Confession time........

Camrat

She didn't actually get hurt but....out on the piss one night with the lads in town, i ended up really drunk and stranded with some girl called Emma we had bumped into earlier. Anyway the two of us were having good laugh so we carried on drinking some where around town but the drunker she got the more she was falling over and getting messy. So when we hit O'connell st looking for food and a taxi i noticed her tights were ripped and she had blood on her knee and black all on her dress she looked like she had been through a war...lol. She couldn't manage food she was too bad, hardly standing upright at this stage. So i prop her up against the wall and started hailing a taxi. When one pulled up i jumped in and left her standing there.......breaking my s**t laughing telling the taxi dude to GO GO GO...

never seen her again..Wonder if she'll read this.

Any brave souls out there want to confess. Be aware the Garda us this site so don't confess to much...he he :rolleyes:

Panthro

Well...that's not a story you should be too proud of.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e4yawdyuqP8

Ihatecuddles-old

If a male friend of mine did that I'd slap him stupid.

Seachmall

You sound like a mighty prick.

The Backwards Man

I fell off my high horse once. Nobody saw me though, so I got back up on it quickly.

That's was a terrible thing to do OP.

The King of Moo

Camrat wrote: »

I didn't actually get hurt but....out on the piss one night with the lads in town, i ended up really drunk and stranded with some girl called Emma we had bumped into earlier. Anyway the two of us were having good laugh so we carried on drinking some where around town but the drunker she got the more she was falling over and getting messy. So when we hit O'connell st looking for food and a taxi i noticed her tights were ripped and she had blood on her knee and black all on her dress she looked like she had been through a war...lol. She couldn't manage food she was too bad, hardly standing upright at this stage. So i prop her up against the wall and started hailing a taxi. When one pulled up i jumped in and left her standing there.......breaking my s**t laughing telling the taxi dude to GO GO GO...

never seen her again..Wonder if she'll read this.

Any brave souls out there want to confess. Be aware the Garda us this site so don't confess to much...he he :rolleyes:

I confess that I find your anecdote stupid and boring, and that I'd hate to go out drinking with you.

grizzly

and they say chivalry is dead :rolleyes:

padd b1975

The King of Moo wrote: »

I confess that I find your anecdote stupid and boring, and that I'd hate to go out drinking with you.

I would hate to go drinking with Emma, nothing worse than someone who can't hold their drink.

Czarcasm

Camrat wrote: »

I didn't actually get hurt but....out on the piss one night with the lads in town, i ended up really drunk and stranded with some girl called Emma we had bumped into earlier...

...never seen her again.

Emma dodged a bullet there tbh.

dmc17

padd b1975 wrote: »

I would hate to go drinking with Emma, nothing worse than someone who can't hold their drink.

Someone who gets you drunk and abandons you?

ilovebiology

Camrat wrote: »

I didn't actually get hurt but....out on the piss one night with the lads in town, i ended up really drunk and stranded with some girl called Emma we had bumped into earlier. Anyway the two of us were having good laugh so we carried on drinking some where around town but the drunker she got the more she was falling over and getting messy. So when we hit O'connell st looking for food and a taxi i noticed her tights were ripped and she had blood on her knee and black all on her dress she looked like she had been through a war...lol. She couldn't manage food she was too bad, hardly standing upright at this stage. So i prop her up against the wall and started hailing a taxi. When one pulled up i jumped in and left her standing there.......breaking my s**t laughing telling the taxi dude to GO GO GO...

never seen her again..Wonder if she'll read this.

Any brave souls out there want to confess. Be aware the Garda us this site so don't confess to much...he he :rolleyes:

How could you laugh so much at something like that? Not funny at all.

Meangadh

Camrat wrote: »

I didn't actually get hurt

Well sure as long as you were ok OP, who cares if this Emma got home ok...

hfallada

Well your a ****. Should could have been assaulted. That story is nothing to be proud of.

event

so no one has any stories?

IM0

I take it its a troll, if not thats a seriously ****ed up thing to do. you bad bad boy

frag420

Did you use the rank to get a cab or wave one down on the street? Which do you think is better op? I'm in Dublin next weekend and just wondering how I will get home drunk!!

Camrat

Oh boo hoo poor Emma......Why don't yous go sit under a rainbow and write me a poem you loser's. Its not like i left her in the middle of the wood or something, not like she was going to bleed out from the scratch on her knee. Why don't yous put it up on facebook. See it we can find her.



Emma I'm so sorry, Can i make it up to you......Fancy a few pints.;)

The Backwards Man

event wrote: »

so no one has any stories?

I have no stories like that.


I've wasted my life.:(. . . .

edit;

I remember one,

An old drunken horrible old man once paid me a tenner to take chips home to his wife so he could stay in the pub. I took the tenner and threw the chips over the hedge.

Does that count?

Seachmall

Camrat wrote: »

you loser's.

Stopped reading there's.

The King of Moo

Camrat wrote: »

Oh boo hoo poor Emma......Why don't yous go sit under a rainbow and write me a poem you loser's. Its not like i left her in the middle of the wood or something, not like she was going to bleed out from the scratch on her knee. Why don't yous put it up on facebook. See it we can find her.



Emma I'm so sorry, Can i make it up to you......Fancy a few pints.;)

What was your intention in starting this thread? Were you hoping that people would reassure you that you didn't act like a complete d*ck?

Camrat

The Backwards Man wrote: »

I have no stories like that.


I've wasted my life.:(. . . .

edit;

I remember one,

An old drunken horrible old man once paid me a tenner to take chips home to his wife so he could stay in the pub. I took the tenner and threw the chips over the hedge.

Does that count?

Yeah man that count's.

Devia

Emma won't remember. No harm done.

The Backwards Man

Camrat wrote: »

Yeah man that count's.

Thanks. I feel so . . . . validated.

lertsnim

Camrat wrote: »

I didn't actually get hurt but....out on the piss one night with the lads in town, i ended up really drunk and stranded with some girl called Emma we had bumped into earlier. Anyway the two of us were having good laugh so we carried on drinking some where around town but the drunker she got the more she was falling over and getting messy. So when we hit O'connell st looking for food and a taxi i noticed her tights were ripped and she had blood on her knee and black all on her dress she looked like she had been through a war...lol. She couldn't manage food she was too bad, hardly standing upright at this stage. So i prop her up against the wall and started hailing a taxi. When one pulled up i jumped in and left her standing there.......breaking my s**t laughing telling the taxi dude to GO GO GO...

never seen her again..Wonder if she'll read this.

Any brave souls out there want to confess. Be aware the Garda us this site so don't confess to much...he he :rolleyes:

The actions of an absolute bastard.

mewe

Camrat wrote: »

I didn't actually get hurt but....out on the piss one night with the lads in town, i ended up really drunk and stranded with some girl called Emma we had bumped into earlier. Anyway the two of us were having good laugh so we carried on drinking some where around town but the drunker she got the more she was falling over and getting messy. So when we hit O'connell st looking for food and a taxi i noticed her tights were ripped and she had blood on her knee and black all on her dress she looked like she had been through a war...lol. She couldn't manage food she was too bad, hardly standing upright at this stage. So i prop her up against the wall and started hailing a taxi. When one pulled up i jumped in and left her standing there.......breaking my s**t laughing telling the taxi dude to GO GO GO...

never seen her again..Wonder if she'll read this.

Any brave souls out there want to confess. Be aware the Garda us this site so don't confess to much...he he :rolleyes:

Sound man.

Camrat

Camrat wrote: »

Oh boo hoo poor Emma......Why don't yous go sit under a rainbow and write me a poem you loser's. Its not like i left her in the middle of the wood or something, not like she was going to bleed out from the scratch on her knee. Why don't yous put it up on facebook. See it we can find her.



Emma I'm so sorry, Can i make it up to you......Fancy a few pints.;)

Stop saying yous. And your story is boring.

Camrat

The King of Moo wrote: »

What was your intention in starting this thread? Were you hoping that people would reassure you that you didn't act like a complete d*ck?

Wanted to give people a chance to confess. Spill the bean's.

Ever fart and a bit of poop comes out.......Ever masterbate in a traffic jam.

you know just run on mill stuff nothing to serious.:rolleyes:

Seachmall

Camrat wrote: »

Wanted to give people a chance to confess. Spill the bean's.

Ever fart and a bit of poop comes out.......Ever masterbate in a traffic jam.

you know just run on mill stuff nothing to serious.:rolleyes:

Have you ever scratched your bum and smelled your finger afterwards?

Have you ever got jizz on your hand and tasted a bit?

Have you ever failed to troll a forum?


I'm guessing you have.

Camrat

Camrat wrote: »

Wanted to give people a chance to confess. Spill the bean's.

Ever fart and a bit of poop comes out.......Ever masterbate in a traffic jam.

you know just run on mill stuff nothing to serious.:rolleyes:

You are going to get 'bored of boards' pretty quickly, newbie.

Nobody here posts to that low of a standard, not even on AH.

wexie

Camrat wrote: »

Wanted to give people a chance to confess. Spill the bean's.

Ever fart and a bit of poop comes out.......Ever masterbate in a traffic jam.

you know just run on mill stuff nothing to serious.:rolleyes:

you weren't in Howth yesterday were you?

Specialun

This isnt going to plan is it !

galwayrush

Camrat wrote: »

Wanted to give people a chance to confess. Spill the bean's.

Ever fart and a bit of poop comes out.......Ever masterbate in a traffic jam.

you know just run on mill stuff nothing to serious.:rolleyes:

Looks like you're alone with lots of 'issues' OP.

IM0

Camrat wrote: »

Oh boo hoo poor Emma......Why don't yous go sit under a rainbow and write me a poem you loser's. Its not like i left her in the middle of the wood or something, not like she was going to bleed out from the scratch on her knee. Why don't yous put it up on facebook. See it we can find her.



Emma I'm so sorry, Can i make it up to you......Fancy a few pints.;)

I think youll find you are in fact the loser here bud

Karl Stein

Thread Failed.

IM0

its 4chan for you son, run and play in traffic

Camrat

Seachmall wrote: »

Have you ever scratched your bum and smelled your finger afterwards?

Have you ever got jizz on your hand and tasted a bit?

Have you ever failed to troll a forum?


I'm guessing you have.

I can answer yes to the first two. No to the last one.

I have indeed smelled my own ****....I was a youngster in the bath if i remember correctly .

I have tasted my own jizz it was kinda salty i believe log time ago now.

No never failed to troll a forum sounds cool though.

Anymore? :cool:

Mr Benevolent

I read the OP's post and put him on ignore. Problem solved.

Czarcasm

Camrat wrote: »

Why don't yous go sit under a rainbow and write me a poem you loser's.

There once was a poster called Camrat,
Whose ego let him think he was all that.
He posted on Boards, a tale of one night's woes,
In search of a girl called Emma.

He disguised his confession,
As one hell of a session,
In an effort to gain validation.
Boards was having none of it,
Camrat had a shìt fit,
'Cause Emma was nowhere to be seen.

- Fin -

Seachmall

Camrat wrote: »

Anymore? :cool:

Have you ever put your penis somewhere it shouldn't have gone?

Have you ever urinated off a balcony?

Have you ever defecated in a public street?

handlemaster

This is right up cringe street

Daveysil15

Well at least he didn't take advantage of her before abandoning her. That's something I suppose.

Jen Pigs Fly

Epic fail.

Op if you found leaving a drunken girl all on her own in the streets of Dublin hilarious, I shudder to think what else you find funny ....

Camrat

Seachmall wrote: »

Have you ever put your penis somewhere it shouldn't have gone?

Have you ever urinated off a balcony?

Have you ever defecated in a public street?

Have you ever urinated off a balcony? No, Have you?

Have you ever defecated in a public street? No, Have you?

Seachmall

Camrat wrote: »

Have you ever urinated off a balcony? No, Have you?

Yes.

Have you ever defecated in a public street? No, Have you?

No.

Daveysil15

Camrat wrote: »

Have you ever urinated off a balcony? No, Have you?

Have you ever defecated in a public street? No, Have you?

Do you ever ask the same question twice?

The Bishop Basher

This has to be one of the cringiest thread fails in the history of boards.

IM0

Swanner wrote: »

This has to be one of the cringiest thread fails in the history of boards.

legendary thread fail status, which is good enough reason to put it in the legendary threads thread under the subheading 'how not to post a thread'

Panthro

Czarcasm wrote: »

There once was a poster called Camrat,
Whose ego let him think he was all that.
He posted on Boards, a tale of one night's woes,
In search of a girl called Emma.

He disguised his confession,
As one hell of a session,
In an effort to gain validation.
Boards was having none of it,
Camrat had a shìt fit,
'Cause Emma was nowhere to be seen.

- Fin -

There once was a poster called Camrat,
Who thought he was slick and a smooth cat,
He Boasted on Boards, got burned by the hoards,
And now he's realized he's not all that.

Boom!:D

pharmaton

I farted in work once and blamed my boss, people just thought his farts smelled nicer that day.

Ihatecuddles-old

People are saying my name too much in this thread, starting to lose its meaning.

IM0

Ihatecuddles wrote: »

People are saying my name too much in this thread, starting to lose its meaning.

slim shady?