The most manly thing you did today?

Mr.Prodston · 31-05-2013 11:33am #1

After I arose today I was splashing my face with water at the sink to wake me up, as you do, and as I walked over to the window to ascertain if it was "Shorts Weather" a single drop of water rolled off my beard and down my chest.

In that moment I felt like a king among men. I also put on the shorts despite it being a little drizzly outside. Hear me Roar!! :eek:

So as I have my skinny-late-frappuccino and strawberries for brunch I'd like to know what manly things ye have done today?

irelandspurs · 31-05-2013 11:37am

scratched my balls

toastedpickles · 31-05-2013 11:38am

I killed my breakfast and ate it....raw!

Ah no I changed a light bulb in my car, that's enough manliness for me today

Mr. CooL ICE · 31-05-2013 11:38am

I had a hard boiled egg as part of my breakfast. I realised that a bit of shell was in my mouth but rather than pick it out, I swallowed it. Gggrrrrr!

31-05-2013 11:38am

squeezed some boobs

RikkFlair · 31-05-2013 11:38am

I went for a sprint along the beach with Carl Weathers.

Boom_Bap · 31-05-2013 11:38am

The most manly thing I've done today was peel my sweaty scrotum from my leg after I woke up.
I also chose to sit down for a leak in full knowledge I could have also stood up.

jugger0 · 31-05-2013 11:40am

Woke up on a massive erection

31-05-2013 11:41am

jugger0 wrote: »

Woke up on a massive erection

Lucky you, I wouldn't mind waking up on a massive erection.

Miseryguts · 31-05-2013 11:42am

Put out the bins.

jugger0 · 31-05-2013 11:43am

Deleted User wrote: »

Lucky you, I wouldn't mind waking up on a massive erection.

The erection has returned

Frank Black · 31-05-2013 11:44am

I ran over my dog when reversing out the driveway on the way to work. I knelt beside him while brandishing my fists at the sky, cursing God.
Then I allowed a single tear to roll down my face as I stared into the middle distance before I buried him with my bare hands beside a nearby river.

banie01 · 31-05-2013 11:48am

Got hold of my 24" pry bar and ripped up 49 450mm2 patio slabs!
Then laying and leveling a load of fresh paving sand to get ready to lay nice fresh new slabs
Physical labour in pursuit of laying a new patio and building myself a big new BBQ pit and smoker!
Mmmmmm fire and meat!

gramar · 31-05-2013 11:53am

I had a piss standing up.

SilverScreen · 31-05-2013 11:55am

I fought Chuck Norris and made him beg for mercy.

syklops · 31-05-2013 11:56am

Deleted User wrote: »

Lucky you, I wouldn't mind waking up on a massive erection.

Now and again might be a novelty. When it happens every morning, it becomes less special. Your left with the dilemma of waiting for it to go away or do you just fap.