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OTB v3 - Revenge of the Banter Thread
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I am soooooooooooooo hungover. Wasn't planning on drinking but somehow just watching a film turned into beers followed by half a naggin of vodka followed by shots of Bushmills. Feel so ****. The taxi driver who picked up my friend said he likes my tattoo though.
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Morning folks
.Cupcake_Crisis wrote: »The postman is my new favourite person, got my new plugs and a cheque for € 150 today. BOOM!!
Lucky you, I hate the postman today sent me two lovely letters from the Gards kinly informing me they had withdrawn 160 euro from my account how kind of them to let me know :mad:.I KNEW Marty would like the video Damo posted. I fcuking hate Marty. I expected it of Orim!
Of coarse I liked it im going to see if I can find a Pennywise mask online to buy
.Please Kill Me wrote: »Went to bed at 11pm last night, woke at 3.22am sick. Headache, achey, dizzy...just feeling shit in general. I NEVER get sick! Ever!!
Just sitting on the couch watching Continuum now. Recorded it the other night.
@ Damo, love the video!!
Ouch sounds nasty, nothing worse than being sick you just feel useless and helpless, luckily like yourself I very rarely get sick.0 -
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Marty McFly wrote: »Of coarse I liked it im going to see if I can find a Pennywise mask online to buy.
Jaysus you'll give poor Lyn a heart attack. BUT, for cool masks, have a look here I'm gonna be ordering the Stitch - skinned edition for myself. 0 -
dodderangler wrote: »Finished work an hour early and thinkin this is fyckin great. As I turned corner into my road a dodgy car parked outside me gaf with two lads in it so I drove in and looked in rear view and two lads walking up me driveway so grabbed my extended baton ( always kept in my driver door) and stepped out
One had something in his hand and other had a what looked like a hammer
Scumbag voice says 'here are you tomo, ********'s fella'. I said no who the fcuk are you. And other fella shines a light in me face and says' where's ********* fella ' I said 'here that young1 was kicked out of this gaf in October and I moved in here with my gf and kid in November'
Scumbag says 'youve no tattoo on your face ' 'Alright sound no worries sorry bout that' don't suppose you know where they live now
I said fcuked if I know. Now lads get out of me garden and don't show your face round here again'
They said' sound seriously real sorry bout that mate'
Fcukers ruined me night now. Telling yas tallaght is getting worse
That's what you get for living in Tallaght.
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Please Kill Me wrote: »Jaysus you'll give poor Lyn a heart attack. BUT, for cool masks, have a look here I'm gonna be ordering the Stitch - skinned edition for myself.
jesus those masks are class! some quality in them!0 -
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terrorise all the trick-or-treaters!! i like your style!! :P :pac:Marty McFly wrote: »I reckon every kid in your estate is going to grow up traumatized so :pac:.
Yep! I do it every year anyway!! Have a cool CD that herself made up, it's "haunting" noises and chainsaws and people screaming and doors creaking etc. played through hidden speakers at the front of the house. The bulbs in the lights at the front of the house are changed and we put red ones in. I get fake blood and smear bloody handprints all over the front door.....loads of stuff like that. I've had parents running away screaming, never mind kids!!! 0 -
dodderangler wrote: »Trust me if I had the money I'd move
Ah in fairness to Tallaght it has it nice and bad spots just like everywhere really.Please Kill Me wrote: »Yep! I do it every year anyway!! Have a cool CD that herself made up, it's "haunting" noises and chainsaws and people screaming and doors creaking etc. played through hidden speakers at the front of the house. The bulbs in the lights at the front of the house are changed and we put red ones in. I get fake blood and smear bloody handprints all over the front door.....loads of stuff like that. I've had parents running away screaming, never mind kids!!!
:pac::pac::pac: that sounds absolutely brilliant, I want to see your house on Halloween.0 -
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Please Kill Me wrote: »Yep! I do it every year anyway!! Have a cool CD that herself made up, it's "haunting" noises and chainsaws and people screaming and doors creaking etc. played through hidden speakers at the front of the house. The bulbs in the lights at the front of the house are changed and we put red ones in. I get fake blood and smear bloody handprints all over the front door.....loads of stuff like that. I've had parents running away screaming, never mind kids!!!
You should combine that with the 'stitch - skinned' mask and a "leatherface" bloody apron... 0 -
Please Kill Me wrote: »Yep! I do it every year anyway!! Have a cool CD that herself made up, it's "haunting" noises and chainsaws and people screaming and doors creaking etc. played through hidden speakers at the front of the house. The bulbs in the lights at the front of the house are changed and we put red ones in. I get fake blood and smear bloody handprints all over the front door.....loads of stuff like that. I've had parents running away screaming, never mind kids!!!
That's feckin class!! I dug out the liquid latex and made a couple of fake wounds on my face and neck with make up and fake blood and all on a halloween recently. Waste of time, only got one lot of trick or treaters!0 -
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DamoElDiablo wrote: »You should combine that with the 'stitch - skinned' mask and a "leatherface" bloody apron...
That's an idea, I just might! I'm mates with the butchers here too, might get a real pig's head on a stake too!!That's feckin class!! I dug out the liquid latex and made a couple of fake wounds on my face and neck with make up and fake blood and all on a halloween recently. Waste of time, only got one lot of trick or treaters!
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dodderangler wrote: »Trust me if I had the money I'd move
Ah I know the feeling I was only joking I live in a kip too... funny thing is I choose to live here... I'm from around here so know the score but the house is nice, the road itself is quiet, my parents only live around the corner, the local school is brilliant too.
I feel really unmotivated tonight... going boxing and trx later... don't want to though![:\](https://www.boards.ie/resources/emoji/confused.png ":\")
Anyone wanna come with me? Ah go on... 0 -
Please Kill Me wrote: »That's an idea, I just might! I'm mates with the butchers here too, might get a real pig's head on a stake too!!
Only issue there could be the smell, and any predatory/scavenger animals coming along to rip shreds from it...0 -
DamoElDiablo wrote: »Only issue there could be the smell, and any predatory/scavenger animals coming along to rip shreds from it...
Alot of animals have an innate fear of pigs mind you, though dead flesh might still attract some lovely rats
Those masks are amazing. Have you bought any from that website already PKM? Be interesting to see if the quality in real life holds up to the image.0 -
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