You've just been site banned

C.K Dexter Haven

...and you're in boards prison- about to face an Admin.

What do you say to them?

efb

S'up

wretcheddomain

Are you paying too much for your car insurance?

BillyMitchel

Nothing. I'd join the real world again. YOLO

What would you say?

donvito99

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I have the right to remain silent, don't I.

Seachmall

oppenheimer1

I wouldn't say anything. I'm not going to beg anyone for access to this site. I'm better than that.

Lelantos

Shine your ......shoes guvnor?!

Kinski

I wish I could tell you that admin fought the good fight, and the Sisters let him be. I wish I could tell you that - but prison is no fairy-tale world. He never said who did it, but we all knew. Things went on like that for awhile - prison life consists of routine, and then more routine. Every so often, the admin would show up with fresh bruises. The Sisters kept at him - sometimes he was able to fight 'em off, sometimes not. And that's how it went for the admin - that was his routine. I do believe those first two years were the worst for him, and I also believe that if things had gone on that way, this place would have got the best of him.

Vito Corleone

There's not a day goes by I don't feel regret. Not because I'm in here, or because you think I should. I look back on the way I was then: a young, stupid kid who committed that terrible crime. I want to talk to him. I want to try and talk some sense to him, tell him the way things are. But I can't. That kid's long gone and this old man is all that's left. I got to live with that. Rehabilitated? It's just a bull**** word. So you go on and stamp your form, sonny, and stop wasting my time. Because to tell you the truth, I don't give a ****.

shopaholic01

It seems the best thing to do is order a Rita Hayworth poster and discreetly spoon your way through the walls.

ProudDUB

Are you happy with your UPC?

WindSock

Tell them your son hijacked your account.

Sarky

Buy Dav a new Bat'leth, be grand like.

shopaholic01

WindSock wrote: »

Tell them your son hijacked your account.

I forgot to log out and one of my friends took the piss/my dog walked over the keyboard.

General General

If I asked ye if ye were a shower of fe ck wa nk ers, would the answer to that question be the same as the answer to this one?

delw

Truth......you want the truth............YOU can't handle the truth

MadsL

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MBeT4ptY9sY

Chucken

I'd demand that ( I mean ask sweetly) Gordon typed all his replies in a Scottish accent

Havermeyer

WindSock wrote: »

Tell them your son hijacked your account.

Or one's dastardly roommate.

Fluorescence

It was me mate messin wit me fone for fuks sake yer not allowed ban me for dat!!!!!1111eleven

MadsL

Chucken wrote: »

I'd demand that ( I mean ask sweetly) Gordon typed all his replies in a Scottish accent

That's Commissioner Gordon to you, son!

PizzamanIRL

Nothing, i wouldn't give that Gordon fella a bigger power buzz than he's already on by begging to come back to an internet forum.

Chucken

MadsL wrote: »

That's Commissioner Gordon to you, son!

Nah. I talk about Gordon here at home like hes a Scottish god. No titles there!

..and I'm not "boy" :mad:

Kuhnt Pounder

I will facebang you for money.

Zaph

MadsL wrote: »

That's Commissioner Gordon to you, son!

No, Gordon and Commissioner Gordon are two different people. The latter is the big boss in the Boards office.

Havermeyer

Fluorescence wrote: »

It was me mate messin wit me fone for fuks sake yer not allowed ban me for dat!!!!!1111eleven

That's a pretty good impression.

Fluorescence

nummnutts wrote: »

That's a pretty good impression.

I no rite? Dem power trippen priks tink der so dedly just cuz der sum internet wizzard but der just a 40 year old vergin livin in der mas basement i dont even care tho ill just make a new email and come strait back LOL fukin waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaankers

Chucken

What about looking for directions to the office to have it out face to face?

strobe

Stupid ****ing loser ***** hiding behind your computers. Sad bastard moderator pricks! Your site is **** anyway. I'm just gonna make a new account like I always do. Dirty ****ing ****bags ****. It wasn't even me that did the thing you banned me for you stupid asscocks. I don't even care though cause this site is ****ty and your all sad ****ing ****heads! I'm gonna rereg now dick munchers.

(ok, it's originally a Wilde quote, but it seems to be apt.)

The Backwards Man

Mess with me now; you're gonna regret it later - Henry Brubaker.


Anyone ever see that film? Based on a true event apparently.

Killer Wench

Been there, done that. Zaph's cool.

fasttalkerchat

**** it time for a clean slate anyway.

Fozzie Bear

What's that? Ha! Well that is a bet you are going to lose Mr Screw. Pulling down your pants is not going to put me off either.

See? I can touch my toes while taking a shower......

c_man

I'd shank them tbh

Tombi!

Banned user: Banned for what? I didn't do anything wrong.
Admin: You called some users a shower of bastards.
Banned user: That was a friend; look can you just unban me. I won't let it happen again.
Admin: Ah, sorry, I don't believe that, plus you registered a new account to bypass the ban so I'm afraid I can't let you back on.
Banned user: F**KING WAN*ERS BUNCH OF F**KING WASTESR IN YOUR MAS BASEMENT! ILL BLEEDING KILL YOU!

*two weeks later and the lads get an email at hello@boards.ie*
Banned user: Hi, you seem to have banned "banned user" by mistake. I wasn't aware that I couldn't make a new account.
Admins: Well, he seems to have gotten over it, let's just give him a months ban and let him join, yeah?
*Banned user sees email*
****ING C**TS ILL BLEEDING SUE YOUSE

Something like that I imagine.

crockholm

I think I would publicly challenge BuffyBot to a fist fight, only as it is the least toughest name in prison,and therefore would fancy my chances more than I would with Mr E (gangster name) or Gordon(named after gin)

Sin City

If you may strike me down , but I will return even more powerful under a brand new user name

You cant ban people , just profiles etc etc

FatherLen

is this dress too sexy for your sister?

Duggy747

10:02am wrote:

Hi, I think I was unfairly banned and would like to state my case, please.

10:03am wrote:

FINE THEN DON'T FÙCKING REPLY!!!! Fùck you all, I'll kill every last one of you, I don't need this fùcking cock-gobbling place!!!!!

If I ever see that admin I'll cut his fùcking throat from ear to ear, tear out his vocal cords and mail them to his fùcking family, break into their house, steal the vocal cords, and mail them back to them again!!

This place also smells funny!!





Banning me from the Mustard forum!?! How dare you........

Gloriously over the top.

Plazaman

What? Banned? I did know I couldn't post my survey with a link to my website, selling top notch stuff by the way, in 22 different forums, all relevent forums by the way, as I don't make any money from it, even though my brother owns the company by the way <snip.ie>. A warning would have sufficed as I'm new here and what Terms & Conditions and I'm sorry by the way and won't do it again and even if I do it'll be under a new username as you won't find my IP.

Think I've cover a good 70% of post types there.

Lelantos

I don't think you can consider yourself a true boardsie until you've done some time in solitary. I am ze cooler king!

OneArt

How dare you put me in prison. I'm going to fight this by using my lawyer who issue a legal subjudy of paragraph ten of the book of law that happens in a court.

Agent Smith

I'd start a fight, so I wouldn't be no-ones bitch In prison...

hoodwinked

seriously though how do they know the genuine cases?


what if your housemate is a dick who frapes you on boards?

what if your relative availed of your *keep me logged in* option when they borrowed your laptop without your permission.

what if you are in an internet cafe/college and you have more tabs then boards open while you go for a coffee...

what if you are in a rush for a lecture in college and you have more tabs then boards open and you shut it down but it doesn't shut down because a warning pop up opened first....

won't somebody please think of the innocents in here...

I dunno.. probably get something productive done for once.

Crann na Beatha

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af_thefragile

Is this dress too sexy for my sister?

Probably something like "Well well, what the hell took you so long?"

Or maybe "You do not want to ban me.... I found out what was _really_ in the safe".

Seachmall

hoodwinked wrote: »

seriously though how do they know the genuine cases?


what if your housemate is a dick who frapes you on boards?

what if your relative availed of your *keep me logged in* option when they borrowed your laptop without your permission.

what if you are in an internet cafe/college and you have more tabs then boards open while you go for a coffee...

what if you are in a rush for a lecture in college and you have more tabs then boards open and you shut it down but it doesn't shut down because a warning pop up opened first....

won't somebody please think of the innocents in here...

It's your responsibility to protect your account.


Boards.ie; blaming the victims since 1998.

Lelantos

Anyone want to check out Sobanek in Prison at the moment? I think they may have to take his shoelaces away at this rate!