Liveline thread 09/04/2013 to 19/7/2013

syklops

A friend of mine(from cavan, read tight), signed up for loads-of-fish.com. They gave him a free month and after the free month he would have to pay 29.99 a month. Anyway, he met a girl and they went on a date and he thought, yeah, she'll do, and he cancelled it. They got married last year.

CorsendonkX

Next weeks Sunday World headline sorted

"Top surgeon pimps 16 year old to 80 year old man!!"

withless

Is this real life?

europa11

"I don't believe in paying anything"

Ah now Paddy, come on....we all pay for it one way or another

syklops

CorsendonkX wrote: »

Next weeks Sunday World headline sorted

"Top surgeon pimps 16 year old to 80 year old man!!"

What did the surgeon say to him?

That_Guy

"If I put a 16 year old in front of you naked"

Woah!!

Tisserand

Ah, well if he's not prepared to marry me, forget it. Half of his estate and all that

BPKS

syklops wrote: »

What did the surgeon say to him?

If he put a 16 year old naked in front of him it wouldnt cause a stir:eek:

padd b1975

This is pure gold.

That_Guy

Sounds like Joe is taking the piss out of him.

syklops

Joe:"Why wouldn't you get married"
Caller:"Well I like to keep my lathe in the sitting room. Women wouldn't like that."

syklops

BPKS wrote: »

If he put a 16 year old naked in front of him it wouldnt cause a stir:eek:

If I ever get like that, take me out back and have me shot.

europa11

syklops wrote: »

What did the surgeon say to him?

If he put a 16 year old naked in front of him it wouldn't do anything for him.

:rolleyes: Just thinking, Derek Mooney would have pertinently asked " would it be a 16 year old girl or boy?"

Dan Jaman

syklops wrote: »

Joe:"Why wouldn't you get married"
Caller:"Well I like to keep my lathe in the sitting room. Women wouldn't like that."

<eyes up motorcycle in kitchen>
Aye, true.

CorsendonkX

This fella would be cheaper getting a mail order bride.

Lapin

He's annoying me and I've only been listening to him for 2 minutes.

At least he knows he would annoy anyone desperate enough to marry him for life.

ButtersSuki

First Lahv Lahn in ages and off to a good start with a pimp in the medical profession and an Irishman claiming he'd be difficult to live with as he's very hygienic. Yes, in my own experience Irish women are looking for slobs they can mother!

Floppybits

jaysus lets hope Rhoda is younger than 50?

JonathanAnon

what's with all the posh women looking to hookup.. I'm going to set up my new posh women dating website... downstairs-upstairs.ie

constitutionus

FFS Joe leave him alone. No need to go on about why he's a pain to live with .

Busted Flat.

CorsendonkX wrote: »

This fella would be cheaper getting a mail order bride.

Would he pay the cost of delivery.

DuckHook

how is one person in a house paying the same bills as a family?

CorsendonkX

Lapin wrote: »

He's annoying me and I've only been listening to him for 2 minutes.

At least he knows he would annoy anyone desperate enough to marry him for life.

He is 80, life might be another 20 mins..

Tisserand

JonathanAnon wrote: »

what's with all the posh women looking to hookup.. I'm going to set up my new posh women dating website... downstairs-upstairs.ie

I'll sign up straight away. I want a man. Only one criteron: Must have plenty of money

Boombastic

Do the cats not keep her warm?

constitutionus

Ya heard it on liveline 1st .

Widows that get married are no longer widows.

europa11

New sig. for Joe:

"The Dateline is open neooww!"

Boombastic

No room for a trampoline?

Lapin

Where's the house?

CorsendonkX

Busted Flat. wrote: »

Would he pay the cost of delivery.

Doubt it, but if he get's a cut price Thai bride he won't need to worry about getting it up, "she" be able to get "hers" up.