna give himself a stroke)

The mother looks like a smack head and frightens me sometimes with her whichy look and voice, they also took a stray dog an leave him out the back he goes bizerk with isolation, makes me sad.

The kids run amuck 24/7 cause the mother is not a being a mother. I do have to strain myself from kicking ass! They also throw all there rubbish over the back wall which attracts rats!

There basically brain dead i feel so sorry for the younger kids. You gota blame the parents

Id joke, but having/had neighbour issues
I suggest minimal interaction or they might turn on you and focus their attention your car/family/property, you wont have much sympathy for the kids then.

If its let to them, then keep a record, make the landlord do something about it/get rid of them, find the landlord and raise every problem.
If they are not with the PRTB, threaten landlord with the PRTB, if nothing comes of that, take them to the PRTB.

that or become great mates with them, and pick them off one by one, try ratchet up the fear by going the witchcraft/hooror movie route, leave stuff laying around, burning crosses, wicker men and the like.
Corn dolls are kind of creepy, that should get you started, now start thinking on your feet.

Renegade Mechanic

Mrs W wrote: »

It's not a neighbour feud, he got into my house to see what he could steal.
I've only spoken to them a few times before it

Doberman.

downonthefarm

guards don't give a ****e about anything nowadays anyways

Merch

danish pasterys wrote: »

Ill consider any decent pranks anyone can think of to cowardly provoke these swines next door to me

A mate told me to buy a pizza get someone to deliver it pretend its wrong house and say "sure take it its on the house" right after i drench it in laxative mwahahahah i was thinking more on the lines of poison tho. (Jk)

I was going to suggest strychnine ala 6th sense, but im not even sure if thats over the top, cmon its AH

danish pasterys wrote: »

The gards dont wanna know neighbour feuds, until someone is bloody stabbed

Well that suggest the 4 foot length of 2x4 is ok then

Renegade Mechanic wrote: »

Fight fire with water mate. Get the loudest hifi system you can afford, the best ear protection and do some Rick rolling :cool:

No, then they will know whos onto them, and who they are bothering, you need to become mates with them, then wierd them out, otherwise how are you going to get into the house to lace everything with anything?

Renegade Mechanic

Far too lazy for infiltration, Merch. Id just go for the open, ranged attacks:)

Merch

Mrs W wrote: »

My next door neighbours son and his little scumbag friends tried to break into my house on a Saturday afternoon while I went to the shop.
I came home and saw him drop out the window. He's only 16 so the guards did nothing and now I get to look at them hanging round the neighbours house every day!

hang on, you saw this and did nothing? you should have dragged him back in, made him drop out the top window, tell the Gardai looks like someone jumped/fell out your window when you startled them mid robbery, the poor souls have nothing, I blame the parents Gard.
You could persuade them with a clout of a 2x4, its always handy to have a bit of ongoing DIY, explains all the tools and wood I have laying around.

Its that or be the mad dog everyone thinks is too mad to deal with and hence not worth the trouble as any victory over you, they know your zeal and rationale are out the window, be imaginative, be creative, think of syhite they couldnt possibly conceive

Loud noise, fcuk that, when you leave the house play on repeat white noise, or ultrasound the shyit out of them (maybe even literally), go deaf and mad without even hearing what came for them, think psy op, op

danish pasterys

Merch wrote: »

I was going to suggest strychnine ala 6th sense, but im not even sure if thats over the top, cmon its AH



Well that suggest the 4 foot length of 2x4 is ok then



No, then they will know whos onto them, and who they are bothering, you need to become mates with them, then wierd them out, otherwise how are you going to get into the house to lace everything with anything?

I defiantly cant go to noise war with them did ya not read the mammy pays rent part. The lowlifes have no interest in work or education they wont even walk the bloody dog, i have to be up early they don't they would win that game.

Seriously the council need to take anti social behaviour more seriously and put them all in that last remaining tower in ballymun to feed off each other instead of decent people like me

Renegade Mechanic

Merch wrote: »

hang on, you saw this and did nothing? you should have dragged him back in, made him drop out the top window, tell the Gardai looks like someone jumped/fell out your window when you startled them mid robbery, the poor souls have nothing, I blame the parents Gard.
You could persuade them with a clout of a 2x4, its always handy to have a bit of ongoing DIY, explains all the tools and wood I have laying around.

Id recommend getting a carpenter to half finish a cabinet that you can leave around if thats your chosen defense, Merch. Could save you in the dog house!

Renegade Mechanic

danish pasterys wrote: »

I defiantly cant go to noise war with them did ya not read the mammy pays rent part. The lowlifes have no interest in work or education they wont even walk the bloody dog, i have to be up early they don't they would win that game.

Seriously the council need to take anti social behaviour more seriously and put them all in that last remaining tower in ballymun to feed off each other instead of decent people like me

Are you upwind of them?

danish pasterys

Renegade Mechanic wrote: »

Are you upwind of them?

There house is attached to mine side to side, I sound proofed me bedroom took two inches off me dam room and can still here the geezers playing games all night

An Riabhach

Downstairs from my apartment are a shower of pig-ignorant loudmouthed foreign nationals who can't talk without shouting,who can be heard even when they talk on the phone,who are always making pounding noises and slamming and banging their doors,and who always make a racket when going up and down the stairs.And all this is both day and night.I've already made complaints about them before,but I may as well have been talkin to the walls.

Merch

danish pasterys wrote: »

I defiantly cant go to noise war with them did ya not read the mammy pays rent part. The lowlifes have no interest in work or education they wont even walk the bloody dog, i have to be up early they don't they would win that game.

Seriously the council need to take anti social behaviour more seriously and put them all in that last remaining tower in ballymun to feed off each other instead of decent people like me

Read post 30 again
I updated/edited it
Psy op, op
Loud noise, fcuk that
Deafen and madden them with ultrasound and white noise

Renegade Mechanic wrote: »

Id recommend getting a carpenter to half finish a cabinet that you can leave around if thats your chosen defense, Merch. Could save you in the dog house!

I'll have to make up some punji with that too, i mean my carpenter left these laying around, dont know what they are for?

Renegade Mechanic

danish pasterys wrote: »

There house is attached to mine side to side, I sound proofed me bedroom took two inches off me dam room and can still here the geezers playing games all night

By god the hammer action drill would be out in a shot! Id have a hundred pictures to hang:D.
But a noise fight isnt an option. Im afraid not much else is either.... Sleeping gas through a small hole? Otherwise Id fall in with Merch in this case, he seems to have the more clever aspects sorted.

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At least your neighbours are not marching in parades singing racist bigoted songs and throwing petrol bombs at you, eh?

Merch

Seasan wrote: »

Downstairs from my apartment are a shower of pig-ignorant loudmouthed foreign nationals who can't talk without shouting,who can be heard even when they talk on the phone,who are always making pounding noises and slamming and banging their doors,and who always make a racket when going up and down the stairs.And all this is both day and night.I've already made complaints about them before,but I may as well have been talkin to the walls.

Pipe in high dB ultrasound, infrasound
apparently it causes awe and fear in people, (wiki says so)
Combine that with some research on their local customs and a suitable costume on a suitable date, they will be running out of the place screaming or skidding out on their own syhite (infrasound has odd effects), but it will be the last you hear/smell of them.

Leave blood scrawled signs around their apartment door like, "Im coming to get you" and "I know what you did last summer" few corn dolls and a bonfire wicker man and some copies of the Blair witch.

Think outside the box. none of this crank up the volume

Merch

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At least your neighbours are not marching in parades singing racist bigoted songs and throwing petrol bombs at you, eh?

thats what Im saying, dress up, taunt them, bonfire wicker man
oh ****
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become so mad, no one wants to cross you

Never smile, always look like if someone so much as farted, that would set you off, like thermonuclear and they will be caught in the epicentre

zenno

Any of that carry on with neighbours will bring on the BlowFish formula

http://shofu.pref.ishikawa.jp/shofu/dokunuki_e/about_globefish/poison/

Certain witch-doctors use this in a blow-dart. Should solve this anti-social behaviour i'm sure.

Evolution1

Oh god I hate my next door neighbour.
Just had them pass stupid druken remarks up at my window an hour ago .
The Two of them need to grow up . Funnily enough there in their 30's/40's

Merch

I suggest strike while the iron and weather are hot, the windows will be open for a while yet

you need to get the ninja costume on, shimmy up the jax pipe, all you need is a blowgun, and the spine of the blowfish tipped in the poison of the blowfish, tie a thread to one end so when you get them, you can extract the evidence, that or buy a load of "yokes" and leave them either laying around or mix them into a nice present.

I know not where to obtain any of the above, (thats my story and Im sticking to it)but its a nice thought

miralize

My neighbour has at least two small kids. They now gave them drums. Before that the shouting and screaming at the kids was bad enough. Now they each have a toy snare that they cant seem to hit with any sort of rhythm. Not just that but I think the father is some sort of mechanic working out of his garden, in a suburb housing estate. Oh, and they like to throw on the radio pumping at all hours. Please either send help or kill me now.

In all honesty, feel bad for the littlest one - heard his father shout "I dont want to hear any of your **** now", the kid is about 2.

Merch

miralize wrote: »

My neighbour has at least two small kids. They now gave them drums. Before that the shouting and screaming at the kids was bad enough. Now they each have a toy snare that they cant seem to hit with any sort of rhythm. Not just that but I think the father is some sort of mechanic working out of his garden, in a suburb housing estate. Oh, and they like to throw on the radio pumping at all hours. Please either send help or kill me now.

In all honesty, feel bad for the littlest one - heard his father shout "I dont want to hear any of your **** now", the kid is about 2.

accidents happen booowha hahaha
cars fall off jacks, petrol tanks explode
get some murder mystery books to find out what to do, then watch all CSI?NCIS episodes to find out how to get away with it,
top tip, dont discuss this online or it might be your undoing

miralize

Merch wrote: »

accidents happen booowha hahaha
cars fall off jacks, petrol tanks explode
get some murder mystery books to find out what to do, then watch all CSI?NCIS episodes to find out how to get away with it,
top tip, dont discuss this online or it might be your undoing

You discussed this...

Merch

miralize wrote: »

You discussed this...

Discussed what?

stage 2, eliminate witnesses

zenno

miralize wrote: »

My neighbour has at least two small kids. They now gave them drums. Before that the shouting and screaming at the kids was bad enough. Now they each have a toy snare that they cant seem to hit with any sort of rhythm. Not just that but I think the father is some sort of mechanic working out of his garden, in a suburb housing estate. Oh, and they like to throw on the radio pumping at all hours. Please either send help or kill me now.

In all honesty, feel bad for the littlest one - heard his father shout "I dont want to hear any of your **** now", the kid is about 2.

I'll send you something much better.

Put on the earphones at a reasonable volume and relax on a comfortable surface and relax into nature.

FanadMan

LizT wrote: »

That's good. It means no one can hear you scream

Are you my neighbour by any chance? I've heard some really muffled screams lately and starting to get a bit suspicious......

Mrs W

Merch wrote: »

hang on, you saw this and did nothing? you should have dragged him back in, made him drop out the top window, tell the Gardai looks like someone jumped/fell out your window when you startled them mid robbery, the poor souls have nothing, I blame the parents Gard.
You could persuade them with a clout of a 2x4, its always handy to have a bit of ongoing DIY, explains all the tools and wood I have laying around.

Its that or be the mad dog everyone thinks is too mad to deal with and hence not worth the trouble as any victory over you, they know your zeal and rationale are out the window, be imaginative, be creative, think of syhite they couldnt possibly conceive

Loud noise, fcuk that, when you leave the house play on repeat white noise, or ultrasound the shyit out of them (maybe even literally), go deaf and mad without even hearing what came for them, think psy op, op

25 weeks pregnant at the time, I dropped my shopping, ran back out the front door and into the side garden but he'd already jumped the wall.
I have a lab and only for the fact I'd brought her with me and she was being an eejit getting in my way in the hall, I was talking to her and making noise before I opened the door so probably would have come face to face with him if not for her

Aurelia Cotta

Mine race around on a motor bike at all hours blasting rap music with the bass up so high it shakes the house.