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    #32
    Killer Wench
    Registered Users Posts: 2,386 ✭✭✭Killer Wench


    Been there, done that. Zaph's cool. :D


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    #33
    fasttalkerchat
    Registered Users Posts: 5,652 ✭✭✭fasttalkerchat


    **** it time for a clean slate anyway.


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    #34
    Fozzie Bear
    Registered Users Posts: 1,178 ✭✭✭Fozzie Bear


    What's that? Ha! Well that is a bet you are going to lose Mr Screw. Pulling down your pants is not going to put me off either.

    See? I can touch my toes while taking a shower......


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    #35
    c_man
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,436 ✭✭✭c_man


    I'd shank them tbh


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    #36
    Tombi!
    Registered Users Posts: 6,689 ✭✭✭Tombi!


    Banned user: Banned for what? I didn't do anything wrong.
    Admin: You called some users a shower of bastards.
    Banned user: That was a friend; look can you just unban me. I won't let it happen again.
    Admin: Ah, sorry, I don't believe that, plus you registered a new account to bypass the ban so I'm afraid I can't let you back on.
    Banned user: F**KING WAN*ERS BUNCH OF F**KING WASTESR IN YOUR MAS BASEMENT! ILL BLEEDING KILL YOU!

    *two weeks later and the lads get an email at hello@boards.ie*
    Banned user: Hi, you seem to have banned "banned user" by mistake. I wasn't aware that I couldn't make a new account.
    Admins: Well, he seems to have gotten over it, let's just give him a months ban and let him join, yeah?
    *Banned user sees email*
    ****ING C**TS ILL BLEEDING SUE YOUSE

    Something like that I imagine.


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    #37
    crockholm
    Registered Users Posts: 2,448 ✭✭✭crockholm


    I think I would publicly challenge BuffyBot to a fist fight, only as it is the least toughest name in prison,and therefore would fancy my chances more than I would with Mr E (gangster name) or Gordon(named after gin)


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    #38
    Sin City
    Registered Users Posts: 2,375 ✭✭✭Sin City


    If you may strike me down , but I will return even more powerful under a brand new user name

    You cant ban people , just profiles etc etc


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    #39
    FatherLen
    Registered Users Posts: 3,808 ✭✭✭FatherLen


    is this dress too sexy for your sister?


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    #40
    Duggy747
    Registered Users Posts: 13,295 ✭✭✭✭Duggy747


    10:02am wrote:
    Hi, I think I was unfairly banned and would like to state my case, please.
    10:03am wrote:
    FINE THEN DON'T FÙCKING REPLY!!!! Fùck you all, I'll kill every last one of you, I don't need this fùcking cock-gobbling place!!!!!

    If I ever see that admin I'll cut his fùcking throat from ear to ear, tear out his vocal cords and mail them to his fùcking family, break into their house, steal the vocal cords, and mail them back to them again!!

    This place also smells funny!!





    Banning me from the Mustard forum!?! How dare you........


    Gloriously over the top.


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    #41
    Plazaman
    Registered Users Posts: 3,012 ✭✭✭Plazaman


    What? Banned? I did know I couldn't post my survey with a link to my website, selling top notch stuff by the way, in 22 different forums, all relevent forums by the way, as I don't make any money from it, even though my brother owns the company by the way <snip.ie>. A warning would have sufficed as I'm new here and what Terms & Conditions and I'm sorry by the way and won't do it again and even if I do it'll be under a new username as you won't find my IP.

    Think I've cover a good 70% of post types there.


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    #42
    Lelantos
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,612 ✭✭✭Lelantos


    I don't think you can consider yourself a true boardsie until you've done some time in solitary. I am ze cooler king!


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    #43
    OneArt
    Registered Users Posts: 1,910 ✭✭✭OneArt


    How dare you put me in prison. I'm going to fight this by using my lawyer who issue a legal subjudy of paragraph ten of the book of law that happens in a court.


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    #44
    Agent Smith
    Moderators, Regional East Moderators Posts: 21,502 Mod ✭✭✭✭Agent Smith


    I'd start a fight, so I wouldn't be no-ones bitch In prison...


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    #45
    hoodwinked
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,175 ✭✭✭hoodwinked


    seriously though how do they know the genuine cases?


    what if your housemate is a dick who frapes you on boards?

    what if your relative availed of your *keep me logged in* option when they borrowed your laptop without your permission.

    what if you are in an internet cafe/college and you have more tabs then boards open while you go for a coffee...

    what if you are in a rush for a lecture in college and you have more tabs then boards open and you shut it down but it doesn't shut down because a warning pop up opened first....

    won't somebody please think of the innocents in here... :(


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    #46
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 0 ✭ [Deleted User]


    I dunno.. probably get something productive done for once.


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    #47
    Crann na Beatha
    Registered Users Posts: 11,763 ✭✭✭✭Crann na Beatha


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    #48
    af_thefragile
    Registered Users Posts: 7,171 ✭✭✭af_thefragile


    Is this dress too sexy for my sister?


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    #49
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 0 ✭ [Deleted User]


    Probably something like "Well well, what the hell took you so long?"

    Or maybe "You do not want to ban me.... I found out what was _really_ in the safe".


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    #50
    Seachmall
    Registered Users Posts: 7,041 ✭✭✭Seachmall


    hoodwinked wrote: »
    seriously though how do they know the genuine cases?


    what if your housemate is a dick who frapes you on boards?

    what if your relative availed of your *keep me logged in* option when they borrowed your laptop without your permission.

    what if you are in an internet cafe/college and you have more tabs then boards open while you go for a coffee...

    what if you are in a rush for a lecture in college and you have more tabs then boards open and you shut it down but it doesn't shut down because a warning pop up opened first....

    won't somebody please think of the innocents in here... :(


    It's your responsibility to protect your account.


    Boards.ie; blaming the victims since 1998.


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    #51
    Lelantos
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,612 ✭✭✭Lelantos


    Anyone want to check out Sobanek in Prison at the moment? I think they may have to take his shoelaces away at this rate!


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    #52
    antodeco
    Registered Users, Subscribers Posts: 13,451 ✭✭✭✭antodeco


    Refund me back the last 7 years worth of my membership ye filthy dogs!


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    #53
    branie
    Registered Users Posts: 1,429 ✭✭✭branie


    "call it, friendo."


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    #54
    Gbear
    Registered Users Posts: 12,775 ✭✭✭✭Gbear


    What a shower a BASTARDS! BAN ME!? BAN ME!? I MADE BOARDS.IE!

    **sobs uncontrollably into bottle of sherry**


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    #55
    C.K Dexter Haven
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,711 ✭✭✭C.K Dexter Haven


    Gbear wrote: »
    What a shower a BASTARDS! BAN ME!? BAN ME!? I MADE BOARDS.IE!

    **sobs uncontrollably into bottle of sherry**

    Sherry? Who the %*$£¥?#% drinks sherry?:P


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    #56
    keelanj69
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,089 ✭✭✭keelanj69


    Can I be un-banned if the dark lord rises tonight in the guise of a new and EVIL pope?


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    #57
    Play To Kill
    Closed Accounts Posts: 485 ✭✭Play To Kill


    keelanj69 wrote: »
    Can I be un-banned if the dark lord rises tonight in the guise of a new and EVIL pope?

    Ah how I miss RTTH, his prison thread was hilarious.


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    #58
    lahalane
    Closed Accounts Posts: 954 ✭✭✭lahalane




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    #59
    Seaneh
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 18,300 ✭✭✭✭Seaneh


    I was sitebanned about 10 years ago because I left my account logged in on a netcafe's machine and Preacher (Hagar, the old AH mod's Son) posted some mental nazi/homophobic/psychotic ****e on one of the soc boards, can't remember which. Quick pm to DeVore sorted it out though, he was able to tell pretty quickly it wasn't me.


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    #60
    TheLastMohican
    Registered Users Posts: 1,837 ✭✭✭TheLastMohican


    C.K Dexter Haven wrote: »
    ...and you're in boards prison- about to face an Admin.

    What do you say to them?

    Say fuck all
    Some of them are capable of putting 2+2 together and getting
    any number you wish to think


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    #61
    JD DABA
    Registered Users Posts: 294 ✭✭JD DABA


    In that strictly hypothetically situation I imagine I would have to launch counter-measures by re-reging. Even the dreaded perma-ban is easily defeated... apparently.
    What would I say in such an imaginary scenario ... ? Probably 'whatever, see you in 5 minutes butthole.
    Not that this has happened.


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