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The most manly thing you did today?

  • 31-05-2013 11:33AM
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    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 16,305 ✭✭✭✭


    After I arose today I was splashing my face with water at the sink to wake me up, as you do, and as I walked over to the window to ascertain if it was "Shorts Weather" a single drop of water rolled off my beard and down my chest.

    In that moment I felt like a king among men. I also put on the shorts despite it being a little drizzly outside. Hear me Roar!! :eek:

    So as I have my skinny-late-frappuccino and strawberries for brunch I'd like to know what manly things ye have done today?


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,082 ✭✭✭irelandspurs


    scratched my balls


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,605 ✭✭✭toastedpickles


    I killed my breakfast and ate it....raw!

    Ah no I changed a light bulb in my car, that's enough manliness for me today


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,883 ✭✭✭✭Mr. CooL ICE


    I had a hard boiled egg as part of my breakfast. I realised that a bit of shell was in my mouth but rather than pick it out, I swallowed it. Gggrrrrr!


  • Posts: 53,068 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    squeezed some boobs


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,111 ✭✭✭RikkFlair


    I went for a sprint along the beach with Carl Weathers.


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  • Moderators, Music Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 25,740 Mod ✭✭✭✭Boom_Bap


    The most manly thing I've done today was peel my sweaty scrotum from my leg after I woke up.
    I also chose to sit down for a leak in full knowledge I could have also stood up.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,453 ✭✭✭jugger0


    Woke up on a massive erection


  • Posts: 53,068 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    jugger0 wrote: »
    Woke up on a massive erection

    Lucky you, I wouldn't mind waking up on a massive erection.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 88 ✭✭Miseryguts


    Put out the bins.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,453 ✭✭✭jugger0


    Lucky you, I wouldn't mind waking up on a massive erection.

    The erection has returned


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,296 ✭✭✭Frank Black


    I ran over my dog when reversing out the driveway on the way to work. I knelt beside him while brandishing my fists at the sky, cursing God.
    Then I allowed a single tear to roll down my face as I stared into the middle distance before I buried him with my bare hands beside a nearby river.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,209 ✭✭✭✭banie01


    Got hold of my 24" pry bar and ripped up 49 450mm2 patio slabs!
    Then laying and leveling a load of fresh paving sand to get ready to lay nice fresh new slabs
    Physical labour in pursuit of laying a new patio and building myself a big new BBQ pit and smoker!
    Mmmmmm fire and meat!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,045 ✭✭✭✭gramar


    I had a piss standing up.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,113 ✭✭✭SilverScreen


    I fought Chuck Norris and made him beg for mercy.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 18,966 ✭✭✭✭syklops


    Lucky you, I wouldn't mind waking up on a massive erection.

    Now and again might be a novelty. When it happens every morning, it becomes less special. Your left with the dilemma of waiting for it to go away or do you just fap.


  • Moderators, Category Moderators, Music Moderators, Politics Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 22,380 CMod ✭✭✭✭Dravokivich


    Went to work, no-one has dared delegate anything to me.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 13,925 ✭✭✭✭anncoates


    Had a sneaky piss in the shower.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,366 ✭✭✭✭Kylo Ren


    I didn't have a period.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,147 ✭✭✭PizzamanIRL


    Peeled some potatoes for later.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,533 ✭✭✭Jester252


    Replaced a spark plug


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 34,788 ✭✭✭✭krudler


    RikkFlair wrote: »
    I went for a sprint along the beach with Carl Weathers.

    I greeted him with a ferocious handshake/arm wrestle and asked him if the CIA had him pushing too many pencils.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 516 ✭✭✭wuzziwig


    I bitch slapped my boss. He's a man, I'm not.


  • Posts: 2,812 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Went for a run in the rain in anticipation of my boxing match tomorrow...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 942 ✭✭✭Real Life


    combed my beard


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,015 ✭✭✭✭Mc Love


    Managed to drag myself out of bed despite being hungover and having a cold shower :D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,473 ✭✭✭Wacker The Attacker


    Twisted my ankle in a tube station and pretended it didnt hurt.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,264 ✭✭✭✭jester77


    Opened a jar of marmalade for herself

    *flexes arm*


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,506 ✭✭✭✭castletownman


    Purchased an industrial sized can of WD40. Just in case I get thirsty later on


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 516 ✭✭✭wuzziwig


    Can we, the wimmin of Boards, judge which of these is the most manly? Please?????


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,178 ✭✭✭✭NothingMan


    Had 4 shítes.


    Why do women always seem to be constipated?


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