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The most manly thing you did today?

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    #32
    corktina
    Closed Accounts Posts: 17,733 ✭✭✭✭corktina


    Jester252 wrote: »
    Replaced a spark plug

    One spark plug? Lawn mower or Ferrari one wonders?

    I took the Inlet Manifold Runner Control mechanism out of my car, opened it up, reorganised the cogs and re-installed it....:D


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    #33
    stefan idiot jones
    Registered Users Posts: 3,518 ✭✭✭stefan idiot jones


    I punched a pug.


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    #34
    Liam90
    Registered Users Posts: 645 ✭✭✭Liam90


    Sneezed into a man sized tissue earlier.


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    #35
    NothingMan
    Registered Users Posts: 11,178 ✭✭✭✭NothingMan


    NothingMan wrote: »
    Had 4 shítes.


    Why so women always seem to be constipated?


    Got my 4th star on boards.... Don't believe I wasted my 10,000th post talking shíte.


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    #36
    The Backwards Man
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,299 ✭✭✭✭The Backwards Man


    Stubbed my toe and yelped in pain.


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    #37
    smoking_kills
    Closed Accounts Posts: 488 ✭✭smoking_kills


    I ate a Yorkie


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    #38
    1ZRed
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,293 ✭✭✭1ZRed


    Came twice on the same hard on... but that's just like any other day ;)


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    #39
    Specialun
    Registered Users Posts: 3,068 ✭✭✭Specialun


    1ZRed wrote: »
    Came twice on the same hard on... but that's just like any other day ;)


    Toooooo much information


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    #40
    IK09
    Registered Users Posts: 1,056 ✭✭✭IK09


    Mr.Prodston wrote: »
    After I arose today I was splashing my face with water at the sink to wake me up, as you do, and as I walked over to the window to ascertain if it was "Shorts Weather" a single drop of water rolled off my beard and down my chest.

    In that moment I felt like a king among men. I also put on the shorts despite it being a little drizzly outside. Hear me Roar!! :eek:

    So as I have my skinny-late-frappuccino and strawberries for brunch I'd like to know what manly things ye have done today?

    Most manly thing i did today was go out and earn a living


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    #41
    corktina
    Closed Accounts Posts: 17,733 ✭✭✭✭corktina


    stefan idiot jones wrote: »
    I punched a pug.
    smoking_kills wrote: »
    I ate a Yorkie


    we are a nation of dog lovers no more...


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    #42
    Ihatecuddles-old
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,785 ✭✭✭Ihatecuddles-old


    I did nothing manly today...at all. I havent brushed my hair yet if that counts?


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    #43
    KKkitty
    Registered Users Posts: 7,534 ✭✭✭KKkitty


    Lifted a heavy bag of rubbish into the bin by myself.


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    #44
    inforfun
    Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 20,862 Mod ✭✭✭✭inforfun


    Walked on lego with a smile


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    #45
    syklops
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,966 ✭✭✭✭syklops


    smoking_kills wrote: »
    I ate a Yorkie

    Man bites dog.


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    #46
    Cody Pomeray
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,648 ✭✭✭Cody Pomeray


    stood when i got on the luas because i knew it would get busy later down the line, and then when you give up your seat everyone thinks youre trying to be a hero for doing it.......... not a very manly day so far.


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    #47
    JD DABA
    Registered Users Posts: 294 ✭✭JD DABA


    Stood in front of two nurses wearing nowt but a ridiculous looking c0ck sock thing.

    Managed not to get a bonk on.


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    #48
    --Kaiser--
    Registered Users Posts: 6,461 ✭✭✭--Kaiser--


    JD DABA wrote: »
    Stood in front of two nurses wearing nowt but a ridiculous looking c0ck sock thing.

    Managed not to get a bonk on.

    That's probably the opposite of manly....unless they were male nurses


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    #49
    JD DABA
    Registered Users Posts: 294 ✭✭JD DABA


    hmmm maybe you're right.

    I should have chased them around with my c0cksock boner to the tune of carry-on.


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    #50
    Temptamperu
    Registered Users Posts: 5,303 ✭✭✭Temptamperu


    I sat on the bog for about an hour today.


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    #51
    lahalane
    Closed Accounts Posts: 954 ✭✭✭lahalane


    I didn't cry when I got a really painful toothache.


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    #52
    --Kaiser--
    Registered Users Posts: 6,461 ✭✭✭--Kaiser--


    JD DABA wrote: »
    hmmm maybe you're right.

    I should have chased them around with my c0cksock boner to the tune of carry-on.

    Atta boy


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    #53
    efb
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    banie01 wrote: »
    Got hold of my 24" pry bar and ripped up 49 450mm2 patio slabs!
    Then laying and leveling a load of fresh paving sand to get ready to lay nice fresh new slabs
    Physical labour in pursuit of laying a new patio and building myself a big new BBQ pit and smoker!
    Mmmmmm fire and meat!

    So you even lift?


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    #54
    smoking_kills
    Closed Accounts Posts: 488 ✭✭smoking_kills


    syklops wrote: »
    Man bites dog.


    LMAO, wish I had, the dog might not have given me heartburn :D


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    #55
    efb
    Closed Accounts Posts: 35,514 ✭✭✭✭efb


    Most manliest thing I did today?

    Pee standing up


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    #56
    sbsquarepants
    Registered Users Posts: 11,812 ✭✭✭✭sbsquarepants


    I flirted my way out of a parking ticket. I only had to stop for 10 mins and figured i'd get away with sticking a ticket from earlier in the week on the dash board, came back to find the traffic warden taking my details, i half heartedly pointed at my ticket and gave her the i was only 2 minutes line and she said "obviously you think you're cuter than me" and i reply with my best creepy cheesy smile "i can't imagine there are too many cuter than you, have you ever considered modelling?" She laughed and let me go! Yay me:D


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    #57
    Boom_Bap
    Moderators, Music Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 25,730 Mod ✭✭✭✭Boom_Bap


    The most manly thing I have done today is reported sbsquarepants for illegal parking and fraud to the Gardaí.


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    #58
    oldyouth
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,754 ✭✭✭oldyouth


    Told my missus that I'd hoover the sitting room any damned way I pleased and if she didn't like it, tough..........


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    #59
    smcgiff
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,943 ✭✭✭smcgiff


    JD DABA wrote: »
    hmmm maybe you're right.

    I should have chased them around with my c0cksock boner to the tune of carry-on.

    More like the Benny Hill show.

    Most manly thing I did today was to defrost the overflowing office freezer drawer with a knife. Sadly, it was also the most job satisfaction I got in the last week. :(


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    #60
    Wossack
    Registered Users Posts: 7,004 ✭✭✭Wossack


    managed to fix my hair straightener without breaking a nail, or getting an owie - result


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    #61
    Sin City
    Registered Users Posts: 2,375 ✭✭✭Sin City


    day 110 , still havent showered. My hair and beard now resemble Robin Williams from Jumanji. Can knock a horse over with my bodily odour at 20 paces. Am going to the park later on with a net and a spear and will catch my dinner, fox, dog bird, child........


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