Confession time........

galwayrush

Camrat wrote: »

Wanted to give people a chance to confess. Spill the bean's.

Ever fart and a bit of poop comes out.......Ever masterbate in a traffic jam.

you know just run on mill stuff nothing to serious.:rolleyes:

Looks like you're alone with lots of 'issues' OP.

IM0

Camrat wrote: »

Oh boo hoo poor Emma......Why don't yous go sit under a rainbow and write me a poem you loser's. Its not like i left her in the middle of the wood or something, not like she was going to bleed out from the scratch on her knee. Why don't yous put it up on facebook. See it we can find her.



Emma I'm so sorry, Can i make it up to you......Fancy a few pints.;)

I think youll find you are in fact the loser here bud

Karl Stein

Thread Failed.

IM0

its 4chan for you son, run and play in traffic

Camrat

Seachmall wrote: »

Have you ever scratched your bum and smelled your finger afterwards?

Have you ever got jizz on your hand and tasted a bit?

Have you ever failed to troll a forum?


I'm guessing you have.

I can answer yes to the first two. No to the last one.

I have indeed smelled my own ****....I was a youngster in the bath if i remember correctly .

I have tasted my own jizz it was kinda salty i believe log time ago now.

No never failed to troll a forum sounds cool though.

Anymore? :cool:

Mr Benevolent

I read the OP's post and put him on ignore. Problem solved.

Czarcasm

Camrat wrote: »

Why don't yous go sit under a rainbow and write me a poem you loser's.

There once was a poster called Camrat,
Whose ego let him think he was all that.
He posted on Boards, a tale of one night's woes,
In search of a girl called Emma.

He disguised his confession,
As one hell of a session,
In an effort to gain validation.
Boards was having none of it,
Camrat had a shìt fit,
'Cause Emma was nowhere to be seen.

- Fin -

Seachmall

Camrat wrote: »

Anymore? :cool:

Have you ever put your penis somewhere it shouldn't have gone?

Have you ever urinated off a balcony?

Have you ever defecated in a public street?

handlemaster

This is right up cringe street

Daveysil15

Well at least he didn't take advantage of her before abandoning her. That's something I suppose.

Jen Pigs Fly

Epic fail.

Op if you found leaving a drunken girl all on her own in the streets of Dublin hilarious, I shudder to think what else you find funny ....

Camrat

Seachmall wrote: »

Have you ever put your penis somewhere it shouldn't have gone?

Have you ever urinated off a balcony?

Have you ever defecated in a public street?

Have you ever urinated off a balcony? No, Have you?

Have you ever defecated in a public street? No, Have you?

Seachmall

Camrat wrote: »

Have you ever urinated off a balcony? No, Have you?

Yes.

Have you ever defecated in a public street? No, Have you?

No.

Daveysil15

Camrat wrote: »

Have you ever urinated off a balcony? No, Have you?

Have you ever defecated in a public street? No, Have you?

Do you ever ask the same question twice?

The Bishop Basher

This has to be one of the cringiest thread fails in the history of boards.

IM0

Swanner wrote: »

This has to be one of the cringiest thread fails in the history of boards.

legendary thread fail status, which is good enough reason to put it in the legendary threads thread under the subheading 'how not to post a thread'

Panthro

Czarcasm wrote: »

There once was a poster called Camrat,
Whose ego let him think he was all that.
He posted on Boards, a tale of one night's woes,
In search of a girl called Emma.

He disguised his confession,
As one hell of a session,
In an effort to gain validation.
Boards was having none of it,
Camrat had a shìt fit,
'Cause Emma was nowhere to be seen.

- Fin -

There once was a poster called Camrat,
Who thought he was slick and a smooth cat,
He Boasted on Boards, got burned by the hoards,
And now he's realized he's not all that.

Boom!:D

pharmaton

I farted in work once and blamed my boss, people just thought his farts smelled nicer that day.

Ihatecuddles-old

People are saying my name too much in this thread, starting to lose its meaning.

IM0

Ihatecuddles wrote: »

People are saying my name too much in this thread, starting to lose its meaning.

slim shady?

dmc17

Panthro wrote: »

There once was a poster called Camrat,
Who thought he was slick as and a smooth cat,
He Boasted on Boards, got burned by the hoards,
And now he's realized he's not all that.

Boom!:D

I'll see yours and raise you one

There once was an OP called Camrat
Whose friends all thought him an asshat
So they left him alone
And while he walked home
He made up the story bout this lass (Emma)

old hippy

O Camrat
Your story shat
Unfunny cad
You're undone now
And that's basically that

FreshKnickers

I have a poem too

There once was a thread on boards
That wasn't very good and no-one liked
Bit like this poem really

It doesn't rhyme though.

Camrat

I feel a ****ty tbh, I never meant to upset anybody or start some kind of chatroom war i was trying to get people to confess to stuff they had done. I'd did this when i was quite young and obviously immature.

Sorry Emma.

pharmaton

well done op (ignore the mob)

GalwayGuy2

There once was a poster called Camrat,
Who thought he was slick as and a smooth cat,
He Boasted on Boards, got burned by the hoards,
And now he's realized he's not all that.

There once was a Poster called Camrat,
He spewed a bit o' shat chat,
To catch a cackle, to boost his teeny tackle,
At a young wans woe.

But, alas, no one giggled,
As his shame niggled,
And his belly swam
And his dinner mingled, with a young wans woe.

dgt

Well this thread hasn't gone well.....

And think of the poor bastard who had to look after Emma (no, not you Emma) after she was ditched. Frightened and alone. Confused and in pieces. She may even have got an infection through her injury

Laugh and speed off. Never ever a truer gent to behold :rolleyes:

Just disgusting to do that, very poor form. That's disappointing to hear someone do that, even for AH. Feck that, in general

Seachmall

On the month of June, twenty-thirteen,
A troll could be seen,
Posting in After Hours,

But the regulars were mean,
Their thoughts were unclean,
And they mocked his trolling powers,

He rapidly gave up,
He was fresh out of luck,
And he retreated much like a coward,

But that wasn't enough,
For those that were drunk,
And something-something Jack Bauer...?

Legs.Eleven

handlemaster wrote: »

This is right up cringe street

Swanner wrote: »

This has to be one of the cringiest thread fails in the history of boards.

Jesus I cringe a fair bit at many of the posts in AH from posters who think they´re hilarious/The Man but this wins the competition forever. I can barely look through the hand over my face! It´s like a car crash in text form!! Scarla!

Camrat

Seachmall wrote: »

On the month of June, twenty-thirteen,
A troll could be seen,
Posting in After Hours,
But the regulars were mean,
Their thoughts were unclean,
And they mocked his trolling powers,
He rapidly gave up,
He was fresh out of luck,
And he retreated much like a coward.

How am i a coward? I'm still here. i never said i didn't fell bad about it. thats why its a confession.

Anyway just received a warning from Admin see below

LizT wrote:

Dear Camrat,

You have been warned for being uncivil.

Typically, this means that you are posting in a needlessly aggressive or confrontational manner being disruptive on the forum or causing stress for the other members. We don't want that here.

For more information please refer to the Boards.ie FAQ.



LizT

Moderator Note

Please don't insult other posters.

Your post:

Camrat wrote: »

Oh boo hoo poor Emma......Why don't yous go sit under a rainbow and write me a poem you loser's. Its not like i left her in the middle of the wood or something, not like she was going to bleed out from the scratch on her knee. Why don't yous put it up on facebook. See it we can find her.



Emma I'm so sorry, Can i make it up to you......Fancy a few pints.;)