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  • 26-04-2013 12:53am
    #1
    C.K Dexter Haven
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,711 ✭✭✭


    ...and you're in boards prison- about to face an Admin.

    What do you say to them?


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    #2
    efb
    Closed Accounts Posts: 35,514 ✭✭✭✭efb


    S'up


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    #3
    wretcheddomain
    Registered Users Posts: 3,094 ✭✭✭wretcheddomain


    Are you paying too much for your car insurance?


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    #4
    BillyMitchel
    Registered Users Posts: 3,324 ✭✭✭BillyMitchel


    Nothing. I'd join the real world again. YOLO

    What would you say?


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    #5
    donvito99
    Registered Users Posts: 5,818 ✭✭✭donvito99


    .







    I have the right to remain silent, don't I.


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    #6
    Seachmall
    Registered Users Posts: 7,041 ✭✭✭Seachmall




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    #7
    oppenheimer1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,084 ✭✭✭oppenheimer1


    I wouldn't say anything. I'm not going to beg anyone for access to this site. I'm better than that.


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    #8
    Lelantos
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,612 ✭✭✭Lelantos


    Shine your ......shoes guvnor?!


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    #9
    Kinski
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,555 ✭✭✭Kinski


    I wish I could tell you that admin fought the good fight, and the Sisters let him be. I wish I could tell you that - but prison is no fairy-tale world. He never said who did it, but we all knew. Things went on like that for awhile - prison life consists of routine, and then more routine. Every so often, the admin would show up with fresh bruises. The Sisters kept at him - sometimes he was able to fight 'em off, sometimes not. And that's how it went for the admin - that was his routine. I do believe those first two years were the worst for him, and I also believe that if things had gone on that way, this place would have got the best of him.


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    #10
    Vito Corleone
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,753 ✭✭✭Vito Corleone


    There's not a day goes by I don't feel regret. Not because I'm in here, or because you think I should. I look back on the way I was then: a young, stupid kid who committed that terrible crime. I want to talk to him. I want to try and talk some sense to him, tell him the way things are. But I can't. That kid's long gone and this old man is all that's left. I got to live with that. Rehabilitated? It's just a bull**** word. So you go on and stamp your form, sonny, and stop wasting my time. Because to tell you the truth, I don't give a ****.


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    #11
    shopaholic01
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,916 ✭✭✭shopaholic01


    It seems the best thing to do is order a Rita Hayworth poster and discreetly spoon your way through the walls.


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    #12
    ProudDUB
    Registered Users Posts: 11,569 ✭✭✭✭ProudDUB


    Are you happy with your UPC?


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    #13
    WindSock
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,239 ✭✭✭✭WindSock


    Tell them your son hijacked your account.


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    #14
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    Buy Dav a new Bat'leth, be grand like.


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    #15
    shopaholic01
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,916 ✭✭✭shopaholic01


    WindSock wrote: »
    Tell them your son hijacked your account.
    I forgot to log out and one of my friends took the piss/my dog walked over the keyboard.


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    #16
    General General
    Registered Users Posts: 1,900 ✭✭✭General General


    If I asked ye if ye were a shower of fe ck wa nk ers, would the answer to that question be the same as the answer to this one?


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    #17
    delw
    Registered Users Posts: 2,655 ✭✭✭delw


    Truth......you want the truth............YOU can't handle the truth :)


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    #18
    MadsL
    Registered Users Posts: 20,299 ✭✭✭✭MadsL


    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MBeT4ptY9sY


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    #19
    Chucken
    Registered Users Posts: 9,459 ✭✭✭Chucken


    I'd demand that ( I mean ask sweetly) Gordon typed all his replies in a Scottish accent :o


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    #20
    Havermeyer
    Registered Users Posts: 3,041 ✭✭✭Havermeyer


    WindSock wrote: »
    Tell them your son hijacked your account.

    Or one's dastardly roommate.


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    #21
    Fluorescence
    Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 8,490 Mod ✭✭✭✭Fluorescence


    It was me mate messin wit me fone for fuks sake yer not allowed ban me for dat!!!!!1111eleven


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    #22
    MadsL
    Registered Users Posts: 20,299 ✭✭✭✭MadsL


    Chucken wrote: »
    I'd demand that ( I mean ask sweetly) Gordon typed all his replies in a Scottish accent :o

    That's Commissioner Gordon to you, son!


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    #23
    PizzamanIRL
    Registered Users Posts: 5,148 ✭✭✭PizzamanIRL


    Nothing, i wouldn't give that Gordon fella a bigger power buzz than he's already on by begging to come back to an internet forum.


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    #24
    Chucken
    Registered Users Posts: 9,459 ✭✭✭Chucken


    MadsL wrote: »
    That's Commissioner Gordon to you, son!

    Nah. I talk about Gordon here at home like hes a Scottish god. No titles there!

    ..and I'm not "boy" :mad:


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    #25
    Kuhnt Pounder
    Registered Users Posts: 20 ✭Kuhnt Pounder


    I will facebang you for money.


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    #26
    Zaph
    Registered Users, Subscribers Posts: 47,283 ✭✭✭✭Zaph


    MadsL wrote: »
    That's Commissioner Gordon to you, son!

    No, Gordon and Commissioner Gordon are two different people. The latter is the big boss in the Boards office.


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    #27
    Havermeyer
    Registered Users Posts: 3,041 ✭✭✭Havermeyer


    Fluorescence wrote: »
    It was me mate messin wit me fone for fuks sake yer not allowed ban me for dat!!!!!1111eleven

    That's a pretty good impression.


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    #28
    Fluorescence
    Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 8,490 Mod ✭✭✭✭Fluorescence


    nummnutts wrote: »
    That's a pretty good impression.

    I no rite? Dem power trippen priks tink der so dedly just cuz der sum internet wizzard but der just a 40 year old vergin livin in der mas basement i dont even care tho ill just make a new email and come strait back LOL fukin waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaankers


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    #29
    Chucken
    Registered Users Posts: 9,459 ✭✭✭Chucken


    What about looking for directions to the office to have it out face to face? :D


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    #30
    strobe
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,872 ✭✭✭strobe


    Stupid ****ing loser ***** hiding behind your computers. Sad bastard moderator pricks! Your site is **** anyway. I'm just gonna make a new account like I always do. Dirty ****ing ****bags ****. It wasn't even me that did the thing you banned me for you stupid asscocks. I don't even care though cause this site is ****ty and your all sad ****ing ****heads! I'm gonna rereg now dick munchers.

    (ok, it's originally a Wilde quote, but it seems to be apt.)


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    #31
    The Backwards Man
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,299 ✭✭✭✭The Backwards Man


    Mess with me now; you're gonna regret it later - Henry Brubaker.


    Anyone ever see that film? Based on a true event apparently.


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