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weird thing about this girl at work.

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    #32
    kfallon
    Registered Users Posts: 25,775 ✭✭✭✭kfallon


    shopaholic01 wrote: »
    How's the gee?
    Lando Griffin wrote: »
    Grand. The scab fell off in the bed the other night so the new skin is very tender.

    :eek:


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    #33
    0ph0rce0
    Registered Users Posts: 3,928 ✭✭✭0ph0rce0


    You still love her, Its you that has an obsession here.


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    #34
    Cee-Jay-Cee
    Registered Users Posts: 12,235 ✭✭✭✭Cee-Jay-Cee


    Tell her you've started doing all this new stuff and then don't do it!
    Tell her you do charity work a few evenings a week and you volunteer at the local dog pound on Saturday morning. Tell her you joined the church choir and are taking singing lessons. Basically have her doing so much activities that she burns herself out and gives up. That'll show the crazy bitch.


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    #35
    teednab-el
    Registered Users Posts: 2,971 ✭✭✭teednab-el


    0ph0rce0 wrote: »
    You still love her, Its you that has an obsession here.

    No definately not. I was never in love with her day one. She works with me , Im the one doing new activities not her. I have yet to copy her which i dont intend doing. A pilot is my next aim. It wont be long before there will be a hawk following me up the skies.


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    #36
    Boo2112
    Registered Users Posts: 114 ✭✭Boo2112


    Op are you male or female? If you're a chick you should buy a wig and cut it so it looks completely stupid and wear it in front of her and tell her you love it. If she doesn't cut hers the same its a figment of your imagination. If she does then congrats, you've just ruined her life :)


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    #37
    davet82
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,753 ✭✭✭davet82


    masturbate wildly at your desk in work and wait and see what she does, it will confirm if she is in fact a big copy cat


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    #38
    sfwcork
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,203 ✭✭✭sfwcork


    Does this "Person" only appear when your alone ?


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    #39
    corktina
    Closed Accounts Posts: 17,733 ✭✭✭✭corktina


    get a Penisectomy, see if she copies you


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    #40
    antodeco
    Registered Users, Subscribers Posts: 13,449 ✭✭✭✭antodeco


    Itd be gas if it was just a mirror you were looking into


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    #41
    teednab-el
    Registered Users Posts: 2,971 ✭✭✭teednab-el


    corktina wrote: »
    get a Penisectomy, see if she copies you

    She wouldnt have the "balls" for that.


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    #42
    Lawrence1895
    Registered Users Posts: 7,627 ✭✭✭Lawrence1895


    Start supporting Shels and come down to Tolka next Friday.

    If she comes with you, well done, two more visitors in Tolka, a boost attendance wise is always good for the club :D


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    #43
    spodoinkle
    Registered Users Posts: 308 ✭✭spodoinkle


    Is the car a golf by any chance?


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    #44
    SB2013
    Closed Accounts Posts: 805 ✭✭✭SB2013


    I wonder if you got a sex change would she do the same or would she go gay?


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    #45
    ScumLord
    Registered Users Posts: 28,789 ✭✭✭✭ScumLord


    It must be awful to be liked.


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    #46
    corktina
    Closed Accounts Posts: 17,733 ✭✭✭✭corktina


    Lars1916 wrote: »
    Start supporting Shels and come down to Tolka next Friday.

    If she comes with you, well done, two more visitors in Tolka, a boost attendance wise is always good for the club :D

    double the crowd! Score!


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    #47
    teednab-el
    Registered Users Posts: 2,971 ✭✭✭teednab-el


    spodoinkle wrote: »
    Is the car a golf by any chance?

    No.

    why?


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    #48
    teednab-el
    Registered Users Posts: 2,971 ✭✭✭teednab-el


    ScumLord wrote: »
    It must be awful to be liked.

    Im beginning to feel like an inspiration to this one.


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    #49
    meath4sam
    Registered Users Posts: 605 ✭✭✭meath4sam


    When u get to work parallel park i bet she won't be able to copy you. Then in the office take your lad out and spin it round using your hips and shout helicopter and if she is able to do that I'd be worried.


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    #50
    Lawrence1895
    Registered Users Posts: 7,627 ✭✭✭Lawrence1895


    corktina wrote: »
    double the crowd! Score!

    Please don't forget the away supporters, the attendance will reach unexpected highs :D


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    #51
    Auldloon
    Registered Users Posts: 1,241 ✭✭✭Auldloon


    If you'd like a right laugh fake your own death.


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    #52
    smash
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34,809 ✭✭✭✭smash


    teednab-el wrote: »
    There is this girl, i know who works with me and she literally copies everything i do

    Have a ****, see what happens!


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    #53
    Hoop66
    Registered Users Posts: 2,310 ✭✭✭Hoop66


    smash wrote: »
    Have a ****, see what happens!
    The cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems.


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    #54
    hatrickpatrick
    Registered Users Posts: 17,797 ✭✭✭✭hatrickpatrick


    Only one thing for it: Send her a video of you touching yourself in the nude and see if she sends one back.

    If she does, post it here so we can analyse it and figure out what she's up to.


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    #55
    Knasher
    Registered Users Posts: 2,370 ✭✭✭Knasher


    I know how you feel OP. I went into work one day and started telling people how awesome my new phone was, next thing you know a bunch of my coworkers showed up the with same phone. Then I told people about this awesome trip to France I went on, next thing you know 2 of my coworkers visited the same place.

    The bastards don't understand that I'm showing off, not recommending things to them.


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    #56
    thenightrider
    Registered Users Posts: 1,647 ✭✭✭thenightrider


    This reminds me of a bloke i grew up with i started to have a bit of fun with him i would tell him i was going to do something and then he would go and do it before me the best thing ever was when i told him i was going to get a tattoo of Sponge Bob so what does he do goes and gets a tattoo of Sponge Bob Ahhh the laugh every one had.


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    #57
    --Kaiser--
    Registered Users Posts: 6,461 ✭✭✭--Kaiser--


    Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery


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    #58
    returnNull
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,235 ✭✭✭returnNull


    3DataModem wrote: »
    Get a henna tattoo, and tell her it's real.
    of a vagina..on your forehead..that will learn her


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    #59
    TheUsual
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,288 ✭✭✭TheUsual


    Become a deep-sea Atlantic fisherman.
    See how long she lasts with all the cold and rain. Chicks don't like rain/cold/fish guts.


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    #60
    Capt'n Midnight
    Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 90,921 Mod ✭✭✭✭Capt'n Midnight


    Since the car wasn't a Golf

    Does it sound like a Golf :pac:




    I'm guessing it's a Yaris.


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    #61
    Shiner11
    Registered Users Posts: 148 ✭✭Shiner11


    You said she has a partner. Have you ever met him?
    If he's the spitting image of you then that would be very weird.

    Buy a wrist support and wear it to work someday complaining of pain from the gym or something and see if she follows suit.
    Rent a very expensive car for a week and tell her you bought it.


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