Are you attracted to the new woman in the UPC advert?

barneysplash

I find myself quite partial to the woman in the new UPC advert.
There's something sexy about her in a "friend of your mother's
who'se still got it" kind of way.

Anything is better than that Craig Doyl€ to be honest.
As me auld father would say "The next place you'll
see that fella will be The Crib at Christmas."

stoneill

I used to like the tiny tiny image of the one pushing the shopping trolley down the phone line.

ITS_A_BADGER

No, she seems like she moans a lot

frag420

I know her, she is a friend of my mothers!!

barneysplash

ITS_A_BADGER wrote: »

No, she seems like she moans a lot

That's because her husband pays her no attention in the advert. You can cut the tension
in that marriage with a knife. He's obviously a gambling junkie hooked on football betting.
He's probalby on the phone to his bookies to put a pony on his kid's football match.
Look at him stuffing his face. He doesn't deserve her.

Gone Drinking

No

gobnaitolunacy

Jean Byrne FTW

Rented Mule

Are we talking 'in general' or 'in Coppers' ?

c_man

Jesus someone needs to get the OP laid, quick.

Con Logue

gobnaitolunacy wrote: »

Jean Byrne FTW

I'll see your Jean Byrne and raise you Carol Kirkwood off the BBC Breakfast weather.

Preferably both at the same time.

No

sbsquarepants

No - not my cup of tea whatsoever.
Anyway, i'm saving myself for the blonde off the jml bra ad - she's damn hot!

barneysplash

Let's not turn this into a milfs thread, they are boring
and alienate the womenfolk, we need their perspective if we're
going to save this marriage.

If he's not on the phone to his bookies, is it another woman?

castletownman

The woman in the Secret Escapes ad is where it's at.

ITS_A_BADGER

barneysplash wrote: »

That's because her husband pays her no attention in the advert. You can cut the tension
in that marriage with a knife. He's obviously a gambling junkie hooked on football betting.
He's probalby on the phone to his bookies to put a pony on his kid's football match.
Look at him stuffing his face. He doesn't deserve her.

i think she was just fed up with the slow broadband

c_man

Siún Nic Gearailt off the RTE News wins all.

vicwatson

Go away outta that will ya, Craig Doyle is far better looking !

biko

I would not.

Gulliver

Admit it OP, it's the wee wink at 0:16 in the video that hooked you!

Celly Smunt

castletownman wrote: »

The woman in the Secret Escapes ad is where it's at.

I agree,women who try to save you money behind your back are rare.

sok2005

Is she Catelyn from Game of Thrones?

barneysplash

Gulliver wrote: »

Admit it OP, it's the wee wink at 0:16 in the video that hooked you!

Yes, physical attraction is part of it, but to be honest,
I'd like to see her try to patch things up with her hubby.

Maybe I'm just seeing things I don't have in my own life, reflected in
someone else. It's kind of like wi-fi, it's all around you but you can't reach
out and touch it.

Marriages have to be worked at to stay fresh. It's easy to fall in to a
rut and then blame your other half when things start to feel stagnant.
Just like slow broadband, it can leave you frustrated and irritable.

Maybe they can look up a nice break just for the two of them
on the new broadband. That way they can try and rediscover
what made them fall for each other in the first place.

In the end, I just want her to be happy, even if it's not with me.

Nemeses

barneysplash wrote: »

Yes, physical attraction is part of it, but to be honest,
I'd like to see her to try patch things up with her hubby.

Marriages have to be worked at to stay fresh. It's easy to fall in to a
rut and then blame your other half when things start to feel stagnant.

Maybe they can look up a nice break for just the two of them
on the new broadband. They can rediscover what made them
fall for each other in the first place.

In the end, I just want her to be happy, even if it's not with me.

So from a TV commercial we can tell she is experiencing relationship issues with her husband.. lol

Any more TV Adverts that tell a different story then the selling product


Also, no. She would not get it. Unless.........

BillyMitchel

I don't believe I intentionally pressed 100 on my remote. Fock you OP, fock you!!

To answer your question. If I drank a bottle of JD and she walked in wearing some sexy Ann Summers gear then it's safe to say my answer would be yep.

barneysplash

Nemeses wrote: »

So from a TV commercial we can tell she is experiencing relationship issues with her husband.. lol

Also, no. She would not get it. Unless.........

Unless what?

Nemeses wrote: »

Any more TV Adverts that tell a different story then the selling product

Look at her swinging her luscious hips around in her floaty frock.
Tell me there's not more to her movement than selling carpet cleaner.

Ricky Gervais had a skit about how she was cleaning up after a sex party
she was having before her husband comes home. Can't find a clip of it though.

Skid X

Bring back Aoife from the e-mobile ads, she was proper MILFy. And had no limits

Yes, Katy Perry is a roide.

Nemeses

barneysplash wrote: »

Unless what?

I like leaving things up to imagination...

mathie

ITS_A_BADGER wrote: »

i think she was just fed up with the slow broadband

A euphemism if ever I heard one.

barneysplash

Skid X wrote: »

Bring back Aoife from the e-mobile ads, she was proper MILFy. And had no limits

Never heard of that company Aircom, was it?

That's obviously an advertisement for a penis enhancement clinic, dubbed over
from a foreign country. "Call our sales team today up upgrade your manhood to
our unlimited purple majesty package."

Watch it with the sound off and tell me I'm wrong.

Gulliver

barneysplash wrote: »

Yes, physical attraction is part of it, but to be honest,
I'd like to see her try to patch things up with her hubby.

Maybe I'm just seeing things I don't have in my own life, reflected in
someone else. It's kind of like wi-fi, it's all around you but you can't reach
out and touch it.

Marriages have to be worked at to stay fresh. It's easy to fall in to a
rut and then blame your other half when things start to feel stagnant.
Just like slow broadband, it can leave you frustrated and irritable.

Maybe they can look up a nice break just for the two of them
on the new broadband. That way they can try and rediscover
what made them fall for each other in the first place.

In the end, I just want her to be happy, even if it's not with me.

You know OP, your interpretation of the ad actually makes me want to see a follow up ad where they patch things up. It would be better than Fair City!

barneysplash

Gulliver wrote: »

You know OP, your interpretation of the ad actually makes me want to see a follow up ad where they patch things up. It would be better than Fair City!

OPENING SHOT: Husband having a nice cup of tea in a mug with "Big Boss" written on it.
He's sitting at the breakfast bar, casually looking at the racing on his iPad. He looks to camera:

"Since getting the UPC broadband installed, the wife and me are getting along much better.
I didn't know how bad things had gotten until I saw what fibre-broadband could do for us.
Then I saw what we were missing. We used UPC to book a break for us - we went off to the
Antrim coast for a few days and it was like when we first met, we couldn't keep our hands
off each other.

Don't leave it too late, or try other substandard marital aids like 3 broadband or Meteor sticks,
you'll only make things worse. Take it from someone who nearly lost it all -
you can get the spark back. "

He looks over at the sofa, and his wife is having a nap, knackered from their bedroom
acrobatics from the night before.

He then looks out the window at Craig Doyle who is sweating like a slave, frantically washing
his car for him. He smiles at the camera and winks, a happy man, king of his castle once more.

Nforce

Jenny Scordamaglia from Miami TV......



































...ohhh yes;)

barneysplash

This beats Juan Sheet or Cilit Bang Barry Scott any day of the week:

Carson10

we've been fibre powered, have you?

Cody Pomeray

barneysplash wrote: »

This beats Juan Sheet or Cilit Bang Barry Scott any day of the week:

Jesus.

In the next scene, Kevin Keegan drops the soap.

Wanderer2010

I thought you were on about that guy who walks and acts like a woman in the other Fibre Power ad, you know the one where that guy takes pictures of the concert and on the train, he has such a girly, womanly walk and vibe about him, already hes annoying me and I dont even know him!

Got A John Frusciante

She's my friend i go to her house sometimes actually for biscuits and sometimes she comes to mine

DebDynamite

I can see the attraction OP. Bit of a Susan Sarandon look about her.

barneysplash

DebDynamite wrote: »

I can see the attraction OP. Bit of a Susan Sarandon look about her.

Yeah, totally get that. There is a touch of class about her.
I can totally see her doing one of those charity calenders
in the nip. Maybe out in the potting shed with a couple of strategically
placed geraniums. Don't forget the gloves and the wellies nom nom nom

Mind you, this is a much sexier broadband advert:

Nemeses

barneysplash wrote: »

Yeah, totally get that. There is a touch of class about her.
I can totally see her doing one of those charity calenders
in the nip. Maybe out in the potting shed with a couple of strategically
placed geraniums. Don't forget the gloves and the wellies nom nom nom

Mind you, this is a much sexier broadband advert:

And what's the story behind this ad?

seamus

Nemeses wrote: »

And what's the story behind this ad?

Have you only arrived on the internet in the last year?

The Hoff was one of the original internet memes, pictures and jokes and all sorts abounded of the Hoff online probably from 2001 - 2006. Mr Hoff, not doing anything of significance, decided to seize this unlikely upsurge in popularity and make some money doing cheesy broadband ads.

It pretty much killed the meme stone dead, even though the ads were good. A celebrity seizing their meme is a little bit like having to explain the punchline of a joke.

IK09

Im attracted to Frothy Beast, and im a dude

Nemeses

seamus wrote: »

Have you only arrived on the internet in the last year?

Yesterday, I only just got ...whats the term you kids use these days?... online!

I was expecting a more dramatic story like the UPC Lady and her hard difficult relationship..

IK09

Hey Barney Splash, make up a "no audio story" for frothy beast

nathanc36

The mother speaking in this ad is Lady Cathleen Stark from Game of Thrones.

hatrickpatrick

Dammit, ever since this thread made me think of that ad in a sexual context, the phrase "we've been fibre powered, have you?" sounds absolutely filthy

Talib Fiasco

hatrickpatrick wrote: »

Dammit, ever since this thread made me think of that ad in a sexual context, the phrase "we've been fibre powered, have you?" sounds absolutely filthy

So you're used to microscopic things causing you long lasting pleasure?

BeerWolf

No, I let out a snarl at all these UNLIMITED BROADBAND, CHEAP!!!! adverts... considering all I can get in me area is fecking Mobile Broadband with measly data caps that cost a fair bit more for it!

sbsquarepants

c_man wrote: »

Siún Nic Gearailt off the RTE News wins all.

She is so hot it is ridiculous! Even if she was speaking English I still probably wouldn't catch most of it:)

Is that UPC woman related to Mammy Stark from game of thrones aka Margot Al Harazzi from 24? They look very alike

Edit:

The mother speaking in this ad is Lady Cathleen Stark from Game of Thrones

.

Eh, never mind!!

Riskymove

nathanc36 wrote: »

The mother speaking in this ad is Lady Cathleen Stark from Game of Thrones.

No it isn't