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Boxed my mate in the jaw

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    #32
    Nodin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 46,938 ✭✭✭✭Nodin


    6541 wrote: »
    Right cross to Jaw, a stunner !


    Did you do the "Hadouken" thing?


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    #33
    SEPT 23 1989
    Registered Users Posts: 43,024 ✭✭✭✭SEPT 23 1989


    6541 wrote: »
    He also owes me 200 bucks for the longest time and no sign of payment, so maybe I should get 200 bucks worth of beating out of him! So we will call last nights one ten euros, another 190 to go.

    Yeah you would have to put him in a wheelchair for that kind of money


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    #34
    6541
    Registered Users Posts: 1,937 ✭✭✭6541


    SEPT 23 1989 wrote: »
    Yeah you would have to put him in a wheelchair for that kind of money

    Ah no, it was a trained punch, enought to hurt but not fcuk ya up!


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    #35
    harry Bailey esq
    Registered Users Posts: 4,814 ✭✭✭harry Bailey esq


    happens with lads all the time,if he won't answer the phone tell him how sorry you are through a neutral third party,eventually he Will realise your sorry,when he does,apologize again personally and maybe treat him to a few pints if you think the pair of ye can have a civilized drink.it Will blow over in the end.no biggie.


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    #36
    FTA69
    Registered Users Posts: 9,252 ✭✭✭FTA69


    Nodin wrote: »
    What - like forward, diagonal forward (downward) , downward and punch?

    Take it easy now, there's no need to be shooting fireballs at people.

    OP,

    The fact is you're a complete badass. Your friend now knows this so he won't overstep the mark ever again. Also, now that you've informed everyone via the internet that you're a badass, nobody will ever f*ck with you again. Ever.

    You're a legend.


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    #37
    Mr.Crinklewood
    Registered Users Posts: 12,390 ✭✭✭✭Mr.Crinklewood


    We should have a forum where people can confess about the lies they have posted on here.


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    #38
    Nodin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 46,938 ✭✭✭✭Nodin


    It's true. I was going to take the piss, but the thought of a clatter offof him made me glue me khaks to me arse.


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    #39
    mattjack
    Registered Users Posts: 5,389 ✭✭✭mattjack


    Mr.Crinklewood wrote: »
    We should have a forum where people can confess about the lies they have posted on here.

    Ooh ooh me first ...


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    #40
    SEPT 23 1989
    Registered Users Posts: 43,024 ✭✭✭✭SEPT 23 1989


    harry Bailey esq wrote: »
    happens with lads all the time,if he won't answer the phone tell him how sorry you are through a neutral third party,eventually he Will realise your sorry,when he does,apologize again personally and maybe treat him to a few pints if you think the pair of ye can have a civilized drink.it Will blow over in the end.no biggie.

    and then the fists of fury make an appearance again and we are back to square one


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    #41
    anncoates
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,925 ✭✭✭✭anncoates


    6541 wrote: »
    He also owes me 200 bucks for the longest time and no sign of payment, so maybe I should get 200 bucks worth of beating out of him! So we will call last nights one ten euros, another 190 to go.

    Why did you lend him the sum in dollars?


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    #42
    King of Kings
    Registered Users Posts: 1,695 ✭✭✭King of Kings


    dunno as first i thought the OP was in teh wrong - but elbow to the head in a threatening manner prior to the dig , I think the OP is the victim here.


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    #43
    mackeire
    Registered Users Posts: 2,280 ✭✭✭mackeire


    harry Bailey esq wrote: »
    happens with lads all the time,if he won't answer the phone tell him how sorry you are through a neutral third party,eventually he Will realise your sorry,when he does,apologize again personally and maybe treat him to a few pints if you think the pair of ye can have a civilized drink.it Will blow over in the end.no biggie.

    ye and maybe then they can shave each others vaginas


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    #44
    Grayditch
    Registered Users Posts: 14,347 ✭✭✭✭Grayditch


    6541 wrote: »
    He also owes me 200 bucks for the longest time and no sign of payment

    I'd like to settle his bet.

    Here...

    It's missing a few, but he had hospital bills.


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    #45
    6541
    Registered Users Posts: 1,937 ✭✭✭6541


    mackeire wrote: »
    ye and maybe then they can shave each others vaginas

    Strange chap!


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    #46
    The King of Moo
    Registered Users Posts: 8,207 ✭✭✭The King of Moo


    6541 wrote: »
    Blagging all night and he put his elbow to my head in a threatening manner and instead of saying "bud relax" I slapped him, proud.com!
    6541 wrote: »
    He also owes me 200 bucks for the longest time and no sign of payment, so maybe I should get 200 bucks worth of beating out of him! So we will call last nights one ten euros, another 190 to go.

    Jesus, I don't know why he didn't punch you!

    Of course the reason for that is probably that none of this actually happened.

    Or the alternative is that this stupid story is actually true, and your friend (I hate the word "mate") knew better than to hit you because you, as a wealthy trained martial artist unhappy with the crime and corruption where you live, are clearly Batman.


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    #47
    HowAreWe
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    I PUNCHED SOMEONE QUICKLY I MUST TELL THE INTERNET


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    #48
    6541
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    The King of Moo wrote: »
    Jesus, I don't know why he didn't punch you!

    Of course the reason for that is probably that none of this actually happened.

    Or the alternative is that this stupid story is actually true, and your friend (I hate the word "mate") knew better than to hit you because you, as a wealthy trained martial artist unhappy with the crime and corruption where you live, are clearly Batman.

    Obviously its my descent into madness!


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    #49
    heartseeker
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    Could you not just go round to him now with some thramil and milk tray;-)


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    #50
    biko
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    Esoteric_ wrote: »
    Then why say 'proud.com?'
    I think that's all the rage now for the 14s/15s.


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    #51
    BillyMitchel
    Registered Users Posts: 3,324 ✭✭✭BillyMitchel


    OP I'm not one to judge without knowing the whole story so what was said? WhAt was he slagging ye about was it serious or just normal friend stuff like stuff about your ma and sisters??*


    *Don't hit me!


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    #52
    schnitzelEater
    Registered Users Posts: 269 ✭✭schnitzelEater


    You on the roids again, OP?


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    #53
    Remmy
    Registered Users Posts: 2,921 ✭✭✭Remmy


    OP with your martial arts background you know there is only one way to regain your honour...Seppuku.


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    #54
    arybvtcw0eolkf
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    Well OP, wanna come train?.

    But the slagging does be fierce, you'll hate it.

    Btw, I think you're a bluffer. And a fantasist who lives in an imaginary world of fighting codes (I've never even heard that term before this thread).

    But the offer to train is real. I love training me :)


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    #55
    Standard Toaster
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    Rex Kwan Do buddy system?
    Bow to your sen-sei !!!


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    #56
    cassi
    Registered Users Posts: 316 ✭✭cassi


    I'm calling bs on this one! No self respecting martial artist would use te term "boxed" to describe a punch!


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    #57
    Systemic Risk
    Closed Accounts Posts: 217 ✭✭Systemic Risk


    If you are that surprised and proud that you are able to land a simple right cross id say your training isnt worth sh1t OP. Would you care to elaborate on these "fighting codes". What are we talking about here?


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    #58
    keelanj69
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,089 ✭✭✭keelanj69


    Systemic Risk wrote: »
    If you are that surprised and proud that you are able to land a simple right cross id say your training isnt worth sh1t OP. Would you care to elaborate on these "fighting codes". What are we talking about here?

    Don't insult him. The Dark Knight rises you fool. Flee before he claims your life. I can take a punch I'll hold him off. :-P


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    #59
    harry Bailey esq
    Registered Users Posts: 4,814 ✭✭✭harry Bailey esq


    mackeire wrote: »
    ye and maybe then they can shave each others vaginas

    em...ok.


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    #60
    DBB
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    Remmy wrote: »
    OP with your martial arts background you know there is only one way to regain your honour...Seppuku.

    Sudoku, more like!


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    #61
    Turtyturd
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    Clearly the victims fault for not having better friends. I'd say this would have taught him a lesson, but it didn't actually happen.


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