Are you attracted to the new woman in the UPC advert?

barneysplash · 23-05-2013 12:53PM #1

I find myself quite partial to the woman in the new UPC advert.
There's something sexy about her in a "friend of your mother's
who'se still got it" kind of way.

Anything is better than that Craig Doyl€ to be honest.
As me auld father would say "The next place you'll
see that fella will be The Crib at Christmas."

stoneill · 23-05-2013 12:56PM

I used to like the tiny tiny image of the one pushing the shopping trolley down the phone line.

ITS_A_BADGER · 23-05-2013 12:56PM

No, she seems like she moans a lot

frag420 · 23-05-2013 12:56PM

I know her, she is a friend of my mothers!!

barneysplash · 23-05-2013 12:57PM

ITS_A_BADGER wrote: »

No, she seems like she moans a lot

That's because her husband pays her no attention in the advert. You can cut the tension
in that marriage with a knife. He's obviously a gambling junkie hooked on football betting.
He's probalby on the phone to his bookies to put a pony on his kid's football match.
Look at him stuffing his face. He doesn't deserve her.

Gone Drinking · 23-05-2013 12:58PM

No

gobnaitolunacy · 23-05-2013 12:58PM

Jean Byrne FTW

Rented Mule · 23-05-2013 01:03PM

Are we talking 'in general' or 'in Coppers' ?

c_man · 23-05-2013 01:05PM

Jesus someone needs to get the OP laid, quick.

Con Logue · 23-05-2013 01:07PM

gobnaitolunacy wrote: »

Jean Byrne FTW

I'll see your Jean Byrne and raise you Carol Kirkwood off the BBC Breakfast weather.

Preferably both at the same time.

23-05-2013 01:09PM

No

sbsquarepants · 23-05-2013 01:10PM

No - not my cup of tea whatsoever.
Anyway, i'm saving myself for the blonde off the jml bra ad - she's damn hot!

barneysplash · 23-05-2013 01:10PM

Let's not turn this into a milfs thread, they are boring
and alienate the womenfolk, we need their perspective if we're
going to save this marriage.

If he's not on the phone to his bookies, is it another woman?

castletownman · 23-05-2013 01:13PM

The woman in the Secret Escapes ad is where it's at.

ITS_A_BADGER · 23-05-2013 01:15PM

barneysplash wrote: »

That's because her husband pays her no attention in the advert. You can cut the tension
in that marriage with a knife. He's obviously a gambling junkie hooked on football betting.
He's probalby on the phone to his bookies to put a pony on his kid's football match.
Look at him stuffing his face. He doesn't deserve her.

i think she was just fed up with the slow broadband

c_man · 23-05-2013 01:15PM

Siún Nic Gearailt off the RTE News wins all.

vicwatson · 23-05-2013 01:18PM

Go away outta that will ya, Craig Doyle is far better looking !

biko · 23-05-2013 02:04PM

I would not.

Gulliver · 23-05-2013 02:09PM

Admit it OP, it's the wee wink at 0:16 in the video that hooked you!

Celly Smunt · 23-05-2013 02:12PM

castletownman wrote: »

The woman in the Secret Escapes ad is where it's at.

I agree,women who try to save you money behind your back are rare.

sok2005 · 23-05-2013 02:20PM

Is she Catelyn from Game of Thrones?

barneysplash · 23-05-2013 02:27PM

Gulliver wrote: »

Admit it OP, it's the wee wink at 0:16 in the video that hooked you!

Yes, physical attraction is part of it, but to be honest,
I'd like to see her try to patch things up with her hubby.

Maybe I'm just seeing things I don't have in my own life, reflected in
someone else. It's kind of like wi-fi, it's all around you but you can't reach
out and touch it.

Marriages have to be worked at to stay fresh. It's easy to fall in to a
rut and then blame your other half when things start to feel stagnant.
Just like slow broadband, it can leave you frustrated and irritable.

Maybe they can look up a nice break just for the two of them
on the new broadband. That way they can try and rediscover
what made them fall for each other in the first place.

In the end, I just want her to be happy, even if it's not with me.

Nemeses · 23-05-2013 02:41PM

barneysplash wrote: »

Yes, physical attraction is part of it, but to be honest,
I'd like to see her to try patch things up with her hubby.

Marriages have to be worked at to stay fresh. It's easy to fall in to a
rut and then blame your other half when things start to feel stagnant.

Maybe they can look up a nice break for just the two of them
on the new broadband. They can rediscover what made them
fall for each other in the first place.

In the end, I just want her to be happy, even if it's not with me.

So from a TV commercial we can tell she is experiencing relationship issues with her husband.. lol

Any more TV Adverts that tell a different story then the selling product

Also, no. She would not get it. Unless.........

BillyMitchel · 23-05-2013 02:43PM

I don't believe I intentionally pressed 100 on my remote. Fock you OP, fock you!!

To answer your question. If I drank a bottle of JD and she walked in wearing some sexy Ann Summers gear then it's safe to say my answer would be yep.

barneysplash · 23-05-2013 02:47PM

Nemeses wrote: »

So from a TV commercial we can tell she is experiencing relationship issues with her husband.. lol

Also, no. She would not get it. Unless.........

Unless what?

Nemeses wrote: »

Any more TV Adverts that tell a different story then the selling product

Look at her swinging her luscious hips around in her floaty frock.
Tell me there's not more to her movement than selling carpet cleaner.

Ricky Gervais had a skit about how she was cleaning up after a sex party
she was having before her husband comes home. Can't find a clip of it though.

Skid X · 23-05-2013 02:49PM

Bring back Aoife from the e-mobile ads, she was proper MILFy. And had no limits

23-05-2013 02:51PM

Yes, Katy Perry is a roide.

Nemeses · 23-05-2013 02:52PM

barneysplash wrote: »

Unless what?

I like leaving things up to imagination...

mathie · 23-05-2013 02:56PM

ITS_A_BADGER wrote: »

i think she was just fed up with the slow broadband

A euphemism if ever I heard one.

barneysplash · 23-05-2013 02:57PM

Skid X wrote: »

Bring back Aoife from the e-mobile ads, she was proper MILFy. And had no limits

Never heard of that company Aircom, was it?

That's obviously an advertisement for a penis enhancement clinic, dubbed over
from a foreign country. "Call our sales team today up upgrade your manhood to
our unlimited purple majesty package."

Watch it with the sound off and tell me I'm wrong.

Gulliver · 23-05-2013 03:01PM

barneysplash wrote: »

Yes, physical attraction is part of it, but to be honest,
I'd like to see her try to patch things up with her hubby.

Maybe I'm just seeing things I don't have in my own life, reflected in
someone else. It's kind of like wi-fi, it's all around you but you can't reach
out and touch it.

Marriages have to be worked at to stay fresh. It's easy to fall in to a
rut and then blame your other half when things start to feel stagnant.
Just like slow broadband, it can leave you frustrated and irritable.

Maybe they can look up a nice break just for the two of them
on the new broadband. That way they can try and rediscover
what made them fall for each other in the first place.

In the end, I just want her to be happy, even if it's not with me.

You know OP, your interpretation of the ad actually makes me want to see a follow up ad where they patch things up. It would be better than Fair City!

Are you attracted to the new woman in the UPC advert?

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