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#62 31-05-2013 6:53am
getzls

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I just tell them the usual when they give me a warning, you bloody Republicians don't like us Unionists.

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#63 31-05-2013 9:36am
Tazio

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C.K Dexter Haven wrote: »

...and you're in boards prison- about to face an Admin.

What do you say to them?

Say nothing and apply for free legal aid on Adverts...

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#64 31-05-2013 10:57am
smoking_kills

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I'd just start singing.....

"Troll la la la la, la la la"

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#65 31-05-2013 11:02am
tupac_healy

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C.K Dexter Haven wrote: »

...and you're in boards prison- about to face an Admin.

What do you say to them?

I imagined you'd br taller....

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#66 31-05-2013 11:09am
--Kaiser--

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The Bastards, the bastards! Ban me! Ban Me! I MADE THE BBC!

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#67 31-05-2013 11:19am
fussyonion

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I'd propose to Zaph of course.
And promise him a lifetime of home cooked meals, clean laundry, fresh bed sheets and anything else his little heart desired.

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#68 31-05-2013 11:29am
TeddyTedson

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In such situations all you can do is plead insanity.

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#69 31-05-2013 11:32am
FatherLen

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"I WILL SEEK JUSTICE TOMORROW THEN"

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#70 31-05-2013 11:39am
not yet

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I would wear the little red dress I was given with pride, I would also hide my lipstick and only wear it for the big boss..

I is a wiping off here boss.............

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#71 31-05-2013 11:43am
Ken.

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fussyonion wrote: »

I'd propose to Zaph of course.
And promise him a lifetime of home cooked meals, clean laundry, fresh bed sheets and anything else his little heart desired.

She might not like that as much as you think

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#72 01-06-2013 12:37am
G.K.

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TESTING MOD RESPONSE TIME

RESULTS: INCONCLUSIVE, WILL CONTINUE FURTHER TESTING

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#73 01-06-2013 12:42am
Meritocracy Wins

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I banned myself once. It was a nice break.

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#74 01-06-2013 9:11am
Gordon

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Chucken wrote: »

I'd demand that ( I mean ask sweetly) Gordon typed all his replies in a Scottish accent

Well, I do have a Scottish accent, so my typing probably does too.

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#75 01-06-2013 9:19am
Lelantos

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Gordon wrote: »

Well, I do have a Scottish accent, so my typing probably does too.

Yeah, but its less James Bond, more Jimmy Krankie in my mind.

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#76 01-06-2013 9:22am
Gordon

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Lelantos wrote: »

Yeah, but its less James Bond, more Jimmy Krankie in my mind.

True, Roger Moore doesn't have a Scottish accent.

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#77 01-06-2013 9:54am
Grayson

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There was another board years ago that I used to post on. I was always getting sinbinned etc for going over the top. Eventually they made me a mod. That just took all the fun out of it.

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#78 01-06-2013 10:05am
rolliepoley

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What time dose the tuckshop open at,? i need some backy cos i'm dying for a smoke.

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#79 01-06-2013 10:14am
Sarn

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I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you're looking for an apology, I can tell you I don't have one but what I do have are a very particular set of skills. Skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you unban me now, that will be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you and I will kill you.

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#80 01-06-2013 11:59am
BeardySi

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Damnit, last time I got stuck reading prison threads I lost three days... now I'm at it again...

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#81 01-06-2013 12:51pm
TheLastMohican

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Lelantos wrote: »

Yeah, but its less James Bond, more Jimmy Krankie in my mind.

See you Jemmy! Watch oot - he's got a skien dubh!

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#82 01-06-2013 2:20pm
Chucken

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Gordon wrote: »

Well, I do have a Scottish accent, so my typing probably does too.

http://www.reactiongifs.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/swooning.gif

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#83 01-06-2013 2:32pm
TheLastMohican

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Chucken wrote: »

http://www.reactiongifs.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/swooning.gif

Chucken! Are you OK. Am faxing up the smelling salts after I shake out a few bales.

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#84 01-06-2013 2:52pm
hatrickpatrick

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"You might want to unban me there. I know things. And you know I know things. And I know you don't want anyone else out there to know the things that I know. And YOU know I know you don't want anyone else out there to know the things that I know."

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#85 01-06-2013 2:54pm
Reamer Fanny

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"Is this dress to sexy for my sister?"

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#86 01-06-2013 3:34pm
e_e

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"You've made a huge mistake."

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#87 01-06-2013 4:54pm
Overheal

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/tries to post in prison

/unable to post in prison

/checks feedback

/sees epic public outcry for ban lift

/ban lifted before I got back online

everything went better than expected

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#88 01-06-2013 5:50pm
BlimpGaz

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justryan wrote: »

"Is this dress to sexy for my sister?"

*Too. Also, nothing's too sexy for your sister. Except meself, which is why I alternate between yizzer misus and ma. ;);)

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#89 01-06-2013 8:08pm
Reamer Fanny

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"I was using my dads account"

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#90 01-06-2013 8:08pm
Reamer Fanny

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BlimpGaz wrote: »

*Too. Also, nothing's too sexy for your sister. Except meself, which is why I alternate between yizzer misus and ma. ;);)

Grammar nazism that's a banable offence sir

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#91 09-06-2013 7:47pm
Lelantos

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Prison forum & a guy called popo dopo, his thread has nearly 40 posts & it's nuttier than squirrelshít

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