Is sex in a graveyard/church wrong?

Rasheed

J.Garfield wrote: »

I understand where you are trying to come from, but in your opinion what is the issue other than disrespect for the dead that will never know??

Well it doesn't show much respect for the people who have loved ones buried there. If I go in to my family's plot, I wouldn't like to think some pair were riding on it!

JonathanAnon

Is sex in a graveyard/church wrong?

Only if you're having sex with one of the residents..

smellslikeshoes

Depends on if you're the priest.

Wildlife Actor

Is it that you're stuck for a venue or is it something that gets you going?

I'd say belt away but best to do it during the hymns unless you're both really quiet.

HurtLocker

J.Garfield wrote: »

I understand where you are trying to come from, but in your opinion what is the issue other than disrespect for the dead that will never know??

J.Garfield wrote: »

Genuine question because I can't fathom someone that genuinely believes this... when you're decomposing in a six foot pit do you really think you will be capable of caring that some drunken moron is having sex beside your corpse?? Do you find it any different from the process that created yourself into this world??

In fairness it is not something I would do but it's seriously deranged to realistically think of this as an issue, yes it's classless and tacky but that's all nothing more nothing less.

As I have always said when I die burn me and throw me in the bin, when your gone your gone. People way over think this kind of ****e.

Okay you're an atheist we get it. So am I. You really are going wayover the top here. I personally would be disgusted at the notion of this behaviour near a family members grave. If you want to do it, do it on your own family plots. Graves are private property. Youre right who cares about the corpse but what about the family? They own the land. Its their place to grieve. What twisted logic gives the person the notion that trespassing on a private, sacred place is okay and not wrong. Just because you don't respect the dead doesn't give you the right to openly discrete a place many hold dear. Religious and Irreligious. Its tasteless,pointless, unnecessary and shows utter contempt for the deceased and family. People arent over thinking this. They are decent and respectful. You are twisting logic way too much. It is "an issue" if scum want to do such a thing in a place i come to grieve. Maybe leaving condoms on the grave ain't an issue to you either but it would be to me.

Just because you dont seem to care about your own future corpse doesnt mean jack shit in the way gone loved ones corpses can be treated.

LizT

nails1 wrote: »

Opinions?

My opinion is that you should give your own opinion in a thread you start yourself and if you continue to try to troll AH, it won't be long before a ban comes your way.

Meritocracy Wins

Sex in a grave yard is wrong. Why? It's disrespectful. I don't care what your beliefs are, it's people's final resting place and should be respected as such.

montyrebel

there is plenty of stiffs in a graveyard already, one more wont hurt

and there has been plenty of sex in churches over the years at least yours will (hopefully) be consensual

Tar.Aldarion

LizT wrote: »

My opinion is that you should give your own opinion in a thread you start yourself and if you continue to try to troll AH, it won't be long before a ban comes your way.

My opinion is that you should give your opinion of him giving an opinion while giving an opinion on that proposed opinion but give your opinion in the mean time anyway. In my opinion.

OP , whats wrong with you?/ Its sick, thats what it is, never mind wrong its sick. Sure why would you want to?

Catch ye doing it near any of my dead, and Ill cut your balls off

JD DABA

To answer a question with a question -

Op do you think its ok if someone crept into your mothers/sisters room at night while she was asleep and started stroking it, inches from her face. Then mock tea-bagging her as she snored.

Nobody would ever know.


(well almost nobody)

Czarcasm

I really never got this whole "Ooh you haven't lived till you've had sex outdoors!" nonsense. Any girl I've ever talked to that has had sex in a field has complained of grass in her ass, on the beach- sand in her vag, etc, and from having had numerous outdoor encounters myself-

We don't have the fcuking weather for it in Ireland in the first place, so why anyone would be stupid enough to try it in a graveyard where they're infested with all sorts of insect life deserves everything they get. What comfort anyone gets from rolling around on dirty gravel is beyond me anyway.

Whatever the morals of the idea, it's more the practical concerns that'd bother me, just keep it in your pants til you get indoors, then knock yourself out!

Arawn

nah done it meself when the ex knew she couldn get some cos her sister had crashed in her bed

Arawn

Czarcasm wrote: »

I really never got this whole "Ooh you haven't lived till you've had sex outdoors!" nonsense. Any girl I've ever talked to that has had sex in a field has complained of grass in her ass, on the beach- sand in her vag, etc, and from having had numerous outdoor encounters myself-

We don't have the fcuking weather for it in Ireland in the first place, so why anyone would be stupid enough to try it in a graveyard where they're infested with all sorts of insect life deserves everything they get. What comfort anyone gets from rolling around on dirty gravel is beyond me anyway.

Whatever the morals of the idea, it's more the practical concerns that'd bother me, just keep it in your pants til you get indoors, then knock yourself out!

If only it was some how possible for people to have sex standing up....

**Vai**

Its just plain wrong. The practise of a disturbed individual. And highly disrespectful to religious people, dead or alive.



Good craic though.

**Vai**

Czarcasm wrote: »

Whatever the morals of the idea, it's more the practical concerns that'd bother me, just keep it in your pants til you get indoors, then knock yourself out!

Try telling 16 year old me that.

bb1234567

why would you even want to exactly

IM0

well nobody burried there will know, people go to graveyards to be buried and being dead is usually a necessity [although bolivia is different apparently, some get buried alive there] so anyone in a graveyard is dead not asleep

would people be equally as offended if two squirrels or rabbits were riding in there too on one of their relatives graves?

Rasheed

IM0 wrote: »

would people be equally as offended if two squirrels or rabbits were riding in there too on one of their relatives graves?

Yeah, because that's exactly the same as two people riding on a grave.

Czarcasm

Arawn wrote: »

If only it was some how possible for people to have sex standing up....

It's still crap though, too much effort and uncomfortable as fcuk! :pac:

**Vai** wrote: »

Try telling 16 17 year old me that.

Shhh...

IM0 wrote: »

would people be equally as offended if two squirrels or rabbits were riding in there too on one of their relatives graves?

As if squirrels and rabbits now are supposed to know better than human beings? Come on! :pac:

hatrickpatrick

When I'm gone, I'd be pretty honoured if people were to use my grave as a sex bed. Imagine the epic legacy you'd have? "So, did you score her last night?" "Yeah, we headed down to Paddy's grave after everyone had gone home..."

(This has absolutely nothing to do with some voyeuristic intention to watch what they're doing from heaven... No honestly )

Gran Hermano

OP, do you have a problem with a little stiffy?

IM0

Czarcasm wrote: »

It's still crap though, too much effort and uncomfortable as fcuk! :pac:

you havent lived till youve rode someone in a graveyard up against a wall

Czarcasm

I'm going into the psychic business-

Czarcasm wrote: »

I really never got this whole "Ooh you haven't lived till you've had sex outdoors!" nonsense.

IM0 wrote: »

you havent lived till youve rode someone in a graveyard up against a wall

Zebra3

Nothing wrong with getting it on in either places.

Churches are just another set of buildings that a few self-appointed weirdoes claim are special.

Graveyards are a waste of space and take up valuable land. Imagine if everyone that has ever lived was in a grave and that land couldn't be used for any other purpose.

Graves are for people who think far too much of themselves.

illuma

It's ok, just don't complain when you get haunted afterwards.

Czarcasm

Zebra3 wrote: »

Graves are for people who think far too much of themselves.

The Internet on the other hand was never meant for people who think far too much of themselves.

Zebra3

Czarcasm wrote: »

The Internet on the other hand was never meant for people who think far too much of themselves.

The internet was meant for porn.

Everything else it has given us is just an after thought.

HurtLocker

Zebra3 wrote: »

Nothing wrong with getting it on in either places.

Churches are just another set of buildings that a few self-appointed weirdoes claim are special.

Graveyards are a waste of space and take up valuable land. Imagine if everyone that has ever lived was in a grave and that land couldn't be used for any other purpose.

Graves are for people who think far too much of themselves.

You sound delightful.

Zebra3

HurtLocker wrote: »

You sound delightful.

If you disagree with me, make a point. :rolleyes: